Official RAW Thread for 04/05/10 - Otunga: Google Him

[Xero]

Sup?

Monday Night Wars Chat: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/

[Volare]

So how many weeks before Extreme Rules?

[parkmania]

Too few for a real buildup.

[HBPunk]

Next Week













This thread is mine. . .

[Xero]

Next Week













This thread is mine. . .

I have friends in high places who will make sure this is not the case.

[HBPunk]

I have friends in high places who will make sure this is not the case.

If its that important to you, i wont take away your weekly thrill. Poor little fella, you should get friends in real life too, they are much better. Im picturing you looking like that asshole from the World of Warcraft episode of South Park, too lazy to eat the potato chip that landed on your fat stomach, sweat patches under your big pimply arse etc. Stop me if im wrong. . . oh ok, cool

[Xero]

I don't eat potato chips. :roll:

[HBPunk]

I don't eat potato chips. :roll:

aww and i used the american term and all, boo urns

[The Franchise]

aww and i used the american term and all, boo urns

Woah, woah, woah. What are potato chips called where you're from?

[XIII]

otunga is horrible in the ring. he's like a botchamania highlight reel... i hope we dont have to see him do a botch job and end up ending someones career like cena, orton, edge, or someone else with a long career ahead of them..... he needs to go back to development for a while..... and right now it seems like he's gonna be pushed to the top, which i hope is not the case

[The Show Off]

otunga is horrible in the ring. he's like a botchamania highlight reel... i hope we dont have to see him do a botch job and end up ending someones career like cena, orton, edge, or someone else with a long career ahead of them..... he needs to go back to development for a while..... and right now it seems like he's gonna be pushed to the top, which i hope is not the case

Thats all good but at least he was boring on I Love New York 2...

[HBPunk]

Woah, woah, woah. What are potato chips called where you're from?

Crisps, probly cos they are CRISPy

otunga is horrible in the ring. he's like a botchamania highlight reel... i hope we dont have to see him do a botch job and end up ending someones career like cena, orton, edge, or someone else with a long career ahead of them..... he needs to go back to development for a while..... and right now it seems like he's gonna be pushed to the top, which i hope is not the case

Im sure he wont dude, hes a heel from NXT, he will be steamrollered in any match

[VSG]

Crisps? Where the fuck are you from??

[Droford]

I predict Swagger vs Cena

[HBPunk]

Crisps? Where the fuck are you from??

your mothers tit

[blak23]

whyu is swagger on raw

[jerichoholicninja]

Swagger looks like Jericho but with lots of muscles.

[Londoner]

Hoping for a good show, interesting way to start off!

[ClockShot]

Swagger to open the show.

Let's get to the bottom of this.

[blak23]

Swagger looks like Jericho but with lots of muscles.

this

[Londoner]

No doubt gonna cut a heel promo at the crowd.

[ClockShot]

Tell ya what, gonna be really, REALLY weird without HBK keeping us company.

Still miss the guy.

[viO]

Jericho wannabe.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

First words are "Roll it."

[Londoner]

Tell ya what, gonna be really, REALLY weird without HBK keeping us company.

Still miss the guy.

I'm coming to terms with it, but its still weird innit?

[screech]

Love Swagger with that belt

[jerichoholicninja]

He already has more heat than Sheamus.

[Londoner]

JERICHO IS STILL THE REAL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

IF ANYONE ARGUES WITH THAT THEY CAN FUCK OFF!

:cool:

[ClockShot]

That's some small name engraving on that belt plate.

Is he gonna hold the belt long?

[Krimzon7]

He already has more heat than Sheamus.
And Vince McMahon's Suit

[blak23]

not a bad promo, not great but not bad at all

[Londoner]

our lord and savior jesus...i mean John Cena.

[Krimzon7]

Cena: My belt's gayer than yours!

[ClockShot]

Did I hear right, Cena's a 9x champ?

