Official RAW Thread for 05/24/10 - The Voices Told Me To Punch The Mat

[Xero]

Sup?

RAW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102392

[Londoner]

I'll be watching, had an amazing night so far so hoping raws good again.

[Corndad]

Yea should be a good show. Curious how they will handle the Orton Injury and see who they have step up for the Fatal Fourway match.

[James Steele]

LOLORTON

[tjmidnight420]

LOLORTON

Yeah leave it to Randy Orton. Only time I ever enjoyed him and he goes and injures himself. :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

Yeah leave it to Randy Orton. Only time I ever enjoyed him and he goes and injures himself. :shifty:

I wonder if he'll call himself stupid for this or if he'll blame it on the ring crew and get them fired for making the ring "too hard."

[Volare]

In honor of Orton, I will break my hand by clicking my mouse.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are we really making fun of Orton now?

[Xero]

Too soon?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just don't see what's funny about it. It's a very unfortunate turn of events to one of the best performers on the roster right now. I guess the only good that can come of it is the possibility of a new guy getting a push, but I still wish Orton was around.

[Xero]

They took the Tazz Dan 4 Mod sign away from GS and Horni because of "Tazz". :foc:

[ClockShot]

Here's hoping the Orton injury is minor.

[Rev. Hallowell]

So, Cena gets hit by a car and that just made him mad? WTF?

[ClockShot]

When did refs become crutches?

[Skippord]

you guys know he didn't hurt himself just by punching the mat correct?

[The Gold Standard]

I got a mac on saturday. It is confusing so far. However, not confusing enough to stop watching Raw

[Johnny Vegas]

Are we really making fun of Orton now?

[Johnny Vegas]

Wheelchair heat lol love it.

[The Gold Standard]

John Lena

[DarKCentaur]

Batista is gonna sue the WWE Universe... for ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

[ClockShot]

Dave's a bit tonguetied tonight, isn't he?

[DarKCentaur]

BTW, Batista looks goofy as fuck in a wheelchair. With shades.

[Londoner]

BRET HART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL Bret Hart the new GM

[jerichoholicninja]

OH SHIT!!!

[The Gold Standard]

BRET!!!!

[dronepool]

Wow

[ClockShot]

I guess Bret got himself a new deal.

[Londoner]

well, next best thing to hbk!

[Skippord]

BRETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THE HITMAN HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

[Rev. Hallowell]

YES! YES! BRET'S THE NEW GM!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holy shit, he's signed on for the long-term???</font>

[Corndad]

NICE!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can deal with this.

[Londoner]

'new sheriff' uh oh, he's been watching old austin clips....

[The Gold Standard]

Where is his US Title?

[Providence Peep]

HOLY FUCK! :eek:

[Poit]

Aw, that's not HBK.

[Corndad]

LOL

[Londoner]

orton?

[ClockShot]

ORTON'S FIGHTING?!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Orton vs. Batista</font>

[The Gold Standard]

I think Bats is a good heel

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the flip is going on here?

[Corndad]

the hell

[Skippord]

that will be a cripple fight

[ClockShot]

Oh, well in that case. Bye Dave.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL cop-out</font>

[Londoner]

batista mad batista...cant smash

[Anybody Thrilla]

Quote from my girlfriend:

"Would a fight between Orton and Batista be a handicap match?"

:lol:

Nice.

[Poit]

that will be a cripple fight

[Johnny Vegas]

LOVE BATS's Character

[MrMyc]

This is sad. Pre wrestlemania, for the first time i was actually into Batista. Confident heel badass was working for him. What happened?

[Londoner]

This is sad. Pre wrestlemania, for the first time i was actually into Batista. Confident heel badass was working for him. What happened?

he wants time off

[Corndad]

I would die if he would fall back in that wheelchair

[jerichoholicninja]

It's a shame. I really like this Batista right now.

[Skippord]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Gold Standard]

Bye Bye Bats

[ClockShot]

This is sad. Pre wrestlemania, for the first time i was actually into Batista. Confident heel badass was working for him. What happened?

He didn't get the movie role that was promised to him.

[RawRocks]

N NA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYEA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE NA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE NA NA NA HEY HEY GOODBYE

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hot start thus far. Let's keep on rolling.

[ClockShot]

What? Shut up, Roberts.

[Rev. Hallowell]

see you on Thursdays in 90 days, Dave.

[Corndad]

Lets Hear it for Batista lol

[Londoner]

Hot start thus far. Let's keep on rolling.

diva's match next, bet ya

[Anybody Thrilla]

Let's hear it for CLOCKSHOT!

