You Know You're A Jobber When...

[Providence Peep]

*Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag team partner
*You cut a promo about not being used properly, then Kane comes out and chokeslams you
*You were trained by Al Snow
*You don't get a televised entrance, but your opponent does
*Your only TV time is in a Battle Royal
*Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment
*The closest thing you've gotten to decent booking is JR mentioning you on his blog
*Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at WrestleMania

Add your own...

[nrt4]

*You lose a match to or participate in a sketch with Santino Marella

[Juan]

*You don't have an avatar

[BollywoodSingh]

You wear a Raw/Smackdown t-shirt on TV because you don't have your own merchandise.

[Lock Jaw]

*Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment

I guess Cena, Orton, Edge, and Sheamus are all jobbers.

[The Pope]

*You make a thread called "You know you're a jobber when..."

[Supreme Olajuwon]

*YOUR THREAD GETS CLOSED*

[Supreme Olajuwon]

nah j/k bros

[jskinnyg]

Ummm.. You're KANE...

And honorable mention goes too... FAT HARDY!!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

They make up an excuse to fire you like "choking a guy with a tie"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Narississississcus says you're an internet sensation

[Nark Order]

Why can't I ever get away with one snide comment, you fucking cock? :mad:

[Rev. Hallowell]

You hear your theme music on a basketball highlights video.

[Vastardikai]

You get Triple Quote'd by the 'Kai more than once.

[Vastardikai]

You come in off the hot tag, run into your opponent's finisher, and then get pinned. (see the You-tube thread for an example)

[DAMN iNATOR]

*Hornswoggle defeats you in matches week-after-week.

[Rammsteinmad]

You're not WWE born and bred.

[Gertner]

Your brother is Carlito.

[Tazz Dan]

kinda like Tazz Dan and RSG's wedding nuptials

[Tazz Dan]

WTF? Was meant to quote the 'Kai. Stoopid phone posting. :'(

[The Pope]

You weigh less than 210 lbs

[The Jayman]

A "Google" search for you comes up empty

[Rollermacka]

*You have been repackaged multiple times into gimmicks each one worse than the last (for examples please see Virgil or the Brooklyn Brawler)

[TheZman]

Instead of a world title run, you get put into a feud with Matt Hardy........and lose

[Innovator]

You spend more time twittering than on a treadmill

[The Pope]

"Twitter Version One-ah"

[TheZman]

You hire the APA to beat up your opponent before a handicap match, and get crushed the second they leave.

[CSL]

*you jobbed to The Z Man.

[The Pope]

*When nobody cares when you're getting destroyed by Kane or any other monster.

[tjmidnight420]

All this time I've been waiting for someone to say "When Christian beats you." and nobody has..
:shifty:

[Innovator]

When you feud with a midget...and lose

[CSL]

*you're the UK job guy on the UK tapings

[Ermaximus]

*Your name is Tyler Reks.

[thedamndest]

*Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag team partner
*You cut a promo about not being used properly, then Kane comes out and chokeslams you
*You were trained by Al Snow
*You don't get a televised entrance, but your opponent does
*Your only TV time is in a Battle Royal
*Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment
*The closest thing you've gotten to decent booking is JR mentioning you on his blog
*Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at WrestleMania

Add your own...

The first one is untrue.

[The Mackem]

Narc votes for you in TPWW's Better Wrestler series which Supreme is criminally neglecting at the moment.

[teamXtremist]

your own female valet kicks your ass

[jskinnyg]

*You lose a match to or participate in a sketch with Santino Marella

Stupid... That's when you've MADE IT! SANTINO for President!

[jskinnyg]

*Your name is Tyler Reks.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Savio]

*You wear the PPV shirt

[XCaliber]

When you don't even have a titantron.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

you are standing in the ring and hear these words - Can You Dig It Sucka!?! or Natalya's Laugh

[RiX1024]

When another jobber is your tag partner.
When your matches last under 3 minutes.
When you don't have an entrance theme/titantron video.
Your only matches are dark match/battle royal/lumberjack (as the lumberjack).
When they give you a random name from a name generator.
Your given a naff gimmick.
When your match gets interrupted by a big name and they hit their finisher on you.
When you get zero reaction from the crowd - ouch!
When you only work twice a month.

[TheZman]

*You're the person that other wrestlers debut against

[Ermaximus]

The first one is untrue.

Agreed. Jericho once teamed with Scotty in the main event on Raw. They went over Regal and Tajiri.

[MoFo]

....You are under the 'Suicide' costume

[thedamndest]

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Look at the amazing power of Albert. Not to mention his dancing with Mr. McMahon.

[Innovator]

You get chased out of a building by Santino

[Kane Knight]

You're black.

