Official Raw Thread For 3/14/11 - RAW IS SHORE

[Cool King]

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I did it, for XL.

Whomever starts the Raw thread next week simply has to call it Raw Is Shore. OK?

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^ Better get used in the Raw Thread tonight!

Whatup?

TPWW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Innovator]

Why in the blue hell did you delete it?

[Cool King]

I didn't.

Jeritron did.

By accident, of course.

[Jeritron]

I made a boo boo, alright guys

[XL]

:love:

[Innovator]

I just want the appropriate thread to get crazy and wild in.

[Jeritron]

Gorilla juice heads

[BizarroKing]

He did it, for XL.
He did it, for the people.
He did it, for Snooki.
And apparently he did it, for Zack Ryder.

[Jeritron]

I'm interested to see how the crowd is for Snooki

[Innovator]

This could be Zack's chance for RAW time.

[Corndad]

Looking forward to Trish back on Raw tonight. I'm sure it will lead to the rumored Wrestlemania match and won't be a full match but still looking forward to it.

Also hoping they hold off the Sheamus/Bryan match for Mania. These two have done enough over the year to deserve a spot on Mania this year.

Not expecting a Rock appearance tonight but one would definitely add to this whole Miz-Rock-Cena feud. Would give more interaction with him and the Miz after he called him out last week.

Snooki should be kept to a minimum. It's Mania season for god sakes lol

[Purgatory]

Oh good, the "Official" Official Raw Thread....I was worried I'd have to put up with the one that other jobber posted earlier.

[CSL]

Somebody shot him. Dark days for the TPWW Government.

[Cool King]

Oh good, the "Official" Official Raw Thread....I was worried I'd have to put up with the one that other jobber posted earlier.

Other jobber?

Are you insinuating that I'm also a jobber?

[Cool King]

:p

[Jeritron]

Looking forward to Trish back on Raw tonight. I'm sure it will lead to the rumored Wrestlemania match and won't be a full match but still looking forward to it.

Also hoping they hold off the Sheamus/Bryan match for Mania. These two have done enough over the year to deserve a spot on Mania this year.

Not expecting a Rock appearance tonight but one would definitely add to this whole Miz-Rock-Cena feud. Would give more interaction with him and the Miz after he called him out last week.

Snooki should be kept to a minimum. It's Mania season for god sakes lol


Yea we wouldn't want the product all over the media tomorrow during Mania season.
That would be disasterous for business.

Nah seriously, I'm just being a dick.

[Savio]

week by week these threads creep earlier and earlier in the day.

[Cool King]

I'm going to do next weeks thread right after Raw tonight....

[CSL]

If people want to talk about it, I don't why that would be a problem.

[Jeritron]

I could care less. I'm amused by the race to start it though. I don't understand why it's valued as some kind of trophy on here, but all the power to you guys.

If you want to start it, I won't close it.

[Team Sheep]

1am Raw tonight. Yes. Maybe I can stay up till the end.

[EDWARD]

Looking forward to Trish back on Raw tonight. I'm sure it will lead to the rumored Wrestlemania match and won't be a full match but still looking forward to it.

Also hoping they hold off the Sheamus/Bryan match for Mania. These two have done enough over the year to deserve a spot on Mania this year.

Not expecting a Rock appearance tonight but one would definitely add to this whole Miz-Rock-Cena feud. Would give more interaction with him and the Miz after he called him out last week.

Snooki should be kept to a minimum. It's Mania season for god sakes lol

The U.S. title match is a double-edged sword IMO. If Bryan wins, Sheamus is without a job. We all know that this angle has been done too many times, and without good result. If Sheamus wins, that means more momentum lost for Bryan.

[Lara Emily]

Yea we wouldn't want the product all over the media tomorrow during Mania season.
That would be disasterous for business.

Nah seriously, I'm just being a dick.


For fun I googled Snooki wwe in the news search and next to nothing came up other than a bunch of wrestling sites, TMZ and a small number of irrelevant blogs

[Cool King]

The U.S. title match is a double-edged sword IMO. If Bryan wins, Sheamus is without a job. We all know that this angle has been done too many times, and without good result. If Sheamus wins, that means more momentum lost for Bryan.

