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TPWW'ers Watching Wrestling: Part 1.
Okay, I'm gonna to a little skit where some posters on here are all sitting around watching a WWE show. The players for this skit are Kane Knight, Rob, CyNick, KayfabeMan, Nowhere Man, Corkscrewed, Funky Fly, Big Daddy Cool, spd10000, rabidwolverine, and myself. Okay here goes:
***everyone (except Funky and Corkscrewed who are in the kitchen making popcorn for everyone) is sitting in a big room with a big double glass door way leading into the kitchen. There is a Giant TV Screen in the middle of the room. **Note that Raw and Smackdown superstars will be appearing on the show. **Show Begins. Loose Cannon: Man, I hope Orton makes an appearance tonight. Nowhere Man: Christ, are you starting with this sh** already. Get over it, Orton is overrated and will never amount to anything. spd100000: I think Orton should feud with Benoit for the I.C. Title. Rob: That makes no sense you stupid Twat. Chris Benoit is the World Champion, why would he feud with Orton for the I.C. Title? Big Daddy Cool: **puts down the Kevin Nash Magazine he has been reading for an hour* Well Chris Benoit sucks anyway. I don't think he should be champion as he bores the hell out of me. **Rob clinches fists. CyNick: Well actually, here is the plan for Orton. Yeah, Orton will have a long feud with Edge over the I.C. Title. Their feud will culminate at Summerslam, which will wind up being a ladder match, so I've heard. Orton will drop the title, then will be put into a program with Hunter, where Orton will turn on Hunter and Flair and start a New Evolution with Maven and some other young guy. Nowhere Man: Oh Great, a New Evolution. Let's take a bunch of undertalented guys and put them together to form a crappy stable. Just what I want to see. spd10000: Hey where is Tatanka these days? Maybe he should come back and join this New Evolution. He would fit the bill I think. ***Rob just shakes his head trying to stay calm* KayfabeMan: Well Tatanka, real name Chris Chavis, works down at a local automobile shop in Florida. He occassionally does a few Indy Bookings here and there to make ends meet. You can catch him at a show in Orlando at a local YMCA later this month. Chris has always been a good guy and occassionally does autograph sessions for the fans from time to time too. Loose Cannon: I'm all for a New Evolution, as long as Orton is leading. rabidwolverine: Me too, I like the New Evolution guys. Kane Knight: Did I hear someone telling you to talk? rabidwolverine: Did I hear someone to tell you to not to talk? Kane Knight: Where did you get your grammar lessons, President Bush? Funky Fly and Corkscrewed: Popcorn's almost done guys, about another minute. ***First match starts: Ultimo Dragon vs Rey Mysterio. **Ultimo's music hits..Funky comes crashing through the double glass doors, breaking the glass, with the popcorn bowl in his hands. Funky: Sh**, why didn't you guys tell me Ultimo was on. ***Ultimo slips as he enters. Funky: Dammit, not again...... Corkscrewed: lol, that should be a great caption Funky: Why don't you caption me stabbing you in the throat with this fork. Rest of Room: lol rabbidwolverine: Crusierweights bore to hell out of me. I like the Big Show and Hardcore Holly Kane Knight: Why do you even exist? Rob: Why don't you go and clean Big Show's toliets you fk'n twat. rabbidwolverine: I mean, Ultimo Dragon has no mic skills, he does not even speak English. **Funky loses control and starts strangling rabbidwolverine. ***Nowhere Man loves it ***CyNick and Kayfabe pull Funky off rabbidwolverine and settle him down. Big Daddy Cool: Where is John Cena and when is he coming out. I love that guy. Funky: Can we just watch the match please. Christ ***Match ends with Mysterio hitting the 619 and pinning Ultimo. **Commercial Break and END OF PART 1. *Note that the Tatanka info is false. To get the real truth, please ask KayfabeMan. Last edited by Loose Cannon; 04-25-2004 at 12:47 PM. |
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R O F L M A O.
spd10000: Hey where is Tatanka these days? Maybe he should come back and join this New Evolution. He would fit the bill I think. ROGRHKG#GHrekjqhregj Oh man, my IE is being gay right now but I am going to rep you like five times next time I can Put me in one the next time you do one... that was fuc>king hilarious. |
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LMFAO!
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LMAO
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If this were a sitcom, I'd say spd10000 would be the runaway comedy hit as the guy who's hilarious because he's so oblivious to his own idiocy.
Like Kramer on Seinfeld Season 1. If this catches on, we should begin casting. |
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hilarious
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LOL
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I like how my 2 lines aren't what I would say ever. Plus I don't even really give a shi>t about Nash. Anyhow, it ain't my fault Beniot and Orton suck while Cena rocks balls.
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^^lol, what are you talking about? You just made a thread about how John Cena rules a couple of weeks ago. And I remember the thread about Benoit you made after he won the title at Mania. It's just a skit BDC, I'll make you shine during my other skits, don't worry.
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Takes my pain away
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let me call spike TV whether this program has any potential of hitting a prime time show...
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LMAO
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LMAO
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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LMFSO
*Starts petition to get this archived* |
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*Softly weeps*
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QUIT MAKING GOOD POSTS, LC. I CAN'T REP YOU FAST ENOUGH.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.
LOL, by the way. I doubt the smile could have been surgically removed from my face while I was reading part one. |
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BTW, John Cena rules.
his rhymes are mad phat, fools when he faces the undertaker, he''ll kick the shit out of some ghouls my rap, yeah is is old schools this has been brought to you by BigDaddyCools. Damn, freestyling is easy, but this is the first time I have ever had a free style that didn't refer to sex, or gay people. |
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Prepare To Meet The Future Of TPWW Forums (Scary Ain't It)
LC,
That was the funniest thing i have read in a long time... I might mark out for Orton just one time (My Rep's Don't Mean Sh*t To TPWW's Higher Ups" But just remember, "JamesSteele will become famous soon enough" and when is Part 2 coming... i am addicted to this like Jake Roberts To Coke...A-Cola ![]() |
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The Next Great One н²
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not bad at all.
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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I Just Passed You By!
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My rep might not mean jack, but I'm gonna rep you anyway. Hilarious!
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I would like to be in it
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If I was in the same room as Kane Knight I wouldn't be talking about Wrestling with him
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So will I be in the next one?
Edit: remember I love chavo Last edited by Savio; 04-25-2004 at 12:24 PM. Reason: MVP gave me an Idea |
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LOL that's awesome.
I want to be in the next one. Just remember how much I hate Bischoff. |
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If you got time to put me in there....
I think you already know who i hate (points to icons and devil horns grow out of head and fire blasts all around him) |
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^^yeah, but Nowhere Man has that part.
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ROFL nice
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just for feedback, who was everyone's favorite character during the skit??
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RW
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Keep doing it - I want more episodes!!!!
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put me in the next one, LC
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