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Mike the Metal Ed
11-22-2010, 12:04 AM
Fuck Australian time zones. Just play it in the middle of your night. :mad:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Aug/Week4/15367477.jpg

How many will the tourists lose by this time? I'll say Eng 1-3 Aus.

Londoner
11-22-2010, 09:15 AM
Can't wait for this. Reckon it could be as exciting as 2005.

VSG
11-22-2010, 09:19 AM
Might be good if Pietersen delivers. If not, I go for Aus 4-0 Eng.

Londoner
11-22-2010, 01:56 PM
I take it you haven't been following cricket much lately then!

Team Sheep
11-22-2010, 05:21 PM
2-1 Australia. But should be cracking. Pretty much the only time I really get excited for cricket.

VSG
11-23-2010, 07:13 PM
I take it you haven't been following cricket much lately then!

Who me? I know India beat the crap out of Aus but I know Aus at home is something else entirely too. What was I supposed to have followed, that I did not?

Londoner
11-24-2010, 07:51 AM
How much england have improved.

Bad Company
11-24-2010, 08:05 AM
4-0 Australia

#BROKEN Hasney
11-24-2010, 08:07 AM
4-0 England

FULL DISCLOSURE: I have never watched a cricket match all the way through that wasn't 20/20.

Mike the Metal Ed
11-24-2010, 06:48 PM
<center>Andrew Strauss (c) 1 Simon Katich
Alastair Cook 2 Shane Watson
Jonathan Trott 3 Ricky Ponting (c)
Kevin Pietersen 4 Michael Clarke
Paul Collingwood 5 Michael Hussey
Ian Bell 6 Marcus North
Matt Prior (w) 7 Brad Haddin (w)
Stuart Broad 8 Mitchell Johnson
Graeme Swann 9 Xavier Doherty
James Anderson 10 Peter Siddle
Steven Finn 11 Ben Hilfenhaus

--SPOILERS POSSIBLY BELOW THIS POINT CHAPS, no rules about discussing this overnight, so stay away if you intend to watch the daily highlights.--</center>

Londoner
11-24-2010, 06:54 PM
the time has finally arrived!!!!!!!!!! I'll be watching live while very drunk tonight. Probs wont post much on this forum though!

Mike the Metal Ed
11-24-2010, 06:56 PM
the time has finally arrived!!!!!!!!!! I'll be watching live while very drunk tonight. Probs wont post much on this forum though!

Yeah, I fear the Aussies will be doing much the same, or working or something. Ah well, we'll see how it goes.

Londoner
11-24-2010, 06:58 PM
I've got a couple of other forums more interested in cricket so that's my reason....

Team Sheep
11-24-2010, 07:05 PM
Lol great start.

Londoner
11-24-2010, 07:08 PM
Bloody strauss, not in the best of form is he...

Mike the Metal Ed
11-24-2010, 07:09 PM
He'll make a century in the second innings, he's not shit, he's inconsistent... we hope. :(

Londoner
11-24-2010, 08:11 PM
bloody fucking motherfucking goddamn hell for fucks saaaaaaaaaaakes

VSG
11-24-2010, 08:26 PM
lol@start

Londoner
11-24-2010, 08:30 PM
Our opening batsmen aren't that great atm, good thing is we have quite a few down the order who can bat well.

VSG
11-24-2010, 08:42 PM
Hence my point about Pietersen earlier. But your strong point I think will be the bowlers. Let's see..

Londoner
11-24-2010, 08:48 PM
haha dropped it you son of a bitch!

GD
11-24-2010, 09:11 PM
I prefer supporting the team that is playing against Australia.

GD
11-24-2010, 09:13 PM
Hence I always support England during the Ashes :p

Londoner
11-24-2010, 09:58 PM
I've always liked you Guru Dave.

Mike the Metal Ed
11-24-2010, 10:40 PM
Fucking hell, stop edging it. :$

Londoner
11-24-2010, 10:43 PM
I was smiling the whole time until those wickets.

Mike the Metal Ed
11-24-2010, 10:47 PM
Good job Bell's much better than he was 5 years ago, we've still got a chance.

Londoner
11-24-2010, 10:47 PM
I thought that when collingwood came in. If we get over 300 i'll be happy.

VSG
11-24-2010, 11:18 PM
I have been impressed with Cook ever since he handled our spinners in India and got that ton on debut.

