E3 2010

[Kalyx triaD]

GoldenEye this holiday.

[Ermaximus]

*Still waiting for Valve's "big announcement." :(

[#BROKEN Hasney]

*Still waiting for Valve's "big announcement." :(

This is still pre-E3 conferences. They'll do it later in the week.

[Kalyx triaD]

Epic Mickey looks good for a Wii game.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This should be renamed Okami Mickey.

[Kalyx triaD]

Paint/Paint Thinner mechanic revealed. Can dramatically effect the game world.

Shit you not, looks like the next big platforming mechanic.

[Ermaximus]

This is still pre-E3 conferences. They'll do it later in the week.

I didn't realize E3 was a week. Never paid attention until now.

[Kalyx triaD]

Travel Zones revealed. 2D style areas inspired by classic Disney cartoons. Stage based on the Steamboat Micky shown. Very authentic.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"A pretty darn good job"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Damn that fake smug laugh while talking thing Warren did.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

KIRBY

[OssMan]

Fuckin G4 is glitching all over the place

[#BROKEN Hasney]

FUCK EVERYTHING. NINTENDO WINS THE DECADE.

FUCKING KIRBY BITCHES.

[Kalyx triaD]

Kirby's return announced... SHOW IT ALREADY

[OssMan]

New Kirby game damn "Epic Yarn" what the hell

[#BROKEN Hasney]

EPIC YARN > EPIC MICKEY

[Kalyx triaD]

Looking at the cutest 2D sidestroller ever right now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I will look like a massive homosexual playing this and I don't care :'(

[OssMan]

"Kirby's Epic Yarn"

[Kalyx triaD]

Kirby's Epic Yarn this fall.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Wooo, more Dragon Quest.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

MULTIPLAYER Dragon Quest :heart:

[Kalyx triaD]

Dragon Quest up. Multiplayer? A progressive multiplayer dynamic announced, hard to explain. Releases next month.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SAMUS WILL FUCK YOU UP

[Kalyx triaD]

OTHER M, BABY

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That looks incredible for a Wii game.

[Kalyx triaD]

Side scrolling shown, first person shown, third person shown, Jesus.

[Kalyx triaD]

Other M drops Aug 31st.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

DONKEY KONG BY RETRO CONFIRMED.

[Ermaximus]

Metroid Other M. One of the reason I'm happy to own a Wii.

[Kalyx triaD]

Retro Studios up. DONKEY KONG

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Side-Scroller

[OssMan]

Ugh fucking hate Donkey Kong Country so much

[Kalyx triaD]

DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It looks just like a Donkey Kong Country. FUCKING WIN.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Donkey Kong Country Returns"

Holiday.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This year as well? I don't have enough money for Nintendo.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

3DS sfkojskl;fjskl;dsfsfl;ssf

[Kalyx triaD]

3DS coming...

[DaveBrawl]

Ok this conference has almost sold me on a Wii.

[Kalyx triaD]

Ripping on 3D glasses. TELL IT, REGGIE

[Kalyx triaD]

Hello there.

[OssMan]

and the 3DS emerges from the depths of hell

[Kalyx triaD]

Iwata's up to present 3DS. He's holding it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

THERE IT ISgddgdggdf

[Ermaximus]

and the 3DS emerges from the depths of hell

:lol: Give it six months and Nintendo will release the 3DSi XL.

[BigDaddyCool]

I want a fucking holodeck, so I can do some holofucking.

[Kalyx triaD]

3D slider to augment the effect. You can remove 3D altogether (if you're gay).

ANALOG NUB

Touch screen remains on the bottom. Top screen is 'wide screen'.

[BigDaddyCool]

blah blah blah. Holodeck.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

3D FUCKING CAMERA.

Sold.

[Kalyx triaD]

ANALOG NUB is called "Slide Pad".

Motion and gyro sensor enabled.

Camera in front, two in the back. Take photo's and view them in 3D.

[OssMan]

I still have no desire to play a DS whatsoever

[#BROKEN Hasney]

if you can send and recieve 3D pics, screw HD iPhone sexting.

[Kalyx triaD]

Will play 3D movies, uppercutting the very industry that's force feeding us this shit. Damn.

[BigDaddyCool]

Well that is neat. Does that mean it is a holodeck? Answer my fucking question. Ask them my fucking question too.