[Anybody Thrilla]

diva's match next, bet ya

I know :(

[RGWhat316]

Ugh, Bret as the RAW GM? I might be in the minority, but I would prefer Abraham, which was reported.

[The Gold Standard]

I always hate when a Diva's match comes on

[DarKCentaur]

Ugh, Bret as the RAW GM? I might be in the minority, but I would prefer Abraham, which was reported.

You and me both. I LOVE Abe.

[The Gold Standard]

Ugh, Bret as the RAW GM? I might be in the minority, but I would prefer Abraham, which was reported.

Depending on where they go with the Drew and Long feud, I could see Washington possibly replacing Long.

[Londoner]

Bret > abraham

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like Abraham Washington too, but it's Bret the motherfucking Hitman Hart.

[Londoner]

I know :(

i was wrong :eek:

[Anybody Thrilla]

That is one ugly diva.

[Ultra Mantis]

Cole and King look extremely orange tonight.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Ugh, Bret as the RAW GM? I might be in the minority, but I would prefer Abraham, which was reported.

I think a higher percentage of fans think Maryce should be WWE Champion...

[Londoner]

oh god, they're gonna over do fatal four ways before the actual ppv?

edit: nevermind, misheard.

[The Gold Standard]

Ugh Sheamus

[Providence Peep]

Evidently, all of a sudden, after one week of winning the championship, Bret is no longer the US Champ?

[Londoner]

hmmm, i wonder who will win

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think a higher percentage of fans think Maryce should be WWE Champion...

Actually, an even HIGHER percentage thinks that it's spelled 'Maryce'.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL @ ABT

Henry actually got a pretty good reaction

[Ultra Mantis]

I'm calling Edge vs Evan Bourne for the other qualifier :shifty:

[RGWhat316]

And I thought most of these guest hosts didnt look like they cared to be there. Bret is just as bad. Agreed with Jericho's promo last week saying Bret is just a shell of his former self.

[Londoner]

MY GOD HE KICKED OUT HE KICKED OUT, BAH GAWD

[Londoner]

GOD DAMNIT

[Johnny Vegas]

Lol his right shoulder wasn't even on the mat..but in any even, Sheamus advances!

[Anybody Thrilla]

LOL @ ABT

Henry actually got a pretty good reaction

I went to a house show on Saturday, and the roof popped off for him. No idea what's going on there.

[RawRocks]

Sheamus..ugh

[The Gold Standard]

I can see Miz winning it back

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh god, do not give Truth that title.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol R-Truth vs. Miz. Not even a tournament or anything?</font>

[RawRocks]

well there is the answer to the US Title.. its vacated

[ClockShot]

Gee. Miz vs. Truth for the U.S. Title?

Would have prefered a tourney instead.

[Londoner]

gonna watch the closing mins of the hockey match during the ads, 3-2 philly, close!

[JT]

You know the last spot is going to be Edge.

[KIRA]

Looks like R-Truth will be the new US champ

[Ultra Mantis]

Looks like Miz is getting the US title back. Then he can drop it to Danielson.

[Skippord]

God I hope the Miz wins the title back or someone other than R-Truth wins it

[Skippord]

I kind of want to see the A Team

[Skippord]

Jesus Christ

[Anybody Thrilla]

Miz is the former champ. R-Truth won his match at Over the Limit. It makes sense.

[KIRA]

Dear Lovitz you haven't been funny or relevant since "The Critic'
go away.

[Anybody Thrilla]

IT STINKS

[Corndad]

Damn Maryse.

[Tb1]

I think Meatloaf's winning the United States Championship

[Corndad]

Theres alot of Canadian on the screen

[Londoner]

jericho v edge v cena, 3 heels?:shifty:

[The Fraze]

Why does Maryse have to be perfect?

[Johnny Vegas]

Bret looks like he got some hair coloring. Looks good, no homo

[MrMyc]

What exactly does he look forward to?

[Poit]

So... what happens if Cena wins the qualifying match?

[Tb1]

It doesn't have to make sense.

[Londoner]

So... what happens if Cena wins the qualifying match?

interesting point

[Londoner]

Maybe they could use one of the cena clones to make the numbers up?

[RawRocks]

maybe they could put Hornswoggle in the Fatal Four Way if Cena wins

[The Fraze]

Why the fuck do they do that?

[Londoner]

maybe they could put Hornswoggle in the Fatal Four Way if Cena wins

he's on smackdown

[Tb1]

I don't know if I like my RAW with white ropes.

Actually, I don't like it.

[RawRocks]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Gold Standard]

I never understand why Divas never make the save

[ClockShot]

Did she hit a pillow with that DDT?