I get the feeling the match will end in a count-out and we'll see Bryan/Sheamus for the US Title at WrestleMania.

I'm sure Sheamus said that if he loses, he'll quit. I could be wrong though. But he said nothing about drawing.

[Jeritron]

For fun I googled Snooki wwe in the news search and next to nothing came up other than a bunch of wrestling sites, TMZ and a small number of irrelevant blogs

Okay?

[Jeritron]

How much fun was it?

[Lara Emily]

Point is the supposed mainstream press doesn't give a shit, so all this idea of the WWE having their product all over the media isn't likely going to happen.

[CSL]

It's like running face first into a brick wall over and over again.

[Lara Emily]

Hey if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Not a whole lot of press coverage on this though so meh.

[RKO'em]

Where is this shit taking place? Venue?

[EDWARD]

I get the feeling the match will end in a count-out and we'll see Bryan/Sheamus for the US Title at WrestleMania.

I'm sure Sheamus said that if he loses, he'll quit. I could be wrong though. But he said nothing about drawing.

I really hope it doesn't end that way. This really does sound like a good T.V. match and would be for Mania. I just don't like the stipulations.

[Jordan]

St. Louis

[Jordan]

Snooki vs Kong tonight click her for article (hansy-prefers-fisting.org/backdoor)

[Jeritron]

Point is the supposed mainstream press doesn't give a shit, so all this idea of the WWE having their product all over the media isn't likely going to happen.

The point is, you're googling something before it happens, and using that as a barometer.
Hey, I checked tomorrow's news for fun and found nothing. No sports scores either. I guess nothing is going to happen?

Also, what is your point? Do you wish to go back on your earlier concession that she is indeed very famous?
If so, just be honest. Because it's interesting that you settled for her being famous and just not "an A lister", but now, in this thread, you're taking another broad approach.

Also, you dismissed the news outlets as just wrestling sites and TMZ. Okay? What do you think they're going for?
TMZ is precisely the outlet they want to be on. Am I supposed to believe this is a waste and she isn't actually famous because this isn't on Fareed Zakaria's twitter?

It just goes on and on.

[Jeritron]

Snooki to Hit WWE's 'Monday Night Raw'‎
TMZ.com - Mar 7, 2011

Snooki is finally getting in the wrestling ring ... and it will all go down one week from tonight on WWE's "Monday Night Raw" ... TMZ has learned. ...
Snooki Reacts to Her WWE 'Monday Night Raw' Gig: “Ugh ohhhh”‎ - OK! Magazine
Snooki to Guest Star on WWE's 'Monday Night Raw'‎ - TheCelebrityCafe.com
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Headed to Raw‎ - The Gossip Girls
Baltimore Sun (blog) - Monsters and Critics.com
all 93 news articles »
Fox News



You also didn't try very hard. Don't let the real results get in the way of the fun

[Jeritron]

That's copy pasted what you get when you google "snooki raw" and click the news tab. Nothing more

[VSG]

I am so happy at the thread title + logo I feel like posting this in here even if it makes no sense:

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

I am so happy at the thread title + logo I feel like posting this in here even if it makes no sense:

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Jeff Hardy can be the creepy drunk uncle no-one wants to talk to.

[RKO'em]

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/snooki-picture_293x473.jpg

Reality VS Reality tonight

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/_mikethemiz1.jpg

[Savio]

Hey if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Not a whole lot of press coverage on this though so meh.
Ya they are all distracted by an earthquake and a tsunami.

[VSG]

Still crack up at the kids dancing to Jeff Jarrett's theme.

Wasn't The Rock scheduled for tonight though? I don't see any mention of it on the WWE website/Rock's facebook page. I really thought we would get a Snooki/Miz/Rock segment.

[MoFo]

Hoping theres an angle where Snooki gets punched in the face.

I hope this is done by Jericho.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

The only thing that interests me is Miz/Cena/The Rock.

The more they bury that fuck stain Daniel Bryan, the better off the US title is. He has already disgraced it enough. The only thing better at drawing cricket sounds at Wrestlemania other than a diva's match, is a Daniel Bryan match.

HHH is boring as fuck. His promos are re-runs, and he should have just stuck with the silent treatment he did when he first returned. This goes the same for The Undertaker. Shut the fuck up, go beat HHH, and sit out for another 6-8 months.