Londoner
11-24-2010, 11:20 PM
He aswell has been in poor form, but that 60 v aussie a may have helped him.

Mike the Metal Ed
11-25-2010, 06:56 AM
Looks like I went bed at the right time. Thought we might make it to the second day until Colly wobbled.

Cuzziebro
11-25-2010, 07:57 AM
Great first day for the Aussies. Since I live walking distance to the Gabba, I may stumble down later this weekend, if it becomes a close game. At this stage however, I would say Australia have this first test in the bag. Siddle bowled to near perfection, and Doherty had a good outing as well.

Londoner
11-25-2010, 08:31 PM
Finally watsons out, what a ball/catch.

Mike the Metal Ed
11-25-2010, 09:45 PM
Great hands, Prior. :cool: Ponting gone, just got to get Katich out now and we'll be cooking.

Londoner
11-25-2010, 09:47 PM
Actually missed that. :(

Mike the Metal Ed
11-25-2010, 09:55 PM
KATICH C&B FINN!

Londoner
11-25-2010, 09:55 PM
i fucking love ya steve finn!

Londoner
11-25-2010, 09:57 PM
so close again, were fucking rocking!

Mike the Metal Ed
11-25-2010, 10:00 PM
Finny and Jimmy are doing great at the moment.

Londoner
11-25-2010, 10:06 PM
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh c'mon review!

Londoner
11-25-2010, 11:04 PM
Clarkes gone! finn only just come back on and we get a wicket, which makes me wonder why we didn't do that alot sooner! Swann/Broad were crap.

Londoner
11-25-2010, 11:11 PM
Swann just got North out, Swann seems fired up after that 4th wicket. :D

Team Sheep
11-25-2010, 11:40 PM
At this stage however, I would say Australia have this first test in the bag. Siddle bowled to near perfection, and Doherty had a good outing as well.

A bit premature after 1 DAY surely.

VSG
11-25-2010, 11:47 PM
Shit just got real, definitely looks to be a result match this one.

VSG
11-26-2010, 09:12 PM
Fucking Hussey got his form back.

Londoner
11-26-2010, 11:19 PM
Scary to think what score Aussies might get now. I would go back to sleep if i could. :mad: Bloody saw throat keeping me up.

Londoner
11-27-2010, 09:29 PM
Really enjoyed the 1st session today, 135-0, got to keep it going.

VSG
11-27-2010, 10:00 PM
He'll make a century in the second innings, he's not shit, he's inconsistent... we hope. :(


Nice prediction.

Londoner
11-28-2010, 06:34 AM
309-1. Funny how all the cocky aussie fans/england haters have shut up now, on other forums to.

VSG
11-28-2010, 10:50 AM
There are good cricket forums?

Londoner
11-28-2010, 11:22 AM
Not specifically, but good threads on it.

VSG
11-28-2010, 06:07 PM
I would imagine such forums would be filled with guys either in love with Sachin Tendulkar or hating him, thus leading to feuds of the category of the wrestling forum vermin here.

Mike the Metal Ed
11-28-2010, 09:02 PM
I know this test is heading for a draw, and today's play is meaningless, but what a day for Cooky and Trott.

England 2nd Innings <table class="sct2" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="c1">
</td> <td colspan="2">
</td> <td class="c4"> Runs
</td> <td class="c5"> Balls
</td> <td class="c6"> 4s
</td> <td class="c7"> 6s
</td> </tr> <tr class="r2"> <td class="c1">Strauss</td> <td class="c2">st Haddin</td> <td class="c3">b North</td> <td class="c4"> 110
</td> <td class="c5">224</td> <td class="c6">15</td> <td class="c7">0</td> </tr> <tr class="r1"> <td class="c1">Cook</td> <td class="c2">not out</td> <td class="c3">
</td> <td class="c4"> 201
</td> <td class="c5">366</td> <td class="c6">23</td> <td class="c7">0</td> </tr> <tr class="r2"> <td class="c1">Trott</td> <td class="c2">not out</td> <td class="c3">
</td> <td class="c4"> 100
</td> <td class="c5">213</td> <td class="c6">15</td> <td class="c7">0</td> </tr> <tr class="r1"> <td class="c1">Extras</td> <td class="c2">
</td> <td class="c3">6nb 10w 9b 3lb </td> <td class="c4">28</td> <td colspan="3">
</td> </tr> <tr class="rf"> <td class="c1">Total</td> <td class="c2">
</td> <td class="c3">for 1</td> <td class="c4">439</td> <td class="c5" colspan="3">(133.0 ovs)</td></tr></tbody></table>

Londoner
11-28-2010, 09:03 PM
Its not meaningless. Lets make those aussies SUFFER.