[Londoner]

didn't realise the ropes were white, i guess red is too evil for pg era?

[Corndad]

Bret said if Cena wins he will decide next week who is fourth person

[Johnny Vegas]

So....Alicia and Maryse i'd sex

[The Fraze]

I hate that this shit never makes sense. They probably thought that white looked good when they fucked up and forgot to change the ropes for the first segment of the San Jose Raw on March 22.

[Corndad]

I miss the old school red white and blue ropes

[Londoner]

I would say i can understand white ropes being for ppv's, but it doesn't even look good on them.

[RawRocks]

make the ropes a mix of red and black

[Londoner]

make the ropes a mix of red and black

or just black for ppv's, that works.

[Londoner]

WHATS DOWN, YO

[Londoner]

if he gave me that mic in the crowd i'lld say whats down just to fuck it up

[ClockShot]

Miz got homefield advantage to a degree.....

[Corndad]

Please let Danielson run in to this.

[RawRocks]

R Truth: Whats Up
Miz: I'm The Miz and I'm Awesome!

[Londoner]

Please let Danielson run in to this.

Now that would be awesome, triple threat match at fatal four way, book it!

[Poit]

Please let Danielson run in to this.

I was thinking DiBiase, actually.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If the ropes SHOULD be any colors, they should be red, white, and blue. Regardless, who really gives a shit?

[Londoner]

If the ropes SHOULD be any colors, they should be red, white, and blue. Regardless, who really gives a shit?

I just don't like white, OK?

[Rev. Hallowell]

Maybe change them to red-white-red in Canada?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just don't like white, OK?

RACIST!

[mike adamle]

Sick spider suplex

[Londoner]

RACIST!

racist against ropes now eh...ok..:D

[Poit]

So, they always say that the title can't change hands with a disqualification.

What happens if a match for a vacant title ends in a disqualification?

[Anybody Thrilla]

racist against ropes now eh...ok..:D

ROPIST!

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is a good match.

[The Fraze]

if he gave me that mic in the crowd i'lld say whats down just to fuck it up

What's down? Really? You can do better than that. Say something that isn't pg. That would fuck it up more.

[The Gold Standard]

wow

[The Fraze]

So...I think I want to marry Maryse. Well, her or Rachel Roxxx.

[ClockShot]

The Lie Detector?

[RawRocks]

Whats Up?

[Londoner]

What's down? Really? You can do better than that. Say something that isn't pg. That would fuck it up more.

True, but it would have to be something i could say quickly!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now I hate this match.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>No Danielson?</font> :(

[Ultra Mantis]

Ugh-Truth

[Londoner]

Always thought miz was gonna lose that, meh.

[Londoner]

Now I hate this match.

the truth hurts

[Poit]

Bleh.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I knew Truth was gonna win, but The Lie Detector is the WORST finisher, possibly of all time. He has more impactful moves that I can buy as finishers...why use that one?

[ClockShot]

Here we go again.

[Londoner]

On the plus side maybe this means morrison wont be forgotten about either

[Skippord]

God the Lie Detector sucks

[The Fraze]

True, but it would have to be something i could say quickly!

CENA SUCKS.

haha

[KIRA]

True, but it would have to be something i could say quickly!

call:WHATS UP!

response:FUCK UP!

[The Fraze]

And dammit the stream I'm watching is on a delay so these posts are spoiling it!

[RawRocks]

.

[The Fraze]

call:WHATS UP!

response:FUCK UP!

I like it.

[Londoner]

MY GOD, ITS JOOOOOHN CENA

[Skippord]

I pretty much guarantee Cena winning tonight

[Londoner]

'first time in months you felt good'? piss off cunt

[Skippord]

hopefully I'm wrong as usual though

[ClockShot]

Batista is all black and blue and bandaged up, and in a wheelchair.

Cena's standing up, no bruises, no nothing.

That sunlight must do wonders.

[Rev. Hallowell]

Cena should never call anybody "whiter than..."

[Skippord]

I thought the Beaker thing was funny :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

And dammit the stream I'm watching is on a delay so these posts are spoiling it!

Try watching it on television, you goof.

[Londoner]

Batista is all black and blue and bandaged up, and in a wheelchair.

Cena's standing up, no bruises, no nothing.

That sunlight must do wonders.

Nah man you don't get it, cena's just tough

[Ultra Mantis]

One man "What?" chant.

[muffalufagus]

Terrible.

[Rev. Hallowell]

The Ce-Nation...
I need some C-yanide

[Aguakate]

Cena is SO READY to be a heel...