[The Jayman]

you're wwe.com superstars profile page has 1 sentence under bio

[CSL]

Agreed. Jericho once teamed with Scotty in the main event on Raw. They went over Regal and Tajiri.

None of them are true really since doing everything listed in the first post is still more successful than 99% of wrestlers on the planet. But that's not playing along with the thread.

[CSL]

*you were moved to ECW in the supplemental draft

[The Jayman]

You get chased out of a building by Santino

at a house show

[tjmidnight420]

at a house show

In Kentucky.

[Kane Knight]

None of them are true really since doing everything listed in the first post is still more successful than 99% of wrestlers on the planet. But that's not playing along with the thread.

You should be nicer to the autistic community.

[TheZman]

*you're the boogeyman

[Volare]

You get theme music already used in a past segment or by a failed 80's tag team.

[Ermaximus]

You come to the WWE from TNA.

[The Jayman]

You go to TNA from WWE.

[Rev. Hallowell]

When they give you a random name from a name generator.


Hey, Jack Often is MONEY!

[Mooияakeя™]

You're in dark matches or house shows only.

[Kane Knight]

You're beloved by the IWC.

[Kane Knight]

Now, for the dozen folks who will no doubt offer exceptions proving that the IWC backs the right horses....

[Ultra Mantis]

you lose all of your matches. :shifty:

[tjmidnight420]

you lose all of your matches.

On Superstars/ Heat/ Velocity/ Whatever the jobber show is these days.

[The Jayman]

your NXT pro is a jobber

[tjmidnight420]

*TNA sends you to an IWC forum to do some promotional work instead of letting you in the ring. :shifty:

[BigDaddyCool]

*When noid write a novel detailling how you should win the WWE title.

[Sycophant]

When you are paired randomly with a tag partner that you have absolutely no prior history with (ala Regal and Kozlov)

When the ring announcer introduces you and puts more emphasis on where you are from than your name to get a pop from the locals

When your opponent is Steve Blackman

Your gimmick is Sub-zero without the ability to shoot ice from your hands...Glacier

When your match with John Cena has a clean ending...because ANYONE will lose in that situation.

[XCaliber]

If you're WM opponent happens to be Undertaker, Cena, Triple H, or Hulk Hogan

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, Maineventing wrestlemanina is really jobbing you dumb fuck.

[Ermaximus]

You're of Japanese decent in the WWE.

See: Tajiri, Jimmy Wang Yang, Funaki, Taka after the LHC run, and now Yoshi Tatsu.

[Kane Knight]

It's been three weeks since your no compete clause expired and you still haven't heard from TNA.

[BigDaddyCool]

It has been three weeks since you signed your WWE contract and you haven't even debuted in FCW.

[Gertner]

Your name is Jobby Jobberson.

[thedamndest]

You tizalk like thizis.

[Kane Knight]

WWE doesn't even bother with a no-compete clause.

[Kane Knight]

Even the cruiserweights refuse to job to you.

[XCaliber]

Yeah, Maineventing wrestlemanina is really jobbing you dumb fuck.

You so totally missed the point you fucking moron.

[BigDaddyCool]

No, you did you asshole. Doing the job and being a jobber are different you fuckwit. Now if you were trying to be a fuckwit, congrats on sucking.

[Kane Knight]

Your previous credits include "John Cena #35" or "Paul Heyman's Security Guard."

[BigDaddyCool]

You know you are a jobber when you do this:

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[XCaliber]

When your post count in one day is greater or equal to what most have in a decade oh wait that should have gone in the you know when you don't have a life thread.

[BigDaddyCool]

I have been here a decade.

[The Pope]

XCaliber
http://lambkill.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/normal_uncle-sam-stfu.jpg

[XCaliber]

I have been here a decade.
lmao

XCaliber
http://lambkill.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/normal_uncle-sam-stfu.jpg

See now that is just a vintage jobber using old crap right there.

[tjmidnight420]

....When you bitch to management that mid carders are holding you down...

[Kane Knight]

When you lose creative control to Shark Boy.

[Kane Knight]

The announcers actually forget your name. Well, announcers other than JR.
Your name is misspelled in your titantron.
Your biggest move is "The Wristlock."
Scotty 2 hotty actually landed the Worm on you.

[Perry Saturn]

When your match is shorter than Trish Stratus and Jackie Gayda

[XCaliber]

You carry a prop to the ring.

[voncouch]

*When the Raw guest host doesn't show up for crappy comedy segments, you get the night off

[Schlomey]

If your name is William Regal

[Providence Peep]

*When the Raw guest host doesn't show up for crappy comedy segments, you get the night off

Bella Twins? Hornswoggle? Am I forgetting anyone?

[JoeCool]

Bella Twins? Hornswoggle? Am I forgetting anyone?

Santino Marella, Chavo Guerrero.