Super Street Fighter IV Tournament (Round 5)

[Super V]

It's either on the main SF4 thread or the tournament thread from last year (I aint lookin for it). I never sent you an invite via XBL. You backed out. Quit bitchin about it.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Kalyx is afraid to play somebody in Street Fighter 4. Everyone will believe this."

[RoXer]

It will be in the tourny thread, last couple of pages

[RoXer]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91879&page=13

Please don't bump that either, it will get very confusing.

[Kalyx triaD]

Ah, I remember. Memory serves you were nowhere to be found.

[Super V]

Lemme lift this from you for a sec:

"Oh NOW I remember, lemme just flip this with no back up."

You guys had my gamertag and never added me. How would you no I was nowhere to be found? Sometimes I take hiatuses from tpdub but not xbl.


U ducked.

[RoXer]

Super V, there is a spot open in the tourney right now.

Do you accept?

[Kalyx triaD]

"No back up"? I suppose you'll explain why we never had a fight since, or where the Hell you were during recent skirmishes. Nobody's buying your little tale of Kalyx backing down - it simply makes no sense. Compound that with your lack of XBL presence with TPWW (despite whatever bullshit about being on all the time) and we have Super V's obvious no show. End of discussion.

[Super V]

I only have it on PS3

[RoXer]

So then you're duckin out?

Okay then

[Kalyx triaD]

Moving on.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The worlds most hilariously pathetic argument of all time has been brought to you by Gilette Fusion Power Gamer

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[Drakul]

Just got done playing against RoXer in a few randomized EB. I was pretty bad through out. Just not "feeling it" today for some reason.

No clue how to do anything with Gen, btw.

[Funky Fly]

Gen is pretty easy to get around, except with T Hawk. But then all I ever seem to see online are Ryus and Akumas. Shotos are worthless against him now.

[Super V]

"No back up"? I suppose you'll explain why we never had a fight since, or where the Hell you were during recent skirmishes. Nobody's buying your little tale of Kalyx backing down - it simply makes no sense. Compound that with your lack of XBL presence with TPWW (despite whatever bullshit about being on all the time) and we have Super V's obvious no show. End of discussion.

Only had 30 days of XBL left anf I'm not gonna pay to go gold or buy the game again when I already have a copy for PS3. You didn't wanna fight cause you wanted to stay the "best in SF from TPWW". It's okay.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I sandbag all my matches because I want to one day put my RWC above BCWWF.

If I really let loose you would all be in trouble.


lying is fun

[alvarado52]

Only had 30 days of XBL left anf I'm not gonna pay to go gold or buy the game again when I already have a copy for PS3. You didn't wanna fight cause you wanted to stay the "best in SF from TPWW". It's okay.

dude, then youre not relevant in this thread or topic...you have an xbox360 but youre too cheap to buy a year of live (or the game), youre talking shit to someone who owns the game on a different system, and youre just running your mouth and trolling at this point.

Seriously, just shut the fuck up because you are irrelevant in THIS SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4 TOURNAMENT ON XBOX 360.

fuck.

[Fignuts]

Someone please inform him of my growth.

What do you think I've been doing? Playing Dynasty Warriors?

[Funky Fly]

Yes, I would suspect. That and Flower.

Seriously, find that shit used. When I get back into the black, the first shit I'm doing is copping a PS3 so I might even pick it up for that JUST TO SETTLE THE SCORE.

[Drakul]

Gen is pretty easy to get around, except with T Hawk. But then all I ever seem to see online are Ryus and Akumas. Shotos are worthless against him now.

Yeah, I can take down most Gen players online but I was playing as Gen in Endless Battle (Random Select character) and I really had no clue what to do.

I gave T.Hawk a proper go just now and I think I could get used to him. May have him in my "roster" of characters.

[alvarado52]

i wanna throw my controller

[Funky Fly]

Jesus. Can't seem to connect to EB when certain people are on. Khuntry is definitely one.

Also, been playing like shit all day today. Won like 4 matches out of 456747868

[alvarado52]

this botched Ultra thing is really beginning to irk me...this is like 4 straight days now that i cant get back into the rhythm of it. Oh well, at least i re-discovered Bison tonight

[Drakul]

I had the same utra problem a few days ago in EB. Couldn't even remember most ultras and when I did, I just couldn't do them. Even had trouble with some basic moves like Tiger Shot and stuff.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/28/1bd962f8-c7ad-43b8-97c1-f8ddfbdcd2f1.png

[Boomer]

I am still present, and am fully aware that I am in the bracket. Roxer's PM told us to post in the old tournament thread, but I would imagine this is where he wants me to post.

So here I am, posting away.

[alvarado52]

i added Ant and asked him when he wanted to throw down...but he kinda seemed oblivious to the whole thing, so if i dont get a response, do i get the bye?

[RoXer]

Wow you're right. That's odd

[Kalyx triaD]

If I'm not playing Transformers or Red Dead when I return to Miami today, I'll be hosting EBs for the byes only. Not competitive, gonna train up my stable in an online environment with emphasis on Vega and Sakura - with some reaction training for my Cammy thrown in. Mostly a workshop deal, I guess.

See ya guys.

[alvarado52]

Transformers is lame.

[Kalyx triaD]

Anybody else thinks having to use certain characters for a finite number of uses... limiting? Not trying to rock the boat so late in the game but once you really think about it hurts some players. People should bring who they want for how long they want. "imo"

[Kalyx triaD]

Also; WfC > GoW by a fuckin margin. More strategy in a WfC team deathmatch than I remember in all my playtime in Gears. I'm not saying this as a Transfan - the game is fucking good.

[RoXer]

You can't be considered the best in Call of Duty by only playing cage matches with RPGs. You can't be considered the best Rock Bander by only mastering one song. You can't be considered the best racer by only racing with PT Cruisers.

You can't be considered the best Street Fighter by only mastering 1 character. There are 35. I'm only asking you to master 5.

[RoXer]

Sports games are exempt from this logic.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Also; WfC > GoW by a fuckin margin. More strategy in a WfC team deathmatch than I remember in all my playtime in Gears. I'm not saying this as a Transfan - the game is fucking good.

Shame they fucked up the single player then.