Snookie, who gives a fuck about Snookie?

Randy Orton is another guy who is stale as fuck. CM Punk is growing on me, but still, is a useless cunt.

I predict a fucking horrible Raw. That is all.

[VSG]

Who let you back in here?

[Providence Peep]

I watched Jersey Shore for the first time last night because there was nothing else on TV. I didn't quite know what to make of it, but for the record, not every person here in Rhode Island is a guido like Pauly D.

[Cool King]

I really want to see Ryder tonight. Possibly always hanging out with Snooki.

I think it'll be sortof in the same way we saw Nitro/Federline back in 2006. Together, the majority of the time.

[Providence Peep]

The only thing that interests me is Miz/Cena/The Rock.

The more they bury that fuck stain Daniel Bryan, the better off the US title is. He has already disgraced it enough. The only thing better at drawing cricket sounds at Wrestlemania other than a diva's match, is a Daniel Bryan match.

HHH is boring as fuck. His promos are re-runs, and he should have just stuck with the silent treatment he did when he first returned. This goes the same for The Undertaker. Shut the fuck up, go beat HHH, and sit out for another 6-8 months.

Snookie, who gives a fuck about Snookie?

Randy Orton is another guy who is stale as fuck. CM Punk is growing on me, but still, is a useless cunt.

I predict a fucking horrible Raw. That is all.

Does anyone else here think SaskatchewanChamp would be the perfect poster child for birth control?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Does anyone else here think SaskatchewanChamp would be the perfect poster child for birth control?

I'm sure we could have multiple posters on that. Pretty sure you'd be a solid second campaign.

[SaskatchewanChamp]

Does anyone else here think SaskatchewanChamp is perfect

fixed

[Team Sheep]

Dwayne The Rock Johnson
I won't be live on RAW.. BUT, John Cena and I had a much needed heart to heart talk this weekend at my home. U will see it tonight on RAW...

[Providence Peep]

I'm sure we could have multiple posters on that. Pretty sure you'd be a solid second campaign.

And what, pray tell, causes you to think that? In any case, I'm sorry you feel that way.

[RKO'em]

RAW IS http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2009/08/shore.jpg

sorry.

[Lara Emily]

Snooki to Hit WWE's 'Monday Night Raw'‎
TMZ.com - Mar 7, 2011

Snooki is finally getting in the wrestling ring ... and it will all go down one week from tonight on WWE's "Monday Night Raw" ... TMZ has learned. ...
Snooki Reacts to Her WWE 'Monday Night Raw' Gig: “Ugh ohhhh”‎ - OK! Magazine
Snooki to Guest Star on WWE's 'Monday Night Raw'‎ - TheCelebrityCafe.com
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Headed to Raw‎ - The Gossip Girls
Baltimore Sun (blog) - Monsters and Critics.com
all 93 news articles »
Fox News



You also didn't try very hard. Don't let the real results get in the way of the fun

Oh and clicking all articles gets you some wrestling blogs, 2 bit gossip blogs, a ton of stories about the guy who punched Snooki joining the military, some other stories that don't talk about her WWE appearance, there is literally zero mainstream press coverage on this. I couldn't even find anything on MTV's site promoting it.


Finally do you understand the concept of getting a celeb, it's not for the after event press (what kind of after event press are you expecting?) it's the pre-event press, ie they want more viewers to watch, so the big media blitz should be before the event not after

[Jura]

Let me see dem tittays

[Seth82]

I actually will probably watch RAW tonight

SHOCKING yes...

[The Gold Standard]

How bad do you think Snooki will get booed tonight?

[Xero]

I actually will probably watch RAW tonight

SHOCKING yes...

Oh look, Seth82 is pretending to be hip to the current product to prove all us smart alecks wrong.

[Seth82]

Oh look, Seth82 is pretending to be hip to the current product to prove all us smart alecks wrong.

:nono:

I actually am gonna watch

I watched it since ROCK came back and will continue til WM

I never shoulda used the word smart aleck because now people will use it to make a comment about something I've written.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ok Seth chill out. Put on your dress and relax.

