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Could Cena grow a beard?
And would it change everything in professional wrestling?
It's time to make TPWW MEAT again! Quote:
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He's Here
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He can't, that's why he's such a great spokesman for Gillette. It never grows so he always has a clean, shaven look.
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Fake beard?
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Only if it's made out of Mike Knox's beard.
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I want to believe that Cena could grow a beard.
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I want to believe he could sell a DDT on concrete.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Mirror Universe Cena.
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One of the Cena clones could probably have a beard through a mutation.
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Hazardous to Your Health
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If Darren Young couldn't have a beard then how can Cena?
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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If all of his fans are too young to grow beards,then why should he? There's no money for Cena in beard growing. There's a lot of money in arm bands and goofy purple t's.
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~Stay thirsty my friends~
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I think this is all part of the master plan. Cena will have a beard pretty soon.. You all will see. He's gonna show up to a PPV wearing a Nexus Shirt, and sporting a hair club for men enhanced beard, and will forever be known as Hollywood Cena.
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I don't think he should, as he'd look like a peado, and that won't do any good for his reputation. Seriously...
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~Stay thirsty my friends~
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The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
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Heh, I've always though WWE was lacking a Chris Hansen/Cena/Hornswoggle storyline
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But if it were a fake beard which he changed out for a new color every few months and they sold it as the Cenation Beard, it would make money.
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I bet Cena has a pube-fro
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doesn't care about Big E.
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LOL funniest thing I've read so far on this site.
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Xero time to photoshop Mike Knox' beard on Johnny.
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~Stay thirsty my friends~
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Looks like Kurrgan.
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THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!!
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If he did grow one, i wonder if it would eventually job to a razor, or go into superbeard mode and snap the blades.
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If Cena grew a beard, it might be tough to see him
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RIP SABU
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John "Porno 'Stache" Cena
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I'm Brllnt!
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Grow a goatee and become evil Cena.
Or better yet, grow his hair out into a horseshoe shape and become the new "Horshu!" |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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He can probably grow a massive beard with all the roids he's on. I'm on a low dose of a mild steroid for a muscle disorder and I went from peach fuzz to epic beard man a week into it.
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He could cut off one of his purple armbands and use it as a 'stash.
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He should have a permanent milk mustache, so he can be a hero to all the kiddies to drink their milk so they can grow up and defy the odds and no-sell getting their ass kicked when they grow up.
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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yeah nah good mate
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He already has one...
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