[RoXer]

Sports games are exempt from this logic.

Actually, I take that back. I would consider someone who played well with any team much better than someone who runs the table with only the Lakers/Yankees etc

[Kalyx triaD]

You can't be considered the best in Call of Duty by only playing cage matches with RPGs. You can't be considered the best Rock Bander by only mastering one song. You can't be considered the best racer by only racing with PT Cruisers.

You can't be considered the best Street Fighter by only mastering 1 character. There are 35. I'm only asking you to master 5.

- Switching up classes in CoD is akin to switching characters, yes, but if someone uses a single class the entire game I don't see how that's a strike against his skill. In fact if he can make one class work in multiple situations his adaptability should be celebrated.

- The Rock Band analogy might work if it's a competition that forces people to play Face-Offs with each instrument. But I doubt people would accept such terms.

- The best racers only ever choose a single car to use, particularly in games where a player would have no real reason to use a lesser vehicle. He might need something that handles different, but then I might need another character to handle an opponent in Street Fighter.

Bear in mind this is an argument for people who don't play 5 characters competitively. I got my four, and then I could use Ibuki and Juri adequately if push comes to shove. Alva has who, Abel and Sagat? That's a series right there if they lose all their credits.

[Kalyx triaD]

Shame they fucked up the single player then.

May we can discuss this 'fuck up' in the proper thread? I played 30mins of campaign and I was sold on it (and I rarely enjoy single player as much as multiplayer). So I'd like to hear this.

[RoXer]

- Switching up classes in CoD is akin to switching characters, yes, but if someone uses a single class the entire game I don't see how that's a strike against his skill. In fact if he can make one class work in multiple situations his adaptability should be celebrated.

- The Rock Band analogy might work if it's a competition that forces people to play Face-Offs with each instrument. But I doubt people would accept such terms.

- The best racers only ever choose a single car to use, particularly in games where a player would have no real reason to use a lesser vehicle. He might need something that handles different, but then I might need another character to handle an opponent in Street Fighter.

Bear in mind this is an argument for people who don't play 5 characters competitively. I got my four, and then I could use Ibuki and Juri adequately if push comes to shove. Alva has who, Abel and Sagat? That's a series right there if they lose all their credits.

My point is, someone who is a jack of all trades will be considered better than someone who is proficient in only one area.

I'm asking for proficiency in 14% of the characters. Fourteen percent. That's all. What would happen if you turned in a project and it was graded 14%?

Alvavrado's been practicing, don't worry. Everyone will do fine.

[Kalyx triaD]

How did that 'across the board' proficiency work when we had those TBs and it's best to choose your mains for your team? Rather have a bitchin Alva/Abel than an Alva of all trades. There's nothing limiting about being awesome with one character.

Anyway; in future tournies you should make it best out of ten, no character limit, 3/5 rounds, all streamed on Justin.tv with me commentating. Dammit.

[RoXer]

Team battles require a team effort (obv) and its much different than...I'm not going to bother. I'm sure you get it tho.

It really would be cool broadcast these on jtv.

If only someone who was in charge of the vault was in this.

[Kalyx triaD]

I suppose someone with a capture device could watch replays and post them.

[alvarado52]

Also; WfC > GoW by a fuckin margin. More strategy in a WfC team deathmatch than I remember in all my playtime in Gears. I'm not saying this as a Transfan - the game is fucking good.

gtfo. There wouldnt BE WfC if there wasnt a Gears. And maybe there wasnt strategy because you didnt play with a full squad (that can be said for ANY team based game)

[alvarado52]

and also, to touch base on the subject, i would get bored as fuck using the same character in ANY game. Im a diehard Laker fan but i rarely (other than Roxer and mine's Suns/Lakers series) use them, most of the time picking different teams.

In UFC i never shoot for the same character, or go for Brock Lesnar/GSP/anyone i know who is ridiculously overpowered in the game.

To be honest, i dont see how anyone can use a single character time and time again and not get bored as shit. Me personally, aside from the boredom, i like to test my ability with other characters.

[Y2Ant]

i added Ant and asked him when he wanted to throw down...but he kinda seemed oblivious to the whole thing, so if i dont get a response, do i get the bye?

yeah I assumed this started in July, but i notice you need to start early? I don't mind tbh, would work out better for me because I'm moving house in 3 days time anyway, and I have to come on here on my iphone cos I have no laptop atm :(

and what's all this about me practicing on tekken? I've actually been playing ssf4 loads at gamerbase (offline) but I still have no clue what half of you are saying reading some of these posts in here, so sadly I'm still quite shit.

[alvarado52]

wouldnt worry about it, i dont understand half their lingo either, so youre still probably better off than i am.

I messaged you on XBL, but ill bring it up here too...im leaving this friday, so figure just sometime this week if we are both on we can just knock it out in a session.

[RoXer]

SHITS GOIN DOWN RIGHT NOW

[alvarado52]

Okay: watching replay and posting results:

Match 1: Abel v. Ken - Came out strong as Abel, actually taking a big lead health wise before Ant began to work his magic and beat me the first round, and taking any momentum i had away. I avoid the sweep of the match but ultimately Ant puts in work.

Ant wins by score of 3-1

(Ant-1 Alva-0)

Match 2: Sagat v. Cammy - Pretty much stuffed Cammy's offense the entire match, keeping her at a distance while playing more 'defensive minded'

Alvarado wins by score of 3-0

(Ant-1 Alva-1)

Match 3: Cody v. Juri - Really good fight but some big lag kicked in. At one point in time the lag stopped but my guy was still idle for a solid 3 seconds (Ant backed away because he's a standup guy). Had a scare in the second round where i barely won by throwing a rock. Ant worked me in the first match with Ken definitively, and i'd say this was my redemption win.

Alvarado wins by score of 3-0

(Ant-1 Alva-2)

Match 4: Bison v. Ken - Good match. Went back and fourth the majority of the time, with close victories and wide margins both being had. In the end i was able to keep Ant guessing enough to make the right calls offensively.

