Official WWE WrestleMania XXVI Thread

[The Franchise]

lol imagine if this main evented WM

[SammyG]

wow mad stupid of me to post that in here. Lagging like crazy. Thanks assholes.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Are you people serious? Did you think Bret was going to wrestle a five-star match or do pretty much anything physical? If so you are really daft.</font>

[Londoner]

i can't help but keep thinking 'meh' atm

[Droford]

all the talk of this match being last was clearly bs

[FourFifty]

Just put Vince in the Sharpshooter already and let me get my points on tipsters.

[Londoner]

and here it is

[owenbrown]

the WWE Universe can fuck off bunch of them weren't even alive when the screwjob happened

[Londoner]

or not

[SammyG]

The crowd really is not reacting well to this match.

[KIRA]

I was gonna say whats he gonna lock on the sharpshooter for the next 30 mins?

[The Franchise]

On the bright side, this probably means Edge/Jericho and Taker/HBK get lots of time :D

[FourFifty]

Will SOMETHING of relevance happen? Please? Or end it?

[Pegasus Crawford]

Okay, this is starting to get painful to watch.

Well, it started a while ago, just that I'm reaching my threshold.

[FourFifty]

Now he's sitting down? What the hell?

[Droford]

Vince is gonna win. I feel it

[FourFifty]

Okay, this is starting to get painful to watch.
Starting? What the hell match were you watching before?

[Droford]

Unprotected chairshot to the back of the head! FINE!

[Pegasus Crawford]

People in the crowd screaming "headshot!"

[pira-girl]

late but, lol at future endeavors reference

[The Franchise]

this match is -5 stars

Bret's last Mania match was 5 stars

[KIRA]

to the back more like

[moonface]

Stop whining you got to see bret batter vince enjoy.

[Dorkchop]

Bret really drilled into Vince with a few of those chair shots

[FourFifty]

This ranks right up there with Kid Rock's concert last year.

[Droford]

They should have billed this as an unsanctioned match.

[The Franchise]

Stop whining you got to see bret batter vince enjoy.

i am :D

i knew this match would be an absolute trainwreck. I'm just happy to see Bret

[Londoner]

how much should bret be fined for this? what a rude arsehole he is!

[FourFifty]

Pass out from the pain? Really, Jerry? How do you think THE FANS feel?

[pira-girl]

<font color=goldenrod>Are you people serious? Did you think Bret was going to wrestle a five-star match or do pretty much anything physical? If so you are really daft.</font>

Exactly, thank you

[KIRA]

hes right this is getting a little hard to watch

[viO]

The crowd should be into this match way more than they are.

[SammyG]

please end this

[Londoner]

thank god

[The Franchise]

HUGE pop for the Sharpshooter

[Pegasus Crawford]

...and it's finally over.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>YES! THE NEVERENDING FEUD IS OVER!</font>

[FourFifty]

And thank you for the easy tipsters points. Please leave the ring now.

[owenbrown]

lol finally

[SammyG]

k cool match bro

[viO]

i expected a wrestlemania crowd to be a lot crazier for this match than that.

[moonface]

Thank you bret! Haha brets the man always will
be.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol wtf why would Bret spit in the face of Montreal based on what Cole said ?

[The Franchise]

i expected a wrestlemania crowd to be a lot crazier for this match than that.

The match wasn't booked in a way you could really be that excited. They popped huge for the Sharpshooter..

[Xero]

That was one of the worst matches I've ever seen. BRET HAD TO FUCKING SIT DOWN MID-MATCH.

I mean, I wasn't expecting anything GOOD, but Jesus Christ that was fucking terrible. And the dead crowd didn't help.

[AngryMidjit]

what would have been a great moment in all the harts raising bret's hand in the ring was just ruined by cutting to cole talking

[Xero]

I was legit LOLing at how bad it was.

[FourFifty]

Are you people serious? Did you think Bret was going to wrestle a five-star match or do pretty much anything physical? If so you are really daft.

No. I wasn't thinking there would be a five star match. But come on, you have two people who cannot physically work in the ring with each other clinging onto nothing but the past. They could have did something like Umaga vs Lashley. Vince could have gotten two guys to face The Hart Dynasty, or even make it a six man tag.

[SammyG]

DA DURRTY DURRTY gets Mania?

[Londoner]

That was one of the worst matches I've ever seen. BRET HAD TO FUCKING SIT DOWN MID-MATCH.

I mean, I wasn't expecting anything GOOD, but Jesus Christ that was fucking terrible. And the dead crowd didn't help.

