Official Impact Thread for 4/5/10 - We're an hour early because of "BASKETBALL"

[Xero]

Sup?

Monday Night Wars Chat: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/

[Jeritron]

Not much, you?

[Xero]

"Ditto".

[kareru]

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we're an hour earl.

[Volare]

No one is in the chat room WTF! I feel so alone...

[VSG]

If Tommy shows up, we riot... Online!

[KayfabeMan]

Where is DDP???

[KayfabeMan]

DDP needs to be on my TV.

[Xero]

Would be awesome if they hired him for tonight to do the Kanyon Cutter gimmick every segment.

:'(

[KayfabeMan]

:y:

[Jakob Synn]

DDP needs to be on my TV.

Watch repeats of Carnie Wilsons Unstapled reality show.

[Robodiv]

LOL singing Journey.

[treyace]

Lets Get It Started

[screech]

I shake my head when I hear someone in TNA say: "The rules are simple."

[treyace]

Well we're off to a great start so far

[PullMyFinger]

They should be 8-10 everytime. Idk why they didn't start on this timeslot from the get go.

[Skippord]

gonna have to call and text my friends real quick

[The Show Off]

Well I'm here the female authority on TNA here on TPWW.

You might remember me from such 0.6 rating hits like last week's TNA thread.

[The Show Off]

Black isn't very thinning for Abyss.

[screech]

Hate this Abyss nonsense.

[The Show Off]

Say it don't spray it Abyss.

[Skippord]

I used to like Abyss so much :(

[screech]

He really needs to stop talking.

[The Show Off]

Alright twitchy handicap Nature Boy!

[screech]

I used to like Abyss so much :(

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ Ric ragging on Hogan's team. He's right. His team does look retarded. Ric's team is easily far superior.

[The Show Off]

He really needs to stop talking.

You try and get a retard to stop talking. It ain't gonna work unless you give them a bunny to pet. Than after they good too far they start crying and carrying on again...

(PS: TPWW's spell check doesn't pick up "gonna" how odd)

[screech]

"Put that camera back on me!"

[The Show Off]

LOL @ Ric ragging on Hogan's team. He's right. His team does look retarded. Ric's team is easily far superior.

To be fair Hogan's team only as two people.

[Skippord]

I love how they're building this feud around WWE hall of fame rings

[screech]

I love how they're building this feud around WWE hall of fame rings

They have magical powers!

[The Show Off]

So when is the time right to say Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy?

TNA's Cheech and Chong.

[PullMyFinger]

To be fair Hogan's team only as two people.
Yes and only two words describe it thus far: Epic Fail. lol Sorry but Abyss is just crap.

[screech]

Real name! HO SNAP!

[Skippord]

I used to like TNA so much :(

[The Show Off]

So when is the time right to say Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy?

TNA's Cheech and Chong.

That's a BINGO!

[The Show Off]

That open was... okay.

[screech]

So wait, are Hogan and Flair wrestling in Lethal Lockdown?

[The Show Off]

Yes and only two words describe it thus far: Epic Fail. lol Sorry but Abyss is just crap.

Yeah Abyss has been pretty crappy for a solid 2 years now/

[The Show Off]

So wait, are Hogan and Flair wrestling in Lethal Lockdown?

No they're captains.

[KayfabeMan]

Why did Hogan and Abyss just watch Sting beat the crap out of Jarrett?

[KayfabeMan]

Maybe the power of the HoF ring created a protective bubble around Hogan and Abyss while Jarrett was destroyed.

[treyace]

thats what happens when your outnumbered

[KayfabeMan]

And Beer Money waited 5 mins. for Beavis and Butthead to make it to the ring.

[screech]

So they each need another member, then. Unless it's not 5 on 5 anymore?

[Skippord]

god I hope they don't play RVD's music

[RGWhat316]

Beatiful People starting off was a good start. They should just start the show every week to keep peoples attention.