[Londoner]

Did I hear right, Cena's a 9x champ?

yes

[The Franchise]

yes, Cena is a 9 time champ and so is Edge. Orton is also like 6 or 7. Shit adds up fast with two titles

[Londoner]

you don't know how right you are cena

[Krimzon7]

Did I hear right, Cena's a 9x champ?
Yes, goddammit :nono:

[Tb1]

Hopefully they'll merge these belts, and get rid off that horrid spinning thing. Probably not though.

[blak23]

swaggers face is priceless

[Londoner]

'earned it' lol

[Krimzon7]

Cena's so company. He's gonna job to put Schwagger over and legitimize this reign.

[blak23]

Cena's so company. He's gonna job to put Schwagger over and legitimize this reign.

doubt it

[blak23]

business has just picked up

[Krimzon7]

I just came

[Londoner]

doubt it

think that was the point tbh

[Poit]

Does Cole even know what "dichotomy" means?

[ClockShot]

Someone's getting a dose of Viper venom.

[Londoner]

Someone's getting a dose of Viper venom.

DA miz will, im calling it, yes really.

[Krimzon7]

I just came again

[Poit]

Well... awesome. :D

[blak23]

think that was the point tbh

that went over my head

[screech]

Does Cole even know what "dichotomy" means?

Cole doesn't know what anything means.

[Krimzon7]

I was looking for Muta to run in!

[Londoner]

lol clusterfuck opening

[blak23]

here's this fuck

[screech]

GOOGLE ME

[Nark Order]

lol random ramp shot

[ClockShot]

:wave:

Hi, Dave.

[treyace]

please tell me this fool did not shave raw into his head lol
Really!!!!

[viO]

k this is going nowhere.

[blak23]

his haircut makes me sad

[Nark Order]

lol what? Otunga is the guest host? Jesus

[screech]

please tell me this fool did not shave raw into his head lol
Really!!!!

I love it

[KIRA]

That voice does not match that body

[RawRocks]

The whole Raw roster wants a piece of Swagger.

[ClockShot]

What kind of a tag match is that?

[Tb1]

Austin-esque pop for Otunga

[Krimzon7]

I WANT 427 GREEN M & M'S

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fucking love the RKO spot...

[ClockShot]

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S MY BOY!

[treyace]

Just give Randy the title
and leave it that way
Time to change to spike

[blak23]

otunga ruined that segment for me

[Nark Order]

lol Swagger catching shrapnel

[Tb1]

WATCH OUT JACK

[Johnny Vegas]

Otunga is going to be the man. Period.

[Nark Order]

Swagger needs this clean win if he doesn't want to catch Sheamus syndrome. Probably will not happen though.

[Providence Peep]

Does Cole even know what "dichotomy" means?

I think Mr. Backlund explained it to him :shifty:

[Providence Peep]

Awesome! A new t-shirt! I can't wait to buy it! :shifty:

[blak23]

i really hope they dont job kofi

[Londoner]

God damn this fucking computer pisses me off sometimes.

[blak23]

hhh run in?

[Londoner]

expecting an hhh promo on hbk and sheamus tonight

[ClockShot]

Anytime now, Hunter.

[Londoner]

Kofi to TNA then

[blak23]

that sucks

[Londoner]

lead pipe!

[blak23]

so now he has a trademark pipe give me a fucking break

[ClockShot]

Oh, there he is.

[Providence Peep]

He's got a lead pipe and Kofi's got a t-shirt. Which is better?

[treyace]

A pipe lol
now this is sports entertainment

[Londoner]

so now he has a trademark pipe give me a fucking break

its the pg era's sledgehammer

[blak23]

its the pg era's sledgehammer

lol

[HeartBreakMan2k]

its the pg era's sledgehammer

Except Hunter probably has the sledgehammer under his coat again

[Londoner]

Wow, could this booking be anymore obvious, sheamus is still there! ffs

[blak23]

so he's been sittin there for 3 minutes

[Londoner]

so he's been standing there for 3 minutes

[Londoner]

In the attitude era they just got on with it then did the ads after, now its all ads first action later, bullshit.

[Londoner]

Also, wonder how long HHH's has been walking.

[blak23]

In the attitude era they just got on with it then did the ads after, now its all ads first action later, bullshit.

damn right

[Krimzon7]

Did he say he'd carrot him out in a wheel chair???

[Poit]

Also, wonder how long HHH's has been walking.

The same amount of time Sheamus was standing in the ring.

[blak23]

its like he was just waiting for him to say the correct words just sittin there

[Londoner]

sledgehammer!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

ruined my joke though, bastard

[treyace]

u mean to tell me HHH just got to the ring

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, he had that "fuckkkkkk this" look on his face :D

[blak23]

silly irishman lol

[treyace]

Dress to impress match lol
Really

[blak23]

lets go katie lea

[Tb1]

Can't wait for this finally

[ClockShot]

Where's the Beautiful People?

[blak23]

im bored with this

[blak23]

oh french humor

[Jeritron]

Maryse is awesome

[viO]

"You Ready?"

[Londoner]

I spent that entire time listening to HBK's theme.:D

[screech]

"So you would date your sister?"

[blak23]

she looks good she should not go be on the mic tho

[Tb1]

What a thrilling experience

[ClockShot]

You'd think bringing back Gail Kim would resuscitate the Women's division.

Instead we got Eve getting a shot at the Diva's title.

Sad.

[Krimzon7]

That was a long piss break.

[Londoner]

Kings forced reactions of matches being announced is awful awful awful awful awful what the fuck has happened to him?

[Krimzon7]

Look at batista's face!

[Londoner]

'John CEENA, AGAINST baTIIISta'

[treyace]

Looks like raw might have a good match
Randy vs Jack
to bad its not for the title

[blak23]

finally commercials

[screech]

You'd think bringing back Gail Kim would resuscitate the Women's division.

Instead we got Eve getting a shot at the Diva's title.

Sad.

:yes:

:(

[Londoner]

finally commercials

Was getting abit restless without them too.

[Londoner]

Great now im addicted to ads, fuck you wwe.

[blak23]

lmao

[ClockShot]

Little does he know that Chris Nowitski attended Harvard as well.

[blak23]

didnt he fail when he was on that new york show

[Krimzon7]

Does he remember I love New York??? EPIC FAIL

[Londoner]

lol@how the nxt guys act

[Krimzon7]

ROTFL the m&M's!!!!

[moonface]

Is that the guy who was on that programe trying to fuck that flava flave cast off?

[ClockShot]

'Swog still wearing DX gear?

Fire him already.

[Krimzon7]

Kids like midgets

[screech]

'Swog still wearing DX gear?

Fire him already.

[Krimzon7]

'Swog still wearing DX gear?

Fire him from a canon already.
:y:

[blak23]

low blow cole

[Londoner]

Oh right, didn't realise they were a tag team tonight. D'oh

[Londoner]

Also, where is hart dynasty tonight?

[blak23]

long time enemy? hasnt it only been 2mos

[blak23]

no way that was a ten count

[VSG]

Oh dear god, the ego in that ring later will make the Big show look like a midget!

[RawRocks]

Otunga is putting himself right into the WWE Roster

[TheFallenOneX]

So instead of getting the Hart Dynasty and a possible revival of the tag team division we get another thrown together team yay

[Londoner]

So instead of getting the Hart Dynasty and a possible revival of the tag team division we get another thrown together team yay

I have to wonder if they'll appear at all tonight, they cant surely be forgotten about with bret hart behind them, can they?!

[HBPunk]

I bet Otunga will put himself with John Cena and challenge for the Tag Team Titles

IM AWESOME

[Providence Peep]

Will Bret be on RAW tonight? The show has been weak so far.

[XIII]

otunga main event is sum b.s. that fucker dont deserve a push right now,

[Gerard]

Sorry to be a lazy whore but who in the fuck is this annoying prick hosting raw? I see he's got himelf packaged in the standard "im so much better than you" persona. Yeah..never seen that before.

And whys dibiase got the million dollar belt...

[ClockShot]

THE MILLION DOLLAR BELT!

[screech]

MILLION DOLLAR BELT

[TheFallenOneX]

I have to wonder if they'll appear at all tonight, they cant surely be forgotten about with bret hart behind them, can they?!

Oh it's true it's damn true

[RawRocks]

otunga main event is sum b.s. that fucker dont deserve a push right now,

:y:

[TheFallenOneX]

THE MILLION DOLLAR BELT CLASSIC

[XIII]

million dollar belt is awesome

[Londoner]

wtf@ the belt

[RawRocks]

Hey look.. its the Million Dollar Championship Belt!

[HBPunk]

NICE TED

[LuigiD]

-marks out at the million dollar belt-

[moonface]

We want bret.

[Londoner]

Christian to come out and challenge for it.

[KIRA]

million dollar belt

[Poit]

Christian to come out and challenge for it.

:y:

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Million Dollar belt.

[blak23]

lame angle

[TheFallenOneX]

someone in the back needs to play Cats in the Cradle

[Londoner]

right on cue

[TheFallenOneX]

Where my PEEPS

[Londoner]

ah damnit, not challenging for it yet. but looks like i'll get the feud i wanted.

[LuigiD]

god..that was a terrible promo. Needs a lot of mic work practice.

[Providence Peep]

Where my PEEPS

Right here

[ClockShot]

Where my PEEPS

What? You didn't get any in your easter basket yesterday?

[TheFallenOneX]

What? You didn't get any in your easter basket yesterday?

No :'(

[screech]

What? You didn't get any in your easter basket yesterday?

So sad

[Providence Peep]

VIRGIL! :lol:

http://www.btwrestling.com/WrestleFest2009/virgil1.jpg

[TheFallenOneX]

I hate the way Christian calls for the killswitch

[treyace]

christian jobs again
wow wwe wow

[Londoner]

boooooooooooooooooo

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAY!

[HBPunk]

delighted ted won

[Tb1]

Sure is nice to see some wrestling.

[HBPunk]

christian jobs again
wow wwe wow

he put over a young guy who just redebuted the million dollar belt, stfu

[ClockShot]

So many times I've ignored this.

[RawRocks]

Dont Try This At Home

[Londoner]

Dont Try This At Home

seems to get annoyingly longer each time

[TheFallenOneX]

TNA needs to do one of those, cept it can't have Kevin Nash in it, or it would go on for like 35 minutes.

[Londoner]

hbk!

[ClockShot]

:'(

[parkmania]

Loved that there's a NEW Million Dollar Belt.

Gonna take a bit to get used to it being gold on a diamond background instead of diamonds on a gold background though.

[XIII]

orton/swagger would be a good long fued

[Nark Order]

LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALOOOONNEE

[Krimzon7]

Fucking awesome

[TheFallenOneX]

THat lil red headed kid Kevin, did good again

[HBPunk]

awwww shawn :(

[Londoner]

Just wonder how is wwe gonna replace all the stars that have left/will leave in future? just seems like the attitude era's gonna leave a huge hole in the wwe now.

[Providence Peep]

THat lil red headed kid Kevin, did good again

Child prodigy
http://www.irishfair.org/assets/images/autogen/a_Red_Headed_kid.gif

[HBPunk]

Child prodigy
http://www.irishfair.org/assets/images/autogen/a_Red_Headed_kid.gif

i calll dibs on tugging over this sexy beast

[TheFallenOneX]

Ginger people do have souls

[RawRocks]

Dear WWE,
For the sake of everyone, get rid of Michael Cole and put Josh Matthews in that chair.
Thank you!

[Providence Peep]

Dear WWE,
For the sake of everyone, get rid of Michael Cole and put Josh Matthews in that chair.
Thank you!

Amen to that! :y:

[ClockShot]

Butler's giving Duke a fight.

33-32 Duke lead at halftime.

[moonface]

We want bret.

[311]

Just wonder how is wwe gonna replace all the stars that have left/will leave in future? just seems like the attitude era's gonna leave a huge hole in the wwe now.


WWE doesn't have a lack of talent to move in and fill those spots...they've been making loads of new, young stars. It'll definitely be a fresh looking roster, but they've got enough.

[TheFallenOneX]

Dear WWE,
For the sake of everyone, get rid of Michael Cole and put Josh Matthews in that chair.
Thank you!

Or Matt Striker

[Providence Peep]

There are more posts in the TNA thread than there are in this one :n:

[Londoner]

WWE doesn't have a lack of talent to move in and fill those spots...they've been making loads of new, young stars. It'll definitely be a fresh looking roster, but they've got enough.

Lets hope.

[Providence Peep]

Or Matt Striker


Or BOTH

[Londoner]

There are more posts in the TNA thread than there are in this one :n:

That's cause were enjoying it more, obviosuly.


/idiotic TNA fans argument

[Providence Peep]

That robe on Jack Swagger looks RIDICULOUS

[ClockShot]

Yo, arrest Swagger for gimmick infringement. Only Orton does the 5 minute walk to the ring.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cole said Swagger's new look was because of confidence, looked more like he was either bored or spaced out.

[TheFallenOneX]

RKO RKO RKO RKO RKO

[Krimzon7]

Orton's a six time champ...

[Providence Peep]

Cole said Swagger's new look was because of confidence, looked more like he was either bored or spaced out.

Either way, he's annoying as shit

[HBPunk]

Cole said Swagger's new look was because of confidence, looked more like he was either bored or spaced out.

wwe champions get baked

[TheFallenOneX]

Yo, arrest Swagger for gimmick infringement. Only Orton does the 5 minute walk to the ring.

It take orton that long to build up enough crazy

[311]

rofl at the kiddie "Randy" chant.

[TheFallenOneX]

Medusula are you FN serious

[Providence Peep]

Medusula are you FN serious

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2004/02/06/blaze-alundra.jpg
:shifty:

[Londoner]

Also just noticed tna's thread was started an hour earlier

[HBPunk]

Medusula are you FN serious

what??

[Nark Order]

I could probably get used to this Swagger as champ deal here.

[TheFallenOneX]

what??

It sounded like Cole said Medusula in retrospect he could have said "Medusa like" but still Cole you FN serious...........moron

[HBPunk]

It sounded like Cole said Medusula in retrospect he could have said "Medusa like" but still Cole you FN serious...........moron

i think he said 'induced'

[Providence Peep]

So, who's worse: Cole or King?

[Inadequacy]

So is this the first time Cena and the person he was feuding with didn't win the tag titles?

[RawRocks]

So, who's worse: Cole or King?

Cole.. it isnt even close

[Nark Order]

Justin.tv is trying very hard to prohibit my streaming RAW abilities. Any streams here?

[TheFallenOneX]

yes because it takes a champion to put his foot on the ropes

[Providence Peep]

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo128/myhips2007/Sylvester.jpg

Ladies and Gentlemen, your new World Champion

[Krimzon7]

I love how Orton Hulks up

[Nark Order]

Uh oh, not liking this for Swagman. I feel an Orton victory.

[311]

Nice little match.

[ClockShot]

Sorry Jack, you're getting RKO'd twice.

[ClockShot]

BOOM!

[screech]

Wow

[Nark Order]

Way to learn from your mistakes, WWE. Don't push your World Champion, that would just be silly.

[Krimzon7]

baBOOM

[Londoner]

Way to learn from your mistakes, WWE. Don't push your World Champion, that would just be silly.

don't have the hart dynasty on either

[Krimzon7]

Swagger didn't look BAD in the match...

[TheFallenOneX]

Shemus Credibility........Zero
Swagger credibility.......Zero

WWE ain't doing to well with their new A list heels

[Providence Peep]

don't have the hart dynasty on either

Or Cody :(

[jerichoholicninja]

If Cena and Otunga win does Otunga even have to compete in NXT anymore?

[Inadequacy]

To be fair, Cody's selling a punt.

Oh, it would be awesome if he came back and started acting like Goldust thanks to a concussion or something.

[TheFallenOneX]

Swagger didn't look BAD in the match...

He didn't look bad, but the way he won the title is similar to how Shemus did, Zero build to it then not signature win after