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Loose Cannon
04-24-2004, 02:08 AM
Okay, I'm gonna to a little skit where some posters on here are all sitting around watching a WWE show. The players for this skit are Kane Knight, Rob, CyNick, KayfabeMan, Nowhere Man, Corkscrewed, Funky Fly, Big Daddy Cool, spd10000, rabidwolverine, and myself. Okay here goes:

***everyone (except Funky and Corkscrewed who are in the kitchen making popcorn for everyone) is sitting in a big room with a big double glass door way leading into the kitchen. There is a Giant TV Screen in the middle of the room.


**Note that Raw and Smackdown superstars will be appearing on the show.

**Show Begins.


Loose Cannon: Man, I hope Orton makes an appearance tonight.


Nowhere Man: Christ, are you starting with this sh** already. Get over it, Orton is overrated and will never amount to anything.


spd100000: I think Orton should feud with Benoit for the I.C. Title.


Rob: That makes no sense you stupid Twat. Chris Benoit is the World Champion, why would he feud with Orton for the I.C. Title?


Big Daddy Cool: **puts down the Kevin Nash Magazine he has been reading for an hour* Well Chris Benoit sucks anyway. I don't think he should be champion as he bores the hell out of me.


**Rob clinches fists.


CyNick: Well actually, here is the plan for Orton. Yeah, Orton will have a long feud with Edge over the I.C. Title. Their feud will culminate at Summerslam, which will wind up being a ladder match, so I've heard. Orton will drop the title, then will be put into a program with Hunter, where Orton will turn on Hunter and Flair and start a New Evolution with Maven and some other young guy.



Nowhere Man: Oh Great, a New Evolution. Let's take a bunch of undertalented guys and put them together to form a crappy stable. Just what I want to see.


spd10000: Hey where is Tatanka these days? Maybe he should come back and join this New Evolution. He would fit the bill I think.



***Rob just shakes his head trying to stay calm*



KayfabeMan: Well Tatanka, real name Chris Chavis, works down at a local automobile shop in Florida. He occassionally does a few Indy Bookings here and there to make ends meet. You can catch him at a show in Orlando at a local YMCA later this month. Chris has always been a good guy and occassionally does autograph sessions for the fans from time to time too.




Loose Cannon: I'm all for a New Evolution, as long as Orton is leading.



rabidwolverine: Me too, I like the New Evolution guys.



Kane Knight: Did I hear someone telling you to talk?



rabidwolverine: Did I hear someone to tell you to not to talk?



Kane Knight: Where did you get your grammar lessons, President Bush?



Funky Fly and Corkscrewed: Popcorn's almost done guys, about another minute.


***First match starts: Ultimo Dragon vs Rey Mysterio.


**Ultimo's music hits..Funky comes crashing through the double glass doors, breaking the glass, with the popcorn bowl in his hands.


Funky: Sh**, why didn't you guys tell me Ultimo was on.



***Ultimo slips as he enters.


Funky: Dammit, not again......


Corkscrewed: lol, that should be a great caption


Funky: Why don't you caption me stabbing you in the throat with this fork.


Rest of Room: lol



rabbidwolverine: Crusierweights bore to hell out of me. I like the Big Show and Hardcore Holly


Kane Knight: Why do you even exist?


Rob: Why don't you go and clean Big Show's toliets you fk'n twat.


rabbidwolverine: I mean, Ultimo Dragon has no mic skills, he does not even speak English.


**Funky loses control and starts strangling rabbidwolverine.


***Nowhere Man loves it


***CyNick and Kayfabe pull Funky off rabbidwolverine and settle him down.


Big Daddy Cool: Where is John Cena and when is he coming out. I love that guy.



Funky: Can we just watch the match please. Christ


***Match ends with Mysterio hitting the 619 and pinning Ultimo.

**Commercial Break and END OF PART 1.


*Note that the Tatanka info is false. To get the real truth, please ask KayfabeMan.

Rock Bottom
04-24-2004, 02:12 AM
R O F L M A O.

spd10000: Hey where is Tatanka these days? Maybe he should come back and join this New Evolution. He would fit the bill I think.

ROGRHKG#GHrekjqhregj

Oh man, my IE is being gay right now but I am going to rep you like five times next time I can

Put me in one the next time you do one... that was fuc</>king hilarious.

PureHatred
04-24-2004, 02:16 AM
LMFAO!

Funky Fly
04-24-2004, 02:22 AM
LMAO

:mad: @ Ultimo slipping, even in a parody. And yeah, I'd knife rabidwolverine even if he didn't make fun of Ultimo.

