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Bret Hart's return kinda flopped. This is how it should have been.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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gets on his knees and plays with Shawn's zipper for a bit? what the hell?
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BAY BAY
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The fans always tune in for attempted HGA involving HBK.
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Doin' It Right
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lol
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For sure, for sure man.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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PG Era with attempted blowjobs?
Between two guys? |
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not gonna lie I would have marked out for this.
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Gives a whole new meaning to Bret having a stroke...
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Seriously it could have worked if Bret had turned heel.. and here is how.
*Cena is in the ring, talking about Triple H, and mocking him, when HBK comes from behind and blind sides Cena, Triple H comes down and starts beating down Cena HBK, Nails the Sweet Chin then HHH Nails the pedigree, suddenly Bret's music play's.. HHH and HBK both stop and stear down at the entrance ramp while Cena is down. Bret comes from the crowd and stears down HHH and HBK holding a steal chair, Cena slowly get's up, then as Bret goes to slam HHH's face. He turns round and knocks out Cena... DX and Bret turn Heel.... Bret then tells the fans to Suck it.. and walks off with HHH and HBK |
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Why did BillyBonez make a second account?
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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i feel like I couldn't write some of the shitty suggestions I see in here myself even if I tried.
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Bret Hart debuts by lowering from the ceiling in the Blue Blazer costume and attacking Vince McMahon for killing Owen.
That wasn't so hard, F4E. |
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LOL
ok give me a minute |
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Kane chases down the impostor Kane and rips off his mask, revealing him to be Bret Hart, who chokeslams him, then drops the napkin with "I still remember" scrawled across it on his limp body.
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Mr. Nice Guy
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Must be that time of the month again, we got some new trolls!
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Bret Hart should have returned with pyro. The electric guitar riff in his music blares and then orange fire comes up then Bret Hart comes down in an ambulance as a doctor and performs medical attention on HBK, who is standing in the middle of the ring doing a promo. Bret then says sorry and exits.
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To be fair, I think the rabid fanboyism involving both Michaels and Hart comes down to closet homosexuality. Michaels is the better homosexual archetype, but he comes from Texas, rife with both steers and queers. Hart is less fagtastic, but he's slim pickings in the land of beaver, where all the queers look like Kurt Cobain.
Anyway, this is how it should have been: Vince, Bret, and Shawn all kiss and make up (not literally) and then they collectively bury the remains of the dead horse. They could have even made a PPV out of it. In current naming scheme, it could have been "WWE Presents: Burying the remains of the horse we've been beating for over a decade now." |
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Cut backstage to Bret Hart playing with a remote control. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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after he spit or swallowed?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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no one's uncomfortable with the attempted mouth rape at the end?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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I'm all there is
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love it
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Dese boards be crazy
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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