Smackdown Captions (4/16/04)

[Azriel]

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[loopydate]

I don't have much time, so I'll just do the one:

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KURT: Man! Concrete angels are HARD!

[ItsTimeForAChange]

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"What!? Grandmaster Sexays back!? Damn you JR!"

[Disturbed316]

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When Show asked Eddie to 'tighten his boots' this wasn't what he had in mind.

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Angle: B'ledat. Let Me Holla at Cha Playa!

Show: Not a bad impression, I'd give it a 8/10

Torrie: Yeah, the bald head helps you get it across better.

[Azriel]

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Eddie searches aimlessly to find Shawn's lost smile.

[Azriel]

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Always the good Samaritan, Show offers to help Torrie chew her food

[Savio]

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This time dawn meant business.

[Rock Bottom]

Warning ya. Some of these are dirty. But that's because there's like ten pictures of Rico in nasty poses.

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It was Kurt Angle's move against Vince McMahon in "Hoss Chess."

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Cena: Man, does the male nipple really have a purpose?
Chavo: ...Dude, we have a match.
Cena: Answer my question, cruiserweight.

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Cena was confused when Vince told him to "Eat that cruiserweight" to put on a couple of pounds.

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Rene Dupree Stars in yet another classic by Mel Gibson - "What Bitches Want."

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Rico performed his pre-match "estrogen absorption" rituals.

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Rico: ...So you see, I am the love child of the Ultimate Warrior and Elvis.
Haas: :eek:

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Rico took over Jim Ross's job as "President of Talent Relations."

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Rico knew he was busted when his Triple H mask fell off mid-coitus.

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Rico was a dirty guy, and really didn't mind kissing someone, even if their ass had "HHH was here" spray-painted on it.

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Not even Cole could hide his wood when watching the "Triple H Bukake."

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When the ref saw Rico doing Steven Richards doggy-style, he knew the gangbang was on.

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Haas does his best impression of Hardcore Holly's career.

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Eddie was shocked to see all those photos on Big Show's wall, and when he recognized Big Show from the One Hour Photo place, there was no escape...

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Proof that WWE was biased in favor of hosses was that The WWE Champion even had to sell shoulder massages for them.

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Eddie Guerrero was determined to find his old buddy Lance's credibility.

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Just when Eddie was about to cut out a nice bite, the turkey leg struck back.

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Ref: Show, I can't let this match continue until you put that away.
Show: WTF, Ric Flair lets his man-boobs hang all the time, why can't I?
Ref: Are you a member of Evolution?
Show: No, b-
Ref: Then shut the fuc</>k up and do as I say.

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Determined to make a hoss out of Eddie Guerrero, Vince had him stand on the top rope for his entire match with The Big Show.

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Big Show's reaction when God sent him a telepathic message.

"Big Show, see you in two months. Your career says hi. Love, Your Maker."

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Big Show was confused and one-upped from his thumb-removal trick when Eddie Guerrero pulled off his own penis mid-masturbation.

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Big Show's reaction to the sign: "You must be this short to ride."

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The Austin household sure was hectic tonight.

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The referee and Jindrak were charged with murder after mistaking Spike Dudley for a vampire.

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For the low price of 29.99, you too can own a "Teddy Bear Long!"

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Meanwhile, at the Austin household...

Austin: God damnit woman! I said go get me a beer!
Girl: (trembling) But Steve, the stores are all closed and we're out!
Austin: I said go get me a god damned beer, not go to the store you stupid bitch!

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Booker should have known a stoner like RVD would be too stoned to not laugh during a Tango dancing session.

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Even if people would crucify him for his beliefs, RVD would proudly die for them. That ref was a homo.

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Booker desperately tried to save RVD from choking to death on that bong hit.

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And Booker T realized the true power of the Chicken Wing Crossface...

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Vince: Damnit! Has RVD been hanging around that Roady Dog character!?
JR: I dunno Vince, but he looks pretty fuc</>ked up to me, bah gawd... *Cackling*
Vince: What's so funny, he has a match in three minutes?
JR: *Laughing harder* Did you know your nose flares when you're angry Vince?
Vince: ...Ross, tell me you didn't.
JR: Okay, I didn't. ..........*Busts out laughing*

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Booker T was a talented individual, he could do the running man while taking a shit.

