Official RAW Thread for 05/24/10 - The Voices Told Me To Punch The Mat

[RawRocks]

uh what the hell is this

[Anybody Thrilla]

Still pointless, Skippord?

[Skippord]

Is that a dude?

[dronepool]

Who are they?

[Johnny Vegas]

Who are those dudes?

[ClockShot]

Who was that?

[Skippord]

I suppose not

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love how Lawler just acts like that didn't happen.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Uso Brothers, and Snuka's daughter</font>

[Corndad]

way to no sell the random wrestlers in the ring King lol

[teamXtremist]

ok geeks who was that trio?!?

[RawRocks]

Gentlemen, I think WWE Management just threw us a curve ball

[Aguakate]

I guess these are supposed to be the samoan version of The Hart Dynasty? The New Headshrinkers or something?

[teamXtremist]

snukas daughter no shit!!

[ClockShot]

The Uso Brothers, and Snuka's daughter

Haven't heard nothing about them.

Where did Vince have them stashed away?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Trying to figure out if this was a call-up that was planned in advance, or if they had to rush them up from FCW now because they can't use the Colons anymore</font>

[Skippord]

Shouldn't they be really fat?

[Londoner]

been watching a replay of the greatest darts match ever from earlier tonight so have no idea what you guys are on about just now!

[dronepool]

Cool, they're pushing the tag team division finally.

[Providence Peep]

<font color=goldenrod>The Uso Brothers, and Snuka's daughter</font>

Yeah, from Florida Championship Wrestling. She's their "valet" down there.

[RawRocks]

Headshrinkers 2.0 i think

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if anybody here thinks those were Rikishi's sons.

[Johnny Vegas]

Trying to figure out if this was a call-up that was planned in advance, or if they had to rush them up from FCW now because they can't use the Colons anymore

Im thinking this is what it was

[Ultra Mantis]

I guess this team is a replacement for Carlito and Primo. Thats not cool.

[Innovator]

The one on the right totally ate shit going up top

[Innovator]

KILL SLATER

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gabriel heel turn for no reason.

[Corndad]

Barrett looks so bad ass.

[Skippord]

Jimmy Snuka's daughter has a better afro than me

[Innovator]

ahahahahaha

[Skippord]

I hate Heath Slater

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hate Heath Slater as much as Michael Cole.

[The Fraze]

Butt darts.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The One Man Bobblehead...aren't most bobbleheads just one man?

[Corndad]

Yes!!!

[Innovator]

Jesus Jerry, enough Botox

[Anybody Thrilla]

King grills Cole for not mentioning something directly after he doesn't mention the debut of a new tag team.

[RawRocks]

the Daniel Bryan - Michael Cole replay :D

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The fact that they all want Heath Slater kicked off leaves me to believe he's staying</font> :(

[Innovator]

Reliving the best moment of NXT, sans the Jericho/Dragon match

[teamXtremist]

lol cole gets bitch slapped

[Londoner]

lmfao i havent seen that segment on nxt before

[Corndad]

Beyond awesome.

[Aguakate]

The WWE is going retro, baby...alot of 80's flavor...Ted Dibiase Jr, Cody Rhodes, Henning is supposed to be coming up, The Hart Dynasty, these new samoan guys...i like it.

[Skippord]

Jerry Lawler is retarded incase anyone wondered

[RawRocks]

Daniel Bryan vs Michael Cole at Fatal Four Way .. we hope :D

[Londoner]

oh shut it cole

[Londoner]

lmao

[teamXtremist]

cole is going to tap like a bitch tomorrow

[ClockShot]

OH NOES! COLE'S GONNA SUE SOMEBODY!

[Innovator]

Ahahahaha Cole, YOURE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN

[Corndad]

NXT tommrrow night just got alot better.

[teamXtremist]

im going to sue him for everything hes worth just when cole cant get more gay

[Anybody Thrilla]

<font color=goldenrod>The fact that they all want Heath Slater kicked off leaves me to believe he's staying</font> :(

They were all saying Tarver should go, then he did.

Also, I could watch that Daniel Bryan segment from last week over and over and over again.

[Skippord]

I demand to see some Cattle Mutilation tomorrow

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I realllllly hope Danielson is all like "lol you can't sue Daniel Bryan because he doesn't exist"</font>

[ClockShot]

Think Jericho and Edge figured out the Canadians lost tonight?

[Johnny Vegas]

lol Daniel Bryan is going to kick his fucking head in on tuesday

[Aguakate]

...what's up with Jericho's chest? Hehe...he's got these little pecs.

[Corndad]

LOL at the random Janitors

[Providence Peep]

Jonathan and Joshua Fatu, the sons of Rikishi (and nephews of Umaga), were working under the Tag Team name "The Samoan Soldiers" on the Georgia Independent scene in January of this year. Jonathan Solofa Fatu & Joshua Samuel Fatu (full names) are twins both born August 22, 1985. Jonathan Fatu received a WWE developmental contract, and began working in FCW under the name "John Fatu". His ring name has since been changed to Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso is NOT Pate Fifita (son of Haku) or Reon Mahima as many suspected, it's John Fatu.