PureHatred
04-24-2004, 02:26 AM
If this were a sitcom, I'd say spd10000 would be the runaway comedy hit as the guy who's hilarious because he's so oblivious to his own idiocy.

Like Kramer on Seinfeld Season 1.

If this catches on, we should begin casting.

Raising Kane
04-24-2004, 02:35 AM
hilarious :D

Vega
04-24-2004, 02:40 AM
LOL

BigDaddyCool
04-24-2004, 02:45 AM
I like how my 2 lines aren't what I would say ever. Plus I don't even really give a shi</>t about Nash. Anyhow, it ain't my fault Beniot and Orton suck while Cena rocks balls.

Loose Cannon
04-24-2004, 10:12 AM
^^lol, what are you talking about? You just made a thread about how John Cena rules a couple of weeks ago. And I remember the thread about Benoit you made after he won the title at Mania. It's just a skit BDC, I'll make you shine during my other skits, don't worry.

Azriel
04-24-2004, 10:33 AM
:lol: That rocked LC. I'd rep you, but I need to spread the rep around.

Goldbird
04-24-2004, 10:36 AM
let me call spike TV whether this program has any potential of hitting a prime time show...

Evil Vito
04-24-2004, 10:50 AM
<font color=goldenrod>LMAO</font>

blake639raw
04-24-2004, 10:56 AM
LMAO

I'm definately looking forward to part 2. :lol:

Ferocious
04-24-2004, 02:13 PM
LMFSO

*Starts petition to get this archived*

loopydate
04-24-2004, 02:55 PM
*Softly weeps*

Wondermouse
04-24-2004, 03:00 PM
QUIT MAKING GOOD POSTS, LC. I CAN'T REP YOU FAST ENOUGH.

*laughing*

Loose Cannon
04-24-2004, 03:03 PM
*Softly weeps*

loopy, you're going to be in Part 2. I already have your entrance planned.

loopydate
04-24-2004, 03:04 PM
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

LOL, by the way. I doubt the smile could have been surgically removed from my face while I was reading part one.

BigDaddyCool
04-25-2004, 02:59 AM
BTW, John Cena rules.
his rhymes are mad phat, fools
when he faces the undertaker, he''ll kick the shit out of some ghouls
my rap, yeah is is old schools
this has been brought to you by BigDaddyCools.

Damn, freestyling is easy, but this is the first time I have ever had a free style that didn't refer to sex, or gay people.

James Steele
04-25-2004, 03:37 AM
LC,


That was the funniest thing i have read in a long time...


I might mark out for Orton just one time (My Rep's Don't Mean Sh*t To TPWW's Higher Ups"


But just remember, "JamesSteele will become famous soon enough"


and when is Part 2 coming... i am addicted to this like Jake Roberts To Coke...A-Cola ;)

Hired Hitman
04-25-2004, 05:33 AM
not bad at all.

KayfabeMan
04-25-2004, 07:02 AM
:lol:

Either my answers to everyone's questions are good,or I've
turned into Giles The Librarian. One way or the other, :y:

Evolution
04-25-2004, 11:01 AM
My rep might not mean jack, but I'm gonna rep you anyway. Hilarious!

Savio
04-25-2004, 11:14 AM
I would like to be in it

The Mackem
04-25-2004, 11:20 AM
If I was in the same room as Kane Knight I wouldn't be talking about Wrestling with him :naughty:

Loose Cannon
04-25-2004, 11:35 AM
:lol:

Either my answers to everyone's questions are good,or I've
turned into Giles The Librarian. One way or the other, :y:

no, you are the man Kayfabe.

Savio
04-25-2004, 12:15 PM
So will I be in the next one?

Edit: remember I love chavo

MVP
04-25-2004, 12:18 PM
LOL that's awesome.

I want to be in the next one.

Just remember how much I hate Bischoff.

James Steele
04-25-2004, 03:44 PM
If you got time to put me in there....


I think you already know who i hate (points to icons and devil horns grow out of head and fire blasts all around him)

Loose Cannon
04-25-2004, 03:51 PM
^^yeah, but Nowhere Man has that part.

natureboycv
04-25-2004, 03:59 PM
<font color=8307ff><b>ROFL nice :cool:

I should start posting more in wrestling so I might get the chance to be in one of these.</font></b>

Loose Cannon
04-25-2004, 04:11 PM
just for feedback, who was everyone's favorite character during the skit??