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Austin: GO GET ME A BEER!
Girl: But Steve, I-!!!!! *Dials 911*

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Austin: Is there a problem officer!?
Cop: Yes, th- Heyyyyyy! You're Steve Austin, aren't you!
Austin: You're damn right.
Cop: Sorry sir, go about your business. *Leaves*
Austin: Now... WHAT DID THE FIVE KNUCKLES SAY TO THE TEETH?
Girl: :eek:

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Big Show stood over his opponent, in victory.
Show: There can be only one.
(Credits for Hosslander roll)

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Kurt Angle does his impression of Jeff Hardy after 20 cc's of heroin and a sheet of LSD25.

[Vastardikai]

This is called one of them Rare Caption Appearances by Latverian Heat

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Big Show was frozen: it's not everyday you get to meet Lex Luthor, JR of Dallas fame AND Thing.

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Chavo: Hey John, your shoe is untied...

John: Well, I'll be damned. Thanks!

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John looks around for the guy who hit Chavo with a brick.

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Out of ideas, WWE creative decides to use talent to re-enact classic scenes from Disney movies.

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As Rico exhales from their deep kiss, we learn that Jackie was chewing on Dentyne Ice.

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Ref: Rico, I can hear the ocean, check it out!

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The Deformed Centaur finds out where he must scratch to in order to get his hind leg kicking.

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Charlie: Damn, your bigger than Layfield!

Rico: :eek:

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The Rico kissing booth looks to be a resounding success

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even Tazz and Cole are bored of watching the water chugging competition. (sorry, got nuthin...)

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The referee scores Rico's impression of what Jackie Gayda did to get a job.

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When Rico's impression continued, people started to get ill.

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Eddie: The Circle, The Circle of Liiiiiiiiiiiiiife!

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Eddie couldn't handle the ref's description of the Rico Strip-tease.

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Eddie sees the new Eddie Trap, and almost falls prey to it...

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Desperate measures needed to be taken to save the poor little WWE logo from getting beaten up by the much larger Word Life Logo.

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The Referee turns on Big Show by giving him the mother of all Tittie Twisters

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NOBODY gets up from the tandem Frog Splash/Referee's Elbow.

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Big Show: Someday, I'm gonna be Captain! and every rookie will be down on his knees-a... (rep to the person who gets the reference...)

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Eddie can be so cruel. Making fun of Big Show just because he mispelled Sam's name...

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Big Show: It was just a typo! :'(

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Many gimmicks and incidents could be considered offensive, but the Big Show shoving his entire hand up Torrie's nose was just too much, even for me...

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Jindrak's pit stop submission was too much for poor Spike...

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Whoever thought that using Jindrak and Teddy Long to portray Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth should be forced to watch a John Bradshaw Layfield/Big Show Iron Man Match...

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When Torrie caught Mr. Wight taking a leak behind the car, she discovered that the Show wasn't so "Big" after all

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Booker: C'mon Nick, this is the easiest Limo pole yet!

Nick: You know I'm trying to kick the habit... :rant:

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Booker: Where are you hiding the stash?

Rob: You won't get it out of me!

Booker: I have ways of making you talk... Nick!

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Was re-enacting the Roberts/Savage Snakebite incident REALLY Necessary?

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Booker: I'm blind, I CAN'T SEE!

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In the most disturbing moment of the night, Booker T put RVD away by sucking his eyeballs out through his nose...

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...The only problem with that move is that it gives the user a HORRIBLE case of the Mumps.

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What do you do when your lower jaw becomes the Big Show?

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Kurt: You're a Homo!

Big Show: You do know that this is Torrie, not Nicole Bass, right?

Kurt: ...Oh.

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Big Show has taken over Brock's role of killing everyone who's been on the internet...

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In honor of the new Major League Baseball season, Kurt shows off his Hook Slide.

