Xero's 40k - Scenes from a hat
 

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To celebrate my 40,000th post, I'm striving to bring back SCENES FROM A HAT!

Essentially, I set a scene every once in a while and everyone else plays it out.

Scene: STEVE BLACKMAN meets CHUCK NORRIS

This will require a time machine and some duct tape

lol what the fuck is this Blackman theme?

I'll give this a go

It's the extended version of Drums in the Night.

Xero should be voted the king of autoplay.

Pfft, "scene".

Essentially, I set a scene every once in a while and everyone else plays it out.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=11704

^The first, and greatest, incarnation.

Our story begins on a foggy night in Prague.

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A man in a black trenchcoat stands by the water, smoking a cigarette. He is approached by another silhouetted figure.

Man #1: I didn't think I'd ever see you here again.
Man #2: Things change. Besides, me and this city have so much history
Man #1: Tell your boss that he can silence me but he'll never find the package.
Man #2: I'll make sure he gets the message.

*Man #2 removes a silenced pistol and guns down Man #1, and takes an envelope from his jacket*

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Man #2 peels at the corner of his face and removes what appears to be a mask....


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It's STEVE BLACKMAN!

*fade out*

TO BE CONTINUED....

part 2 after dinner

Part 2
 

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Inside a top secret War Room, located 5 subterranean miles beneath TITAN TOWERS, a legends rountable of top military strategists, oil tycoons, and wrestling promoters are called for an emergency meeting.
This is the big one.
2 days ago, one of their top agents went missing in action. If anyone was to find out, it would be disasterous. Blame is passed around...


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I blame this whole thing on Kofi Kingston not winning the royal rumble...

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I blame it on being taped.

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It was the gays.

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I hope you all die in a fucking fire!


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Goddamnit! This bickering is pointless. We need action! I'm bringing in Blackman on this. He'll find your missing agent.

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This is too risky. How can we keep him under control? We need two men on this.
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That can be arranged....


*the doors fly open*


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When do we start?


TO BE CONTINUED....

Scene: STEVE BLACKMAN meets CHUCK NORRIS

PART 1



PART 2

Do continue when you get the chance Jeri, that shit's awesome.

Jeritron: Did you ever write for a TV show before? Complete with ridiculous plot twists, and the Ric Flair and Cornette cameo appearances are priceless.

In a tribute to that poster in Scenes I miss so much:

*Steve Blackman walks into a room to see Chuck Norris standing there, and they shake hands politely*

I will likely participate in this when you get a new topic.

NEXT SCENE: Vince and Shane McMahon's Day Out

Based on this story, from PWInsider:

Vince and Shane McMahon were together at yesterday's New York Yankees game and were shown on screen during the game.

Can I still complete my Blackman/Norris series?

Yes you may.