[OssMan]

lmao Kid Icarus

[Kalyx triaD]

KID ICARUS 3D

[#BROKEN Hasney]

KID ICARUS 3DS SHITIITTITITITITITITIT

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Graphics are about on par with the PSP. I'm not dissapointed, this fucking rocks.

[Kalyx triaD]

FUCKING ACTION PACK

[Blitz]

Kid Icarus looks hot, 3D or not.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nah wait, some of those landscapes are well beyond PSP.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Kid Icarus Uprising"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SKYNET MOTHERFUCKERS.

Scary.

[Kalyx triaD]

Downloads DLC automatically. Free.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

e.g. We can update your firmware and block your flash card without knowledge.

[BigDaddyCool]

Skynet gets us with the smiling tiger game for the kentic?

[Ermaximus]

if you can send and recieve 3D pics, screw HD iPhone sexting.

Some bitch will claim she got pregnant via her ds.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

NINTENDOGS AND CATS

IN 3D!!!!!!!!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

KINGDOM HEARTS

RESIDENT EVIL

[BigDaddyCool]

NINTENDOGS AND CATS

IN 3D!!!!!!!!

You mean the smiling tiger game?

[Kalyx triaD]

JESUS CHRIST

[#BROKEN Hasney]

MGS

IN 3DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[DaveBrawl]

I like how everyone laughed at Saint's Row.

[BigDaddyCool]

Jesus Christ is a video game? Does he ride a smiling tiger?

[Kalyx triaD]

Montage of developers talking about awesome 3DS is.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Floating in the air, so it's not just depth.

Holy crap.

[BigDaddyCool]

Are you guys watching this on tv or something?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I like how everyone laughed at Saint's Row.

I missed that :heart: Saints Row.

[DaveBrawl]

G4 has it on, but I think most are watching via online stream.

[Kalyx triaD]

Dropping hints through their commentary. Kojima mentioned a jungle in regard to a 3D MGS. RE dude mentioned exploring objects in 3D.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nintendo just did the conference of the decade. After 3 years of utter, utter shit. They killed it. Fucking killed it.

[Ermaximus]

KINGDOM HEARTS

RESIDENT EVIL

WAIT WHAT? KH DETAILS NOW PLEASE?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

WAIT WHAT? KH DETAILS NOW PLEASE?

It's being developed for 3DS, that's all they said.

[Kane Knight]

I missed that :heart: Saints Row.

Saints Row 3 will be awesome.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

lol Myamoto.

[DaveBrawl]

Star Fox 3d? Could be interesting.

[Kalyx triaD]

Live demo?!

[Kalyx triaD]

Hello there.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Well hello there

[Kalyx triaD]

Audience gets to demo the damn thing right now.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Booo, damn you audience.

[DaveBrawl]

A cute girl attached to new technology at that show? Multiple kidnappings about to happen. :lol:

[Kalyx triaD]

Brilliant. Nintendo starts a trend and lets other companies make a fool of themselves. When the silliness hits its zenith, "Oh hey we're the sane ones after all."

Fuckin A+.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Arghhh, Cammie's back on the Nintendo website.

[Kalyx triaD]

Journalists with big fuckin smiles playing Zelda. GOD

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Brilliant. Nintendo starts a trend and lets other companies make a fool of themselves. When the silliness hits its zenith, "Oh hey we're the sane ones after all."

Fuckin A+.

Yeah, content was amazing but the timing after MS's was crazy awesome.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Well, that was the best Nintendo conference in years.

[Drakul]

Did anyone else notice Super Street Fighter IV was listed as one of the games Capcom are doing for 3DS. It was right under RE.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Did anyone else notice Super Street Fighter IV was listen as one of the games Capcom are doing for 3DS. It was right under RE.

My stream kept freezing so I didn't notice that :eek:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://e3.nintendo.com/ is currently showing some 'Iwata Asks' segments with 3DS developers. Pretty cool.

[LoDownM]

Nintendo not a let down for once :eek:

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Alright, Sony, let's see what you got.

[Kalyx triaD]

Sony just got shat on. I can't imagine what they could do. PSP2 is required for break even hype.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Sony just got shat on. I can't imagine what they could do. PSP2 is required for break even hype.

Yeah, this is if Sony want 2nd or 3rd place, it's all they can hope for.

A Move dominated conference could even put them below MS's horrible effort and just make Nintendo look like gods again, like they did in the year both Wii and PS3 were announced.