[KayfabeMan]

Sting, Beer Money, Desmond Wolfe vs. RVD, Abyss, Jarrett and Hardy

[screech]

Pure Orton with the DDT

[The Show Off]

Sting, Beer Money, Desmond Wolfe vs. RVD, Abyss, Jarrett and Hardy

On paper that sounds like a good match.

[KayfabeMan]

And trust Tazz.

He knows what it's like to go from main eventer to jobber - BAM - just like that.

[KayfabeMan]

On paper that sounds like a good match.

Indeed.

[treyace]

Vintage Orton as some people from grandma's federation would say

[screech]

Most matches in TNA sound good on paper. I hope it can deliver.

[Xero]

Where is everyone in chat? :'(

[The Show Off]

I'm gonna enjoy having you all in this thread for the time being. I have a feeling that at 9 a lot of people will be jumping over to Raw.

[The Franchise]

Pretty good match so far

[treyace]

nice match

[The Show Off]

Pretty good match so far

Franchise I love your avatar!

"I'm gonna sleeze my way to the top... 80's style."

[The Franchise]

Franchise I love your avatar!

"I'm gonna sleeze my way to the top... 80's style."

Thanks :love:

"Duh nuh nuh na-nuh nuh nuh na-nuh!"

[treyace]

Advantage Team Hogan

[The Show Off]

Beer Money takes out Drug Conviction.

[Skippord]

This match sounds retarded

[The Show Off]

Wow ODB is back from the gutter!

[screech]

What the hell was that segment?

[The Show Off]

This match sounds retarded

It does.

[treyace]

Glad to see ODB back

[ClockShot]

Ha. Hamada all clueless.

[FearedSanctity]

While yeah, the Knockouts can be pretty entertaining, they get WAAAAAY too many backstage segments

[The Show Off]

If Homicide gets squashed by Rob Terry I'm gonna be pissed.

[screech]

ROB TERRY SUCKS

[treyace]

Here Comes Rob Goldberg

[The Franchise]

Rob Terry has to be on roids

[RGWhat316]

Homicide, likely the next guy to go back to ROH.

[Skippord]

Jesus, Rob Terry is awful

[Skippord]

Even his clotheslines look shitty

[screech]

ROB TERRY SUCKS

[The Show Off]

If Homicide gets squashed by Rob Terry I'm gonna be pissed.

Ugh...

Rob Terry is growing on me though.

How long until Homicide returns to ROH?

[Mr Amazing]

i throught for sure homicide was going to fued with mogan

[ClockShot]

You gotta be kidding me.

[FearedSanctity]

And BAM! Segment killed

[Emperor Smeat]

:| well that ending was sort of odd.

[thecc]

Lol, If you like knockout and if you like boxes

[treyace]

Orlando Jordan
one of the few people i can't stand in TNA

[screech]

And BAM! Segment killed

Before it even began

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO WTF was that?! TNA needs to really organize their show a bit. And I thought Homicide turned face?

[FearedSanctity]

i throught for sure homicide was going to fued with mogan

Wrong Mexican. That would me Hernandez

[The Show Off]

I used to be a mark for Orlando Jordan back during the Cabinet days... I think I'm going back to markdom with him.

[Skippord]

Rob Terry should probably be trained a lot more

[FearedSanctity]

Rob Terry seems like the guy Vince would have a raging erection for

[RGWhat316]

Did Orlando really just do that?

[KIRA]

WTF was on his face and how many pointless segments does he need

[Skippord]

lol Taz doesn't even care

[PullMyFinger]

Rob Terry isn't that bad. I know the IWC doesn't like him, but he's a perfect wrestler for a regular viewer to like. He's a big bad dude that can whoop some ass. Doesn't need to be all acrobatic.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Looks like Rob Terry got busted up hardway from that chairshot. Sucks to be him.

[The Show Off]

LMAO WTF was that?! TNA needs to really organize their show a bit. And I thought Homicide turned face?

You mean you don't like the cut in of Orlando Jordan with cum on his face and chest?

[treyace]

Angelina Love
Ok im not mad at TNA for that pointless OJ crap

[KayfabeMan]

Beautiful People.