Alvarado wins by score of 3-1

(Ant-1 Alva-3)

Match 5: Sagat v. Cammy - Okay here is where it gets sticky. The match was almost over with me about to take a W when it lagged out and took us back to the lobby. Me and Ant agree'd on calling that one a match and starting over with the same character. I know its best of nine, which means i had to win five, but seeing as how we were in agreement, we went ahead and used the same characters again.

Alvarado wins by score of 3-0 (lagged out)

(Ant-1 Alva-4)

Match 6: Sagat v. Cammy (rematch) - Close ass game, with me taking the first two rounds then Ant battling back the next two. Though techinically we used Saga/Cammy 3 times against each other, like i said, we agree'd it was cool in order to settle the score. If this is a big deal and im DQ'd so be it.

Alvarado wins by score of 3-2

(Ant-1 Alva-5)

Alvarado takes series 5-1

[RoXer]

YOU'RE FUCKIN OUTTA HERE

THE BOTH OF YAS

[alvarado52]

shuddup hoe

[alvarado52]

so how does this work now, you guys get the first round byes and then youll play the winners of the first round in standard high seed/low seed format?

[RoXer]

Bad news Alvarado, unless Juan or Hasney win next round, you'll be fighting me.

[alvarado52]

didnt expect to make it out of round 2...but there has been an occasion or two where i have a +winning percentage against you in EB. Maybe i'll catch a break and pull the upset.

[RoXer]

Yeah, next round will reseed so highest plays lowest. 4 losers play eachother.

[RoXer]

Then again, we're all losers

[RoXer]

And the most recent losers play eachother before moving on to the newest batch of losers.

You'll see. Read the old thread if you're intrested.

[alvarado52]

a losers bracket? Whats the point?

[RoXer]

The point of it being double elimination is to give the "average" players a chance while still being fun.

Its not a lot of fun getting bounced first round aganst Kalyx.

[alvarado52]

so the winner of the losers bracket gets thrown in as a wildcard for another chance to win?

[RoXer]

Eventually

[alvarado52]

Stoopid.

[RoXer]

Do me a favor: shut the fuck up

This worked fine last year

[alvarado52]

Nobody cares who the best loser is. Im sure to be ousted in the next round, and im fine with walking away and trying again next year or whatever.

They dont have losers brackets in the pros.

Your ideas are lame sauce Roxer, and you can go FUCK yourself. Hoe.

[Y2Ant]

I dunno how long I'll be without interweb after Thursday, but hopefully I'll get some before the second round :o

[Fignuts]

Yeah so i got it. played for a while and had mad amount of messed inputs. gonna take awhile to get used to the inputs.

[Funky Fly]

You got it for 360? Let's play RIGHT FUCKING NOW. And grab a headset. I've been on a cold streak too in the last couple of days so fuck it.

[RoXer]

I am replacing Juan with Fignuts.

Congratulations Fignuts! You get to deal with Drakul's Zangief in the first round.

[alvarado52]

youre just gonna oust Juan like that? Cold blooded.

[Juan]

meh

[Funky Fly]

Juan has yet to accept my friend request. What's the deal?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Or we could just not kick anyone out? Goddamn FuXeR.

[Juan]

Juan has yet to accept my friend request. What's the deal?

Haven't turned my Xbox on in like 5 days. Will do today

[Funky Fly]

So you know, I'm going to crush your hopes and dreams through street fighter.

[Funky Fly]

Nah, jk. Grab a headset when we play and I will coach you.

[alvarado52]

Or we could just not kick anyone out? Goddamn FuXeR.

DouchXer

[Fignuts]

Or we could just not kick anyone out? Goddamn FuXeR.

Yeah, wtf.

When you asked if I wanted Juan's spot, I thought he dropped out or something. Didn't know you just decided to boot him.

I officialy withdraw, so that Juan may participate.

[Juan]

no, it's fine guys. Really not that big of a deal.

[alvarado52]

i say we give RoXer the boot.

[RoXer]

Fignuts is in then

[RoXer]

ROUND 1 BEGINS


RULES:

- Higher seed fights on the RIGHT side of the screen. It gives those who aren't so great a bit of a comfort zone when fighting. Example: #16 is on the left, #1 is on the right. I know the lobby system makes it so the winner of the previous match is on the left by default, so if the lower seed presses "ready" and the higher seed doesn't, the lobby should rearrange you.

If this doesn't work, than it isn't a big deal. We'll use this round to test it out.

- Time Limit: 99, Rounds: 5

- Best of 9 (Nine)

- You can only pick the same character twice.

TIPS:

- Clean up your connection. Do what you can, at least. Stop downloading porn/movies/whatever. Tell your MOM to get off the computer, you're playing in a fighting video game tournament for an internet wrestling message board. As long as Hasney isn't using his tethered iphone for a connection, we should be okay,

- Save replays. Please. After the entire round, obv. Don't play a match and go save and play a match and go save. That's dumb. And label them properly.

- Take a breather between matches. It helps.





These cool cats get first round BYES:

1. Kalyx - Kalyx triaD 360
2. RoXer - RoXer1
3. Funky Fly - Busted Funk
4. Khunty - KHUNTRY


BRACKETS:

5. Drakul - Drakulbites
vs.
12. Fignuts - Fignuts82

OHHHH SWERVE. Drakul will still probly win though but you never know.

6. Blitz - Luneknight
vs.
11. Hasney - Hasney

Should be another easy win. :meh:


7. alvarado52 - Pwners Manuel W
vs.
10. Ant - TonyRomoASL L



8. Boomer - jtboomer2
vs.
9. thecc - falloftheage

This one should be pretty evenly matched. It's a toss-up.

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I started it early to let alvarado play his match before he goes on vacation. We'll still use next weekend as the official start date so then play all your matches by...

WEDNESDAY, JULY 7TH

[alvarado52]

dunno about the Drakul W. The last couple matches MY Abel has pushed Drakul, and Fignuts is much more deadly with him. Guess we shall see.

[Kalyx triaD]

Gonna take a break from me work and train right now. Hop on if you wanna see me kick with Cammy a lot.

[Fignuts]

yeah so I sliced my thumb open at work today. Not gonna back out or anything, but Ican barely play because of how bandaged up it is.

[alvarado52]

yeah that may be a problem Fignuts.