FUCK THE AUSSIES OI OI OI

Londoner
11-28-2010, 09:04 PM
(catchy chant, you gotta admit)

VSG
11-28-2010, 09:57 PM
It's a huge message to skeptics like me, good for England.

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 06:59 PM
Here we go again. Aussies to Bat first today.

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:01 PM
2 balls in, there's swing there!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:02 PM
OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:02 PM
run out hahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yesssssssssss

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:03 PM
Fucking get in there!!!

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:05 PM
LMAO PONTING GONE FIRST BALL 0-2!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:05 PM
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:06 PM
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:07 PM
fucking shaky with joy right now :D

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:11 PM
Jesus, the Ozzies are having the worst start I've seen in many a year, both batsmen are looking shakey and they have the longest weakest tail I think they've ever had.

After 1 over, it looks fantastic right now

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:12 PM
Ssssh, don't jinx it by getting tooooooooo carried away!lol

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:13 PM
:O

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:14 PM
AND ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:15 PM
whatDFLKJDSFKJW[SOIFJ[0PJEWR[FOEWJD;LKSJL;SDKAJ'KLASJVFSKD'LAJV;LKADSDVJ *DIES*

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:15 PM
Game Over after 2 overs

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:16 PM
ffs dave :D

wait, it worked last time.......

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:18 PM
Exactlly! They'll be all out for double figures today. We'll be batting before tea!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:18 PM
No way am I going to sleep now. Got work tommorrow, but it's worth being tired for I think

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:19 PM
Yep. You'll just end up wondering whats going on in the cricket anyway!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:21 PM
Ooooo, that were close

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:27 PM
review being used, c'mon!

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:28 PM
ooooh looks close

damnit, missed.

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:28 PM
Bollocks! That was fucking close

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:30 PM
Just the 2 of us tonight then?

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:31 PM
Seems so, saw team sheep around but he's not posting for some reason!

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:33 PM
Could've been caught n bowled, had it in his hand then!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:34 PM
Strange that....

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:35 PM
Ooooooooo

Jesus, we are ALL OVER THEM

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:36 PM
Just got to get this cunt Hussey out and were truly rolling!

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:39 PM
I always thought his Nick Name was Mr Cricket.

I like cunt though

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:42 PM
AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:42 PM
oooh, almost cunt, ALMOST.

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:45 PM
Haven't had a Wicket for a while now, Cricket is boring

Dave Youell
12-02-2010, 07:49 PM
Going to keep watching/sleeping now, not going to keep posting. Current batsman seem to be settled.......for the moment.....

Londoner
12-02-2010, 07:50 PM
No probs, doubt i'll post much either round here then!

Londoner
12-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Watson gone after lunch, 96-4!

Dave Youell
12-03-2010, 08:42 AM
Wow. 245 all out. Would of taken your hand off for that score. Now we need to keep our cool and get a quick fire 500.....

Londoner
12-03-2010, 08:51 AM
My hand? Why not your own hand? :mad:

Dave Youell
12-03-2010, 05:10 PM
My hand? Why not your own hand? :mad:

I felt confident enough to gamble with your limbs.

So give me your hand, kthnx!

VSG
12-03-2010, 06:29 PM
Expecting a result match here, your team and those aussies better not disappoint :mad:

Dave Youell
12-03-2010, 07:00 PM
I think 400 today isn't out of the question

Dave Youell
12-03-2010, 07:02 PM
Me and my big mouth,

FUCKBEANS!

Londoner
12-03-2010, 07:06 PM
It doesn't work when we bat. Nor does it work when you're being sarcastic. :(

Londoner
12-03-2010, 10:18 PM
132-1, bitches!

Team Sheep
12-03-2010, 10:22 PM
Nice stadium.

Keep it up England and Wales :wave:

Londoner
12-03-2010, 11:05 PM
fuck off wales!