[Seth82]

and I did watch RAW regularly from like 93 til 2004

and even nowadays I flip it on every once in awhile and leave it on for abit

[Seth82]

Ok Seth chill out. Put on your dress and relax.

oh you're hilarious

[dronepool]

That stupid song annoys me... the one that plays while they announce that cunt being there. It pisses me off.

[Gass]

this is hilarious.

[ClockShot]

This kid's dead.

[Loose Cannon]

lol I hope Rock grabs that guitar

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

i don't care how bad raw gets, i still always watch it all of the way to the end
(yes that includes the divas matches and i watch those because i am a diva fan)

[Swiss Ultimate]

oh you're hilarious

Supreme is actually hilarious. I fucking love Supreme.

[Londoner]

lol

[Loose Cannon]

haha 2-5 year olds

[Rollermacka]

Wow, this kid does a better Cena than Cena does

[Loose Cannon]

hahahahaha love Rock

[PorkSoda]

Why can't The Rock and John Cena wrestle at Wrestlemania? The Rock can sell anything!

[Gass]

pure awesome.

[Rollermacka]

He didnt Rockbottom the kid :'(

[EDWARD]

BAM!

[Loose Cannon]

IS Cooking

[The Gold Standard]

The Rock can make any segment gold. If the roles were reversed and it was Cena and a little Rock, it would be terrible.

[Savio]

I'd rather they not put music behind this.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What idiot decided it'd be a good idea to cut to the crowd during Tron promos? They always look disinterested.</font>

[The Gold Standard]

This music is making the promo even more intense.

[ClockShot]

Eek. Trish Stratus in brunette hair color.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Coal Mine

[Rollermacka]

Lol, it's a douche in a box

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ahahaha Michael Cole

[EDWARD]

Really?! Cole is gold!

[Londoner]

wtf cole :D

[ClockShot]

Hey look, Cole is in a penalty box.

[Poit]

:lol: @ the Cole Mine

[Loose Cannon]

or Cole Mine

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lmao at the Cole mine.

[Nark Order]

All I got out of that Rock promo was "I'm not showing up again."

[The Gold Standard]

HAHAHA The Cole Mine!!

[Nark Order]

ROFL cole

[RawRocks]

Cole in a booth.. funny

[The Gold Standard]

I have actually enjoyed Cole the past few weeks.

[Seth82]

that was a great promo from The Rock I thought

and Michael Cole in that box should be interesting tonight

[Rollermacka]

The Rock can make any segment gold. If the roles were reversed and it was Cena and a little Rock, it would be terrible.

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at the "I bring it Via Satellite" shirt

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Cole Mine is just incredible.</font>

[The Gold Standard]

Between The Miz, The Rock, and John Cena, we have seen some of he best promos over the past few weeks.

[Loose Cannon]

feel sorry for Miz. he's got like no chance to get over right now

[EDWARD]

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at the "I bring it Via Satellite" shirt

Yeah, that was pretty funny, but that promo was way weaker than the first he did.

[Savio]

Miz made a 7 year old cry.

[The Gold Standard]

I'm not gonna lie, I laughed at the "I bring it Via Satellite" shirt

I think the past 2 Cena promos about the Rock have been gold, but I think in that one promo, if the roles were reversed we would have all hated it.

[Seth82]

Miz is awesome

love this guy

[EDWARD]

BTW, Miz looks better without Alex Riley.

[The Gold Standard]

feel sorry for Miz. he's got like no chance to get over right now

I think he is doing a good job of getting over though.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/I-Bring-It-Via-Satellite.gif

[Londoner]

Awesome promo from the miz.

[Loose Cannon]

I think he is doing a good job of getting over though.

no, I agree. he's that good, but he's in a real tough spot.

[EDWARD]

And he still does the Anonymous GM emails!?

[Poit]

Why isn't the GM laptop inside the Cole Mine?

[Londoner]

lol thats one long email

[EDWARD]

Psyche out.

[Savio]

Zack Ryder!

[Poit]

Ugh.

[The Gold Standard]

I actually thought it might be Taker. Khali...ugh

[ClockShot]

Could have sworn Miz took on Khali earlier in his career.