[Kalyx triaD]

Official Theme Song of TPWW Super Street Fighter IV Tournament:

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[Super V]

dude, then youre not relevant in this thread or topic...you have an xbox360 but youre too cheap to buy a year of live (or the game), youre talking shit to someone who owns the game on a different system, and youre just running your mouth and trolling at this point.

Seriously, just shut the fuck up because you are irrelevant in THIS SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4 TOURNAMENT ON XBOX 360.

fuck.

.... :wtf:

[alvarado52]

Yeah i ranted...but i had to endure 2 pages of back and forth that would never be settled.

[Kalyx triaD]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090302202514/streetfighter/images/6/66/Balrog_movie.jpghttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090302202125/streetfighter/images/8/8f/Ken_movie.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100416113437/streetfighter/images/6/6a/Sagat_movie-1--1-.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091122124159/streetfighter/images/0/0e/Zangief_movie1-1-.jpg

[Jeritron]

That's not the theme. The Kumite song is the theme

[Kalyx triaD]

Fight to Survive?

[Jeritron]

Yes

[Jeritron]

Kumite (boob flex)

[Kalyx triaD]

That's cheesy, bro. :roll:

[Jeritron]

Whatever you say, round eye

[Kalyx triaD]

Feel like dropping out; played earlier and the online experience is just ass compared to the recent offline sessions I had last week. Plus they lost my headset. And my brother doesn't have Transformers yet and I'm kinda grumpy about that.

I can do consecutive instant air Cannon Spikes now, but I wasn't as happy as I'd thought I'd be over it. I can link Sakura's cr.hp after her lk Senpuu more consistently now, too, but again that didn't excite me much.

Actually, overall I game much less than I used to. Still very interested in comp and industry news, but only certain kinds of set-ups interest me now. Me and guys had convos when I was in Miami about how online play is 'eh' and we need more offline fighting game sessions and LAN parties.

On second thought, I can finish this tourny; the fire ain't there, though. Kinda hungry now.

[alvarado52]

Kalyx i swear, you come off like such a fuckin' snob at times.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

At times?!

[Kalyx triaD]

Eating pasta now but I wanted eggs.

[RoXer]

Might play later. I dunno. Who's down?

[Kalyx triaD]

Your mom.

[alvarado52]

So, before i left out of town, my internet stopped working. Im gonna have to deal with that shit when i get back to LA. Fun fun.

[RoXer]

where u at

[RoXer]

you watching ufc with the link I gave you?

[alvarado52]

Yes Roxer, i am...and no, i dont have MAG

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lol ouch. Was supposed to play Blitz close to an hour ago, but my 360 went all 8-bit and then got no signal at all.

2 towel tricks later and I got a picture in SD only, only to find Blitz wasn't on and hasn't been all night :'(

Fucking Microsoft.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

No matter. Blitz said he could play now, but my 360 won't turn back on properly. He wins, 360 is kaput.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/hollywoodh/00948e5e.jpg

:'(

[alvarado52]

damn...this tourny is full of bad luck.

[RoXer]

Hasney's a tech forum expert so there's no doubt he'll have this fixed by the deadline.

[RoXer]

Is Fignuts' paper cut healed up yet?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Towel trick is all I got and it will make it work in SD... until a games booted up anyways.

[RoXer]

http://hubpages.com/hub/Take-Apart-An-XBOX-360

[CSL]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090302202514/streetfighter/images/6/66/Balrog_movie.jpg

bahahahaha. Looks like Sugar Ray Leonard's retarded twin got twatted with a frying pan or something.

[Fignuts]

Havn't been home earlier than midnight all week. Told you summer was a bad time for me.

[thedamndest]

Kalyx I have bet one million rep points (thousand?) on you so you had better play and win.

[Kalyx triaD]

The sport has lost its soul. :(

[RoXer]

Fignuts, are you on the disabled list?

Hasney, did you get it fixed?

Boomer/thecc, are you two even going to play?

[Kalyx triaD]

Ya know what we should have? Endless Battles.

[Kalyx triaD]

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fignuts, are you on the disabled list?

Hasney, did you get it fixed?

Boomer/thecc, are you two even going to play?

No

Ya know what we should have? Endless Battles.

No

[Kalyx triaD]

We should quit the game? This tourny might drag on longer than last year and we had great Endless Battles anyway.

[RoXer]

No

[Boomer]

I haven't seen or heard from thecc, and I'm busy with work a lot of the time. I'll basically be out of town for the next three weeks on business, with a few days off in between.

[Kalyx triaD]

Why is this important RoXer? Only about 5 of us take it dead serious enough to cross evaluate our skill, and we've been doing that fine with Endless Battles.

I say we challenge other camps and each other, but TPWW isn't primed for any tournament structure. Most of the members just aren't 'that' type of competitve gamer. Compare this tourny turn out and execution with casual getogethers had in GTA4, Red Dead, and MW2 (all were either TPWW vs others or some otherwise casual pretense).

We all played MW2 rather consistent but when it was the hot new thing. You announce a tourny and poof; everybody went about their ways. This just isn't the forum, buddy. Too few of us are ready and willing.

Even still, my competitve spirit for the game as returned and I will compete to the full extend of my ability (whereas I was seriously gonna wing it before a few nights ago). Something about my sessions with Khuntry and Funky awakened the Orochi within - and I want blood. You guys are pretty much fucked.

[RoXer]

The people moving on will be the people who play. These first rounds will cut all the fat. It will get competitive in the upcoming rounds

[thecc]

I haven't seen or heard from thecc, and I'm busy with work a lot of the time. I'll basically be out of town for the next three weeks on business, with a few days off in between.I'm not gonna be able to really play until around this weekend.

[Boomer]

I'm not gonna be able to really play until around this weekend.

I think I'll be around, but I'm not 100% sure. We'll see.

[Fignuts]

I don't think it's gonna happen. Get Juan.

[RoXer]

How exciting.

[RoXer]

I'll advance it tomorrow

[alvarado52]

this tourneys a bust. Way to fuckin' set up a tournament, Rxr

[RoXer]

Nah just the first round. Which was obvious

[RoXer]

ROUND 2


RULES:

- Higher seed fights on the RIGHT side of the screen. It gives those who aren't so great a bit of a comfort zone when fighting. Example: #16 is on the left, #1 is on the right. I know the lobby system makes it so the winner of the previous match is on the left by default, so if the lower seed presses "ready" and the higher seed doesn't, the lobby should rearrange you.

