Official Impact Thread for 4/5/10 - We're an hour early because of "BASKETBALL"

[KayfabeMan]

rather quick

[treyace]

Super Codebreaker

[The Show Off]

Cue AJ

[FearedSanctity]

That Huntington TNA Live deal is close by so I checked it out. Checked it out on Ticketmaster and they have a family four pack for $16 per ticket. $64 for 4 tickets ain't that bad. But fucking facility, convenience and other BS fees drive that shit up to $94.50.

Yeah, I'll pass

[The Show Off]

Cue AJ

I called it seconds before it happened for the record.

[screech]

WTF is with these awkward cuts to commercial?

[The Franchise]

I enjoyed iMPACT this week. Best on since the move, I think...

Hey, Show Off, I found a better avatar of sleazy 80s guy. The safety dance. :D

[KayfabeMan]

That Huntington TNA Live deal is close by so I checked it out. Checked it out on Ticketmaster and they have a family four pack for $16 per ticket. $64 for 4 tickets ain't that bad. But fucking facility, convenience and other BS fees drive that shit up to $94.50.

Yeah, I'll pass

That's still not bad. 23 / 24 per person. if 4 people are going.

And your seats would be better than the $25 or so tickets when going to WWE.

Plus there are more chances for wrestler interaction.

[The Show Off]

I enjoyed iMPACT this week. Best on since the move, I think...

Hey, Show Off, I found a better avatar of sleazy 80s guy. The safety dance. :D

Pretty sweet.

"My only regret is that I had... bone-itus"

[KayfabeMan]

BUT, I do see the ridiculousness of the 30 extra bucks in fees and shit.

[The Show Off]

That's still not bad. 23 / 24 per person. if 4 people are going.

And your seats would be better than the $25 or so tickets when going to WWE.

Plus there are more chances for wrestler interaction.

Or you can go to ROH I consistantly get $30 tickets only a few rows from the ring.

[The Show Off]

So this is how the close Impact? Ugh...

[The Show Off]

So this is how the close Impact? Ugh...

Well at least we'll see a hot chick in bra and panties.

[screech]

Shut the fuck up, JB.

[FearedSanctity]

That's still not bad. 23 / 24 per person. if 4 people are going.

And your seats would be better than the $25 or so tickets when going to WWE.

Plus there are more chances for wrestler interaction.

Mostly a problem with those ridiculous fees, though.

Gas for a 3 1/2 hour drive also hurts

[KayfabeMan]

They should have had a game show host host this.

[FearedSanctity]

WHY IN THE FUCK IS THIS CLOSING THE SHOW?

[KayfabeMan]

Mostly a problem with those ridiculous fees, though.

Gas for a 3 1/2 hour drive also hurts

Ah, not aware you were that far. I get that, as I drive it to Orlando all the time and it's crazy.

[FearedSanctity]

Though I'm pretty sure this is just TNA laying down for RAW and NCAA, this won't make that rating look pretty

[The Show Off]

So a Daffney strip tease?

[KayfabeMan]

Someone will win the belt via finding it in a case.

Maybe they could have Madusa come back and find her WWF belt and be new Champion.

[KayfabeMan]

DAFFNEY STRIP TEASE

[The Show Off]

Tara heel turn! Coming up.

[KayfabeMan]

:)

[screech]

DAFFNEY STRIP TEASE

BEST STRIP TEASE EVER

[The Show Off]

So a Daffney strip tease?

Called it.

[treyace]

wow that didnt go the way i thought it would lol
congrats angelina

[FearedSanctity]

Ah, not aware you were that far. I get that, as I drive it to Orlando all the time and it's crazy.

I mean, the drive itself isn't that bad as I live in Bumfuck, VA. It's a 20+ minute drive to Wal-Mart for fuck's sake. So I'm used to long drives, but gas plus all that is too damn much

[KayfabeMan]

LoL.

[viO]

Those women in the audience look so uncomfortable.

[KayfabeMan]

I mean, the drive itself isn't that bad as I live in Bumfuck, VA. It's a 20+ minute drive to Wal-Mart for fuck's sake. So I'm used to long drives, but gas plus all that is too damn much

Yeah, I meant that; I guess I should've clarified.

The driving part I can do all day, but the gas is just killer.

[KayfabeMan]

They should be.

They may be next.