[The Franchise]

Damn. TNA has way hotter divas than WWE

[KayfabeMan]

ODB ODB

[Skippord]

I think Maryse cancels out all of TNA's girls

[The Show Off]

Angelina Love
Ok im not mad at TNA for that pointless OJ crap

There is a diffrence between pointless and leading to something...

Now TNA isn't good at leading to something but I think these Orlando Jordan things are leading to something.

[Skippord]

in terms of being hot

[KIRA]

LMAO WTF was that?! TNA needs to really organize their show a bit. And I thought Homicide turned face?

Last I saw he was a heel but TNA changes things overnight so who knows

[PullMyFinger]

You mean you don't like the cut in of Orlando Jordan with cum on his face and chest?
I guess he did his job right for his character. I mean after seeing that and his stuff from last week, I want Rob Terry to just destroy the guy and break him apart.

Maybe Bischoff and Hogan are right with this character. He's a character you truly despise now and want him to get his ass beat.

[Skippord]

that was odd

[The Show Off]

I'm a TNA defender but this tag match concept is profoundly stupid.

[The Franchise]

I think Maryse cancels out all of TNA's girls

You're right about that actually.

And hmm, these Beautiful people girls are definitely not PG.

[KayfabeMan]

:lol:

[treyace]

that was the best move in women's wrestling
good job madison

[KayfabeMan]

One of the cases has POISON.

[RGWhat316]

Ha, Madison did Shelley's Skullfuck! LOL!

[The Franchise]

I'm a TNA defender but this tag match concept is profoundly stupid.

Vintage Russo?

[FearedSanctity]

Nothing helps kills interest in a match faster than cutting to commercial 2 minutes in. Leave that shit to WWE plz.

Also, 3 matches in 45 minutes? On pace for some sort of record here

[The Show Off]

The mere fact that one of the lock boxes contains Tara's spider is stupid...

That's like having a WWF match where you can win Frankie (Koko B. Ware's parrot) that's fucking stupid.

[treyace]

The Beautiful People look way better than Maryse

[screech]

JUDY BAGWELL ON A POLE

[treyace]

this match is better then having one of your wrestlers wrestle a "zombie" lol

[The Show Off]

The Beautiful People look way better than Maryse

At least Velvet is.

[KayfabeMan]

crotch shot

[The Show Off]

this match is better then having one of your wrestlers wrestle a "zombie" lol

So you weren't a fan of Zombie v. Sandman?

[FearedSanctity]

Godddddddd Velvet Sky

[The Show Off]

Good move TNA put a ladder match up against Raw's opening.

That wasn't sarcasam. It really is a good move.

[The Show Off]

So Angelina gets the Knockout Title right? Tara turns heel.

Those are my guesses.

[FearedSanctity]

Need to start that ladder match nowish though. That way it'll have momentum going against RAW's opening

[The Show Off]

ANDERSON!

[The Show Off]

Need to start that ladder match nowish though. That way it'll have momentum going against RAW's opening

Ask and you shall recieve.

[The Franchise]

Anderson vs Angle ladder match eh? Me likey.

[PullMyFinger]

Smart move by TNA. They really should maintain this 8-10 permanently.

[Skippord]

well that was truly baffling

[KayfabeMan]

MRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BORING.

[Mr Amazing]

Wrong Mexican. That would me Hernandez

hernandez in wrestling in mexico that is why they did what they did last week and since homicide came out to check on hernandez i throught he would fued with mogan

[ClockShot]

Really?

The ladder match for the key that opens the lock to the cage?!

[The Franchise]

LOL Kurt looks ridiculous

[FearedSanctity]

hernandez in wrestling in mexico that is why they did what they did last week and since homicide came out to check on hernandez i throught he would fued with mogan

Well shit, miss one week and this is what happens. My bad

[The Show Off]

MRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BORING.

You may find him annoying but he's not boring.

[treyace]

So you weren't a fan of Zombie v. Sandman?

