You Know You're A Jobber When...
 

*Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag team partner
*You cut a promo about not being used properly, then Kane comes out and chokeslams you
*You were trained by Al Snow
*You don't get a televised entrance, but your opponent does
*Your only TV time is in a Battle Royal
*Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment
*The closest thing you've gotten to decent booking is JR mentioning you on his blog
*Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at WrestleMania

Add your own...

*You lose a match to or participate in a sketch with Santino Marella

*You don't have an avatar

You wear a Raw/Smackdown t-shirt on TV because you don't have your own merchandise.

I guess Cena, Orton, Edge, and Sheamus are all jobbers.

*You make a thread called "You know you're a jobber when..."

*YOUR THREAD GETS CLOSED*

nah j/k bros

Ummm.. You're KANE...

And honorable mention goes too... FAT HARDY!!!!!!!!

They make up an excuse to fire you like "choking a guy with a tie"

Narississississcus says you're an internet sensation

Why can't I ever get away with one snide comment, you fucking cock? :mad:

You hear your theme music on a basketball highlights video.

You get Triple Quote'd by the 'Kai more than once.

You come in off the hot tag, run into your opponent's finisher, and then get pinned. (see the You-tube thread for an example)

*Hornswoggle defeats you in matches week-after-week.

You're not WWE born and bred.

Your brother is Carlito.

WTF? Was meant to quote the 'Kai. Stoopid phone posting. :'(

You weigh less than 210 lbs

A "Google" search for you comes up empty

*You have been repackaged multiple times into gimmicks each one worse than the last (for examples please see Virgil or the Brooklyn Brawler)

Instead of a world title run, you get put into a feud with Matt Hardy........and lose

You spend more time twittering than on a treadmill

"Twitter Version One-ah"

You hire the APA to beat up your opponent before a handicap match, and get crushed the second they leave.

*When nobody cares when you're getting destroyed by Kane or any other monster.

All this time I've been waiting for someone to say "When Christian beats you." and nobody has..
:shifty:

When you feud with a midget...and lose

The first one is untrue.

Narc votes for you in TPWW's Better Wrestler series which Supreme is criminally neglecting at the moment.

your own female valet kicks your ass

Stupid... That's when you've MADE IT! SANTINO for President!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

*You wear the PPV shirt

When you don't even have a titantron.