Agreed.

[LoDownM]

I really wish Wrestlemania would come to Denver so I can go :(

[FourFifty]

I was legit LOLing at how bad it was.

I bet you pull the wings off of flies to amuse yourself. Like, it was THAT bad if it was a legit LOL at how bad it was.

[The Franchise]

Well Bret is borderline crippled.

[AngryMidjit]

what was the announced number? i missed it

[Pegasus Crawford]

Edge vs. Jericho comin up

[Droford]

Jericho/Edge!

[Tazz Dan]

Edge-Jericho. 5 star coming up!!

[SammyG]

Alright, does this mean HBK Taker ends it? Or Cena Batista?

[Londoner]

jericho to save us once again

[The Franchise]

EDGE-JERICHO!!!!!!!!!! This will make up for Bret/Vince

[Londoner]

Alright, does this mean HBK Taker ends it? Or Cena Batista?

Someone said earlier hbk/taker will be ending it, think JR menitoned it.

[Droford]

Im still pulling an 0-fer in tipsters too. Dont think Im gonna get anything tonight and I'll be in last place even further still lol.

[The Franchise]

Alright, does this mean HBK Taker ends it? Or Cena Batista?

JR said on his 'twitter' that Taker/HBK main events

I guess that means Edge/Y2J it will be Cena/Batista, divas, then HBK/Taker

[Xero]

I bet you pull the wings off of flies to amuse yourself. Like, it was THAT bad if it was a legit LOL at how bad it was.

If I hadn't laughed I would have cried.

[The Franchise]

There is still 1:45 mins left. I think Edge/Jericho, Batista/Cena and Taker/HBK will all go 20+ minutes with Taker/HBK probably around 30 mins

[viO]

I wasn't expecting the Bret match to be amazing, but the lumberjacks were unneeded. I would've been happier if Bret hit Vince with a chair a few times then went straight into the sharpshooter, the reaction probably would've been better than boring the crowd to sleep.

[Mooияakeя™]

After all that, it was not quite what I wanted, but seeing Bret, in person, at Wrestlemania. I still respect what he did and the guy came through a stroke to make it back into a match. Just wish Owen was there in that line up with the Bulldog :(

[Xero]

So by the timing of everything I'm thinking Taker/Michaels is going 45.

[KIRA]

DA DURRTY DURRTY gets Mania?

Yep looks like I'm headed to MANIA next year!:D

[BobBitchen]

70,219

The 63,400-seat stadium (expandable to 72,200) opened on August 1, 2006 after three years of construction.

[moonface]

Moaning fucking wrestling fans shut the fuck up. Bret hart is fucked he can not wrestle like he used you fucking idiots. Just enjoy the fact bret not only came back to wwe but had a match at wrestlemania with vince.

Now shush.

[Xero]

Entrances cut short.

[Londoner]

lol fuck that ramp is so long jericho hadn't got to the ring before edges entrance

[Droford]

Jericho doesnt even get to the ring and they're doing Edge's entrance.

Are they that much in a hurry?

[VSG]

ok 1.5 hours, 4 matches.. Sounds about right for a ~35 min Taker-HBK match!

[Londoner]

Like i said, they rush through ppv's now, fucking hate it

[BillyBonez]

So far this mania aint living up to da hype. Bret/Vince was horribell and so far it hasnt been good overall. Edge and Jericho should be a classic, but I bet the end of Taker's streak will make this mania one to remember.

[Indifferent Clox]

72,219

i am also going to mania next year, first time!!!!

[SammyG]

lol @ announcer's voice cracking up while introducing Edge.

[Droford]

"Ask him for a spear" sign

[Tazz Dan]

lol at sign - I hope a Canadian wins.

[VSG]

That... was... awesome!

[owenbrown]

lol @ the "I hope a Canadian wins" sign

[The Franchise]

So far this mania aint living up to da hype. Bret/Vince was horribell and so far it hasnt been good overall. Edge and Jericho should be a classic, but I bet the end of Taker's streak will make this mania one to remember.

What? Other than Bret/Vince being horrible how is this Mania not very good so far? The MITB was great, the Legacy match was good, HHH/Sheamus was pretty hot, Rey/Punk I guess was a bit of a letdown but it wasn't bad. I think the two title matches and Taker/HBK will live up to the hype too

[owenbrown]

dammit Tazz Dan lol

[VSG]

Lol why did Chimel go all high pitched at "superstar" in the Rated-R Superstar intro?