Not at all
Or VKM's Ecw for that matter

[The Show Off]

Really?

The ladder match for the key that opens the lock to the cage?!

I think it's a clever little concept.

[treyace]

MRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BORING.

Far from it

[Skippord]

lol "Cage Key"

[FearedSanctity]

Gee, do you think they're trying to hold off on this to go directly against RAW's opening? Stupid.

[FearedSanctity]

lol "Cage Key"

lol, was it me or did it look like it was written on a piece of cardboard with a Sharpie?

[treyace]

Well maybe raw might invite kevin federline for a rematch against Cena lmao

[The Show Off]

Well maybe raw might invite kevin federline for a rematch against Cena lmao

I like TNA too man, but if you want to defend it defend TNA on its own merits and don't bring up stupid stuff WWE did. All the TNA detracters also don't much like stupid stuff on WWE as well.

[The Show Off]

Well I guess everyone has left to watch raw.

[screech]

That looked nasty

[What Would Kevin Do?]

And Kurt's dead.

[KIRA]

late beeping that holy shit chant

[The Show Off]

HOLY (explitive deleted)!

[treyace]

Now this is a match

[PullMyFinger]

Jack Swagger isn't ready to be champ yet. Wow @ Kurt.

[The Show Off]

2nd Best Moonsault Ever!

[PullMyFinger]

lol Kurt is willing to take a bullet for the company tonight to grab some viewers from Raw. There's always a guy in EVERY company thats willing to take the bullet.

[screech]

His head was purple.

[screech]

Very good match :y:

[The Show Off]

Not a great match but a clever little finish.

[treyace]

Anderson and Angle just set the bar for match of the night
Advantage TNA

[The Show Off]

I love Anderson.

[The Show Off]

Fuck Bubba the Love Sponge!

[The Show Off]

Yeah Machismo!

[FearedSanctity]

Trying to figure out how Bubba is worth mentioning among Nash, Hall and Pac

[FearedSanctity]

Flip to RAW, see David Otunga, flip back to watch commercials

[The Show Off]

Morgan refering to himself as "We" I love it.

[screech]

Morgan refering to himself as "We" I love it.

:y:

[screech]

So Ultimate X meant nothing?

[treyace]

lol true
I think Matt is beginning to have a Venom Complex

[The Show Off]

The Machine Guns are already number one contenders though.

[FearedSanctity]

So Ultimate X meant nothing?

Was just wondering about that

[treyace]

Great now the match ive been waiting for

[screech]

Great now the match ive been waiting for

:wtf:

Sarcasm I realize, I just wanted to use that face.

[The Show Off]

The Machine Guns are already number one contenders though.

I forgot about the match two weeks ago, my bad.

[treyace]

I guess nobody saw the webmatch on tna.com with MCMG and Team 3d

[treyace]

:wtf:

Sarcasm I realize, I just wanted to use that face.

I'm a big MCMG fan

[The Show Off]

:wtf:

Sarcasm I realize, I just wanted to use that face.

Anytime Alex Shelley is in a match it is the match you want to see.

[KayfabeMan]

GET THE TABLES!!!

[The Show Off]

I can't wait to see MCMG on May 8th at Ring of Honor! I'm psyched.

[screech]

Hold on:

MCMG won the shot at the tag titles in Ultimate X.

Team 3D challenged them for it/got a match against them for it (correct me if I'm wrong).

So then what was the point of having the Ultimate X match?

[treyace]

Hail Sabin!!!!

[screech]

Anytime Alex Shelley is in a match it is the match you want to see.

I agree, but I was referring to Team 3D. I do like them, but they just don't strike me as a "I can't wait to see their match" kind of team lately.

[The Show Off]

Barley anyone said "get the tables."

[KayfabeMan]

Bubba The Love Sponge and No Country for Old Men need to leave TNA.

[Londoner]

Hold on:

MCMG won the shot at the tag titles in Ultimate X.

Team 3D challenged them for it/got a match against them for it (correct me if I'm wrong).

