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Swiss Ultimate
12-10-2010, 04:08 PM
Cynics, many of us here on the wrestling forums. With all the talk about improving wrestling companies and what the various shows are doing right, those of us with pessimistic hearts are being forced into silence. We must unite, we must stand up against the hordes, let us not go gentle into that good night but stand and be counted!

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So, what I want you to do is post a current angle, storyline or character that you enjoy and then predict how everything is going to turn to shit.

Extreme Example: The Miz loses the world title, like literally loses it, and refuses to defend the championship until he finds it.

The swerve: The Undertaker, in his new "milkman" gimmick, actually secretly stole it because he didn't want The Miz to lose it before Wrestlemania where he wants to face The Miz in a 4/5 Falls "Streak VS. Title" match.

Wait...you know what? That would actually be pretty awesome.
ooTin
12-10-2010, 04:23 PM
Edge vs. Kane..... uhhhh well its already turning to shit
MoFo
12-10-2010, 04:45 PM
CM Punk goes back to wrestling and not commentating.
HBPunk
12-10-2010, 06:57 PM
Awful, awful stuff
ooTin
12-10-2010, 07:09 PM
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The swerve: The Undertaker, in his new "milkman" gimmick, actually secretly stole it because he didn't want The Miz to lose it before Wrestlemania where he wants to face The Miz in a 4/5 Falls "Streak VS. Title" match.

Wait...you know what? That would actually be pretty awesome.

I am petitioning for a "Milkman Walking" theme song based on the "You're Gonna Pay" version of his theme. Someone do it!
SOCCER LEGS
12-10-2010, 07:11 PM
John Cena comes out as gay.


Then in a surprise swerve that nobody saw coming, Randy Orton comes out as straight.
ooTin
12-10-2010, 07:39 PM
John Cena comes out as gay.


Then in a surprise swerve that nobody saw coming, Randy Orton comes out as straight.

Im a big orton fan and thats still funny as hell LOLZ:rofl::rofl::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::y:
Juan
12-10-2010, 09:42 PM
Bunch of all-stars in this thread, This should be good
Shisen Kopf
12-11-2010, 09:32 PM
They do an angle where fake Kane comes back and then fake taker comes back. Then at WM fake taker and real Kane fight real undertaker and fake Kane in a elimination chamber barb wire baseball bat on a pole inferno match. With the special referees, yes there are 3 of them for this match, John cena, HHH and gangrel having a match at the same time to determine who gets to be the ref. The whole time Paul Bearer is in a cage above the ring so he can interfere. Boom best match ever!
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2010, 09:55 PM
Shisen Kopf's scenario sounds pretty cool, actually.
Tom Guycott
12-12-2010, 01:00 AM
eeh... needs a little more "umph"...

I GOT IT!

Add the dogs from the Bossman/Snow match, plus Judy Bagwell on a pole (holding the baseball bat), and you have the greatest WrestleMania match of all-fucking-time!
Fox
12-12-2010, 01:25 AM
Wait a minute...




...what about the CyNicks?