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The Naitch
12-15-2010, 11:52 AM
If I were to be reincarnated, and I had no choice but to pick to be born either Jeff or Matt Hardy, I'd be Jeff.

1) Atleast I get to become World Heavyweight Champion and WWE Champion one day

2) I won't be mentally scarred whenever I look at Edge and CM Punk on TV, knowing that these two men have banged the "love of my life", thus making me less of a man

3) I won't be given the ECW Championship as a thank you or sympathy run

4) I'd be so high all the time anyways, it would numb me of the pain of having a brother like the one I have

5) I won't be wasting my money at the Waffle House

6) I wouldn't have to look back a realize I wrote things like this in a book for the whole world to see:

It was one of those things that lets you know that you were meant for someone. I refer to it now as my moment of clarity; I was destined to be there with her. It was a wonderful feeling; it really confirmed for me how special our relationship is. So we hung out in her hotel room and ate ice cream all night. It was perfect

MoFo
12-15-2010, 12:11 PM
Cant stand Matt Hardy.

The Naitch
12-15-2010, 12:28 PM
So we hung out in her hotel room and ate ice cream all night. It was perfect

So he was on the road to being Fatt Hardy long before his life came crashing down on him

glanville6
12-15-2010, 12:42 PM
Mattitude for sure is the biggest loser.

I expected all the dumb shit Jeff did- and I even thought for a while Matt was kind of cool for the Lita and Edge bashing, but now Matt is the bigger loser.

Jeff Hardy is still a bigger fuck up, because like you mentioned, he at least had a title run, but he went from being WWE champ to TNA champ within a year. Just so he can be high.

bigslimjj
12-15-2010, 12:44 PM
So this thread was created to basically run down Matt hardy then I guess. Sooo very original on this site.lol.You should go ahead and post a pic of Steve Blackman,and tell everyone that Rikishi did it.....for The Rock.

AMAZON WARLORD
12-15-2010, 12:45 PM
If Matt doesn't end up in prison...Matt.

AMAZON WARLORD
12-15-2010, 12:46 PM
http://www.bigdaddycollectibles.com/images/steveblackman.jpg

CSL
12-15-2010, 12:46 PM
Matt appears to be on a different planet altogether.

AMAZON WARLORD
12-15-2010, 12:47 PM
So this thread was created to basically run down Matt hardy then I guess. Sooo very original on this site.lol.You should go ahead and post a pic of Steve Blackman,and tell everyone that Rikishi did it.....for The Rock.

Seriously though. Are you really that pro-Matt?

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CSL
12-15-2010, 12:48 PM
He's not far off.

glanville6
12-15-2010, 12:52 PM
So this thread was created to basically run down Matt hardy then I guess. Sooo very original on this site.lol.You should go ahead and post a pic of Steve Blackman,and tell everyone that Rikishi did it.....for The Rock.

Don't forget that he also did it for the people.

He's a bad bad man. AHHHHHHHHHH He's a prince amongst thieves murderers and crooks, he has bad women bad cars bad hoods bad dudes, he's breaking his own rules.

But after X amount of trips to the waffle house, the Stink face move will be stolen by Matt Hardy.

The gimmick won't be over with the fans this time.

JimmyMess
12-15-2010, 01:00 PM
Matt is a wiener

Jeff is a dumbass

I'd say they cancel each other out.

whiteyford
12-15-2010, 01:00 PM
I always thought Matt would have the better career long term, he didnt seem quite as drawn to giant ladders or drugs and his promos were alot better than Jeffs. As much as i dislike him,at least Matt seems to have saved his money and changed his in ring style to avoid being a cripple, so gonna go with Matt.

The Naitch
12-15-2010, 01:04 PM
Seriously though. Are you really that pro-Matt?


I figured out who bigslimjj is...

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GoneFishing
12-15-2010, 01:11 PM
This is actually turning into an interesting debate.

The Naitch
12-15-2010, 01:19 PM
I think among their peers, people respect Jeff Hardy more. Sure he's a fuck up, but professionally, he still got the job done and won the big one

As for Matt, his peers probably think he's a "sucker" and "sucker for love". He got played by Lita, and although you can sympathyse for him, it still makes him look like a sucka. He doesn't get it, and doesn't come off as the superior man. This made Edge into a bonafied main eventer. But it's okay, Matt Hardy will never die!

Waylander
12-15-2010, 02:20 PM
You can tell Matt proof-read that quote on Microsoft Word, damn program loves the semi-colons.

BizarroKing
12-15-2010, 02:35 PM
Prediction: Fatt Lardy will weigh 300 lbs by 2011.

bigslimjj
12-15-2010, 02:41 PM
Seriously though. Are you really that pro-Matt?

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Volare
12-15-2010, 02:52 PM
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jskinnyg
12-15-2010, 04:48 PM
I think among their peers, people respect Jeff Hardy more. Sure he's a fuck up, but professionally, he still got the job done and won the big one

As for Matt, his peers probably think he's a "sucker" and "sucker for love". He got played by Lita, and although you can sympathyse for him, it still makes him look like a sucka. He doesn't get it, and doesn't come off as the superior man. This made Edge into a bonafied main eventer. But it's okay, Matt Hardy will never die!

I would have to agree 100% with The Naitch on this topic of conversation...

SixxT9
12-15-2010, 04:52 PM
No way, man. If you get to hang out with a chick in a hotel room and eat ice cream with her, you're the man.

All that, while others fuck her.

But you eat ice cream with her!