If this doesn't work, than it isn't a big deal.

- Time Limit: 99, Rounds: 5

- Best of 9 (Nine)

- You can only pick the same character twice.

TIPS:

- Clean up your connection. Do what you can, at least. Stop downloading porn/movies/whatever. Tell your MOM to get off the computer, you're playing in a fighting video game tournament for an internet wrestling message board. As long as Hasney isn't using his tethered iphone for a connection, we should be okay,

- Save replays. Please. After the entire round, obv. Don't play a match and go save and play a match and go save. That's dumb. And label them properly.

- Take a breather between matches. It helps.





BRACKETS:

1. Kalyx - Kalyx triaD 360
vs.
9. thecc - falloftheage (1-0)

I literally just read thecc saying he won't be able to play until the weekend so that means he'll be able to play this weekend meaning Kalyx will play you this weekend. No excuses.

2. RoXer - RoXer1
vs.
7. alvarado52 - Pwners Manuel (1-0)

Alvarado had to run into some good players eventually. Even though he'll probably lose this I can still see him beating Funky and Blitz later on. I'm calling it.

3. Funky Fly - Busted Funk
vs.
6. Blitz - Luneknight (1-0)

Sick matchup. Evenly skilled. Should be good.

4. Khunty - KHUNTRY
vs.
5. Drakul - Drakulbites (1-0)

I don't think Khuntry has an answer for Gief. I don't think any of us do. Here's hoping Drakul has practiced with other characters.

8. Boomer - jtboomer2 (0-1)
vs.
12. G/Juan/Fignuts (0-1)

I don't give two shits who wants to fill in this spot. I don't. Fuckin Jaun, fuckin G, fuckin...fignuts I don't give a fuck. Figure it out. What's great is I'll probly advance the G/Juan/Fignuts comboteam since Boomer will be busy so they might get pretty far in this. Boomer, if you still want to play than send a PM to all 3 and whoever you can set up a match with is who you play. I don't care. Loser is eliminated.

10. Ant - TonyRomoASL (0-1)
vs.
11. Hasney - Hasney (0-1)

Hasney, can't you fix that shit? I thought it was fixable. If you do fix it and play, loser is eliminated.
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The moment you read this post, send a PM to your opponent setting up a time to play between the two of you. Please. Deadline is...

TUESDAY, JULY 13TH

[alvarado52]

ill be back home on sunday/monday, but then i gotta hop on the phone with support to get my internet fixed. Whatever though,you and me are usually on at the same time, so it shouldnt be a problem

[RoXer]

Holler

[Kalyx triaD]

Because of your little rule about character limits it doesn't matter if Drak's Gief rocks Khuntry, on the hot chance Geif gets two wins Khuntry has 3 other characters Drak simply doesn't have answers for. Khuntry will take it.

Last chance to amend the limitation, RoXy, people's chances are at stake.

[Funky Fly]

Blitz and I are gonna do this up tomorrow afternoon.

[RoXer]

Last chance

Wonderful.

So you'll shut the fuck up now?

[Kalyx triaD]

Have you ever heard of Kalyx triaD?

[Boomer]

LOL at just giving me a loss. You might as well just take me out. I posted that I was around a while ago, and didn't really get any response. Considering I'll be out of town Sunday-Thursday for the next 3 weeks, I can't say playing in this tourney is my highest priority.

Its not like I'm going to win anyway. I'd rather do endless and just have fun messing around. I'm much better than I was in the last tourney, for sure.

[Boomer]

Lets just pretend I won. Or I could just play the computer on Easy. That's a valid equivalent, right?

[Funky Fly]

Anyone wanna play right fucking now?

[RoXer]

10 min

[Funky Fly]

Good, that gives me time to run down to 7/ 11 and get a god damned slurpee. Fuck heat.

[G]

give me 20 min

[Kalyx triaD]

Gonna play Transformers.

[Blitz]

I don't think Khuntry has an answer for Gief. I don't think any of us do.
Was nobody around the few times I manhandled Drak's Gief?

[Kalyx triaD]

Maybe RoXy's doing the Dana White thing.

[Fignuts]

lol just pm juan ffs

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Have you ever heard of Kalyx triaD?

God I wish I hadn't.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Anyways, its not fixable. The GPU has a hairline crack in it so won't be sorted until the 26th at the earliest. Not that I'd be competitive after reading about Kalyx's competitive spirit, I'd have tears of laughter every time it entered my head :'(.

[Kalyx triaD]

My spirit is the fire that boils the water that sends the steam into the engine of my coming victory!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kalyx triaD]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blitz]

Blitz Vs. Funky Fly

A very interesting matchup. Has been said both Funky and I have improved since our SF4 days, but we haven't had much in head to head going into this match. Who would win? Let's do this...

Round 1
Cammy (Blitz) Vs. Abel (Funky)-I break out my first main to begin. I take the first round with a come back Gyrodrive Smasher. Second round I handle, Funky takes a very close round 3, and I mop up in round 4. A good start.
Winner-Blitz

Round 2
Guy Vs. Blanka-Blanka is one of those characters who I just never have an answer for, and I know Funky has a good one. Nevertheless, I've got Guy, who I've been doing very well with online lately. Rounds 1 and 2 were close, with Funky taking the former and me taking the latter. Round 3 came down to slivers of health, but Funk pulled it out. Round 4, Funk would've perfected me if not for a traded crouching roundhouse at rounds end. He takes it.
Winner-Funky

Round 3
Ibuki Vs. Zangief-My low stamina'd ninja against the Russian tank? No sweat. I've never feared Gief too much, and this fight was no different. Say it with me kids: Rush. That. Shit. Down. I perfect him round 1, a wakeup ultra finishes round 2, and a slightly whiffed ultra followed by EX neckbreaker ends the third, and I've got a sweep.
Winner-Blitz