[Emperor Smeat]

Like i said, they rush through ppv's now, fucking hate it

Don't understand how that would be even possible for Wrestlemania since that's the only event to get the extra 1-2 hours per year but it seems like they rushed half the matches in the 1st hour for no real reason at all.

[Tazz Dan]

dammit Tazz Dan lol

:D

[SammyG]

http://channelsurfing.net/watch-wwe-wrestlemania.html

HD. Amazing.

[SammyG]

It's kinda behind though...

[Innovator]

Jesus, what did you expect from Bret/Vince? idiots

[Tazz Dan]

Dead crowd

[Innovator]

Dead crowd
Not enough filler matches, I thought they'd save the Triple Threat to pace the crowd

[Droford]

Jesus, what did you expect from Bret/Vince? idiots
something a little better than what was delivered?

[Innovator]

Dude had a stroke and an insurance policy limiting shots to the head

[The Franchise]

I don't think people are complaining about Bret's ability in the match, it was the lumberjack stuff that they didn't like.

I didn't mind it though.

[ClockShot]

Just got home. Buzzed through the results, and I find Swagger wins money in the bank. Who the fuck saw that coming?

Other than that, doing decent on tipsters. Got Mysterio/Punk wrong.

How's everyone else doing this evening?

[The Franchise]

WALLS OF JERICHOO

[Innovator]

WALLS

[The Franchise]

Dualing chants

[Droford]

SPEAR!

[Droford]

BOOT!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Poit]

If only Edge had countered that Spear with a Codebreaker...

[Pegasus Crawford]

CODEBREAKER!

[The Franchise]

YESSSSSSSS COME ON JERICHO (even though I love EDGE)

[Poit]

If only Edge had countered that Spear with a Codebreaker...

And on that note...

[The Franchise]

Crowd is HOT again

[Pegasus Crawford]

Walls of Jericho again

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd is HOT again

yeah even started a "Let's Go Jericho" chant

[Droford]

wish hed do a Liontamer for once not on NXT

[Pegasus Crawford]

Ref bump~

[Droford]

what is it? 1999?

[Pegasus Crawford]

2nd Codebreaker, and JERICHO RETAINS

[Londoner]

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tazz Dan]

JERICHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Great match.

Cena definitely wins tho.</font> :(

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Jericho wins

[The Franchise]

JERICHO WINS!

No SPEAR though so I guess the feud continues. :D

I wonder if this means Cena wins :/

[Tazz Dan]

Swagger cash-in?

[Droford]

JERICHO! WHOO! I got tipsters points and Pool Points! YEAH

[The Franchise]

Great match! Best of the night so far

[Londoner]

JERICHO WINS A WORLD TITLE MATCH AT MANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SOCCER LEGS]

SWAGGER CASH IN PLZ

[Pegasus Crawford]

there goes the Spanish Table

[The Franchise]

Spanish announcer Table!

[Droford]

Swagger cash-in?

If Jericho goes through the SAT? Maybe

[Poit]

So... Edge snaps, beats the hell out of Jericho, and Swagger cashes in?

[Theo Dious]

What the shit is this about

[Rock Bottom]

thank god for edge and jericho the rest was horrible

[The Franchise]

This is a great moment

Y2J WINS A WORLD TITLE MATCH AT MANIA

[Londoner]

This is a great moment

Y2J WINS A WORLD TITLE MATCH AT MANIA

YOU DAMN RIGHT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Theo Dious]

So... Edge snaps, beats the hell out of Jericho, and Swagger cashes in?

Thats the only thing making sense, post-match beatdowns are not SOP for Mania.

[SOCCER LEGS]

cmon swagger what are you waiting for

[The Franchise]

Edge getting BOO'd LOL

[Rock Bottom]

Jericho worked the fuck out of that match

[Droford]

Swagger out now would be epic because he'd be pulling an Edge ultimate oppurtunist with Edge doing the damage to Jericho and Edge still out there..hmm

[owenbrown]

Edge most likely will get another title shot at Backla.....er....Extreme Rules

[Pegasus Crawford]

Looks like the Spanish Announce Table remains intact.

[The Franchise]

Jericho worked the fuck out of that match

Yeah Jericho was a BEAST in that match. I wish it went a little bit longer.

This Mania has been pretty good but I will admit it does feel a little disappointing at the same time for some reason

[Londoner]

Looks like the Spanish Announce Table remains intact.

FOR NOW

[Poit]

Swagger out now would be epic because he'd be pulling an Edge ultimate oppurtunist with Edge doing the damage to Jericho and Edge still out there..hmm

Exactly. It would be like Edge, Batista, and Punk, but reversed.

