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Swiss Ultimate
09-16-2010, 10:57 AM
My top 5

5. Matt Hardy
4. Jeff Hardy
3. Big Show
2. Mark Henry
1. Samoa Joe

Swiss Ultimate
09-16-2010, 11:04 AM
Salads ALL AROUND, BITCHES!

MoFo
09-16-2010, 11:07 AM
Scott Hall
Jeff Hardy
Bubba Ray
Matt Hardy
Big Show

Swiss Ultimate
09-16-2010, 11:10 AM
ooh, some ones I had forgotten about.

Still, Bubba's gimmick is being a fat degenerate.

The Pope
09-16-2010, 11:26 AM
Samoa Joe

Ultra Mantis
09-16-2010, 11:28 AM
1. Samoa Joe
2. Carlito
3. William Regal
4. Husky Harris
5. Mike Knox

Razzamajazz
09-16-2010, 11:32 AM
any given 5 on most indy shows

My Final Heaven
09-16-2010, 11:40 AM
http://members.shaw.ca/wrestling-brent/AbdullahTheButcher.jpg

Abby made up for it in how effin' Hardcore he was tho.

EDWARD
09-16-2010, 11:43 AM
1. Samoa Joe
2. Big Show
3. Matt Hardy
4. Mark Henry
5. Awesome Kong

bigslimjj
09-16-2010, 11:43 AM
most of ev 2.0, Sloppy joe,Husky Rotund-o,foley,and The hardee's boys.

Hanso Amore
09-16-2010, 11:58 AM
Dylan

Dylan

Dylan

VSG
09-16-2010, 12:04 PM
Oh look. A bunch of out of shape internet mongers talking about a bunch of out of shape wrestlers.

Ol Dirty Dastard
09-16-2010, 12:16 PM
Oh look. A bunch of out of shape internet mongers talking about a bunch of out of shape wrestlers.

Also I have a hard time calling Mark Henry out of shape, considering he could lift a bus, but that's just me.

Ruien
09-16-2010, 12:20 PM
Oh look. A bunch of out of shape internet mongers talking about a bunch of out of shape wrestlers.

I am personally in better shape than all the wrestlers mentioned. Although I think Somoa Joe has genetics that make him fat.

Wishbone
09-16-2010, 12:31 PM
surprised no one's mentioned Big Daddy V/Visera

Tanawesome
09-16-2010, 12:45 PM
I'm surpirsed no on has said D-Von! He was jacked when he was in WWE. Not so much now.

Swiss Ultimate
09-16-2010, 12:55 PM
Oh look. A bunch of out of shape internet mongers talking about a bunch of out of shape wrestlers.

I'm on my way back to peak physical condition, thank you very much.

The Jayman
09-16-2010, 01:06 PM
is age a consideration?

Swiss Ultimate
09-16-2010, 01:09 PM
For me I would say that the only consideration I make is whether or not they are an active wrestler on a major roster. Matt should not be fat. Neither should Jeff. Samoa Joe should not be AS fat.

Joe Kerr
09-16-2010, 01:41 PM
Rowdy piper....and pretty much any other 80's early 90's wrestler that still get contracts

jskinnyg
09-16-2010, 01:53 PM
Going with the, Needs to be on a major roster theme, and not the old 80/90's stars still on the scene theme, I would say...

Fat Hardy, Bubba Ray, Jeff Hardy, Sloppy Joe & Mick Foley...

Consolation Prize goes to Vickie Guerrero cause she's just gross... Sorry Eddie...

KIRA
09-16-2010, 01:54 PM
Mark Henry

Calling a man who can tear a padlock off a door and drag a hummer out of shape

hhhmmm

Innovator
09-16-2010, 02:13 PM
Rowdy piper....and pretty much any other 80's early 90's wrestler that still get contracts
Roddy beat cancer. If he wants to have a gut he can.

Destro 2.0
09-16-2010, 02:32 PM
The Necro Butcher

blake639raw
09-16-2010, 02:34 PM
Can't believe nobody's mentioned Tomko yet.

BizarroKing
09-16-2010, 02:37 PM
5-Edge
4-Scott Hall
3-Fatt Hardy
2-Jeff Hardy
1-Tomko

MoFo
09-16-2010, 02:39 PM
Mickie James

Destro 2.0
09-16-2010, 04:35 PM
Yokozuna

Umaga

Lock Jaw
09-16-2010, 04:47 PM
I guess they would be out of shape.

CSL
09-16-2010, 04:55 PM
Anybody that mentioned Mark Henry can fuck right off.

Destro 2.0
09-16-2010, 05:01 PM
I also barely consider Jeff Hardy out of shape.

BollywoodSingh
09-16-2010, 05:13 PM
I think there's a difference between being out of shape and being fat. Samoa Joe is fat, but I wouldn't say he's out of shape. I mean, he can still put on really long matches and his endurance is better than most wrestlers that have chiseled bodies.

Destro 2.0
09-16-2010, 05:16 PM
I think there's a difference between being out of shape and being fat. Samoa Joe is fat, but I wouldn't say he's out of shape. I mean, he can still put on really long matches and his endurance is better than most wrestlers that have chiseled bodies.

Honestly I just think Jeff is off the drugs and like most addicts when they get Clean they gain a fuck load of weight.

Like for instance VInce Neil of Motley Crue used drugs all through the 80's and look at him now.

CWK
09-16-2010, 06:56 PM
Samoa Joe is not out of shape IMO, sure he does not have a muscular physique by any means, but he can move pretty fast, and he does jumping kicks and shit like that. I wouldn't call him out of shape all around. He is certainly in ring shape.

DaVe
09-17-2010, 02:58 AM
Anybody that mentioned Mark Henry can fuck right off.

:y:

just shows how ignorant people are about health and the body.

Vastardikai
09-17-2010, 04:01 AM
Out of Shape wrestlers.... I'll have to go all time.

5. Tommy Rich circa now. (it's sad. He is in about as rough shape as Flair is, if not rougher)
4. Big Vis
3. Chris Chance (one bump and "I'm blown up! I need a picnic table.")
2. Haystack Calhoun
1. Yoko (RIP)

I consider those folks "Out of Shape." Harley Race never had the body of a god, but I would be damned if I would have EVER called him Out of Shape. Same with Terry Gordy and a lot of the "fat" wrestlers.

Swiss Ultimate
09-17-2010, 11:47 AM
Samoa Joe is not out of shape IMO, sure he does not have a muscular physique by any means, but he can move pretty fast, and he does jumping kicks and shit like that. I wouldn't call him out of shape all around. He is certainly in ring shape.

He wasn't this fat 6 years ago.

And back to Mark Henry...all of his stunts these days are fake as hell and the man sweats just getting in the ring.

VSG
09-17-2010, 12:01 PM
Oh look. My post got quoted thrice with 1-2 in my favour.