[OssMan]

FINAL FANTASY 15

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The line to play the 3DS

http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c71692/media/image/201006/phpioLkVvimage.jpeg

People are gonna be late for Sony!

[Vietnamese Crippler]

I just wish the Zelda demo went better.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:03
Kid Icarus Uprising
10:03
This is beautiful
10:03
Oh god oh god, fanboying out - oh god
10:04
Fully 3D, arrow targeting, arena battles, space flying - SPASMS
10:04
Pit looks so great
10:04
The audience SCREAMED

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I just wish the Zelda demo went better.

Yeah, damn distance from the console + 1,000,000 wi-fi devices at once.

Sales figures and Just Dance/Wii Party were the only low points.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:33
Woah. I can see it from here. I can see the 3d from about ten feet away!!!!
10:34
Like, the effect

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:36
It's....amazing

[Vietnamese Crippler]

I can't believe how many games announced are for THIS year. Crazy.

[Kalyx triaD]

Woah. I can see it from here. I can see the 3d from about ten feet away!!!!

Fuck.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c71692/media/image/201006/php6B6Y8Bimage.jpeg

Well hello there

I'd go play on the brunette.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I can't believe how many games announced are for THIS year. Crazy.

I know, by the end, I almost prayed DKC was 2011 since I don't have unlimited money.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:43
Wow. A slider turns on/up the 3d effect

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:43
Wow. A slider turns on/up the 3d effect
10:44
The graphics on scenes from game like Pikman, Zelda, Mario galaxy and more were about xbox 360 quality
10:44
But in 3d. It's quite amazing how the images pop out of a flat screen
10:45
The objects actually pop out and seem to come out of the screen!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The graphics on scenes from game like Pikman, Zelda, Mario galaxy and more were about xbox 360 quality

They are pre-renders, but they usually do something indicative of the systems power at Nintendo. If that is the case, then FUCK.

This came through as I was replying:

10:46
I am stunned

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:47
@zen- again, the visuals look like a 360 game. The screen is about the size of a psp scren

10:47
The analog pad is fantastic

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:48
These are more like short game concepts than games, but they all look amazing.

10:49
You can see it change from 3d to flat by sliding he slider down in real time

That sounds insane

I am reading someone play with a handheld console and am stupidly excited to actually see one of these at some point in the future. Crazy.

10:50
And if you turn it on it's side, it collapses the 3d effect. Only straight on looks fully 3d

[#BROKEN Hasney]

10:50
There is a scene here of Mario flying on yoshi's back
10:51
Pech- photo and vids coming soon

[The Pope]

Thanks for the updates Hasney!

[Drakul]

Yeah, SFIV is definitly coming for the 3DS. It was just listed on the Iwata asks video after the conference. 3D Ultimate Atomic Buster! Hadouken spam should be a little more enjoyable, at least.

They mentioned Starfox earlier but I don't know if it was hypothetical or not.

[Kalyx triaD]

Activision did in fact have their conference already last night, but it wasn't live. Trailers and such will be shown later today.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm really debating whether to watch Sony's conference, or sit here with my mouth open wide in shock still.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

I need to watch Sony's for GT5 :o

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I need to watch Sony's for GT5* :o

*Now exclusive to PS Move.

Wait, that's MS's strategy :shifty:

[Vietnamese Crippler]

*Now exclusive to PS Move.

Wait, that's MS's strategy :shifty:

I will shit my pants out of rage :mad:

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Hands on coverage on e3.nintendo.com

[LuigiD]

I just watched Nintendo's conference.
Fucking almost started crying. Beautiful.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Gametrailers is going slooowwww. Apparently due to the demand for that Icarus trailer.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The 2nd/3rd place conference is about to begin.

[Kalyx triaD]

Oh yes, here we go.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They've all got 3D glasses in the crowd, as expected.

lol, 3D glasses is so past-tech.

[G]

I just watched Nintendo's conference.
Fucking almost started crying. Beautiful.

Because of that god awful joke he did with the burnt jacket, right? :p

[Kalyx triaD]

Montage of games and hardware shown. Some games are 3rd party multiplatform. No new hardware shown.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

POP AT MS ALREADY

"Who wants to pretend their hand is a gun?! What is this, 3rd grade?"

[G]

where is the link for this

[RoXer]

link plz

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I know Jack Tretton is a dick, but I kinda like him. Not sure why.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Who wants to pretend their hand is a gun? What is this, 3rd grade?"

