Bret Hart's return kinda flopped. This is how it should have been.

[J.Blinky]

'Shawn and HHH are in Montreal and they are in the ring together for their DX catchphrases and then Shawn gets to the part where he goes 'If you're now down with that we got 2 Words for Y........'Bret's music hits. Bret comes down and says that he is not down with it and gets on his knees and plays with Shawn's zipper for a bit....




Then he Low Blows Shawn and clothslines HHH, The Hart Dynasty runs down and they beat down HBK. Bret starts pulling his zipper down and the Hart Dynasty makes Shawn get on his knees and they grab his head and move Shawn towards Bret. But HHH makes the save just in time and we go off the air

Would have been way better and have had the fans tuning in.

[owenbrown]

gets on his knees and plays with Shawn's zipper for a bit? what the hell?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The fans always tune in for attempted HGA involving HBK.

[Juan]

lol

[J.Blinky]

For sure, for sure man.

[owenbrown]

lol

that's MY gimmick here on TPWW.net/Forums, Juan...lol

[Sixx]

PG Era with attempted blowjobs?

Between two guys?

[MrSpikeLee]

Would have been way better and have had the fans tuning in.

Are you gay??

Bret should have just beat the crap out of Cena

[Favre4Ever]

not gonna lie I would have marked out for this.

[Xero]

Gives a whole new meaning to Bret having a stroke...

[MrSpikeLee]

Seriously it could have worked if Bret had turned heel.. and here is how.

*Cena is in the ring, talking about Triple H, and mocking him,
when HBK comes from behind and blind sides Cena, Triple H
comes down and starts beating down Cena HBK, Nails the Sweet Chin
then HHH Nails the pedigree, suddenly Bret's music play's.. HHH and HBK
both stop and stear down at the entrance ramp while Cena is down.

Bret comes from the crowd and stears down HHH and HBK holding a
steal chair, Cena slowly get's up, then as Bret goes to slam HHH's face.

He turns round and knocks out Cena...

DX and Bret turn Heel....

Bret then tells the fans to Suck it.. and walks off with HHH and HBK

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Why did BillyBonez make a second account?

[Blue Demon]

:wtf:

[Favre4Ever]

He turns round and knocks out Cena...

DX and Bret turn Heel....

Bret then tells the fans to Suck it.. and walks off with HHH and HBK

...................

[Favre4Ever]

i feel like I couldn't write some of the shitty suggestions I see in here myself even if I tried.

[Xero]

Bret Hart debuts by lowering from the ceiling in the Blue Blazer costume and attacking Vince McMahon for killing Owen.

That wasn't so hard, F4E.

[Favre4Ever]

LOL

ok give me a minute

[Favre4Ever]

Kane chases down the impostor Kane and rips off his mask, revealing him to be Bret Hart, who chokeslams him, then drops the napkin with "I still remember" scrawled across it on his limp body.

[tjmidnight420]

Must be that time of the month again, we got some new trolls! :yes:

[PorkSoda]

Bret Hart should have returned with pyro. The electric guitar riff in his music blares and then orange fire comes up then Bret Hart comes down in an ambulance as a doctor and performs medical attention on HBK, who is standing in the middle of the ring doing a promo. Bret then says sorry and exits.

[Kane Knight]

The fans always tune in for attempted HGA involving HBK.

To be fair, I think the rabid fanboyism involving both Michaels and Hart comes down to closet homosexuality. Michaels is the better homosexual archetype, but he comes from Texas, rife with both steers and queers. Hart is less fagtastic, but he's slim pickings in the land of beaver, where all the queers look like Kurt Cobain.

Anyway, this is how it should have been:

Vince, Bret, and Shawn all kiss and make up (not literally) and then they collectively bury the remains of the dead horse.

They could have even made a PPV out of it. In current naming scheme, it could have been "WWE Presents: Burying the remains of the horse we've been beating for over a decade now."

[Savio]

i feel like I couldn't write some of the shitty suggestions I see in here myself even if I tried.
Austin returns and starts stunnering everyone. Upon completion of that task a brief case is lowered from the ceiling and austin tries to grab it only for it to be raised.

Cut backstage to Bret Hart playing with a remote control.

[tjmidnight420]

"WWE Presents: Burying the remains of the horse we've been beating for over a decade now."

That's a mouthful... :shifty:

[KIRA]

:wtf:

:wtf: indeed

[Kane Knight]

Why did BillyBonez make a second account?
He didn't. This guy has a basic understanding of the language.

[Kane Knight]

That's a mouthful... :shifty:

that's what Vince said.

[Savio]

after he spit or swallowed?

[KIRA]

PG Era with attempted blowjobs?

Between two guys?

because kids seeing a blow job between a male and female would have been far more acceptable

[Skippord]

no one's uncomfortable with the attempted mouth rape at the end?

[Kane Knight]

after he spit or swallowed?

First one, then the other.

[jskinnyg]

:y::y:Gives a whole new meaning to Bret having a stroke...

[Loose Cannon]

love it

[RKO'em]

Dese boards be crazy

[Theo Dious]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/darthteedious/horseanus.jpg