[tucsonspeed6]

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Show: Come on, Hebner...give them a little tweek. I know you want to.

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Momma bird teaches baby bird to fly

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Tinkerbell: *whisper whisper* "They're all sinners and must feel hell's fury. Burn them! BURN THEM ALL!"

Show: NO! It can't be! They all ate dinners and need to feed Belle curry! BURP THEM ALL!

Tinkerbell: Damn that deafening entrance music!

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Show: Don't move!.....there's a WWE logo in your hair!

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Angle does his imitation of Jim Carrey in Dumb and dumber.
Angle: Mary! Wait! You forgot your briefcaaaaaaa!!!!

OR...

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Worst Snowangel Ever!

[Moongoose Mcqueen]

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" I heard HHH was coming to Smackdown and I figured I'd assume the position early, before even getting in the ring."

Sorry HHH fans, no disrepect it just popped in there.

[JT]

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You know an angle is bad when the dog is ashamed of it.

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Eddie: You know what you're do'in homes?

Big Show: Yes Eddie...I'm checking for cavaties just like Kane taught me.

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Eddie was suprised to discover that Sean O'Hare wasn't really released, but his cage was just relocated.

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Big Show just finally got the "Big Slow" insult.

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Big Show: Read My Lips! You...Can't...Act!!!

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Things you want to here from you're lover, but not Big Show:
1.) I could eat you all up.

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When police asked what happened, Torrie told police she was scared.
...It wasn't till later that she found out it was Kurt Angle and not Steve Austin.

[Rock Bottom]

Sorry HHH fans, no disrepect it just popped in there.

See your User CP. :p

[Azriel]

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Big Show: Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!
OR
Big Show's feelings were hurt when everybody laughed at his shiny, new earring.

[Jonster]

<font color="#99CCFF">Not done all of them, because frankly, I'm not that good! :p

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Chavo was really upset when Cena told him that Santa isn't real.

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The match to decide who'll be the HHH of smackdown got off to a slow start when Charlie Haas realised that it'd mean losing to Shelton eventually

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But Rico soon picked it up with his version of the pedigree

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Rico's shocked when he gets told that he'll get the job

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But Charlie Haas decides it's time to show off his water spitting ability

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Long: Shoot that guy in the shoulder, no wait, that's not right...

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So that's where Paul Heyman got too...
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[HHHsucks929]

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Not only did Big Show throw Mean Gene Okerlund off a ledge, he shaved his mustache. What a sadistic thing.

[Corkscrewed]

I need to get to class soon, so I might not do all of them.

I haven't looked at any yet, so sorry if I copy anyone.


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Bradshaw it was serious when the SEC sent out one of their "Hoss Agents" to take him in for insider trading questioning.

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Try as he might, Chavo just couldn't help Cena get to that itch.

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Cena glared at the stupid fan who threw the brick at Chavo's face.
Fan: "I'm sorry! I couldn't see him!"

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As you can tell by this picture, Renee's date with Stephanie wasn't going too well.

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This was the first time WWE wrestlers had enaged in HETEROsexual intercourse right in the public. And the Double Angel was pretty impressive too.

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You'd freak out too if you'd just hit your finishing move on the Ultimate Warrior and he'd popped right back up.

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Warrior had unique methods for holding people down.

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Haas: "What was that pop?"
Rico: "I didn't mean to actually go in! Honest!!!"

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At that moment, Haas seriously regretted getting caught browsing TPWW captions. On the other hand, this proved once and for all that the writers DID get their storylines from TPWW.

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Ultimately, the burial proved too much for Haas, and he downed a bottle of cyanide.

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Charles Robinson: "And now... I will turn Rico's underwear.... INTO A THONG! VOILA!"
Rico: "Ha! You can't do th-- :eek: "

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Haas never could stomach that mental image of Chris Benoit as a leprachaun.

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Big Show: Most Violent Granny Cheek Pincher Ever

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Wow, since when did Show start working for Shaniqua?

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Eddie facing BRADSHAW next PPV??? That was it. Eddie had to do something to fix his career.

