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You Know You're A Jobber When...
*Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag team partner
*You cut a promo about not being used properly, then Kane comes out and chokeslams you *You were trained by Al Snow *You don't get a televised entrance, but your opponent does *Your only TV time is in a Battle Royal *Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment *The closest thing you've gotten to decent booking is JR mentioning you on his blog *Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at WrestleMania Add your own... |
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Junior Member
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*You lose a match to or participate in a sketch with Santino Marella
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Doin' It Right
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*You don't have an avatar
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You wear a Raw/Smackdown t-shirt on TV because you don't have your own merchandise.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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*You make a thread called "You know you're a jobber when..."
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You know that’s right
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*YOUR THREAD GETS CLOSED*
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You know that’s right
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nah j/k bros
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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Ummm.. You're KANE...
And honorable mention goes too... FAT HARDY!!!!!!!! |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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They make up an excuse to fire you like "choking a guy with a tie"
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You know that’s right
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Narississississcus says you're an internet sensation
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Why can't I ever get away with one snide comment, you fucking cock?
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Steelers Homer
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You hear your theme music on a basketball highlights video.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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You get Triple Quote'd by the 'Kai more than once.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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You come in off the hot tag, run into your opponent's finisher, and then get pinned. (see the You-tube thread for an example)
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RIP SABU
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*Hornswoggle defeats you in matches week-after-week.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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You're not WWE born and bred.
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Guest
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Your brother is Carlito.
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Y2KoTF
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Quote:
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Y2KoTF
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WTF? Was meant to quote the 'Kai. Stoopid phone posting.
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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You weigh less than 210 lbs
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Southern Hospitality
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A "Google" search for you comes up empty
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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*You have been repackaged multiple times into gimmicks each one worse than the last (for examples please see Virgil or the Brooklyn Brawler)
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Battle Chamber!!!!!
Posts: 171
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Instead of a world title run, you get put into a feud with Matt Hardy........and lose
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Inno Knows.
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You spend more time twittering than on a treadmill
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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"Twitter Version One-ah"
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Battle Chamber!!!!!
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You hire the APA to beat up your opponent before a handicap match, and get crushed the second they leave.
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Over Like Rover
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*you jobbed to The Z Man.
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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*When nobody cares when you're getting destroyed by Kane or any other monster.
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Mr. Nice Guy
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All this time I've been waiting for someone to say "When Christian beats you." and nobody has..
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Inno Knows.
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When you feud with a midget...and lose
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Over Like Rover
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*you're the UK job guy on the UK tapings
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It's High Noon!
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*Your name is Tyler Reks.
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A Property of Matter
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Narc votes for you in TPWW's Better Wrestler series which Supreme is criminally neglecting at the moment.
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OH u Like IT
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your own female valet kicks your ass
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
Posts: 1,715
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Spammy Certified
Posts: 46,132
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*You wear the PPV shirt
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Posts: 3,743
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When you don't even have a titantron.
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