;)

GD
12-04-2010, 05:51 AM
Cook :drool:

Londoner
12-04-2010, 07:23 AM
I can't find the words that praise Cook highly enough right now. And the others to(except strauss) but cook especially.

Dave Youell
12-04-2010, 03:39 PM
Hang on. Strauss still got a ton last test. Cook has long been someone who promised much but didn't deliver. Good for him that he finds the form of his life in this series, alone so far he's batted over 1000 minutes with a tally of 481-1 pretty freaking awesome

Londoner
12-04-2010, 03:43 PM
Yeah i know, was just annoyed at Strauss's basic error so couldn't exactly offer quite the same praise. Oh and Strauss also got 0 in the first innings in that match, im being abit harsh but, well, you know....:D

Londoner
12-05-2010, 01:56 AM
Too easy. Didn't watch todays play as a newcastle game is on today, but i see KP got a 200. Nice. No aussies will turn up tmrw i take it then? :)

Dave Youell
12-05-2010, 04:49 AM
We should declare now. With rain on the way I don't want to see us through this away

Londoner
12-05-2010, 04:53 AM
Especially with how things have been going, the worse we can do is draw anyway...

Mooияakeя™
12-05-2010, 06:50 AM
I usually only keep in with 20/20 and the Ashes but I'm totally out of it on this one. So where are? Then I'm bang up to date!

VSG
12-05-2010, 09:45 AM
http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2010-11/engine/current/match/428750.html

Londoner
12-05-2010, 09:46 AM
Funnily enough i was gonna use a cricinfo link when i could be bothered. Thanks for doing the work, VSG.

VSG
12-05-2010, 10:31 AM
:y:

Dave Youell
12-06-2010, 07:23 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS YEESSAFDkasdl;fksdafaewsdfadsf YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


ZOMG!!!!


JIMMY ON A HAT TRICK!!!!!

Londoner
12-06-2010, 07:35 PM
THIS IS AMAZING

Londoner
12-06-2010, 07:42 PM
1 more to go!!!!

Dave Youell
12-06-2010, 07:42 PM
1 more to go, COME ON!!!!!

Londoner
12-06-2010, 07:59 PM
Well that's cheered me up.

:D :D :D :D!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Youell
12-06-2010, 07:59 PM
Yesssss!!!

Asleep before 1am.

5 wickets in 90 minutes, great stuff.

Swanny gets a fivefor! Great stuff!

England, I thank you!

Mike the Metal Ed
12-06-2010, 08:01 PM
1-0, to the champions. :cool:

Londoner
12-06-2010, 08:07 PM
engurland engurland engurland!

VSG
12-11-2010, 06:35 PM
I am pissed I couldn't watch that match live. Hoping for an encore in the next match, fuck Ponting!

Londoner
12-11-2010, 08:01 PM
why couldn't you watch it live mate? whats changed?

Dave Youell
12-12-2010, 01:06 PM
I cracked and have now paid for Sky Sports add on, TMS just isn't doing it for me through those long LONG nights

Londoner
12-12-2010, 03:04 PM
I thought you were watching it live. :D

VSG
12-13-2010, 03:14 AM
I was on a plane to India on the 4th day, slept throughout the 5th day :(

Dave Youell
12-16-2010, 02:44 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

FUCKING HELL ENGLAND ARE AWESOME RIGHT NOW!

Dave Youell
12-16-2010, 02:58 AM
And no sooner do I say that, they lose 2 more!

VSG
12-20-2010, 09:23 PM
Not surprised by the lack of posts in here :rofl:

Why aren't Tazz Dan or Downunder in here though?

Londoner
12-21-2010, 07:57 AM
I've been posting elsewhere when i can be bothered as there's more cricket talk there!

I see India didn't do too well against South Africa, eh VSG?:rofl:

VSG
12-21-2010, 06:40 PM
The toss took us out of the game :(

Marked out for Sachin though.

Londoner
12-25-2010, 06:24 PM
LETS KICK THEIR FUCKING ARSES!

Londoner
12-25-2010, 06:46 PM
15-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Londoner
12-25-2010, 07:44 PM
38-3 their captain gone, NOW LETS GET THAT BITCH ASS GODDAMN FUCKHEAD HUSSEY.

Londoner
12-25-2010, 08:23 PM
GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VSG
12-25-2010, 09:24 PM
Rain might play a big role here.

VSG
12-26-2010, 12:37 AM
HOLY SHIT@Oz 1st innings.

