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Stealth-Icon
11-04-2010, 11:39 PM
Yeah, Three 6 Mafia!
Say what? Three 6 Mafia! It's going down.
Y'all know what time it is.
We ain't playing with you.
In the club, in the street.
Y'all know what time it is?
Get ready for it!
Step up ready.
Yessir!
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
I never need bod, how could I be scared of a man?
I walk through this land like I run this land.
Never can you imagine the pain that I bring.
If I said I'm a do it in the streets it's the saying.
It's the K I N G in here.
Wildest man in the world and I have no fear.
I'm the mean in the mean, the nightmare dream.
The root of all evil, the weak fear me, yeah!
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
I'm a crazy ___ and I'm coming through the door.
Quick to whup you up and knock your ass to the floor.
Think I'm playing with ya but this fist gonna hit ya.
Always in the hood, number one wig splitter.
Never try to step cause you know you can't compete.
Live by your rep or get thrown in the street.
This boy about to act up, you better call for backup.
I'll be the next fool in the hood, bodies stacked up.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
See I'm a hard hitter.
One hitter quitter quitter.
Step up to me lil buddy.
You steppin up to a gorilla.
I bang your head dog.
Turn your head like eggnog.
Don't think I'm scared dog.
I'll leave you in red dog.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.
Somebody gonna get their wig split.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck.
Stealth-Icon
11-04-2010, 11:41 PM
A big black man coming down to the ring to the above lyrics. Is that really PG WWE?

Somebody gonna get they ass kicked
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

and my personal favorite:

You steppin up to a gorilla.
I bang your head dog.
Turn your head like eggnog.
Don't think I'm scared dog.
I'll leave you in red dog.

In the era of no blood, guts or choking with a belt, how are those lyrics considered ok for them to consider it PG?


:wtf:
The Pope
11-04-2010, 11:49 PM
John Cena's song says some crap too, as do others I'm guessing.
Stealth-Icon
11-04-2010, 11:52 PM
My favorite lyric in Cena's is: I brush your mouth like Colgate

His talks trash too, but not so blatant.
Xero
11-04-2010, 11:53 PM
Shawn Michaels' theme starts with a woman having an orgasm.
Razzamajazz
11-04-2010, 11:53 PM
the superstars theme has the word fuck in it, unless they changed that to green day, too
The Pope
11-04-2010, 11:54 PM
Vince's song says the word "Hell"
Supreme Olajuwon
11-04-2010, 11:57 PM
The wrestling forum is officially out of shit to talk about
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-05-2010, 01:11 AM
the superstars theme has the word fuck in it, unless they changed that to green day, too

The actual song has the word motherfucker in it. It goes like "hey you never met another motherfucker like me." On Superstars its 'hey you never met another one like like me." So, one=one motherfucker.

I like the theme song.
Droford
11-05-2010, 01:31 AM
the ass thats gonna be kicked is Dusty's

the wig thats gonna get split is Kurt Angle's
Team Sheep
11-05-2010, 07:10 AM
How is buried alive PG?
#BROKEN Hasney
11-05-2010, 07:51 AM
How is discussing things that are and aren't PG <s>PG</s> entertaining?
VSG
11-05-2010, 09:12 AM
That is the one of the best themes out there, so let it be.
VSG
11-05-2010, 09:17 AM
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Random Chris Benoit appearance at the end. The theme was introduced when he was a real badass, and just continues till/if he gets another one.
Furious Beardsley
11-05-2010, 10:27 AM
Maryse's lyrics aren't exactly PG either

Why? Why?
Why are so beautiful?
Why are you moving like this?
Why are you hurting me?
I'm feeling naked
Oh Yes!
Why are you doing all this?
Why are you telling all this?
Why are you hurting me?
Oh yes, Oh yes!

Please be near me
I need you
I want to be "inside" of you
Oh yes!
I need to be "inside" of you
Oh yes!

Just to point out, the "ooh oui" portion of the song means "oh yes". The "I need to be "inside" of you" part comes on when you hear "J'ai besoin d'être l'intérieur de vous."
jskinnyg
11-05-2010, 11:57 AM
Nobody pays attention to lyrics...
JimmyMess
11-05-2010, 12:54 PM
Isn't R Truth's music about getting Crunk which... is like getting high and drunk?
LoDownM
11-05-2010, 01:28 PM
Crunk has two meanings. Getting "crazy" drunk and to get excited/hyped for something.

edit: Oh and I guess it's a style of hip hop too.
BizarroKing
11-05-2010, 02:33 PM
Crunk has two meanings. Getting "crazy" drunk and to get excited/hyped for something.

edit: Oh and I guess it's a style of hip hop too.

http://enogee.com/uploads/Fcrunk_energydrink.gif

There, I got crunk. Now shaddup.
Next Big Thing
11-05-2010, 03:37 PM
The movie Poltergeist was PG and it showed more fucked up shit than WWE programming plus said words like hell, damn, and bastard and even had a scene where the parents blazed up. PG content isn't as burdening as people make it seem. WWE just isn't motivated to make a better product because they don't have real competition.
dhellova guy
11-05-2010, 04:03 PM
Cody Rhodes entrence shows his face on the tron, how is that PG?
Slow
11-05-2010, 05:38 PM
The day wrestling is really PG is when the divas wrestle in polo neck jumpers and man trousers
thedamndest
11-05-2010, 05:43 PM
The movie Poltergeist was PG and it showed more fucked up shit than WWE programming plus said words like hell, damn, and bastard and even had a scene where the parents blazed up. PG content isn't as burdening as people make it seem. WWE just isn't motivated to make a better product because they don't have real competition.

There was no PG-13 when this movie came out and it did not qualify for R.
Ultra Mantis
11-05-2010, 08:33 PM
Who cares, the theme suits Mark Henry perfectly. As a heel you know he's going to destroy somebody, as a face you know he's going to job like a little bitch. Regardless, somebody does in fact get they ass kicked.
Xero
11-05-2010, 08:36 PM
lol
Triple Naitch
11-05-2010, 08:36 PM
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Make a snack
Make a snack
Xero
11-05-2010, 08:37 PM
Zeke's has some swears ("I'm the shit") but they're censored.
SuperSlim
11-05-2010, 09:39 PM
You never hear a whole song during an entrance anyways... well cept if they win something like the Rumble or the main event of Mania.

But you're never gonna hear more than the chorus and part of the first verse... so what does it matter?
Cool King
11-05-2010, 11:09 PM
Shawn Michaels' theme starts with a woman having an orgasm.

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DLVH84
11-06-2010, 12:18 AM
The movie Poltergeist was PG and it showed more fucked up shit than WWE programming plus said words like hell, damn, and bastard and even had a scene where the parents blazed up. PG content isn't as burdening as people make it seem. WWE just isn't motivated to make a better product because they don't have real competition.

Yeah, since Vince bought WCW and ECW, WWE started to become lazy, especially when Johnny Ace took Jim Ross' job as the man that hires and fires talent.
glanville6
11-06-2010, 12:34 AM
Yes, John Cena's theme says "lay yo ass down for the three second tan." I think, anyway.

And the RAW theme- "All in balls out." Perhaps Hulk Hogan should use this as a theme instead.