Testicle
12-15-2010, 04:52 PM
No not really,but i have been informed on this site in multiple threads(One of which i started.lol)of how big of a goof Matt Hardy is.I am a fan of Jeff more, honestly.But I'm more irritated with Jeff then Matt.They need a more respectable champ then him in TNA right now.

I don't like how you type.

SixxT9
12-15-2010, 04:58 PM
I don't like how you type.

How so.lol.

bigslimjj
12-15-2010, 05:17 PM
I don't like how you type.Your momma loves the way I type.I stroke those keys.:lol:

Tommy Gunn
12-15-2010, 06:07 PM
Jeff because he has a better hairline. Matt has the whole receding temples Christian Slater hairline look going on.

SixxT9
12-15-2010, 06:12 PM
Jeff because he has a better hairline. Matt has the whole receding temples Christian Slater hairline look going on.

Maybe it would be better if both Hardys had a "back to back" hairline. Jeff is just ridiculous with his haircuts.

teamXtremist
12-15-2010, 09:08 PM
matt by far jeff has had the career matt can only dream of

bigslimjj
12-15-2010, 09:49 PM
I figured out who bigslimjj is...

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SixxT9
12-15-2010, 10:14 PM
They both deal with their problems differently.

One likes drugs, the other's into junk food.

The question is: who's gonna die first?

O.D. or heart attack?

SaskatchewanChamp
12-16-2010, 12:32 AM
I don't get the hate for both of these guys.

glanville6
12-16-2010, 12:40 AM
I don't get the hate for both of these guys.



Because they are stupid, they aren't ashamed of their stupidity, they could have both been bigger than they were, but they are too stupid to stay out of trouble.


They were given the world, where as guys who work just as hard and stay out of trouble get nothing.

When you succeed, you should be praised. When you fuck up, you get bad press, and you don't deserve praise. You deserve disdain.

glanville6
12-16-2010, 12:41 AM
Whenever I see a Hardy, I don't think of all the great TLC matches and stuff they had back iin the day- I think retards.

The Naitch
12-16-2010, 01:19 AM
look at him, thinking that he's actually the WWE Champion

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4000000/Matt-Hardy-matt-hardy-4059512-400-320.jpg

The Naitch
12-16-2010, 01:21 AM
btw, did Ashley Massaro (Diva Search winner) dump him too?

The Naitch
12-16-2010, 01:23 AM
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7500000/Matt-Hardy-matt-hardy-7506179-600-464.jpg

whiteyford
12-16-2010, 03:50 AM
btw, did Ashley Massaro (Diva Search winner) dump him too?

Thought she left him for Paul London or vice versa, remember one of them bitching bout it anyway.

Graveler
12-16-2010, 12:28 PM
Well, clearly Jeff because Matt didn't hit his target weight loss :http://www.thebiggestloser.info/img/the-biggest-loser.gif

But in all seriousness, Matt because it says alot when your drug addled brother is more success than you.

AMAZON WARLORD
12-16-2010, 12:30 PM
Will Jeff be seen as a bigger success when he's found dead in his motel room?

Schlomey
12-16-2010, 12:41 PM
I'd rather be Jeff...that way I could turn my life around and quit drugs for him...He has a brighter star burning compared to his brother. Matt was one of my all time favorites before he dug himself into a hole of self loathing and incredible behavior....I don't think there is saving after exposing himself in such a mass media as he did. So yeah, I choose Jeff.

DrA
12-16-2010, 12:49 PM
Because they are stupid, they aren't ashamed of their stupidity, they could have both been bigger than they were, but they are too stupid to stay out of trouble.


They were given the world, where as guys who work just as hard and stay out of trouble get nothing.

When you succeed, you should be praised. When you fuck up, you get bad press, and you don't deserve praise. You deserve disdain.

Don't know what else you were expecting from natives of Cameron, North Carolina.

Volare
12-16-2010, 04:12 PM
Sadly 35 miles from me.

The One
12-18-2010, 01:39 PM
-Matt Hardy's best friend fucked his girl - his friend went on to be praised and get a MAJOR promotion because of it - and Matt whined and cried about it on YouTube video and Twitter - he's pathetic.

-His brother let him ride his coattails to fame and fortune, and all Matt had to do was not get fat - he failed.

-He thinks winning the ECW Championship was winning a World Title - he's stupid.

I'm sorry, but there is no bigger loser in the world than Matt Hardy.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2010, 03:37 PM
Can we stop doing matt hardy threads until he either gets hired somewhere or dies?

The Naitch
12-18-2010, 04:28 PM
Matt Hardy will never die

The One
12-18-2010, 04:31 PM
Matt Hardy will never die

The same can not be said for the man's career...

RiX1024
12-18-2010, 04:31 PM
Jeff is a smackhead and Matt is a fat twat who bitches on Twitter and YouTube, at least Jeff is still wrestling,a champion and a smackhead when Matt just lives on Waffle House and his computer......So the loser is................The Hardy Boys.

RiX1024
12-18-2010, 04:32 PM
or there's only one way to find out....FIIIIIIGGGHT!!!

Xero
12-18-2010, 06:24 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/The_Evolution_of_Matt_Hardy_by_Naom.jpg

Xero
12-18-2010, 06:25 PM
Winner of the thread: Hardy Fans.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/picture419bz41.jpg

CSL
12-20-2010, 04:01 PM
I'm somewhere between disbelief and manic laughter. Kind of shaking silently. Like Michael J. Fox.

CSL
12-20-2010, 04:02 PM
oooooh