[RawRocks]

that was a beautiful interception by The King

[Seth82]

Khali vs Miz oughta be a clusterfuck

they coulda made a more interesting opponent

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

why is khali miz's opponent

ugh

it should've been Diesel vs the miz

[Nark Order]

Could have sworn Miz took on Khali earlier in his career.

He did in a squash. We aren't supposed to remember that though.

[Rollermacka]

Imagine if The Great Khali and Snookie had a kid. That thing would be the UGLIEST thing to ever walk the earth

[Savio]

Khali cant move I wonder how they will work this.

[Emperor Smeat]

Great start to RAW with the promos and :lol: at Cole needing a box. All he needs now is a plastic roof and some wheels and it can become a Cole-mobile.

[Londoner]

ahahahahaahhaahaha this is great

[ClockShot]

This went to hell quick.

[Rollermacka]

Imagine if The Great Khali and Snookie had a kid. That thing would be the UGLIEST thing to ever walk the earth

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv323/Rollermacka/Snookiemarshmallowman.jpg

[Londoner]

bloood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BLOOD! That proves it! Cena is gay!

[ClockShot]

Lawler's life exposed? Who's coming in, his son or his ex wife?

[EDWARD]

I love how they zoomed in on the cut too.

[The Gold Standard]

I think the Orton v Punk match at Mania would be better if Nexus were allowed at ringside.

[Nark Order]

Honky Tonk maybe?

[Lara Emily]

fucking sick Raw so far

Rock was gold

Miz was Awesome

that utter destruction of Khali and annihilation of that chair was sick and intense, loved the blade job

[Rollermacka]

I actually think it would be kinda badass if on Tough Enough they had a superheavy weight, or a crusierweight instead of everyone kinda being the same

[Seth82]

Lawler's life exposed? Who's coming in, his son or his ex wife?

Bill Dundee perhaps?

[EDWARD]

So John Cena has more millions than Rock?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Seth82 :roll::roll:

[Cool King]

I'm watching a stream from Italy and when Raw goes to a break, they show really old promos.

So far they've shown one for The Brothers of Destruction and just there, they showed The Miz in a Sky Italy studio telling the viewers to order Survivor Series and that he could cash in his Money In The Bank at the PPV.

[The Gold Standard]

Are we suppose to forget about Taker winning at WM 17?

[Rollermacka]

Lawler's life exposed? Who's coming in, his son or his ex wife?

If its Grand Masta Sexy... :eek:

[Rollermacka]

Wow, Snookie makes Vickie look like a twig by comparision

[The Gold Standard]

Don't fuck with Snooki

[Jura]

See through

[ClockShot]

So how fast do you guys thing they'll bring Vicki's daughter up to drive a wedge between her and Dolph?

I heard she just started training down on the farm.

[Cool King]

Where the hell is Ryder!?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If Ryder isn't used in a Snooki segment at some point tonight - the Raw writers have officially forgotten that he is employed.

I actually thought he was gonna show up instead of Vickie/Dolph when Snooki mentioned "we're always looking for new cast members"</font>

[ClockShot]

Yeah, I forgot about the stip in this match.

[Rollermacka]

Lol, Shamoose looks like a ghost in with that black background


Side note, when did Shamoose stop speaking Gaelic?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bryan looks like he's putting on muscle. Good for him.

[Innovator]

It's crazy to see Danielson tanner than someone.

[EDWARD]

What exactly did Sheamus do to get that heat?

[jkman61494]

You know, about three months ago, Sheamus was a product of the youth movement succeeding. Now, he is a product of how the WWE is scrapping it.

By the way, Bryan is another good representation of it. There is ZERO reaction. Look at the crowd when he pointed up at the turnbuckle. That crowd is DEAD. They're sitting, bored, texting, eating etc.

I don't blame Bryan for it. I blame the WWE. He's been back since Survivor Series, and he hasn't had a single feud. Has he ever defended his belt at a pay-per-view?

[Seth82]

I bet Cole is bringing in Jimmy Hart to expose the past of Lawler

since they do have a history

[parkmania]

Nah, it's gonna be Jeff Jarrett :shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Seth82 :roll::roll::roll:

[Rollermacka]

Nah, it's gonna be Jeff Hardy

:shifty:

[Providence Peep]

Well guys, one thing is for certain. The person being brought in from Lawler's past is NOT Andy Kaufman. :shifty::-\:|

[jkman61494]

I think i just realized, isn't this only the second match Bryan has had in the past FIVE weeks?