Slow down Sony.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/sony

ANOTHER POP AT MS

"No need for ponchos"

[Kalyx triaD]

http://www.justin.tv/godstruassassin03

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"Who wants to pretend their hand is a gun? What is this, 3rd grade?"

Slow down Sony.

Speed up Kalyx :shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

:drool: all those games from the Nintendo confrence.

Looks like my wallet is going to hate me by the end of the year.

[Kalyx triaD]

That's a hot stage, though.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"Consumers want all their Movies, Games, Photos etc. in one place"

No I don't. I like things that do a job good, not a jack of all trades.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

lol 3D hype.

If this conference is about 3D and motion control, Nintendo will laugh their fucking arses off.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Sony is the undisputed leader of 3D."

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The 3DS will be my 3D entertainment hub.

It's not even their AAA titles that are going 3D. AND I am not forking out for a new TV.

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought the Dudley Boys were the leader of the 3D :shifty:

[Kalyx triaD]

3D enabled games ready for download now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh god, "Sony will be remembered for bringing 3D to the industry"

They heard about the 3DS coming out in advance, right?!

[G]

i can't find a list of who is going when

[Kalyx triaD]

Killzone 3(D) up.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

lol Killzone.

Not even the best PS3 exclusive FPS.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Put on your 3D glasses." LOL

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That AI waving was retarded.

[RoXer]

fuck this

streams keep screwing up

[Kalyx triaD]

I don't play Killzone but is there no steady aim?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This is pointless, just looks like an FPS for those of us at home.

[Kalyx triaD]

Ah. I see.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They REALLY should have gone with Resistance to show off a 3D FPS, much better game.

[Kalyx triaD]

That is a horrible interface for the jetpack.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

12:09
Dale North: there's a really great sense of depth here - and some slick effects to help set that depth off, like smoke, snow, wind, light and sea mist

[DaveBrawl]

The graphics looks really great in this, but I have no real interest in another FPS.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

12:09
Dale North: I didn't expect that this would be that cool, but it is
12:09
Nick: Live demonstration of the game in action, looks great, very high action. At one point, a rocket comes towards the screen in 3d. The crowd roars!

[Kalyx triaD]

Loving that map, though. Pretty big and detailed.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

At least the people there are impressed. But what, a 3DS is probably going to be under £300 at a stretch, a new 3D TV? £1000+.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

12:10
Dale North: The snow effects in 3d are pretty slick - a deep expanse and jet packs over the ocean OH SHIT

[#BROKEN Hasney]

If the Killzone 2 controls are fixed, then this could be a tad interesting.

You know, if a friend buys a 3D TV.

[Kalyx triaD]

Without making any judgment calls, I'd say the videogame industry in general came a long way.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm hoping for a big surprise at least.

COME ON JUMPING FLASH 4

[#BROKEN Hasney]

LOL MOTION CONTROL TACKED ON :|

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Seriously, 3D glasses dancing around on a PS Move? Oh god no.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

GT5 in 3D is something I want to play.

[Kalyx triaD]

GRAND TURISMO 5 3D

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Crysis 2 and MK confirmed for 3D on PS3

[Kalyx triaD]

3D basketball.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

GT5 in 3D is something I want to play.

Combined with the Logitech G25 wheel :drool:

[Kalyx triaD]

"Eyepet"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"This video will show you that Sony will lead 3D in the industry... PUT YOUR GLASSES BACK ON"

Fucking lol

[Kalyx triaD]

Sony brand 3D glasses spotted.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Combined with the Logitech G25 wheel :drool:

They've already tacked Move onto Killzone. Be careful about wanting it too much :shifty:

[Kalyx triaD]

That monkey-thing is no Skittles.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Sony brand 3D glasses spotted.

They come with the TV's already.

[Kalyx triaD]

FATALITY

[Vietnamese Crippler]

They've already tacked Move onto Killzone. Be careful about wanting it too much :shifty:

Don't jinx it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That monkey-thing is no Skittles.

They showed it last year, way before Skittles.

But yeah, in 3D that EyePet makes sense. before you were playing with an empty space on the screen and introducing toys to the empty space. In 3D, you can interact with it properly.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

2:17
Dale North: Eyepet, new motorstorm, MLB the show 10, some fighting bullshit, Killzone 3, tumble (a puzzle game), Crysis 2, Mortal Kombat (which looks crazy in 3d!!!!), Gran Turismo 5 -- all in all, a really exciting trialer for the lineup

[Kalyx triaD]

Luckiest E3 audience in history.