So then what was the point of having the Ultimate X match?

Wait, you're not possibly suggesting stupid booking in TNA are you?!

[treyace]

Hold on:

MCMG won the shot at the tag titles in Ultimate X.

Team 3D challenged them for it/got a match against them for it (correct me if I'm wrong).

So then what was the point of having the Ultimate X match?

Who wouldn't want to see a Gen Me vs MCMG Ultimate X match

[FearedSanctity]

Classic Russo. Decent match going? Quick, unnecessary interference DQ!

[The Show Off]

Hold on:

MCMG won the shot at the tag titles in Ultimate X.

Team 3D challenged them for it/got a match against them for it (correct me if I'm wrong).

So then what was the point of having the Ultimate X match?

To see a great match... and that's it. I guess that's the only reason...

It seems dumb to me too.

[FearedSanctity]

And now they shit on the guys that came off really well. Fucking hell

[The Show Off]

I thought Nash and MCMG were buddies... Oh yeah that was 3 years ago.

[KayfabeMan]

These guys can barely move.

[screech]

Wait, you're not possibly suggesting stupid booking in TNA are you?!

I'm just trying to follow along here. I legitimately didn't know how Team 3D got involved.

[FearedSanctity]

Everytime Russo tries this whole "Outsiders/nWo" type thing (and this is waht? The 10th time in as many years?) it just gets progressively shittier and shittier. Christ. But now it's actually painful because now they're really using it to bury great, young talent

[KayfabeMan]

Niether do the bookers.

[The Show Off]

Classic Russo. Decent match going? Quick, unnecessary interference DQ!

Once again... TNA defender here but that was fairly stupid to do to that match.

[KayfabeMan]

:y:

[screech]

Once again... TNA defender here but that was fairly stupid to do to that match.

:y:

[Skippord]

god I hate you TNA

[screech]

Scott Hall is the best, FTR

[FearedSanctity]

Once again... TNA defender here but that was fairly stupid to do to that match.

I'm a big wrestling defender, which includes TNA. A LOT. But there's no fucking defending this. It's been done literally a million times

[screech]

And fuck Bubba

[Skippord]

Bubba The Love Sponge looks like the Penguin

[KayfabeMan]

WE'VE BEEN CUTTING THIS PROMO FOR 14 YEARS.

[The Show Off]

I'm just trying to follow along here. I legitimately didn't know how Team 3D got involved.

Team 3D challenged MCMG to a match for the #1 Contendership, MCMG accepted. The match ended in a double pin so they had the match again tonight. Tonight ended in a clusterfuck so I'm guessing their will be a triple threat match at Lockdown and Morgan will retain since it's a triple threat and he can pick up the scraps.

[KayfabeMan]

SWINE FLU.

[treyace]

lol @ nash with the i'm not done talking face when the wolfpack music played

[KayfabeMan]

The Pope is the white Dusty Rhodes.

[Skippord]

could someone just beat me with a pipe whenever the Band is on television?

[FearedSanctity]

Spike was giving TNA a few weeks before they were going to force them to pull the plug on "The Band". I hope this encourages them to do it after tonight. Of all storylines that have just disappeared from one week to the next in wrestling history, I desperately want this to be the next

[The Show Off]

WE'VE BEEN CUTTING THIS PROMO FOR 14 YEARS.

That's true but usually it's better than that.

[KayfabeMan]

Who is the chick with Wolfe? I mean, where did they get her from?

[screech]

Team 3D challenged MCMG to a match for the #1 Contendership, MCMG accepted. The match ended in a double pin so they had the match again tonight. Tonight ended in a clusterfuck so I'm guessing their will be a triple threat match at Lockdown and Morgan will retain since it's a triple threat and he can pick up the scraps.

Wow...just as silly as I thought.

[KayfabeMan]

That's true but usually it's better than that.

Yeah, it's like most stuff.

After 14 years or so, it's expiration date is long gone.