[The Gold Standard]

I am eating pickles in honor of Snooki.

[Poit]

I'd laugh if Bryan purposefully lost by countout to make Sheamus quit, since Sheamus said he'd quit if he didn't win the title.

[Rollermacka]

The end of that match... amazing :yes:

[jkman61494]

What's amazing is when the WWE actually gives Bryan time, the crowd gets VERY into it. Remember his match with Miz? I mean the crowd now is hot. The same goes for Sheamus.

But you can now forget about Bryan being on any match for awhile since he now jobbed.

[The Gold Standard]

I like giving Sheamus the US Title. However, what will happen to Bryan now?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

YEAH suck it Kevin Dunn

[Cool King]

Just in time for St. Patrick's Day. :shifty:

[Gass]

Great match.

I'm worried for Bryan though.

[RawRocks]

That was great match. I will give Sheamus that much..

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bryan might get buried, but it's not like he was doing anything with the title anyway.

[jkman61494]

Great match.

I'm worried for Bryan though.

Considering Bryan has had two matches since January, and just lost the title in one of them, hasn't had a feud in the five months he has been back, and not allowed to develop any time of rhythm on Raw?

He's either going to end up on Smackdown, or fighting William Regal on Superstars.

[Cool King]

Cole's guest is Miss Kitty! :shifty:

[EDWARD]

This is what I was talking about. Since Sheamus is chamnp now, what will happen to Bryan now?

[Emperor Smeat]

I like giving Sheamus the US Title. However, what will happen to Bryan now?

Probably requests a rematch at Mania against Sheamus.

Match itself was good and would be a waste to just toss this feud away when it only recently started.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bryan/Sheamus are clearly fighting again at Mania. Great match right there.

Come on Grand Master Sexay!</font>

[Cool King]

A promo for Legacy is showing now.

[Savio]

Bryan/Sheamus are clearly fighting again at Mania. Great match right there. yeah guessing there will be a rematch

[Rollermacka]

I was very dissapointed in the Stone Cold segment last week. Not enough WHAT?

[ClockShot]

HE'S HERE!

[EDWARD]

Turn it up!!

[Poit]

Grandmaster Sexay!

[LuigiD]

Grand Master Sexay!

[Cool King]

Holy shit, he has a tron and everything.

Is he back for good?

[Emperor Smeat]

He sort of looks like a thinner version of Dusty Rhodes with the hair style.

:rofl: crowd barely reacted to him returning.

[Rollermacka]

YEA!!!!! Wait, what the hell is that?

[Gass]

lol gms

[Loose Cannon]

Too Sexy

remember when Too Cool was getting steve ausitn pops?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Christopher gets no reaction :( yet Scotty would have gotten a huge pop</font>

[ClockShot]

From a distance, I thought it was Ziggy with that bleach blonde hair.

[dablackguy]

BC looks like 10 pounds of crap in a 2 pound bag

[Fat Aaron]

Oh my god, where is Scotty 2 Hotty???

[The Gold Standard]

The lack of reaction shows how no one cares for Grand Masta Sexay

[Jura]

Love how the crowd doesn't react at all and they're like who the hell is this guy?

[The Gold Standard]

He is out of breath from walking down the isle. HAHAHA

[dronepool]

He gained some weight and looks older, but cool to see him.

[Rollermacka]

Wow, crappy segment (remembers the storyline when Brian first came to the WWE and tried to prove he wasnt Jerry's son)

[Gass]

Grandmaster Sexay is the raw GM.

edit: holy fuck, this guy's only 39 (wiki...)??? He looks about 60.

[Savio]

Pop culture jokes 3 weeks late. Yup that's the WWE I know.

[The Gold Standard]

Could you imagine if this was a shoot and Lawler was telling his son he was terrible

[Gass]

Josh Matthews: "This is...this is...uncomfortable."


hahahahaha

[The Gold Standard]

Was Grand Masta Sexay this bad back then too?

[ClockShot]

JIM ROSS!

[Rollermacka]

It's gonna be GOOD OL JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


... or Oklahoma :shifty:

[parkmania]

BOOMER SOONER!