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Eddie wasn't as slick or graceful at stealing shoes as he used to be.

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Hebner: "Damn! That pot belly is like... THIIIIIIS fat!"
Big Show: "But-- but--"
Hebner: "You really are fat, Paul!"
Big Show: "I'm just big bo--"
Hebner: "I mean.. DAMN! It's THIS wide!"
Big Show: :'(

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Sick and tired of Hebner's stupid chicken dance, Eddie decided to take matters into his own hands with a flying cross body.

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Big Show after finding out he's next to feud with the Undertaker.

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Eddie: "I warned you about messing with fairies, but did you listen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And now it's put you into an everlasting slumber."

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You'd be crying too if you'd just seen Torrie's acting job.

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Torrie always got freaked out when Big Show started telling his "Chompy the Chomper" story using hand puppets.

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Any momentum Jindrak might have had was destroyed when the ref focused himself on squashing that bug instead of counting the 1-2-3 for the pinfall.

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"Smack this man in the face, BIOTCH!"

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It's nice to see Jennifer Lopez got a job with the WWE after her dye job.

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Booker: "Sky Wrench! Wait! Pick the ref up by the head AFTER I hit the scissors kick and pin RVD!"

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Shaniqua was back with a vengeance! On a side note, I wasn't aware RVD was into that whole bondage thing.

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Booker T and RVD do a tandem "Sacramento Kings at the End of the Season" impression.

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Booker T's hand does his best Chapelle impression. Booker is shocked by his hand' violence.

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The new improved invisible crucifix was pretty brutal. They put the nail in through your nose.

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Invisible or not, military pressing Steven Richards was tiring work.

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Torrie paid dearly for stealing and slipping into Big Show's black sleeping bag.

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"Tiny wang! Tiny wang!"

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Rita was pleased, for a giant Big Show had destroyed the Power Rangers once and for all!

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No one was safe once Triple H learned how to "Flash-Activate" his hold-down aura.



I'll get a bunch of other caps for that last pic. It's priceless.

[Savio]

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File photo of eminem after being banned.

[Corkscrewed]

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Revealing himself to be Reptile and unleashing his acid spit, Cena showed Chavo the real reason people couldn't see him.

[Blue Demon]

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Rico: Isn't this supposed to be gay porn?

[Savio]

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Announcer: Paul, how did you lose that weight?
Paul heyman: Trim Spa baby!

[BigDaddyCool]

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Rico: (8) BTW, I'm gay. (8)

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Rico: (8) Just so you know, I'm still gay. (8)

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Rico: (8) Did I tell you, I'm so flamingly gay! (8)

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Rico: (8) I'm just reminding you, I'...
Ref: Yeah, we know you are gay.

[#1-norm-fan]

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Kurt: "Alright Show, you know the deal. If you lose, you have to quit. But if you win, you get to eat this giant potato chip off of Bradshaw's head."

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"Dammit John, you can't ride the roller coaster til we get you strapped in!!!"

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Listen Fifi, I know I promised not to use American products anymore but the mannequin in that Men's Warehouse window looked SO happy in this jacket!

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"Go on Charlie, touch them. Mr. Rico won't be home for a long, long time."

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Rico prepares to "96" with Charlie Haas.

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Charlie Haas debuts his new vantriloquist gimmick.

Charlie: "So Mr. Ass, you're going to sing a song while I have my tongue down this gay man's throat?"

Charlie's ass: "Wee."

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"I'm squeeshing your head, I'm squeeshing your head."

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Unable to escape the pin cover, Spike Dudley attempts to eat his way out.

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It looks like all his life, RVD misunderstood the old theory that getting high makes your nose bleed.

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(Moments earlier)

"Sir! You can't go in there."

Kurt: (Running through the airplane terminal) "It's okay... I'm a limo driver!"

[#1-norm-fan]

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Seven days after watching the cursed video tape, referee Charles Robinson was dreading the worst. This was just a cruel vision to die to though.

[Nark Order]

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Who would have ever thought that the "It's ok, I'm a Limo driver" line could've ended so tragically?