[Favre4Ever]

Jericho ground that performance out, and yeah face Edge BOOOOOOOO's were imminent.

[Favre4Ever]

Great match, great ending.

[The Franchise]

lol crowd goes crazy for Yoshi

[Pegasus Crawford]

Piss break up next

[Tazz Dan]

Yoshi!!!!

[Londoner]

i feel like making something to eat during this match

[VSG]

This is a great moment

Y2J WINS A WORLD TITLE MATCH AT MANIA

You mean he RETAINS at Mania! Still awesome result :yes:

Btw kudos to whoever decided not to have Vince-Bret as the final match!

[Favre4Ever]

piss breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

[SOCCER LEGS]

taker hbk will definitely be last... they need it as dark as possible for taker's entrance

[Poit]

At least they're not wasting time with 10 different entrances.

[AngryMidjit]

lol, you can see all the people in the crowd getting up to leave during this match

[owenbrown]

piss break yay [/sarcasm]

[Londoner]

You mean he RETAINS at Mania! Still awesome result :yes:

Btw kudos to whoever decided not to have Vince-Bret as the final match!

you can still say 'wins' though

[AJHayes]

And now a piss break

[Theo Dious]

Christ, Beth had better pwn the shit out of this.

[Xero]

Why waste the buffer match here? Seems like they should put it between Cena-Batista/Taker-Michaels.

Though they'll be hot for Taker/Michaels no matter what, so whatever.

[Droford]

why do I feel like were all gonna gang up on Vicki here (including her team?)

[Pegasus Crawford]

Damn banshee screaming

[Emperor Smeat]

I think the person who's streaming Mania on the link I have kind of forgot he/she was streaming it. Got a channel switch to porn and a preview for the upcomming boxing match at the start of the match.

[Droford]

its a dvia do your finisher match

[Rock Bottom]

http://atdhe.net/16163/watch-wwe-wrestlemania-xxvi

use sopcast and internet explorer

[owenbrown]

McTaker taking a finisher?

[AngryMidjit]

vicki has no business being in the ring, much less at wrestlemania

[Droford]

omg that was awful

[AngryMidjit]

lol hog splash

[Londoner]

man this sucks

[SOCCER LEGS]

did vicki botch that pin? lol

[VSG]

Cant believe Alicia hit the cleanest finisher back there!

[Theo Dious]

Oh... my

[Favre4Ever]

words cant describe that.

[Poit]

How the fuck do you botch a pin?

[Rock Bottom]

I mean I'm just saying but right now I would bang Vicki Guerrero.

[Innovator]

Five Star Bellyflop

[owenbrown]

what the fuck was that? they botched?

[Pegasus Crawford]

WWE title match up

[The Franchise]

This is PW Torch's times/match star ratings so far if anyone is interested:

ShoMiz def R-Truth & Morrison in 3:22
*1/4

Orton def DiBiase and Rhodes in 9:01
**1/4

Jack Swagger wins MITB in 13:40
***1/2

Triple H def Sheamus in 12:08
***

Rey Mysterio def CM Punk in 6:30
**1/4

Bret Hart def Vince in 11:10
n/a

Chris Jericho def Edge in 15:48
**3/4 (this is too low IMO, this match was at least ***)

[Xero]

Taker/Michaels closing baby!

[Tazz Dan]

HBK/Taker closing. THANKYOU VINCE!!!

[Innovator]

TAKER HBK MAIN! WOOOOOOO

[Theo Dious]

WOW HBK/Taker really is going to be last.

[Londoner]

Seriously, what were you guys expecting? A 5 star match? Just sit back and enjoy, jesus fucking christ.


/sarcasm

[owenbrown]

fuck off with the old Divas Search music

[VSG]

That was still better than Vince getting beat.

[Rock Bottom]

Also Beth Phoenix is fucking pro.

[The Franchise]

YES HBK/Taker is last

[Innovator]

I'd give Punk/Rey 3 stars just for the Halloween Havoc backflip DDT spot

[Theo Dious]

Clearly they learned their lesson last year.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>yessssssssss Taker/HBK is definitely last</font>

[owenbrown]

The Konami Code vs SuperCena

[FourFifty]

If I hadn't laughed I would have cried.

Forget Vince screwed Bret, and Bret screwed Bret. THEY SCREWED THE FANS!

[Indifferent Clox]

I really liked that divas match for some odd reason. I love vickie Guerrero, she is the next SCSA

[Gonzo]

That diva match was atrocious.