Londoner
12-26-2010, 05:38 AM
98 all out, lol, missed the last 6 wickets. :(

VSG
12-26-2010, 07:33 PM
It rained a while and Jimmy Anderson used the moisture to get good swing.

Londoner
12-28-2010, 12:03 AM
THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS

Londoner
12-28-2010, 07:58 PM
CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Youell
12-29-2010, 12:23 PM
Swann, Swann will tear you apart again!
Swann , Swann will tear you apart again!

Mike the Metal Ed
12-29-2010, 05:42 PM
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/change-has-to-come-starting-from-the-top/story-e6frg7rx-1225978225223

It's one thing to be flogged by the once mighty West Indies after the upheaval of World Series Cricket and rebel tours of South Africa. It is quite another to be humiliated by a third-ranked nation which has one superstar, the South African-born Kevin Pietersen, when he gets his head right.Gracious as ever, then.

Mooияakeя™
12-29-2010, 06:00 PM
lol. One superstar. Fucking typical.

Dave Youell
12-30-2010, 05:49 AM
Ironic, considering KP only had 1 outstanding match.

It's not like we have the best spinner in the world and Jimmy is in the top 5 bowlers as well.

Oh, and we have Trott who is currently averaging over 100 against the Ozzie's.

There is also the small matter that we are 3rd in the world rankings and they are now 5th.

Oh and Cook has also got a 'few' runs.

Infact the only player thus far to under perform has been Collingwood, who had more than made up for that with his fielding.

But, apart from all of that, yes. We are a 1 man team

Londoner
12-30-2010, 07:02 AM
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/sport/change-has-to-come-starting-from-the-top/story-e6frg7rx-1225978225223

Gracious as ever, then.

Can't believe i actually just read that. Sad tossers.

Dave Youell
01-03-2011, 07:07 AM
Slow start last night, stayed up until 3.30am, Ozzies are playing very conservatively, but can't complain with the total. England's day

Dave Youell
01-05-2011, 05:25 PM
So close to a victory lads. Don't think it will end tonight

VSG
01-06-2011, 01:55 AM
Congrats lads, 3 wickets left and 5 overs + 1 day to go. It might just get over tonight itself. The Barmy Army is crazy loud out there.

Dave Youell
01-06-2011, 03:06 AM
Fair play to Collingwood, probably jumped before he was pushed. His fielding has been amazing though.

This is the best I've ever known England. I was too young for 1986, so this is just amazing to see.

VSG
01-06-2011, 10:42 AM
Superb series between India and South Africa comes to an end.

Londoner
01-06-2011, 04:02 PM
Fair play to Collingwood, probably jumped before he was pushed. His fielding has been amazing though.

This is the best I've ever known England. I was too young for 1986, so this is just amazing to see.

I was born in 1986. :D

As for SA/India, great series, shame about the last day though.

Dave Youell
01-06-2011, 08:13 PM
Wow

Londoner
01-06-2011, 08:16 PM
Glad i bought more beers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kiss my arse AUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rob Ban Fan
01-06-2011, 08:52 PM
<font color="#ff6600">Y2C has been very quiet :?:</font>

Downunder
01-07-2011, 03:27 AM
What's the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.

Downunder
01-07-2011, 03:28 AM
I've just asked Shane Watson if I could borrow a cup of sugar, but he's run out

Dave Youell
01-07-2011, 04:48 AM
What do you call and Ozzie with champagne? A waiter.

What do you call and Ozzie with a six inch urn raised above his head? The England bowling coach

Londoner
01-07-2011, 10:19 AM
What's the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.

I've just asked Shane Watson if I could borrow a cup of sugar, but he's run out

:rofl:

VSG
01-07-2011, 01:45 PM
What's the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.

Nice :lol:

Rob Ban Fan
01-07-2011, 01:46 PM
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/reasons-why-poms-wont-win/story-e6frey50-1225955985591

<font color="#ff6600">Did anyone post that yet?</font>

VSG
01-07-2011, 02:00 PM
Nice 'stache on KP right there.

VSG
01-08-2011, 12:54 AM
Since this is the only cricket thread in here: Anyone here looking up the IPL auctions? It's going crazy. Eoin Morgan is predicted to be a hotcake.