[RawRocks]

Jim Ross!

[Gass]

JR!!!!!!!11 *SPLOOGE*

[Cool King]

J.R!?

[Poit]

JR! :D

[The Gold Standard]

JR!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL Cole making fun of JR is the greatest thing ever

[Gass]

"I guess it's a slow day in the barbecue business...or on twitter." -Cole

Hahahahahaha

[Aguakate]

Jim Ross!

[Rock Bottom]

WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING IS THIS MAN

[Loose Cannon]

slow day at the BBQ :lol:

[The Gold Standard]

Mania season is the best. I wish WWE would make their programming this good all year round.

[Innovator]

Man I miss his voice.

[The Gold Standard]

Come on JR. We really have no say in what WWE does.

[Savio]

He does look like a rat.

[Rollermacka]

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/1/1e/Ed-Ferrara.jpg

Rat bastard! BASTARD! BASTARD!

[RawRocks]

I have been waiting for this for a couple years

[parkmania]

JR's slimmed down nicely.

[The Gold Standard]

JR is about to give a good Oklahoma whooping to Cole

[Juan]

RAT BASTARD 3:16

[Rollermacka]

JR taking off his clothes :drool:

[Poit]

Cue Swagger.

[Juan]

Business is about to pick up

[Aguakate]

Hahaha aaaaw, man! Come on, WWE!

[RawRocks]

not what i envisioned

[Gass]

Between Swagger, Cole, JR, and Lawler, this is starting to turn into an episode of the Three Stooges.

[Loose Cannon]

kind of wish Angle would come back and beat the shit out of Swagger. would be like Sting beating the shit out of Fake Sting

[The Gold Standard]

I guess this is them saying Swagger main evented Mania

[RawRocks]

AH FUCK YOU MICHAEL COLE

[Aguakate]

Did Jim Ross REALLY yell out "GOD ALMIGHTY"?!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

JR calling his own beating!

[jkman61494]

This is great heel heat for Swagger. For a guy who had NOTHING going, this can certainly help him.

[ClockShot]

If Jeff Capel wasn't fired, this wouldnt' have happened.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol loving Cole's character more every week

[Savio]

Did Jim Ross REALLY yell out "GOD ALMIGHTY"?!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

JR calling his own beating!
My ankle has been broken in half!

[Gass]

This is great heel heat for Swagger. For a guy who had NOTHING going, this can certainly help him.

Yep. He was going nowhere fast.

I'd rather see Swagger as Cole's personal bitch then what he's been up to.

Or maybe they can give him another W.H. Championship. :shifty::shifty:

[EDWARD]

I gotta say that segment was very good!

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDGE AND CHRISTIAN CHALLENGING THE CORRE FOR THE TAG TITLES ON SMACKDOWN THIS FRIDAY!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Gass]

Tonight's Raw has been awesome. Too bad it's taken 2 months into "WrestleMania" season to see some consistent writing.

Bring on the Snookster!

[Aguakate]

My ankle has been broken in half!

LOL

And when Swagger and Cole left, JR lifted his head, saw that King was down also, and blurted out "What CARNAGE!"

[ClockShot]

No way Orton's going down in his backyard.

[Gass]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDGE AND CHRISTIAN CHALLENGING THE CORRE FOR THE TAG TITLES ON SMACKDOWN THIS FRIDAY!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Win-win. If E/C wins, fucking awesome, perfect, great! Fans will eat that shit up. Plus it may eventually get Edge out of the W.H. Championship scene, something that needs to happen in my opinion. And Christian's character gets some refreshing, too.

If Corre wins, they can (potentially, assuming booking doesn't fuck it up) get a clean, strong win over two huge names.

[Rollermacka]

Bring on the Snookster!

WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN SNOOKAMAINIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!

[Lara Emily]

This Raw is amazing. Hasn't had a bad moment yet

[Rollermacka]

Mason Ryan is pretty bad in the ring :-\

[Lara Emily]

Corre cheats attacks Christian, setting up Christian to join with the Show team

[dhellova guy]

Punks gunna get in Ortons wifes face, Orton gets distracted, Ryan wins.

Book it.

[ClockShot]

Punk goes solo at mania.