Round 4
Guy vs. T-Hawk-I have very little experience playing against T-Hawk, but the few fights I have had have been ugly. This one fits that. We traded rounds and it came down to number 6, where I blew it hardcore by looking for my super too much. Bah. Guy wasn't working for me tonight, but I did have the misfortune of drawing him against 2 characters that give me lots of trouble.
Winner-Funky

Round 5
Ken Vs. Bison-Funky takes round 1 by ultraing over my hadouken. I get aggressive in round 2 and take that one. Same goes for rounds 3 and 4.
Winner-Blitz

Round 6
Dudley Vs. Blanka-I have hot and cold streaks with Dudley, and am in the midst of a cold one, but I gave him a shot. I take round 1, but whiff on an ultra in round 2. I suck dick hard core in round 3, round 4 had a pretty nice finish, with Funky blocking my ultra, but me immediately following it up with a super to win. Funky turtled up in round 5 and I didn't have an answer. He wins.
Winner-Funky

Round 7
Ibuki vs. Abel-When Ibuki works for me, she works fucking beautifully. I sweep the first 3 rounds, and there ain't much more to say than that.
Winner-Blitz

Round 8
Ken Vs. T-Hawk-I like playing aggressive with Ken, and do so here. We trade the first 2 rounds, but Funky takes control in 3, ultraing me right after my ultra, and utterly manhandling me in 4.
Winner-Funky

Down to the final round! What a story!!!!

Round 9
Cammy Vs. Sagat-Ehhhh little anticlimactic. I handle rounds 1 and 2. Funky takes me down past half life in round 3, but a super/ultra combo evens the playing field, and I come back for the win.
Winner-Blitz


Blitz defeats Funky Fly 5-4

Helluva series. Hats off to Funky. He's probably the closest match to me in terms of skill here, so it was nice and competitive. In closing, fuck Blanka and T-Hawk.

[RoXer]

Awesome

[Funky Fly]

We'll I'm out. It was a crazy fight, but Blitz took it 5-4. He's the one guy I hadn't trained with so everything was a surprise, except Ibuki and Cammy. The real surprise though is his reaction time. It's off the charts now. When we were playing SF4 last year, I could catch him with ridiculous poorly timed shit because he'd react late to everything. Gonna get to the replays later.

Ok, so break down:

Blitz on the left, me on the right. It switched us when the guy on the right won the match, but I'll post the breakdown as if it were this way the whole time.

Match 1: Cammy (Blitz) vs Abel (Funky Fly)

I started strong and needed like 1 hit to win, but Blitz blitz came back to take the first round by taking 3/4 of my health. God damn. It was all down hill from there. 3-1 Blitz.

Standings: Blitz 1 - Funky Fly 0

Match 2: Guy vs Blanka

Blitz comes out quickly and lays into me early. Don't really remember which round Blitz took, but it ended 1-3 for me. A lot of this was timing him out and trying to guess priorities, since I hadn't faced Guy players with Blanka (they're so rare online, WTF). Some pretty good back and forth.

Standings: Blitz 1 - Funky Fly 1

Match 3: Ibuki vs Zangief (the horror)

OMG, some call the cops, there's been a rape. First round Perfect for Blitz. Ok, I've heard the stories, so I was like yup, time to change my game up and come back, right? FUCKIN' WRONG. I change up and come close to tying it back up and then Blitz unleashes the fucking fury all over my ass. Same for round 2, but worse.

Standings: Blitz 2 - Funky Fly 1

Match 4: Guy vs T. Hawk

Right, so other than a few people (and I mean a few here, like Roxer, Drakul and like 3 people online, not one's lasted outside of 4 rounds with my T. Hawk if they're not spamming hadoukens. ANYWAY, The series went 2-3 for me. This was crazy. I came in and hammered him with throws and anti-air, so he changed up from flipping around and was actually able to come in close and put it down without getting smothered numerous times. Like, almost at will. Almost. I started tagging him with shots until I'm be able to throw him. Extremely close.

Standings: Blitz 2 - Funky Fly 2

Match 5: Ken vs M. Bison

3-1. Rape. The end.










Ok, I'll elaborate. I got stomped on the first round, but came back with 1 hit left to whittle him down and catch him with the Psycho Punisher. That was it. The rest of the fight was me being stuffed left and right. One of the best Ken players out there.

Standings: Blitz 3 - Funky Fly 2

Match 6: Dudley vs Blanka (you like those speedy characters much, Blitz? ;))

Like I said, Blitz has phenomenal timing, and here's where I realized it. So I started baiting him and catching him, but he's a good strategist too, so he managed to pick me apart too. Went to go capitalize on a whiffed super at one point and caught a punch from the backside, lol. 2-3 for me. Close fight.

Standings: Blitz 3 - Funky Fly 3

Match 7: Ibuki vs Abel

Remember when I said to call the cops earlier? The rapist strikes again. I had nothing here. Literally nothing. 3-0. Let's move on.

Standings: Blitz 4 - Funky Fly 3

Match 8: Ken vs T. Hawk

Not gonna lie, I was a little unhappy about being completely raped three times now. I was also unhappy about yet another shoto vs T. Hawk match (like 3/4 of my fights online with T. Hawk are this). But, it wasn't Ryu or fucking Akuma for once. Blitz put up a really good fight, but there is no fireball trapping a half-decent T. Hawk. Do not try it. 1-3 for me.

Standings: Blitz 4 - Funky Fly 4

Match 9: Cammy vs Sagat

Knew this was coming, so I took my anti-Cammy out for a spin. Trouble is, I haven't practiced any anti-Cammy with Sagat in forever. D'oh. Shoulda taken Balrog. 3-0, declaring the winner by intermittent rape: Blitzkrieg.

Standings: Blitz 5 - Funky Fly 4, Blitz advances to Round 3

[Funky Fly]

Shouldn't have stopped to eat while typing this out.

[Kalyx triaD]

So wanna play Blitz' Ibuki.

[Funky Fly]

He's aggressive in close, but it's that fucking sliding neckbreaker you gotta watch for.

[Kalyx triaD]

Just got rage kicked from an EB room for kicking the host's ass a few times. That's some weak shit.

Anyway if tonight's any indication I'm so ready for my match.