[Nark Order]

GODAMNIT!!! Someone beat me to the dumb and dumber reference. Didn't even see it...

[Hired Hitman]

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Torrie: What are you doing!?

Big Show: ..You said to fill it up :mad:

[Savio]

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Announcer: Paul, how did you lose that weight?
Paul heyman: Trim Spa baby!
Trim spa never gets over :(

[tucsonspeed6]

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Dupree: Don't you understand, Fifi? My secret recipes for french pasterys will make us rich, and only you and I know those secret recipes. I know you'll never tell anyone!

Fifi: Roll that beautiful croissant footage!

[Rock Bottom]

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Torrie: What are you doing!?

Big Show: ..You said to fill it up :mad:

LOL, gold.

[Savio]

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Dupree: Don't you understand, Fifi? My secret recipes for french pasterys will make us rich, and only you and I know those secret recipes. I know you'll never tell anyone!

Fifi: Roll that beautiful croissant footage!
Heh beans commercial.

[loopydate]

There's some good stuff here. I like the "Giant potato chip" one.

I'll do my own...tomorrow...probably.

[rob11]

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big shows reaction to having seen THE VINCE and coming to relize that starting next week, he will be jobbing to funaki on velocity.

[Kane Knight]

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Angle: Garth Brooks, your first match in the WWE will be against...THE BIG SHOW! And he's a hip-hop fan.

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Cena gives Steven Richards a piece of his mind for interrupting him in the middle of a match.


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"You see, I'm shipping out in the morning, and...Oh, don't look at me like that, Fifi..."

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Rico: Okay, now what do I...THAT? THAT'S DISGUSTING!

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Rico makes Haas pinky swear that his outfit didn't make him look fat.

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In a sudden "career suicide" swerve, Rico confessed that he was X-Pac

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WWE Sex tips: insufficient lubrication can make the situation uncomfortable for both partners.

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Ref: Haas! YOU TRAMP!

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Try as he might, Haas just couldn't fill Austin's shoes.

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The referee indicates the number of "skid marks" clearly visible.

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Charlie Haas learned his lesson: Never look under the announce table--Michael and Tazz are clothed only from the waist up.

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Big Show took things a little too literally when he took a bite out of crime...

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Eddie screamed. Biting his crotch off was bad enough; now, Big Show wanted to take his arm home for a "late night snack."

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Eddie did what no american, even Bradshaw, could: He found Osama...

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...Naked...

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In a surprise screwjob, the ref disqualifies Eddie and hands his illegal Immigrant title over to the INS

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"You may have eaten 'Little Eddie,' esse, but I'm still TEN TIMES the man you are, holmes!"

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"EDDIE WAS LYING! IT'S THIS BIG AROUND!"

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Mini-Lesnar lacked the power of the original, unable to even pin Spike Dudley clean.

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Tazz: Jindrak is quite the ventriloquist, Cole:
Cole: I'd like to see him make his dummy speak while he's drinking.

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The WWE decides to tackle tough social issues. tonight: Road Rage

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Booker reaches out, only to fiind that Steven Richards had walked out five minutes earlier.

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Since the accident, the WWE has insisted that Booker refer to himself as the "THREE TIME!! THREE TIME!! THREE TIME!!" Champion.


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Van Damn's drug habit had gotten out of control...

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"I am not a crook!"

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The entire lockerroom was awestuck at John Bradshaw Layfield's new finisher: The Wedgie From Hell.

[Blue Demon]

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Look at me...I'm floating

[Gone Mad]

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Rene: ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T PUT OUT?!

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Yup, this happened to Marty Jennety too and look at him now.

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Guest Referee Kevin McAllister's first time lookin' at gay porn.

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Eddie Guerrero - Lies, Cheats, Steals.. and on the side, Builts forts.

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There goes another Sour Starburst related accident.

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Show: Why... can't I see that GODDAMN SAILBOAT?!
OR FOR ANOTHER MOVIE REFERENCE..
Show: That'll do, pig. That'll do.

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This was shot after Angle and the logo find that ever-elusive RVD stash... and start talking about clouds for 4 hours.