Dave Youell
01-09-2011, 08:00 AM
Can't believe some of the guys who didn't sell, Tremlett for example

GD
01-09-2011, 03:52 PM
Brian Lara, Chris Gayle and Saurav Ganguly :(

GD
01-09-2011, 03:56 PM
Source (http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/12/ponting-to-be-appointed-as-hawk-eye-for-icc-world-cup/)

Ponting to be appointed as “Hawk-Eye” for ICC World Cup

Dubai, UAE. ICC has decided to appoint Australian captain Ricky Ponting as special and exclusive “Hawk-Eye” – currently a computerized system used to track the movement of a ball and extrapolate its likely path – for all the matches of the 2011 Cricket World Cup.

The decision was taken after Ponting showed tremendous talent in declaring English batsman Kevin Pietersen out during the Melbourne test match of the Ashes series even though the ground and video umpires thought otherwise.

“We have to give it to him,” ICC CEO Haroon Lorgat said, “Ponting’s vision is clearly better than the complex computer systems we have been using. I hope he can come up with his own version of that screwed-up Duckworth-Lewis method as well.”

http://www.fakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ponting-dar-250x186.jpg
Ponting declaring Pietersen out

Sources in ICC (not Sharad Pawar, even though Faking News loves him) inform that the committee is confident of Ponting taking up the job as there is high probability of him being rendered jobless after the Ashes.

“We have had talks with Cricket Australia. Their contract with Ponting is not an issue. In fact they see it as the perfect alibi for getting rid of him,” said our source.

An online poll carried by Faking News revealed that most Australians favored Ponting as “Hawk-Eye” than captain of their national cricket team.

“Go for it Ponting!” tweeted former Australian spinner Shane Warne.

“That’s our only way we can get one-up over the English guys,” said Mark, an Austrlian cricket lover. The Hawk-Eye technology is currently owned by an English company Hawk-Eye Innovations Ltd.

It’s not yet clear if Ricky Ponting would be made to stand on ground or act as the third umpire during the matches by virtue of being the Hawk-Eye. Since Ponting has no “official” status or experience of umpiring in international matches earlier, the ICC might have to accommodate Ponting as some special “machinery”.

“Umpires would need to come up with new signal to refer a disputed decision to Ponting i.e. the Hawk-Eye as opposed to referring to the third umpire by making a television in the air,” said an ICC source.

ICC is reported to be finalizing a “Pontingface” as the official “signal” by a ground umpire, which would mean that a decision has been referred to the Hawk-Eye.

Mike the Metal Ed
01-09-2011, 11:05 PM
:lol:

Mike the Metal Ed
01-09-2011, 11:09 PM
All this international cricket has made me want to go down to Grace Road again, maybe when Leics play India in the summer, might even be more than 50 people there unlike when I went to the day-night vs Hampshire.

VSG
01-10-2011, 07:49 AM
There are a lot of Indians over there, that always leads to a good crowd even if it is a warm up match.

VSG
01-10-2011, 07:51 AM
We DO need a better system than the fucked up D/L one though.

Londoner
01-12-2011, 08:12 PM
Yeah, the D/L method makes no sense.

VSG
01-12-2011, 08:58 PM
I just realized nearly everyone here is on the same rep level. What a bunch of nerds.

Mike the Metal Ed
01-12-2011, 09:07 PM
http://www.merinews.com/upload/thumbimage/1221821234518_bangladesh-cricket-board-logo_t.gif

VSG
01-12-2011, 11:07 PM
I see that and raise you:

http://mdsingh.webfactional.com/talkcricket/binary/Kenya-cricket-100510.jpg

Mike the Metal Ed
01-12-2011, 11:14 PM
http://www.cricketfinland.com/blosxom/FCAlogo2006_100.jpg

It exists.

VSG
01-12-2011, 11:17 PM
I did not know that. Now if they had a women's cricket team, I would actually be interested.

Bad Company
01-13-2011, 05:16 AM
Only Lesbians play womens cricket

Tazz Dan
02-06-2011, 07:12 PM
Australia will win :y:

GD
02-06-2011, 09:44 PM
Zimbabwe vs Australia is going to take place in my city and guess who I am going to cheer for :D

VSG
02-06-2011, 10:25 PM
Someone merge this with the Cricket thread, rename it to feature the world cup and sticky it FFS. Oh, and India wins

Mike the Metal Ed
02-08-2011, 05:35 PM
Two weeks until England are crushed after losing to Holland.

