Official RAW Thread for 08/08/11 - Two Men, Two Belts, Three H's

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Poit]

I'm posting LIVE from the HP Pavilion Center in San Jose, CA. This is Monday Night Raw!

[Xero]

Any EXCLUSIVE RAW THREAD SCOOPS you have for us, Reporter Poit?

[Poit]

This city is full of marks.

[Rammsteinmad]

Dammit, would love to be in a live Raw thread, but I'm off to bed in a minute. Fucking 2am here, I gotta be up at 7, and still have to brush my teeth before going to sleep. :yes:

[Poit]

Will the normally pro-Mexican crowd here support Del Rio, or will they remember the last time he was here, when he called the crowd a bunch of Mexi-can'ts? Stay tuned... on Monday Night Raw!

[Xero]

He should call them Mexi-cunts.

[Nervous Ferret]

Mallards59 will be watching and weighing in from time to time!

[Team Sheep]

Boo. I'm in "temporary accommodation" on the Tennessee campus so no TV yet. Do any big chain bars show Raw? I know some Buffalo Wild Wings shows Pay Per Views.

[Droford]

I was playing SvR09 and the Cena RTWM storyline is that he beats MVP and MVP decides to denounce America and form his own country..Better-than-U-Topia with Regal and Umaga of all people.

Couldn't help but think that Punk could totally pull that off..

[Lock Jaw]

I may or may not do something on this RAW.








Probably not.

[Droford]

I really have a hard time believing that they'd just blow off the Anonymous GM angle without resolution as to who it was.

I suppose not finding out who it was is better than finding out it was Vince somehow which wouldnt make any sense.

[Xero]

I really have a hard time believing that they'd just blow off the Anonymous GM angle without resolution as to who it was.

I suppose not finding out who it was is better than finding out it was Vince somehow which wouldnt make any sense.

The whole storyline with Hunter taking over is really a big-ass reset button for WWE. They can just write anything off before the Triple H era as something Vince did that the office doesn't like and just throw it away like that. And it works.

[Corndad]

I see the HHH screwing Punk out of matches thing starting tonight

[Lock Jaw]

I hear Chyna is going to return and join CM Punk's Stable, along with the REAL Women's title.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/women/304454132121112113

[Xero]

lol

[el bobbo]

Just ran 8 miles. Got a computer, beer, water, soda, taco salad, a guitar, and a bunch of greased up guys pretending to fight each other on my TV.

[FourFifty]

Did the chat room just crap out on everyone else?

[FourFifty]

Just ran 8 miles. Got a computer, beer, water, soda, taco salad, a guitar, and a bunch of greased up guys pretending to fight each other on my TV.


What kind of beer?

[Corndad]

Time to play the game...

[FourFifty]

One match to rule them all.

[ClockShot]

Special Guest Ref.

Somebody's getting screwed.

[FourFifty]

Nice to see Triple H can talk about himself.

[Aguakate]

For a bit there I thought he was referring to Big Show as Special Ref...I was thinking "How does Big Show play into this?" LOL

[el bobbo]

Keystone Lite.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Triple H is so screwing over Punk on Sunday.</font>

[FourFifty]

Get off my interwebs.

[Emperor Smeat]

Too bad he didn't add in a "1 pedigree guaranteed or your money back" as an extra stipulation.

Did the crowd get muted a bit because its neither loud in cheering or booing like in the beginning of the show when Triple H mentioned both names.

[FourFifty]

What song did this start out as?

[Corndad]

Alright so the HHH screwing of Punk starts Sunday and not tonight lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Risking watching this on an American stream. Let's hope the constant food ads don't lead to me ordering a pizza.

[el bobbo]

He actually hit the Vader Bomb.

[Corndad]

lol Ryder Loses We Riot sign

[ClockShot]

After a couple weeks now, I ain't digging this three-headed commentating team.

[Nervous Ferret]

John Cena def. Jack Swagger via the Attitude Adjustment. 10/10

[Corndad]

Perfect/Hart Flashback. Nice.

[ClockShot]

YEAH!

[el bobbo]

I almost marked out thinking about CM Punk vs Ricardo Rodriguez.

[Corndad]

LOL Truth. I've wondered the same thing about the Hot Dogs

[el bobbo]

Where does R-Truth buy his PCP?

[ClockShot]

At a boy, Miz.

[CSL]

setting up a PPV match right hurrrr, should be hawt

[Corndad]

Well I did read Mysterio got hurt a bit over weekend. Nah your right, gotta set up a PPV match.

