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Old 04-15-2010, 05:54 PM   #1
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Xero's 40k - Scenes from a hat


To celebrate my 40,000th post, I'm striving to bring back SCENES FROM A HAT!

Essentially, I set a scene every once in a while and everyone else plays it out.

Scene: STEVE BLACKMAN meets CHUCK NORRIS

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Old 04-15-2010, 05:56 PM   #2
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This will require a time machine and some duct tape
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:56 PM   #3
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:58 PM   #4
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Old 04-15-2010, 05:58 PM   #5
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:00 PM   #7
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:06 PM   #9
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So explain this thread to me please Xero?
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So explain this thread to me please Xero?
Essentially, I set a scene every once in a while and everyone else plays it out.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11704

^The first, and greatest, incarnation.
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Our story begins on a foggy night in Prague.



A man in a black trenchcoat stands by the water, smoking a cigarette. He is approached by another silhouetted figure.

Man #1: I didn't think I'd ever see you here again.
Man #2: Things change. Besides, me and this city have so much history
Man #1: Tell your boss that he can silence me but he'll never find the package.
Man #2: I'll make sure he gets the message.

*Man #2 removes a silenced pistol and guns down Man #1, and takes an envelope from his jacket*


Man #2 peels at the corner of his face and removes what appears to be a mask....




It's STEVE BLACKMAN!

*fade out*

TO BE CONTINUED....
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:10 PM   #12
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part 2 after dinner
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:19 PM   #13
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Hmm, here goes.

Chuck Norris: "My tears can cure cancer you know!"

Steve Blackman: "Well my farts can revive the dead."

Chuck Norris: "I can always pull out without a mistake."

Steve Blackman: "My couch pulls out, but I don't."

Chuck Norris: "I once teamed up with Bruce Lee. We were unstoppable!"

Steve Blackman: "Fucking Head Cheese......"
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:28 PM   #14
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Part 2


Inside a top secret War Room, located 5 subterranean miles beneath TITAN TOWERS, a legends rountable of top military strategists, oil tycoons, and wrestling promoters are called for an emergency meeting.
This is the big one.
2 days ago, one of their top agents went missing in action. If anyone was to find out, it would be disasterous. Blame is passed around...



I blame this whole thing on Kofi Kingston not winning the royal rumble...


I blame it on being taped.


It was the gays.


I hope you all die in a fucking fire!



Goddamnit! This bickering is pointless. We need action! I'm bringing in Blackman on this. He'll find your missing agent.


This is too risky. How can we keep him under control? We need two men on this.

That can be arranged....


*the doors fly open*




When do we start?


TO BE CONTINUED....
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:41 PM   #15
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Scene: STEVE BLACKMAN meets CHUCK NORRIS

PART 1
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PART 2
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Old 04-15-2010, 07:58 PM   #16
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Jeritron: Did you ever write for a TV show before? Complete with ridiculous plot twists, and the Ric Flair and Cornette cameo appearances are priceless.
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In a tribute to that poster in Scenes I miss so much:

*Steve Blackman walks into a room to see Chuck Norris standing there, and they shake hands politely*
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NEXT SCENE: Vince and Shane McMahon's Day Out

Based on this story, from PWInsider:

Vince and Shane McMahon were together at yesterday's New York Yankees game and were shown on screen during the game.
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Can I still complete my Blackman/Norris series?
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