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#1 |
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You Know You're A Jobber When...
*Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag team partner
*You cut a promo about not being used properly, then Kane comes out and chokeslams you *You were trained by Al Snow *You don't get a televised entrance, but your opponent does *Your only TV time is in a Battle Royal *Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment *The closest thing you've gotten to decent booking is JR mentioning you on his blog *Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at WrestleMania Add your own... |
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#2 |
Junior Member
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*You lose a match to or participate in a sketch with Santino Marella
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#3 |
Doin' It Right
Posts: 35,460
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*You don't have an avatar
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#4 |
Posts: 648
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You wear a Raw/Smackdown t-shirt on TV because you don't have your own merchandise.
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#5 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
Posts: 88,601
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#6 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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*You make a thread called "You know you're a jobber when..."
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#7 |
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,754
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*YOUR THREAD GETS CLOSED*
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#8 |
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,754
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nah j/k bros
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#9 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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Ummm.. You're KANE...
And honorable mention goes too... FAT HARDY!!!!!!!! |
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#10 |
Soundly Defeated Wadding
Posts: 40,590
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They make up an excuse to fire you like "choking a guy with a tie"
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#11 |
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,754
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Narississississcus says you're an internet sensation
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Why can't I ever get away with one snide comment, you fucking cock?
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#13 |
Steelers Homer
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You hear your theme music on a basketball highlights video.
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#14 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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You get Triple Quote'd by the 'Kai more than once.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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You come in off the hot tag, run into your opponent's finisher, and then get pinned. (see the You-tube thread for an example)
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RIP SABU
Posts: 35,534
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*Hornswoggle defeats you in matches week-after-week.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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You're not WWE born and bred.
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#18 |
Guest
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Your brother is Carlito.
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Y2KoTF
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Quote:
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#20 |
Y2KoTF
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WTF? Was meant to quote the 'Kai. Stoopid phone posting.
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#21 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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You weigh less than 210 lbs
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#22 |
Southern Hospitality
Posts: 9,437
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A "Google" search for you comes up empty
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#23 |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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*You have been repackaged multiple times into gimmicks each one worse than the last (for examples please see Virgil or the Brooklyn Brawler)
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#24 |
Battle Chamber!!!!!
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Instead of a world title run, you get put into a feud with Matt Hardy........and lose
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Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
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You spend more time twittering than on a treadmill
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#26 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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"Twitter Version One-ah"
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#27 |
Battle Chamber!!!!!
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You hire the APA to beat up your opponent before a handicap match, and get crushed the second they leave.
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#28 |
Over Like Rover
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*you jobbed to The Z Man.
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#29 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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*When nobody cares when you're getting destroyed by Kane or any other monster.
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#30 |
Mr. Nice Guy
Posts: 1,647
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All this time I've been waiting for someone to say "When Christian beats you." and nobody has..
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#31 |
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
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When you feud with a midget...and lose
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#32 |
Over Like Rover
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*you're the UK job guy on the UK tapings
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#33 |
It's High Noon!
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*Your name is Tyler Reks.
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A Property of Matter
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#35 |
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Narc votes for you in TPWW's Better Wrestler series which Supreme is criminally neglecting at the moment.
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#36 |
OH u Like IT
Posts: 4,602
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your own female valet kicks your ass
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#37 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
Posts: 1,715
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#38 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
Posts: 1,715
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#39 |
Spammy Certified
Posts: 46,111
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*You wear the PPV shirt
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#40 |
Posts: 3,743
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When you don't even have a titantron.
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