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I Can't See 87% of You
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How is Mark Henry's theme PG?
Yeah, Three 6 Mafia!
Say what? Three 6 Mafia! It's going down. Y'all know what time it is. We ain't playing with you. In the club, in the street. Y'all know what time it is? Get ready for it! Step up ready. Yessir! Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. I never need bod, how could I be scared of a man? I walk through this land like I run this land. Never can you imagine the pain that I bring. If I said I'm a do it in the streets it's the saying. It's the K I N G in here. Wildest man in the world and I have no fear. I'm the mean in the mean, the nightmare dream. The root of all evil, the weak fear me, yeah! Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. I'm a crazy ___ and I'm coming through the door. Quick to whup you up and knock your ass to the floor. Think I'm playing with ya but this fist gonna hit ya. Always in the hood, number one wig splitter. Never try to step cause you know you can't compete. Live by your rep or get thrown in the street. This boy about to act up, you better call for backup. I'll be the next fool in the hood, bodies stacked up. Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. See I'm a hard hitter. One hitter quitter quitter. Step up to me lil buddy. You steppin up to a gorilla. I bang your head dog. Turn your head like eggnog. Don't think I'm scared dog. I'll leave you in red dog. Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck. Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience Quote:
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I Can't See 87% of You
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A big black man coming down to the ring to the above lyrics. Is that really PG WWE?
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck and my personal favorite: You steppin up to a gorilla. I bang your head dog. Turn your head like eggnog. Don't think I'm scared dog. I'll leave you in red dog. In the era of no blood, guts or choking with a belt, how are those lyrics considered ok for them to consider it PG?
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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John Cena's song says some crap too, as do others I'm guessing.
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I Can't See 87% of You
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My favorite lyric in Cena's is: I brush your mouth like Colgate
His talks trash too, but not so blatant. |
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He's Here
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Shawn Michaels' theme starts with a woman having an orgasm.
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it's really real meat
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the superstars theme has the word fuck in it, unless they changed that to green day, too
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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Vince's song says the word "Hell"
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You know that’s right
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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I like the theme song. |
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the ass thats gonna be kicked is Dusty's
the wig thats gonna get split is Kurt Angle's |
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Tîm Defaid
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How is buried alive PG?
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BAY BAY
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How is discussing things that are and aren't PG
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Hazardous to Your Health
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That is the one of the best themes out there, so let it be.
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Hazardous to Your Health
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Random Chris Benoit appearance at the end. The theme was introduced when he was a real badass, and just continues till/if he gets another one. |
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Blargh...
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Maryse's lyrics aren't exactly PG either
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Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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Nobody pays attention to lyrics...
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Snow Mexican
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Isn't R Truth's music about getting Crunk which... is like getting high and drunk?
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Retired Prolly.
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Crunk has two meanings. Getting "crazy" drunk and to get excited/hyped for something.
edit: Oh and I guess it's a style of hip hop too. |
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I'm Brllnt!
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The movie Poltergeist was PG and it showed more fucked up shit than WWE programming plus said words like hell, damn, and bastard and even had a scene where the parents blazed up. PG content isn't as burdening as people make it seem. WWE just isn't motivated to make a better product because they don't have real competition.
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James Steele's Lackey
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Cody Rhodes entrence shows his face on the tron, how is that PG?
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The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
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The day wrestling is really PG is when the divas wrestle in polo neck jumpers and man trousers
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A Property of Matter
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Grim Fandango
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Who cares, the theme suits Mark Henry perfectly. As a heel you know he's going to destroy somebody, as a face you know he's going to job like a little bitch. Regardless, somebody does in fact get they ass kicked.
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He's Here
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lol
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Make a snack Make a snack |
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He's Here
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Zeke's has some swears ("I'm the shit") but they're censored.
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*Oh Sh*t*
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You never hear a whole song during an entrance anyways... well cept if they win something like the Rumble or the main event of Mania.
But you're never gonna hear more than the chorus and part of the first verse... so what does it matter? |
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Samurai Rocker
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Yes, John Cena's theme says "lay yo ass down for the three second tan." I think, anyway.
And the RAW theme- "All in balls out." Perhaps Hulk Hogan should use this as a theme instead. |
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