Could Cena grow a beard?
 

And would it change everything in professional wrestling?

He can't, that's why he's such a great spokesman for Gillette. It never grows so he always has a clean, shaven look.

Fake beard?

Only if it's made out of Mike Knox's beard.

I want to believe that Cena could grow a beard.

I want to believe he could sell a DDT on concrete.

Mirror Universe Cena.

One of the Cena clones could probably have a beard through a mutation.

If Darren Young couldn't have a beard then how can Cena?

Let's be reasonable here.

He probibly can grow scraggly facial hair (like a 12 year old boy). I think that he should grow a scraggly beard... and a mullet. :y:

If all of his fans are too young to grow beards,then why should he? There's no money for Cena in beard growing. There's a lot of money in arm bands and goofy purple t's.

I think this is all part of the master plan. Cena will have a beard pretty soon.. You all will see. He's gonna show up to a PPV wearing a Nexus Shirt, and sporting a hair club for men enhanced beard, and will forever be known as Hollywood Cena.

I don't think he should, as he'd look like a peado, and that won't do any good for his reputation. Seriously...

Maybe WWE will have Chris Hansen guest host Raw and work Cena into a peado angle with him.

http://i906.photobucket.com/albums/a...ris_hansen.jpg

Heh, I've always though WWE was lacking a Chris Hansen/Cena/Hornswoggle storyline

But if it were a fake beard which he changed out for a new color every few months and they sold it as the Cenation Beard, it would make money.

I bet Cena has a pube-fro

LOL funniest thing I've read so far on this site.

Xero time to photoshop Mike Knox' beard on Johnny.

Looks like Kurrgan.

Cena as Bluebeard...literally.:D

If he did grow one, i wonder if it would eventually job to a razor, or go into superbeard mode and snap the blades.

If Cena grew a beard, it might be tough to see him

John "Porno 'Stache" Cena

Just start reading my posts.

Grow a goatee and become evil Cena.

Or better yet, grow his hair out into a horseshoe shape and become the new "Horshu!"

He can probably grow a massive beard with all the roids he's on. I'm on a low dose of a mild steroid for a muscle disorder and I went from peach fuzz to epic beard man a week into it.

He could cut off one of his purple armbands and use it as a 'stash.

He should have a permanent milk mustache, so he can be a hero to all the kiddies to drink their milk so they can grow up and defy the odds and no-sell getting their ass kicked when they grow up.

:nono::nono:

That is wrong... But I love it!

lol serious?

He already has one...
http://www.wrestlingsuperstars.org/w...nd-the-liz.jpg

Yeah do that, and it will still be the funniest thing you read. ;)

For her sake I hope he's not like Superman in bed. You know, faster than a speeding bullett.... :shifty:

Don't worry. He can just no sell his orgasm, and get right back up to finish her off!