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Amazon Affiliate
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Wrestling for the Cynics
Cynics, many of us here on the wrestling forums. With all the talk about improving wrestling companies and what the various shows are doing right, those of us with pessimistic hearts are being forced into silence. We must unite, we must stand up against the hordes, let us not go gentle into that good night but stand and be counted!
... So, what I want you to do is post a current angle, storyline or character that you enjoy and then predict how everything is going to turn to shit. Extreme Example: The Miz loses the world title, like literally loses it, and refuses to defend the championship until he finds it. The swerve: The Undertaker, in his new "milkman" gimmick, actually secretly stole it because he didn't want The Miz to lose it before Wrestlemania where he wants to face The Miz in a 4/5 Falls "Streak VS. Title" match. Wait...you know what? That would actually be pretty awesome. It's time to make TPWW MEAT again! Quote:
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The Mr. Hanky of TPWW
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Edge vs. Kane..... uhhhh well its already turning to shit
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Narc stole my star
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CM Punk goes back to wrestling and not commentating.
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The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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Awful, awful stuff
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The Mr. Hanky of TPWW
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John Cena comes out as gay.
Then in a surprise swerve that nobody saw coming, Randy Orton comes out as straight. |
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The Mr. Hanky of TPWW
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Doin' It Right
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Bunch of all-stars in this thread, This should be good
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They're eating the dogs..
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They do an angle where fake Kane comes back and then fake taker comes back. Then at WM fake taker and real Kane fight real undertaker and fake Kane in a elimination chamber barb wire baseball bat on a pole inferno match. With the special referees, yes there are 3 of them for this match, John cena, HHH and gangrel having a match at the same time to determine who gets to be the ref. The whole time Paul Bearer is in a cage above the ring so he can interfere. Boom best match ever!
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Cranky Kong
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Shisen Kopf's scenario sounds pretty cool, actually.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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eeh... needs a little more "umph"...
I GOT IT! Add the dogs from the Bossman/Snow match, plus Judy Bagwell on a pole (holding the baseball bat), and you have the greatest WrestleMania match of all-fucking-time! |
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"Ask him!"
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Wait a minute...
...what about the CyNicks? |
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