At least that's what I've seen on Hoarders. :shifty:

[The Show Off]

could someone just beat me with a pipe whenever the Band is on television?

No need for that just watch some porn or something instead of watching when they're on. No need for bodily harm.

[FearedSanctity]

Who is the chick with Wolfe? I mean, where did they get her from?

WWE style, she was just a model they picked up, I believe

[KayfabeMan]

Gotcha.

[The Show Off]

Wow...just as silly as I thought.

I didn't say it was pretty.

[KayfabeMan]

No need for that just watch some porn or something instead of watching when they're on. No need for bodily harm.

Yeah, usually I just minimize my TPWW window and open some porn.

Listen to The Show Off.

[screech]

I didn't say it was pretty.

I didn't expect it to be haha

[treyace]

I swear to god
if pope loses this match i will be pissed

[screech]

Listen to The Show Off.

:y:

[FearedSanctity]

After a solid first hour, this show has taken a turn for the infuriating. Thankfully Pope and Wolfe are coming up.

Bets on whether Pope gets attacked before he gets to the ring? Again?

[The Show Off]

Despite some questionable moves tonight I still like the show.

[Mr Amazing]

Team 3D challenged MCMG to a match for the #1 Contendership, MCMG accepted. The match ended in a double pin so they had the match again tonight. Tonight ended in a clusterfuck so I'm guessing their will be a triple threat match at Lockdown and Morgan will retain since it's a triple threat and he can pick up the scraps.

and after the match knowing tna Nash cashes in his freast or fired title shot and he and hall are the new Tna Tag Team Champions

[The Show Off]

Listen to The Show Off.

Apparently I am the female authority on TNA here on TPWW even though I'm a guy.

[FearedSanctity]

and after the match knowing tna Nash cashes in his freast or fired title shot and he and hall are the new Tna Tag Team Champions

Knowing TNA that's already been forgotten about

[The Show Off]

and after the match knowing tna Nash cashes in his freast or fired title shot and he and hall are the new Tna Tag Team Champions

I thought he already cashed that in... I forget.

[KayfabeMan]

Doug Williams = Eric Young II

[The Show Off]

Wooo Doug Williams!!!

[screech]

:heart: Doug Williams

[The Show Off]

Doug Williams = Eric Young II

If you mean that as a positive, I agree.

[KayfabeMan]

50 / 50.

[treyace]

Very Good Show
For the record
Dress to impress divas match against the Knockouts elimination tag
Advantage TNA

[The Show Off]

50 / 50.

Alright.

[The Show Off]

"The Finest" Douglas Willaims!

[KayfabeMan]

So far I have enjoyed TNA a lot.

I could do with some changes to that opening segment, the Knockouts match, and would like to see them rush The Band's storyline, only to get them off of TV ASAP without them having to scrap the entire angle.

[KayfabeMan]

Gen Me needs to work more off TV before on it.

[PullMyFinger]

Doug Williams is the best X Div heel since Samoa Joe. This storyline with him is amazing and cracks me up everytime he comes out.

[The Show Off]

TNA has really embrased Crash TV or whatever that used to be called.

[screech]

Pure Blackman with the choke

[screech]

SHANNON MOORE SUCKS

[FearedSanctity]

Love Williams

[PullMyFinger]

Williams should ban all acrobatic moves in his matches as a precondition for any match with him lol

[The Show Off]

Shannon Moore with a gimmick that goes somewhere is strange.

[treyace]

Shannon Cannot get a title shot every month

[FearedSanctity]

I need a 3 Count reunion

[treyace]

Testify To That

[KayfabeMan]

Good PG / quick promo by 3D.

[Inadequacy]

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[The Show Off]

Wolfpack vs. Dudleys actually appeals to me.

[KayfabeMan]

They need a 20 min. segment where Chelsea just dances in her underwear.

[Inadequacy]

does shannon moore have the same tree tattoo as Jeff Hardy?

[KayfabeMan]

I like Wolfpack vs. Dudleys, as long as it leads to Dudleys getting over on them and Wolfpac leaving :y: