Xero's 40k - Scenes from a hat

[Xero]

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To celebrate my 40,000th post, I'm striving to bring back SCENES FROM A HAT!

Essentially, I set a scene every once in a while and everyone else plays it out.

Scene: STEVE BLACKMAN meets CHUCK NORRIS

[Jeritron]

This will require a time machine and some duct tape

[Jeritron]

lol what the fuck is this Blackman theme?

[Jeritron]

I'll give this a go

[Xero]

It's the extended version of Drums in the Night.

[tjmidnight420]

Xero should be voted the king of autoplay.

[Ermaximus]

Scene: Daffney and Maryse show up at Xero's house for a 3some....

[Xero]

Pfft, "scene".

[Ermaximus]

So explain this thread to me please Xero?

[Xero]

So explain this thread to me please Xero?

Essentially, I set a scene every once in a while and everyone else plays it out.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11704

^The first, and greatest, incarnation.

[Jeritron]

Our story begins on a foggy night in Prague.

http://www.earth-photography.com/photos/Countries/CzechRepublic/Czech_Prague_NightRiver2.jpg

A man in a black trenchcoat stands by the water, smoking a cigarette. He is approached by another silhouetted figure.

Man #1: I didn't think I'd ever see you here again.
Man #2: Things change. Besides, me and this city have so much history
Man #1: Tell your boss that he can silence me but he'll never find the package.
Man #2: I'll make sure he gets the message.

*Man #2 removes a silenced pistol and guns down Man #1, and takes an envelope from his jacket*

http://www.makeuphotspot.com/uploadimages/MH019_1.jpg
Man #2 peels at the corner of his face and removes what appears to be a mask....


http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com/images2/1blackman.gif

It's STEVE BLACKMAN!

*fade out*

TO BE CONTINUED....

[Jeritron]

part 2 after dinner

[Ermaximus]

Hmm, here goes.

Chuck Norris: "My tears can cure cancer you know!"

Steve Blackman: "Well my farts can revive the dead."

Chuck Norris: "I can always pull out without a mistake."

Steve Blackman: "My couch pulls out, but I don't."

Chuck Norris: "I once teamed up with Bruce Lee. We were unstoppable!"

Steve Blackman: "Fucking Head Cheese......"

[Jeritron]

http://aroundthesphere.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/strangelove_war_room.jpg

Inside a top secret War Room, located 5 subterranean miles beneath TITAN TOWERS, a legends rountable of top military strategists, oil tycoons, and wrestling promoters are called for an emergency meeting.
This is the big one.
2 days ago, one of their top agents went missing in action. If anyone was to find out, it would be disasterous. Blame is passed around...


http://newsrealblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/kofi_annan.jpg
I blame this whole thing on Kofi Kingston not winning the royal rumble...

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2007/06/13/carter_dixie.jpg
I blame it on being taped.

http://freepages.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~rberko1/Wrestling/WCW/Champs/World/WCW/010Flair.jpg
It was the gays.

http://www.freewebs.com/wrestlingsuperstars2005/JIM%20CORNETTE.jpg
I hope you all die in a fucking fire!


http://stargamer1138.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/nm_mcmahon_070831_ms.jpg
Goddamnit! This bickering is pointless. We need action! I'm bringing in Blackman on this. He'll find your missing agent.

http://reason.com/assets/mc/_ATTIC/Image/jsullum/obama_smoking.png
This is too risky. How can we keep him under control? We need two men on this.
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/p1_mcmahon.jpg
That can be arranged....


*the doors fly open*


http://forevergeek.com/images/macgyver.jpg

When do we start?


TO BE CONTINUED....

[Lock Jaw]

Scene: STEVE BLACKMAN meets CHUCK NORRIS

PART 1
http://quarknet.fnal.gov/eeu/bigbang.jpg


PART 2
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/Picture1-3.png

[tjmidnight420]

Do continue when you get the chance Jeri, that shit's awesome.

[Outsider]

Steve Blackman meets Chuck Norris.

No-one else survived to record what happened next.

[HBPunk]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Fat Aaron]

Jeritron: Did you ever write for a TV show before? Complete with ridiculous plot twists, and the Ric Flair and Cornette cameo appearances are priceless.

[Mr. Nerfect]

In a tribute to that poster in Scenes I miss so much:

*Steve Blackman walks into a room to see Chuck Norris standing there, and they shake hands politely*

[Anybody Thrilla]

I will likely participate in this when you get a new topic.

[Xero]

NEXT SCENE: Vince and Shane McMahon's Day Out

Based on this story, from PWInsider:

Vince and Shane McMahon were together at yesterday's New York Yankees game and were shown on screen during the game.

[Jeritron]

Can I still complete my Blackman/Norris series?

[Xero]

Yes you may.