[FearedSanctity]

TITS OR GTFO

[VSG]

How the hell did this thread get 8 pages??

[KayfabeMan]

I guess TNA is banking on the fact that the Knockout segments draw the highest rating, they put it in as the main event.

[The Show Off]

Tara heel turn! Coming up.

That's a BINGO!

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO wtf was that?! LOLLL

[KayfabeMan]

Everyone heel turn, FTW.

[FearedSanctity]

Great, let's Divafy the Knockout matches

[screech]

Everyone heel turn, FTW.

:y:

[The Show Off]

How the hell did this thread get 8 pages??

Everyone saw how I did last week and wanted to see how good I was.

The Show Off = Ratings

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So Tara loses her title in bullshit fashion...and there is no legit striptease. And they built that up the entire show.

TNA = joke promotion</font>

[KayfabeMan]

I highly doubt that the lack of the promised striptease is what makes them a joke.

[treyace]

i kinda wanted to see Daffney strip

[KayfabeMan]

Yep.

I posted here strictly so TSO wouldn't be alone.

[The Show Off]

<font color=goldenrod>So Tara loses her title in bullshit fashion...and there is no legit striptease. And they built that up the entire show.

TNA = joke promotion</font>

Lacey striptease at least.

[KayfabeMan]

i kinda wanted to see Daffney strip

This times 4.

[The Show Off]

Yep.

I posted here strictly so TSO wouldn't be alone.

Yeah I'm like a lonley grandpa like that.

[screech]

The Show Off = Ratings

[PullMyFinger]

Idk if I was the only one, but I was lmao at the final segment. That was so ridiculously terrible but yet had me cracking up. You have one girl just strip teasing for no reason to that absurd music, and then on the side you have two other girls fighting while she's continuing to just strip tease.

For a second when Velvet got on the mic, I thought she was going to fire Lacey and re-hire Angelina.

[FearedSanctity]

"What would be the best way to cap this show? Dinero/Wolfe in a quality match? FUCK THAT. Lets have a long drawn out women's segment where every bit is beyond painful. Let's make it embarrassing to watch wrestling again!"

[The Show Off]

I'd quote that screech and put it in my signature if it wasn't me saying that I = ratings...

Sounds a little self serving.

[The Show Off]

"What would be the best way to cap this show? Dinero/Wolfe in a quality match? FUCK THAT. Lets have a long drawn out women's segment where every bit is beyond painful. Let's make it embarrassing to watch wrestling again!"

TNA is very good at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

[screech]

The Show Off = Ratings

[screech]

There ya go, brah.

Can I call a girl brah?


:shifty:

[The Show Off]

There ya go, brah.

Can I call a girl brah?


:shifty:

Huh?

What's with you saying brah?

[screech]

Huh?

What's with you saying brah?

Trying to keep up with this "hot lingo"

[The Show Off]

New addition to my sig...

[screech]

:y:

[The Show Off]

Trying to keep up with this "hot lingo"

Makes sense...

(looks at a calender)

Wait this isn't 1985.

[The Show Off]

The Show Off = Ratings

Rep added.

[VSG]

So no one called you a girl yet?

[The Show Off]

So no one called you a girl yet?

Nope.

[Skippord]

i kinda wanted to see Daffney strip
http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/cache/tna-knockouts/daffney/IMG_9421_650.jpg

[FearedSanctity]

lol at those tacks obviously pointing up

[KayfabeMan]

Daffney is a beautiful looking woman in person.

She has an amazing smile, and also a wonderful personality.

In short, I'd love to fuck her.

[James Steele]

:lol:

I liked TNA better than RAW tonight, but that might be my blindingly obsessive hatred of John Cena. Also, Mike Tenay and Taz talking about Zombie Hot was ROFL. Taz is great.

[St. Jimmy]

She lost her belt... BECAUSE IT WASN'T IN A BOX?! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

[St. Jimmy]

it's not offensive to call Lacey a Suicide Blonde is it?

[treyace]

http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/cache/tna-knockouts/daffney/IMG_9421_650.jpg

ty

[kareru]

http://www.tnawrestling.com/tnaphotos/cache/tna-knockouts/daffney/IMG_9421_650.jpg

this is the greatest photo ever

[The Show Off]

it's not offensive to call Lacey a Suicide Blonde is it?

If she gets into the family business I think that's fine...

And by the family business I mean wrestling, not suicide.