[Kalyx triaD]

Here comes Move.

[DaveBrawl]

I hope that fighting game turns out good, I would love a game like that.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Here we go. MORE HARDWARE ADD-ONS MADE OF FAIL.

[Kalyx triaD]

Damn feed just rewound. I'll be behind.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The Move takes resource from the cell like Kinect does.

Fail :|

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Damn feed just rewound. I'll be behind.

You already were :shifty:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I love you, Kevin Butler.

[Kalyx triaD]

NEW ZELDA OMG

[Vietnamese Crippler]

I love you, Kevin Butler.

I love how he's the one ripping MS.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"You see, from the future, the Move controller isn't just precise, it has buttons. Which is turns out is important to people who like shooters, platformers and, well lets face it, any game that doesn't involve catching a big red ball"

FUCKING LOL

[Kalyx triaD]

Lots of Kinect jabs.

[Kalyx triaD]

I'm pretty much with Sony on the tangible control issue.

[Kalyx triaD]

No it's not like "getting two games in one," Jack.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm pretty much with Sony on the tangible control issue.

Same, I'll still feel retarded in front of a camera, but buttons > nothing.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

SORCERY is being announced. 3rd person action/adventure for Move exclusive.

[Kalyx triaD]

"Sorcery," 3rd person action game made for Move's tech.

[Kalyx triaD]

Grrrrrr

[#BROKEN Hasney]

My feed just fucking rewond now.

I blame Sony.

[Kalyx triaD]

Live demo:

1:1 control never gets old, let me tell ya.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm sorry, but if I was showing off the move, I wouldn't have picked a game that looks like a Wii game in HD.

[Kalyx triaD]

WTF, 2 rewounds?!?

[Vietnamese Crippler]

That was pretty neat.

[Kalyx triaD]

HARRY POTTER SIMULATOR

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I like the controller changing colour for some reason.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

WTF, 2 rewounds?!?

It's a fucked up stream. My jumped back forwards after them.

[Kalyx triaD]

Gotta admit, I wanna play that Sorcery game.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It actually looks like a fairly sweet game, as long as they can stop it from being repetitive.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

12:32
Dale North: Mixing of elementals is cool. Sorcery launches in 2011

Yeah, the live bloggers are WELL ahead of us.

[Kalyx triaD]

Are we all on EA Sports segment now?

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Not ahead of me :p

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The one thing I have to give Sony props for ahead of both Nintendo and MS is fresh IP.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Are we all on EA Sports segment now?

Yeahhh.

[Kalyx triaD]

GOLFING

GET HYPE

[#BROKEN Hasney]

This is looking a lot better than the motion-plus Tiger, which was pretty impressive.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

BUNKER

[#BROKEN Hasney]

BUNKER #2

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Mmmm, open faced club sand wedge.

[Kalyx triaD]

Note, we're watching Golf on stage.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

HE'S NOT USING THE STRAP

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'M SORRY BUT OUR PAR IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE

[#BROKEN Hasney]

PAR NOT SAVED

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oohhhhh, forced joke.

[RoXer]

This isn't possible with Kinect???

[Kalyx triaD]

Sony crossover game.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

JAK, SLY AND RACHET IN ONE GAME

[#BROKEN Hasney]

HEROES ON THE MOVE

WANT.

[Kalyx triaD]

A Justice League of unattractive Sony mascots.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They're like the 3 Sony franchises I REALLY care about.

[Kalyx triaD]

COCA COLA

[Vietnamese Crippler]

KEVIN BUTLER

[#BROKEN Hasney]

ADVERTISING TALK.

WOOP.

:|

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Kevin chant :D

[#BROKEN Hasney]

He just saved this segment.

You cannot believe everything you hear on the "internet"

[#BROKEN Hasney]

YES, FUCK YOU CIRQUE DU CRAP

[#BROKEN Hasney]

He should have done the whole conference.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

This guy has great delivery.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Gaming is having a ridiculously large TV in a one bed apartment.

Staying up until 3am to get a trophy that isn't real....

...but it is

And girls that know the way to a mans heart is through a melee attack.

:heart:

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Nice Wii jab.