Could Cena grow a beard?

[Swiss Ultimate]

And would it change everything in professional wrestling?

[Xero]

He can't, that's why he's such a great spokesman for Gillette. It never grows so he always has a clean, shaven look.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Fake beard?

[Xero]

Only if it's made out of Mike Knox's beard.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I want to believe that Cena could grow a beard.

[Xero]

I want to believe he could sell a DDT on concrete.

[Lock Jaw]

Mirror Universe Cena.

[Droford]

One of the Cena clones could probably have a beard through a mutation.

[VSG]

If Darren Young couldn't have a beard then how can Cena?

[Swiss Ultimate]

I want to believe he could sell a DDT on concrete.

Let's be reasonable here.

[Rollermacka]

Could Cena grow a beard?

He probibly can grow scraggly facial hair (like a 12 year old boy). I think that he should grow a scraggly beard... and a mullet. :y:

[bigslimjj]

If all of his fans are too young to grow beards,then why should he? There's no money for Cena in beard growing. There's a lot of money in arm bands and goofy purple t's.

[Th3R0CKSays]

I think this is all part of the master plan. Cena will have a beard pretty soon.. You all will see. He's gonna show up to a PPV wearing a Nexus Shirt, and sporting a hair club for men enhanced beard, and will forever be known as Hollywood Cena.

[Slow]

I don't think he should, as he'd look like a peado, and that won't do any good for his reputation. Seriously...

[Th3R0CKSays]

I don't think he should, as he'd look like a peado, and that won't do any good for his reputation. Seriously...

Maybe WWE will have Chris Hansen guest host Raw and work Cena into a peado angle with him.

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac267/MikeRoseJr/chris_hansen.jpg

[Slow]

Heh, I've always though WWE was lacking a Chris Hansen/Cena/Hornswoggle storyline

[Xero]

If all of his fans are too young to grow beards,then why should he? There's no money for Cena in beard growing. There's a lot of money in arm bands and goofy purple t's.

But if it were a fake beard which he changed out for a new color every few months and they sold it as the Cenation Beard, it would make money.

[Mooияakeя™]

http://www.j-cena.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/102127972.jpg

[Swiss Ultimate]

I bet Cena has a pube-fro

[djoutcry]

I think this is all part of the master plan. Cena will have a beard pretty soon.. You all will see. He's gonna show up to a PPV wearing a Nexus Shirt, and sporting a hair club for men enhanced beard, and will forever be known as Hollywood Cena.

LOL funniest thing I've read so far on this site.

[Droford]

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8271/runcenarun.jpg

[Schlomey]

Xero time to photoshop Mike Knox' beard on Johnny.

[Lock Jaw]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071226162355AAXNBSD

[Th3R0CKSays]

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac267/MikeRoseJr/NexusCena.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Looks like Kurrgan.

[bigslimjj]

But if it were a fake beard which he changed out for a new color every few months and they sold it as the Cenation Beard, it would make money.
Cena as Bluebeard...literally.:D

[Gerard]

If he did grow one, i wonder if it would eventually job to a razor, or go into superbeard mode and snap the blades.

[Providence Peep]

If Cena grew a beard, it might be tough to see him

[DAMN iNATOR]

John "Porno 'Stache" Cena

[Swiss Ultimate]

LOL funniest thing I've read so far on this site.

Just start reading my posts.

[BizarroKing]

Grow a goatee and become evil Cena.

Or better yet, grow his hair out into a horseshoe shape and become the new "Horshu!"

[Funky Fly]

He can probably grow a massive beard with all the roids he's on. I'm on a low dose of a mild steroid for a muscle disorder and I went from peach fuzz to epic beard man a week into it.

[rated rjo]

He could cut off one of his purple armbands and use it as a 'stash.

[Droford]

He should have a permanent milk mustache, so he can be a hero to all the kiddies to drink their milk so they can grow up and defy the odds and no-sell getting their ass kicked when they grow up.

[jskinnyg]

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/ac267/MikeRoseJr/NexusCena.jpg

:nono::nono:

That is wrong... But I love it!

[DaVe]

He can probably grow a massive beard with all the roids he's on. I'm on a low dose of a mild steroid for a muscle disorder and I went from peach fuzz to epic beard man a week into it.

lol serious?

[St. Jimmy]

He already has one...
http://www.wrestlingsuperstars.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/joh-cena-and-the-liz.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

LOL funniest thing I've read so far on this site.

Just start reading my posts.

Yeah do that, and it will still be the funniest thing you read. ;)

[Tazz Dan]

He already has one...
http://www.wrestlingsuperstars.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/joh-cena-and-the-liz.jpg

For her sake I hope he's not like Superman in bed. You know, faster than a speeding bullett.... :shifty:

[Troelar]

For her sake I hope he's not like Superman in bed. You know, faster than a speeding bullett.... :shifty:

Don't worry. He can just no sell his orgasm, and get right back up to finish her off!

[Swiss Ultimate]

He can probably grow a massive beard with all the roids he's on. I'm on a low dose of a mild steroid for a muscle disorder and I went from peach fuzz to epic beard man a week into it.

Scott Steiner also has a muscle disorder.

[Funky Fly]

Yeah, you should see the way his pecs have dissolved.

[Fignuts]

2 pages? Really?

[Swiss Ultimate]

2 pages? Really?

I'm always surprised when my threads take off like this too.