[Innovator]

Whats ricockulous entrance will Cena have tonight?

[Droford]

John Cena's gonna come out with Pharaohs and camels..

[Xero]

John Cena's gonna come out with Pharaohs and camels..

roflll

[AngryMidjit]

this thread is fast approaching the 1000 mark

[Londoner]

So Hbk/taker to get around 40 minutes?

[The Franchise]

That clip of Cena winning the title at WM 21 and falling back on like 20 Asians always makes me lol

[Pegasus Crawford]

John Cena's gonna come out with Pharaohs and camels..

hahahahaha

[Theo Dious]

Cena's entrance...?

[owenbrown]

he does it for OVERCOMING THE ODDS

[Londoner]

he does it for OVERCOMING THE ODDS

you mean, THOSE MOMENTS(ANGRY VOICE)

[AngryMidjit]

dyuble dyuble you eeee

[Favre4Ever]

here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Crazy Nick]

Pretty good WrestleMania, sure Bret/Vince was a let down but other than that its been pretty good imo.

[The Franchise]

Whats with the champion coming out first?

[Xero]

So Hbk/taker to get around 40 minutes?

Figure this entire segment (including entrances and aftermath) goes 20, so that puts us around 10:10. Taker/Michaels opening bell probably starts around 10:25, so around that I'd say.

[Innovator]

Bats getting some love

[Droford]

I bet Batista wins too. champs retaining!

[SOCCER LEGS]

This is PW Torch's times/match star ratings so far if anyone is interested:

ShoMiz def R-Truth & Morrison in 3:22
*1/4

Orton def DiBiase and Rhodes in 9:01
**1/4

Jack Swagger wins MITB in 13:40
***1/2

Triple H def Sheamus in 12:08
***

Rey Mysterio def CM Punk in 6:30
**1/4

Bret Hart def Vince in 11:10
n/a

Chris Jericho def Edge in 15:48
**3/4 (this is too low IMO, this match was at least ***)

no way i'd give 3 stars to HHH/sheamus

[owenbrown]

<s>Bats really needs a shave </s> never mind

[Theo Dious]

You know, with Batista railing against Cena being the face of WWE, he really ought to have changed the belt away from the one that was introduced FOR Cena.

[Favre4Ever]

man heel bats is the shit i fucking love him

[VSG]

I still hope Bats comes out with a clone of Bats who each have a set of security guards! Maybe TNA can supply the beat up security guards?

[The Franchise]

Where's JR? :'(

[Pegasus Crawford]

lol "We Hate Cena" shirts in the front row

[Tazz Dan]

:rofl: We hate Cena shirts.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Commentators are really making the outcome obvious</font>

[Theo Dious]

Wow, that's a lot of title retentions.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bret vs. Vince went on too long, but I'm enjoying the show. Find it odd that Chris Jericho retained and that Jack Swagger won MITB.

[The Franchise]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL OMG

[Droford]

send in the Marine!

[Pegasus Crawford]

Cena gonna Parachute in?

[Innovator]

color guard?

[Favre4Ever]

fuck cena entrances

[owenbrown]

the question is...who's gonna no-sell more in this match?

[Theo Dious]

...the fuck is this?

[Droford]

lol at the crowd

[AngryMidjit]

i always love seeing that rifle spin with the guy walking

[Favre4Ever]

AS MY FUCKING STREAM EXPLODES

[Theo Dious]

Cena clones > this shit.

[owenbrown]

oh for fuck's sake, this should be a slap in the face to the Marines

[BobBitchen]

Air Force

[Droford]

that was kinda lame

[The Franchise]

WHERE'S THE CAMELS AND COYOTES???

[Tazz Dan]

That was.... gay?

[Londoner]

Do fuck off cena, that was fucking awful

[Innovator]

At least he makes good time on his entrance

[AngryMidjit]

HA! XERO! did i not call it at the beginning of this thread

[owenbrown]

If I was the crowd, I would start throwing shit to the entrance ramp

[FourFifty]

fuck cena entrances

That statement was one word too long.

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that entrance was pretty random (although cool how the guy in the middle never flinched or blinked walking down the spinning guns aisle).

[Innovator]

So which body part is Cena gonna forget to sell at this Mania? I say his back

[The Franchise]

Cena's WM 24 entrance was fucking awesome to be fair

[Droford]

"Batista likes fishsticks"

[Gray]

Batista likes Fishsticks

[YoungFlyFlashy]

What was his entrance? Not watching.

[The Franchise]

At least the crowd will be HOT. :heart: heel Batista