[teamXtremist]

Jonathan and Joshua Fatu, the sons of Rikishi (and nephews of Umaga), were working under the Tag Team name "The Samoan Soldiers" on the Georgia Independent scene in January of this year. Jonathan Solofa Fatu & Joshua Samuel Fatu (full names) are twins both born August 22, 1985. Jonathan Fatu received a WWE developmental contract, and began working in FCW under the name "John Fatu". His ring name has since been changed to Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso is NOT Pate Fifita (son of Haku) or Reon Mahima as many suspected, it's John Fatu.


like the look of the new trio should be a nice feud with the HD damn i miss umaga

[Londoner]

oh shit, ashton?

[RawRocks]

Ashton Kutcher!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somebody's getting Punk'd next week.

[Skippord]

Oh good

[teamXtremist]

cena is indestructible

[Providence Peep]

Ashton :eek::drool:

[Londoner]

so who has the power

ashton or bret? IM SO CONFUSED!

[The Fraze]

I want Maryse to sit on my face.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Providence Peep, are you a female or a homosexual? I seriously don't know.

[Johnny Vegas]

I hope they don't have the Fatus as some type of savages or something. At least give them some personality other than "I'm a samoan warrior, grrrrr".

[Johnny Vegas]

Ashton Kutcher should be awesome for next week.

[teamXtremist]

I hope they don't have the Fatus as some type of savages or something. At least give them some personality other than "I'm a samoan warrior, grrrrr".



well i actually heard one of them speak so thats a start

[RawRocks]

Providence Peep, are you a female or a homosexual? I seriously don't know.

Inquiring minds want to know :wtf:

[Londoner]

Ashton needs to do a segment with miz, can see that being good for some reason.

[Providence Peep]

I hope they don't have the Fatus as some type of savages or something. At least give them some personality other than "I'm a samoan warrior, grrrrr".

Were they wearing Umaga's make-up? I didn't notice.

[The Fraze]

666

[Rev. Hallowell]

Add glasses and a suit, and slump him over a bit, and Cena kinda looks like a newspaper reporter I once met in Metropolis.

[Londoner]

jericho's really slow these days :(

[teamXtremist]

jericho's really slow these days :(

hes no spring chicken

[teamXtremist]

vintage cena oh my god

[The Fraze]

Jericho must have spent too much time in his island paradise eating his Chefboyardee.

[Skippord]

I bet Michael Cole is really annoying at wine tastings

[Londoner]

that Was FUCKING SHIT

[teamXtremist]

lame spear by edge to y2j

[ClockShot]

This is gonna be a shit finish.

[The Fraze]

I hate Cole.

[teamXtremist]

not a very good match imo

[Tazz Dan]

I want Maryse to sit on my face.

[Londoner]

THEY'RE DELIBERATELY GOING OVERBOARD WITH SUPERCENA NOW ARENT THEY?

[Krimzon7]

I bet the whole locker room shit a brick when Jericho flubbed that landing

[Londoner]

cena loses without losing

[Skippord]

Oh thank god I was wrong

[Savio]

The wrestling in this match was pretty bad.

[teamXtremist]

no way edge isnt in that match

[teamXtremist]

argh t-rex battle part2

[ClockShot]

WE WANT ORTON! *clap clap clapclapclap*

[Londoner]

ORTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rev. Hallowell]

I was actually hoping John Anthony Felix Cena Jr. would win, then to screw with Edgeward, announce Christian as the fourth man.

[Londoner]

lol lame stare between them all

[teamXtremist]

its chaos ahhhhh

[Savio]

They should have santiono come out now for no reason

[Xero]

WIND THE FROG!

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/windthefrog.jpg

[Johnny Vegas]

Jon Lovitz should have came out for no reason and said "i have the power" and then leave

[The Fraze]

So...how's Orton gonna wrestle?

[GreySunshine]

Two of the better shots I took from the ramp tonight.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs590.snc3/31111_437925395624_562645624_5535660_7250800_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs590.snc3/31111_437925045624_562645624_5535613_365851_n.jpg

[The Fraze]

Such a hostile, negative reputation human being you are.

But I agree with you anyway.

[tjmidnight420]

So I'm watching Raw, and I gotta say I think Truth's gimmick is that he's Lil Jon.

[DLVH84]

I hope Tara Patrick or Jenna Jameson hosts the day they dump this PG shit.

I'm waiting for that day too.

[parkmania]

I hope Tara Patrick or Jenna Jameson hosts the day they dump this PG shit.

Why "or"? Why not "and"? I'd pay good money to see that...