[RoXer]

I'm glad you and thecc have sent a pm to eachother setting up a time for this weekend.

[Kalyx triaD]

thecc

Offline Last seen 07/01/10

[RoXer]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/search.php?searchid=108564

He's been here every day.

Good ol Kalyx, always duckin the competition.

[Kalyx triaD]

He hasn't been on XBL, at all, and whatever's been keeping him off won't change over a PM from me. He knows the schedule same as me and I've received no message myself.

Take it up with him.

[Funky Fly]

Just PM him man. You claim you got that fire, then flame on like Johnny Storm.

[Kalyx triaD]

That ain't no claim, dude. I'm a fuckin rice cooker(?!?).

[RoXer]

PM him. Tale the intiative. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

[Kalyx triaD]

Go look at replays.

[Funky Fly]

You niggas wanna play?

[Kalyx triaD]

In 20mins.

[RoXer]

Drakul and I are playing rn. Hop on b4 I get sleepee

[Funky Fly]

K.

[Funky Fly]

Headsets, niggas. I wanna talk to you fuckers.

[RoXer]

Does anyone want to help me get that create 30 team battle lobbies achievement? We would have to back out after each fight so I can create a new one.

[alvarado52]

cant you just create one then back out?

[RoXer]

I thought so but I tried last night and nothing happened. I guess you need to play at least 1 match.

[Y2Ant]

is Hasney able to play? cos I have no internet/XBL after sunday because i'll be moving house :/

[RoXer]

Nvm, I got it

[Kalyx triaD]

I sent the messages and wouldn't you know, I got no responses in either XBL or TPWW. Who knew?

(Read: Kalyx knew)

[RoXer]

is Hasney able to play? cos I have no internet/XBL after sunday because i'll be moving house :/

I'm just eliminating all 6 of you guys next round.

No worries. :y:

[RoXer]

I sent the messages and wouldn't you know, I got no responses in either XBL or TPWW. Who knew?

(Read: Kalyx knew)

Last Activity: Yesterday 11:32 PM

[RoXer]

I wish you would have sent the PM the day I released the brackets like I fucking asked

[Kalyx triaD]

Cause that explains why he sent no message on either network.

[RoXer]

Sure it could.

A response saying "Hey I'll be in and out the next couple of days but I'll be able to play on _______. Thank you for sending a message so early on! That way, I can send a response faster and we have more days to figure out when we can play instead of fumfering around at the last minute like a couple of procrastinators. We can also coordinate our plans with RoXer, the one setting up this tournament. That way, he doesn't have to get on our case. And it's all because we sent messages to eachother early on!"

[RoXer]

I assume Khuntry is in a similar position?

[Kalyx triaD]

Sure it could.

A response saying "Hey I'll be in and out the next couple of days but I'll be able to play on _______. Thank you for sending a message so early on! That way, I can send a response faster and we have more days to figure out when we can play instead of fumfering around at the last minute like a couple of procrastinators. We can also coordinate our plans with RoXer, the one setting up this tournament. That way, he doesn't have to get on our case. And it's all because we sent messages to eachother early on!"

Take this post and send it to thecc, I'll hear none of this nonsense about me being lax about a fucking Street Fighter tournament.

I assume Khuntry is in a similar position?

No idea what's going down on that end.

[RoXer]

I'm not playing middleman because I don't have to.

[Kalyx triaD]

The problem is thecc's missing, accept it rather than ask me why I didn't message him.

[Fignuts]

rofl

[alvarado52]

I HATH RETURNED! And i believe my internet is fixed. I think the filter kinda just shitted out and the phone was interfering with the modem. Seems to be good now, but imma keep on eye on it.

[Drakul]

I've got my little nephew up from England right now so it's been hard finding time to play SSFIV at all never mind against you guys. I'm going to pm Khuntry right now and see if I can set something up last minute.

BTW, if I come online and it says I'm playing Lego Star Wars or Lego Indy, I'm playing a game with my nephew so I can't join any lobbys right then. Anything else and I'm probably available.

[alvarado52]

Oh cmon Drak, its not like these sessions last an hour.

[Drakul]

I know but he's sticking to me like glue from when he wakes up until he goes to bed at night (he's only 3). I only really get a break when my sister takes him out somewhere.

I guess I could do the fight when he's here but I don't think I'd be as focused.

[alvarado52]

Tell someone to just watch him for a solid half hour while you do your thang.

[Drakul]

Yeah. I've just remembered he's being taken to see other relatives today so I should be good to go for most of the day anyway.

[alvarado52]

Khuntry will prolly duck you anyway

[Kalyx triaD]

Apt.25 doesn't duck anyone.

[Khuntry]

I has no interwebs to fucks with. So annoyed right now. Just pm drakul if we could have our match this thurs or Friday. Ill just go over a friends and use his interwebs.

[Khuntry]

And no I'm not ducking anyone.

[RoXer]

I has no interwebs to fucks with. So annoyed right now. Just pm drakul if we could have our match this thurs or Friday. Ill just go over a friends and use his interwebs.

Sounds good. As long as Drakul's down for it. I'll advance it Sunday then.

[Drakul]

I just replied to Khuntry. I'd like to do it Friday if we can. My nephew and sister will be back home by then so I'll be available and ready to go.

[Kalyx triaD]

Internets off. Stealing neighbor's connection. Don't know when we'll get connected again.

[Khuntry]

On now...

[alvarado52]

Hows that thumb Figgy? Im sure it affected your play tonight.

[Fignuts]

Thumb is fine. I just don't play very often anymore. Was probably better 2 months ago. Just don't have the time to keep up, tbh.

[RoXer]

Cool

[Kalyx triaD]

XBL's back, but hey look: no response from thecc. Kalyx must be avoiding him.

[RoXer]

I'm more concerned with Drakul/Khuntry. Your I'll just skip.

Wanna play Transformers later?

[RoXer]

I should tell Alvarado to dl it.

[Kalyx triaD]

You got TF? Cool.

[alvarado52]

ive been fuckin' marathon Lost. I have until August 1st to watch them all.

[Drakul]

I'm more concerned with Drakul/Khuntry. Your I'll just skip.

Wanna play Transformers later?