#BROKEN Hasney
02-08-2011, 05:57 PM
Someone merge this with the Cricket thread, rename it to feature the world cup and sticky it FFS. Oh, and some team will fix it

Done. Hate fucking threads that claim to be "official" when no governing body has sanctioned them anyway.

VSG
02-09-2011, 08:43 PM
:y:

Why doesnt TPWW have a 2011 F1 thread already? Poor Kubica :'(

GD
02-13-2011, 10:58 AM
INDIA WINS! INDIA WINS!

http://i4.bebo.com/045a/15/mediuml/2008/05/30/19/5846265885a7890335505ml.jpg

OH MY GOD!

Bad Company
02-13-2011, 12:17 PM
Sri Lanka are my pick.
NZ are hopeless right now.

VSG
02-13-2011, 06:50 PM
I did not expect India to win that match. Poor pitch helped the spinners though.

Mike the Metal Ed
02-14-2011, 06:44 PM
Kind of want to watch England destroy/struggle to beat Canada, bet the warm up matches aren't streamable though.

VSG
02-15-2011, 11:15 AM
http://www.cricket-365.info/

http://www.crictime.com/

VSG
02-16-2011, 12:12 AM
ROFL@England. 90/4 right now after 22 overs.

GD
02-16-2011, 02:12 AM
Australia lose yet another warm up game. I hope some new team wins this year. Or even India :p

Mike the Metal Ed
02-16-2011, 07:48 AM
Our ODI team is crap right now...

GD
02-16-2011, 09:17 AM
Mahindra Singh Dhoni is on fire :yes:

VSG
02-22-2011, 08:34 AM
I pity the English.

Mike the Metal Ed
02-22-2011, 04:17 PM
We're used to it, makes the Ashes wins more satisfying.

Mike the Metal Ed
02-23-2011, 12:02 AM
Just watched the Netherlands' innings on the highlights. Bloody awful. :$

GD
02-23-2011, 04:25 AM
I was told by a friend that Bangladesh defeated New Zealand in an ODI series :eek:

Bad Company
02-23-2011, 04:43 AM
Yeah, we are rubbish at the moment, have one 1 game out of our last 16 before the world cup. Beating us right now is no big achievement.

Mike the Metal Ed
02-27-2011, 12:07 PM
Well, that was nerve-wracking.

Londoner
02-27-2011, 12:09 PM
fuckiing hell. been watching the football mainly but kept switching to this and saw the end, amazing.

VSG
02-27-2011, 12:30 PM
Kinda pissed we didnt win but then I was all but ready to close the stream around the 40 over mark.

Still shocked at the last 9 overs.

Londoner
02-27-2011, 12:37 PM
shahzads six is worth watching again.

VSG
02-27-2011, 12:40 PM
Fuck that.. Random bowler hitting a six and costing us a win!

Londoner
02-27-2011, 12:44 PM
It was a moment of magic. A moment of brilliance.

VSG
02-27-2011, 12:50 PM
I would say the penultimate over was the impact one. But ya, the commentators said Shehzad could hit it and he did :mad:

GD
02-27-2011, 01:41 PM
I blame Piyush Chawla and Munaf Patel for their stupid batting skills in the last over.

VSG
03-02-2011, 11:40 AM
Rooting for Ireland here, lads.

Londoner
03-02-2011, 11:49 AM
no wai

we lost it about 30 balls ago anyways.

Londoner
03-06-2011, 06:58 AM
England 171 all out

South Africa 165 all out

ahhahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

VSG
03-06-2011, 09:09 AM
Ya fucking chokers showed again why they deserve the tag :mad:

GD
03-06-2011, 12:53 PM
Piyush Chawla needs to be kicked out.

VSG
03-06-2011, 01:02 PM
Nah, there is no replacement for him yet.

GD
03-06-2011, 02:23 PM
Sreesanth is doing an amazing job as the 12th man.

VSG
03-08-2011, 12:44 PM
I think Bad Company got a stroke after watching Ross Taylor's batting in the depth overs.

GD
03-08-2011, 01:23 PM
I agree. It was an absolute treat to see Ross destroy the Paki bowling attack in the final few overs of the NZ innings.

VSG
03-17-2011, 12:29 PM
6 thrillers in a row for England now

Team Sheep
03-17-2011, 12:50 PM
What a finish.