Savio
04-25-2004, 04:30 PM
RW

Mike the Metal Ed
04-25-2004, 04:31 PM
just for feedback, who was everyone's favorite character during the skit??

Rob Harvey :cool:

The Duck
04-25-2004, 04:58 PM
Keep doing it - I want more episodes!!!!

loopydate
04-25-2004, 06:10 PM
just for feedback, who was everyone's favorite character during the skit??
Funky Fly. I love the bit where he crashes through the glass to see Ultimo, then strangling RW.

MVP
04-25-2004, 06:17 PM
Rob Harvey :cool:Mine too. :y:

ilt_undertaker
04-25-2004, 06:26 PM
:lol:

The Naitch
04-25-2004, 06:34 PM
put me in the next one, LC

PureHatred
04-25-2004, 06:34 PM
just for feedback, who was everyone's favorite character during the skit??

I've already stated that spd10000 is the star of this show. But check out the Jeff Hardy update thread...NCHIGHFLYER and Shadow definitely need to be added.

Loose Cannon
04-25-2004, 06:49 PM
lol^^, I just thought of this scenerio to add Shadow and NCHIGHFLYER to the mix.

tucsonspeed6
04-26-2004, 05:54 PM
:'( I swear...someday somehow I will become famous around here and then they'll do skits with me involved! Sure I might not be funny and I might not remember good matches more than an hour after they happen and I only make good points once in a while, but dammit, I've still got heart!

Fryza
04-26-2004, 06:39 PM
Funky Fly. I love the bit where he crashes through the glass to see Ultimo, then strangling RW.

:love: I can picture an enraged Funky bashing through a glass door, yelling and shouting random words.

Nice Loose Cannon, well done. But, can I be in one? :'(

Loose Cannon
04-26-2004, 07:57 PM
I'm not going to be able to get everyone invloved that wants to be involved, but I'll try my hardest. Right now, I've got all the original players coming back and a few new guys will be introduced in the next one.

ColdwaVer
04-26-2004, 08:12 PM
I'm gonna end up in a skit watching Heat or something.

Corkscrewed
04-27-2004, 03:11 AM
I had like... one line. :|

Anyway, it wasn't bad. FF crashing through the glass to see Ultimo had my laughing my head off.

My STUPID NOOB spoof was better. :p (cheap arroagant ass hole plug)

:D :y:

The Dub
04-27-2004, 11:53 AM
LMAO

:mad: @ Ultimo slipping, even in a parody. And yeah, I'd knife rabidwolverine even if he didn't make fun of Ultimo.
No you wouldn't.

The Dub
04-27-2004, 11:53 AM
LMAO

:mad: @ Ultimo slipping, even in a parody. And yeah, I'd knife rabidwolverine even if he didn't make fun of Ultimo.
By the way, Ultimo Dragon does suck. Also, this was not an accurate portrayal of me and my posts.

Evolution
04-27-2004, 12:01 PM
Funky Fly, definatley the funniest spot of the skit.

I guess my chances of getting in one are zero, but Shadow and NCHIGHFLYER need to be in it.

tucsonspeed6
04-27-2004, 12:10 PM
You should add Heyman into the next part. He'd be funny doing his armchair booking.

Splaya
04-27-2004, 12:52 PM
Can't beleive you did not put me in this


bastard :rant:

Rob
04-27-2004, 03:02 PM
That was so awesome dude :y:

Rob
04-27-2004, 03:06 PM
Funky Fly, definatley the funniest spot of the skit.


:y:

The Mackem
09-23-2008, 09:01 AM
Good times

BigDaddyCool
09-23-2008, 09:21 AM
Hmmm, I would like to say Cena no longer rocks balls. Kevin Nash does indeed rule. And Benoit is still boring, all be it dead.

Afterlife
09-23-2008, 09:25 AM
Not much excitement once you're dead and stuff.

Also, no Part 2?

Loose Cannon
09-23-2008, 09:39 AM
2004 Loose Cannon was terrible. I always used ****** and ^^^^ and smileys every fucking post

I think there is a part 2 somewhere. pretty sure I stopped after that

Destor
09-24-2008, 07:08 AM
I like how my 2 lines aren't what I would say ever. Plus I don't even really give a shi</>t about Nash. Anyhow, it ain't my fault Beniot and Orton suck while Cena rocks balls.Gonna have to call a kliq meeting about this.

Impact!
09-24-2008, 09:04 AM
LOL

Tazz Dan
09-24-2008, 06:31 PM
:lol: at the same Destor