I just missed Khuntry by an hour or two on Friday. I see the friend request hasn't been accepted yet so I guess he hasn't been online since.

[RoXer]

taking an entire series from me or Khuntry in a tourny structure is a far cry for most of you

Yeah because neither of you play :roll:

[Kalyx triaD]

harty har-har

[RoXer]

COME ONNNNNN

[RoXer]

The only matchup I care about is Drakul/Khuntry. Everything else can be skipped.

Drakul and Khuntry, we are SPECIFICALLY waiting for you.

[Kalyx triaD]

Think there's some connection issues there.

[RoXer]

They've played before I think. The only problem should be the time zones. But even then, I caught one online when the other one last signed on like 30 mins ago so that shouldn't be a problem either.

[Drakul]

Yeah, I tried to have a match against Khuntry a few days ago and the lag made it unplayable. I don't know why. After we gave up trying I had smooth matches with people in ranked.

I've connected to people as far as Japan and Hong Kong and had perfect connections so I've no idea why the connection randomly doesn't like certain TPWW posters.

I was going to say I'll do it now but I've missed him by 3 minutes, according to Xbox.com

[Funky Fly]

I too have problems playing with Khuntry. Every time he's in EB, I can't join and vice versa.

[Kalyx triaD]

Even I have issues with Khuntry and we're relatively close compared to the rest of you. Being that this is a recent issue, maybe something happened on Khuntry's end.

[Funky Fly]

Khuntry, sort your shit out.

[RoXer]

COIN FLIP TIMMMEEE

[RoXer]

ROUND 3


RULES:

- Time Limit: 99, Rounds: 5

- Best of 9 (Nine)

- You can only pick the same character twice.

TIPS:

- Clean up your connection. Do what you can, at least. Stop downloading porn/movies/whatever. Tell your MOM to get off the computer, you're playing in a fighting video game tournament for an internet wrestling message board. As long as Hasney isn't using his tethered iphone for a connection, we should be okay,

- Save replays. Please. After the entire round, obv. Don't play a match and go save and play a match and go save. That's dumb. And label them properly.

- Take a breather between matches. It helps.





BRACKETS:

1. Kalyx - Kalyx triaD 360(1-0)
vs.
6. Blitz - Luneknight (2-0)

Is Blitz up for the challenge? Can he take down the king? I think he can squeak out maybe 3 wins. Hopefully more.

2. RoXer - RoXer1(1-0)
vs.
5. Drakul - Drakulbites (2-0)

The one character Drakul hates is Akuma. Guess which character is the one I love?

4. Khunty - KHUNTRY(0-1)
vs.
9. thecc - falloftheage (1-1)

Hopefully, thecc will play his try. Maybe Khuntry should try messaging him. LOSER IS ELIMINATED.

3. Funky Fly - Busted Funk(0-1)
vs.
7. alvarado52 - Pwners Manuel (1-1)

Should be a good matchup. I think Manny is going to win. Damn, who would have thought Funky Fly would go 0-2 in this?

8. Boomer - jtboomer2 (1-1)
vs.
10. Ant - TonyRomoASL (1-1)

LOSER IS ELIMINATED

11th Place: G/Juan/Fignuts (0-2)
12th Place: Hasney - Hasney (0-2)


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Should I even bother setting a deadline?

AUGUST 8TH

[Khuntry]

Finally settled it with Drakul. Interesting matches and he's got a tricky zangief. He caught me with his Ultra 2 while i was on the ground. Took the win. now what...

[Kalyx triaD]

Don't hold your breath for Khuntry/thecc. Too many issues there. Let's just fight, RoXer.

EDIT:

SWERVE

[RoXer]

Next round

[Boomer]

Might actually get to play this time. Will be back from DC tomorrow. Unfortunately, high school is back in session in a little over a week. Should still have time at night.

[RoXer]

Send a message to your opponent the second you read this post and set up a time between the two of you.

[RoXer]

alvarado is mad at me :-(

[Kalyx triaD]

Me too. Just tell him you called ICE, okay?

[alvarado52]

i have a real bad ear ache and its making me irritable.

[Kalyx triaD]

Submerge yourself in milk.

[alvarado52]

wtf?

[alvarado52]

are you serious?

[RoXer]

Stop jamming it with (Kalyx's) black cock

[Kalyx triaD]

are you serious?

...No.

[Funky Fly]

We got problems. Alva and I can't connect all of a sudden. Worse comes to worst, I can try from my parent's place on my brother's xbox. Probably gonna send Alva a friend request Saturday and hope to god it works.

[alvarado52]

i hate this shit...ive never, EVER been able to open ports on my xbox once i gave it a static IP. Static DHCP dont work, port triggering dont work, DMZ dont work, port forwarding dont work.

Fuckin' fuck its annoying as shit.

[Funky Fly]

It'll be long before the UFC PPV starts, btw. That or sometime after (which will suck because I'll be hammered ass drunk most likely).

Fuck, Monday would be better still.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

THE TOURNAMENT IS CURSED MORE THAN POKEMON CREEPY BLACK

[Funky Fly]

I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Had a session with Roxy earlier. He got all SERIOUS BUSINESS on me a couple of times. Once when I played Gay Waiter Feilong and then right at the end. Mostly fucking around tho, waiting for Manny to set the room up, but obviously the tournament curse wasn't letting that happen.

[Kalyx triaD]

Just had ten losses on ranbat. Fuck this game.

[Funky Fly]

Wanna play right now?

[Kalyx triaD]

No.

[Funky Fly]

Please?

[Kalyx triaD]

Much study and homework today anyway. Next time. IN THE FUTURE

[Funky Fly]

http://images.google.com/images?q=sad+kitten&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&num=20&start=0&start=0&biw=1024&bih=587

look at all the sad kittens. That is what is in my heart right now.

[Kalyx triaD]

I hate cats.

Ironically, Cammy loves cats.

And I love Cammy.

[Funky Fly]

Then look at all the sad puppies

http://images.google.com/images?q=sad+puppy&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&num=20&start=0&start=0&biw=1024&bih=587

[Kalyx triaD]

I'm not an animal person overall.

No interesting trivia following.

[Funky Fly]

gonna be hard to find pictures of "sad titties"