[The Fraze]

Try watching it on television, you goof.

Some of us don't have that luxury.

[Londoner]

WWE universe
Ce-nation

what next?

[The Fraze]

Cena is so unrealistic.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Some of us don't have that luxury.

Haha! The Fraze is poor! :lol:

[RawRocks]

I'd like to see someone beat the fuck out of the 5 Hour Energy fag

[muffalufagus]

Cena is SO READY to be a heel...

I think I'd actually like him if he went heel. I'm just so sick of him right now.

[Londoner]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

we want bret we want bret

[ClockShot]

Oh boy, Jon Lovitz.

What's gonna go down here?

[The Fraze]

I'd like to see someone beat the fuck out of the 5 Hour Energy fag

Tb1?

[Ultra Mantis]

I really hope Morrison isn't forced to participate in the following segment.

[The Fraze]

Haha! The Fraze is poor! :lol:

Yeah, it's kind of a bummer. I've never known what it's like to not worry about money. That conversation should not be held in the Raw thread, though.

[Londoner]

this guest host bullshit better stop after this

[Rev. Hallowell]

Why is it when someone named John shows up, I know it's time to check the baseball game?

Damn, Pirates lose 7-5...

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Didn't we already do this with Ozzy?

[Emperor Smeat]

Didn't they already do a talent show when the Osbournes hosted ?

[Londoner]

more power than bret then? CUNT

[RawRocks]

uh no you dont Lovitz

[Rev. Hallowell]

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN!

[RawRocks]

This is brutal

[MoFo]

LOL KHALI

[Poit]

Didn't they already do a talent show when the Osbournes hosted ?

Yep.

[Londoner]

KHALI WINS

[Rev. Hallowell]

I hope Tara Patrick or Jenna Jameson hosts the day they dump this PG shit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Didn't Khali say he was going back to India?

[parkmania]

Khali gives Young Frankenstein a bad name...

[Londoner]

*switches channel*

[RawRocks]

thank you Jon Lovitz

[Londoner]

did he cut her off?

[Skippord]

God I hate Raw

[Johnny Vegas]

It would be awesome if Orton came out lol

[RawRocks]

did he cut her off?

as she walks out

[Rev. Hallowell]

I wouldn't mind these skits if there was some kind of payoff.

[ClockShot]

Plant?

[Corndad]

Damn. Too bad Orton is hurt I would be so looking forward to an RKO to end this

[Anybody Thrilla]

The sound of Michael Cole laughing makes me angry.

[Skippord]

The Rockies need to never have another Monday off again

[Londoner]

The sound of Michael Cole laughing makes me angry.

king is worse

[Emperor Smeat]

... WTF

So pulling out eyeballs is PG worthy.

[Skippord]

Oh thank god

[Corndad]

Thank god for Ted. AND VIRGIL!!

[ClockShot]

VIRGIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

i switch to see dibiase, thank god

[Johnny Vegas]

Lol "he must be good, he's got a belt"

[Skippord]

The sound of Michael Cole laughing makes me angry.
The sound of Michael Cole doing anything ever makes me angry

[RawRocks]

Dibiase and Virgil

[Corndad]

Oh my god shut up Cole

[Skippord]

Why does he want an eyeball?

[Londoner]

easy money man, imagine how many eyeballs you could buy with that

[RawRocks]

Santino

[Corndad]

That tshirt cracks me up every time.

[Poit]

The sound of Michael Cole doing anything ever makes me angry

Other than getting his fucking head kicked in.

[Skippord]

Santino sucks

[Skippord]

he's not getting through DiBiase's glorious traps

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is embarrassing.

[Corndad]

Lovitz I think just became the worst host. Even worse then Busch and Logano.

[Skippord]

does anyone think that the Bella's are getting tired of having to touch old men every Monday?

[The Fraze]

The Flyers won today.

[The Fraze]

The sound of Michael Cole doing anything ever makes me angry

100% agree.

[Londoner]

The Flyers won today.

:cool:

[Savio]

what the fuck is this stupid shit they air?

[The Fraze]

what the fuck is this stupid shit they air?

It used to be Monday Night Raw. Who knows what the fuck it is now.

[Corndad]

I like the way Natalya bounces to the ring.

[ClockShot]

Regal and Kozlov.

Hmph.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Looks like they're really hurting for contenders for The Hart Dysnasty.

[RawRocks]

Natalya can bounce on me all day and all night

[The Fraze]

I'm just now at the talent show, I can't believe this shit.

[Skippord]

Well that was pointless

[Anybody Thrilla]

Skip that if you can.

[Corndad]

the hell is that lol