GD
03-17-2011, 01:51 PM
I was rooting for West Indies :(

VSG
03-21-2011, 08:58 AM
Pak-WI
Ind-Aus
SL-Eng
SA-NZ

So long India :'(

GD
03-22-2011, 12:59 AM
India versus Australia is happening in my hometown :D

Too bad I am not going due to an examination :nono:

Londoner
03-22-2011, 05:56 AM
Some exciting quarter finals.

VSG
03-24-2011, 02:00 PM
I can't believe we actually did it. So long Oz, and enter Pakistan :eek:

Londoner
03-24-2011, 02:05 PM
Well done for beating the Aussies, sick of them winning the world cup and boring us all. Can't really cheer for Pakistan to win v you guys cause they'll most likely either have fixed that or the final....:(

GD
03-24-2011, 03:08 PM
I was at the stadium and it was awesome!

VSG
03-24-2011, 03:39 PM
I am so glad that asshole Ponting got his century and yet is probably on his way out of the team, if not the captaincy. Australia needs an ethical captain.

GD
03-24-2011, 03:56 PM
Dude. Ponting was so close to crying when they were losing.

Mike the Metal Ed
03-24-2011, 04:25 PM
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51830000/jpg/_51830691_australia466getty.jpg

AHAHAHAHA

Londoner
03-24-2011, 04:26 PM
Oh man, Pontings face is funny as fuck.

GD
03-24-2011, 06:00 PM
Just updated my signature :D

VSG
03-24-2011, 09:36 PM
http://p.imgci.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/130400/130479.jpg

ROFL

GD
03-25-2011, 04:45 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u7VHh_prcBo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

GD
03-25-2011, 04:50 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vWyxEpcJTNg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

GD
03-25-2011, 04:51 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2u4UBjntIEA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Londoner
03-25-2011, 04:52 AM
I'm sensing that NZ are gonna get demolished here by SA.

GD
03-25-2011, 04:59 AM
England lost to two of the weakest teams during the Group stage of the tournament. You never know.

Anyways here is one of my favorites. Sourav Ganguly is arguing with Yosuf Yohana because he doesn't want to get fined.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PfU_RjujVBI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Londoner
03-25-2011, 05:01 AM
Totally different situation for england though. Players are mentally exhausted and team doesn't seem that welll balanced. NZ are just shite. Except 'on their day'.

GD
03-25-2011, 05:04 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CplD-6-u9XM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ixpCIJOWXLE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

GD
03-25-2011, 05:07 AM
Totally different situation for england though. Players are mentally exhausted and team doesn't seem that welll balanced. NZ are just shite. Except 'on their day'.

Agreed. But I wouldn't mind if NZ got lucky enough to get to the finals and lose to us ;)

Londoner
03-25-2011, 05:08 AM
Ahh, i see.....

Londoner
03-25-2011, 05:20 AM
NZ just starting to make this game abit more competitive, lets hope they continue it. I want a proper game like yesterday.

Londoner
03-25-2011, 08:49 AM
Wow, the ball bounced off the keeper's shoe and into the fielders hands. Hahaha. your hope may come true, Desi.....

VSG
03-25-2011, 08:57 AM
Ya just saw that. Never seen that shit happen before.

GD
03-25-2011, 10:08 AM
Do you pay for cable or watch it online?

VSG
03-25-2011, 10:42 AM
I got cable but not cricket. I stream it on the internet.

GD
03-25-2011, 12:39 PM
NZ win! Just one more match to qualify for the final :yes:

VSG
03-25-2011, 01:02 PM
Bad Company has passed away due to a stroke.

Londoner
03-25-2011, 02:02 PM
I shouldn't have given up on this game. :mad: Stupid. Stupid. Stupid! Just found out what happened a while ago lol. :eek: Must watch highlights....

VSG
03-25-2011, 02:38 PM
http://www.cricket-365.net/2011/03/south-africa-vs-new-zealand-highlights.html

Londoner
03-25-2011, 02:55 PM
Thanks, can watch them on tv soon though. :cool:

Londoner
03-25-2011, 05:26 PM
I have the belief that i have reverse jinxed NZ(if that makes sense) by calling them shite. Now they'll win the fucking thing. :(

GD
03-25-2011, 05:28 PM
lol