[Juan]

Looks like Rey is still injured. They ran this angle all weekend at the Raw house shows

[CSL]

actually, there were reports of Rey being hurt, guessing they just wrote him off TV with that head shot

[Aguakate]

Miz needs to attack Cole so he can go back to being face.

[Emperor Smeat]

Too bad nobody managed to scream this during the attack by the Miz to Rey

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[ClockShot]

Kofi. The most logical.

[Corndad]

That would be weird if they announced him getting his rematch in his Hometown the day after SummerSlam just to write him off. Something tells me gonna set up Miz-Rey at SS.

[Aguakate]

Looks like someone told Cole to "tone it down a bit" during commentary...JR is doing a lot more talking this week...

...as it should be.

[Cool King]

Is it just me or is the crowd really quiet tonight? :-\

[Tom Guycott]

looks like WWE should reconsider the placement of that emblem statue at the top of the ramp. Everyone gets sent crashing into it. It's becoming the new "spanish announch table"

[CSL]

That would be weird if they announced him getting his rematch in his Hometown the day after SummerSlam just to write him off. Something tells me gonna set up Miz-Rey at SS.

they'll do it somewhere, could be a SS if he only needs a week off. If not, it's there ready and waiting now for whenever

[Aguakate]

...something tells me Del Rio will cash in at Summerslam.

[CSL]

that springboard was immense

[Aguakate]

...battle of the short tights and shin pads.

[CSL]

you gotta tuck yr. head Miz

[el bobbo]

Nice Punk interview.

[Aguakate]

CM Punk is a full-fledged face...

[Innovator]

He's CM Punk.

[Innovator]

Ricardo and Punk in the same segment. The amazingness will be off the charts.

[ClockShot]

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!

[Innovator]

Crowd is apathetic to the smiling and winking.

[Corndad]

Punks gonna be the Austin like Authority-bucking Face and be fuckin awesome at it.

[Innovator]

C






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PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[Aguakate]

Did WWE have issues with orders for Stone Cold's "Austin 3:16" shirt? Geez...this CM Punk shirt has been a HIT.

[Skippord]

can't wait to watch this Punk/Del Rio match later

wonder how many smiles/winks there will be

[CSL]

wonder if Triple H is considering wearing HBRef short shorts

[Innovator]

Naptime!

[Aguakate]

Alberto Del Rio took that GTS GREAT.

[Innovator]

Took it better than he took the Cro Cop leg kick.

[Rollermacka]

You know, the Wrestlemania theme song "Written in the stars" ended up growing on me

[ClockShot]

I wonder how much of Wrestlemania is going to be cut to fit into that NBC timeslot.

[Corndad]

Its probably an Hour long program so cut pretty severely. You figure they are gonna try and get Cena/Miz, Taker/HHH, Snooki stuff, and probably even some Hall of Fame in there so. I would say intros and straight to the finishes lol

[Aguakate]

I wonder how much of Wrestlemania is going to be cut to fit into that NBC timeslot.

IDK...from what I saw, it looks like the only match they'll show is HHH vs Undertaker...everything else will be interviews, highlights etc.

[Aguakate]

LOL I love Beth Phoenix's music.

[CSL]

have Beth's tatars always been that big?

[Cool King]

Lawler saying his lines from SmackDown vs Raw 2011.

[Aguakate]

have Beth's tatars always been that big?

LOL noticed the same thing. Something happened.

[Rollermacka]

Red head? Really stealing lines from Larry the Cable guy Jerry? Then again, I don't really expect better

[CSL]

no more splits #inabitMelina

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmm. Shots at Melina and Gail?

[Cool King]

No more stickfaces?

Beth Phoenix Fan is going to be gutted.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Beth Phoenix Fan must be so confused right now.

Beth Phoenix or Stinkfaces. Whose side does he choose?

[Corndad]

Beth is so winning Sunday. Love it.

[Aguakate]

Beth Phoenix going all CM Punk and doing a "mini shoot".

[Nervous Ferret]

Lawler saying his lines from SmackDown vs Raw 2011.

Roflllllllllll

[Wishbone]

Damn Beth and Eve impressing me alot there hell of a divas match. Infact probably best divas match in months, hope this is a regular thing.

[Beth Phoenix Fan]

No more stickfaces?

Beth Phoenix Fan is going to be gutted.

well now that she said that, kelly is gonna really wash her ass with beth's face at summerslam now:love:

[Graveler]

You can't make a mockery of what's already a joke Beth.

[ClockShot]

I AM PERFECTION!

[CSL]

match of the night time

[Wishbone]

God I love Dolph's new theme. :love:

[Corndad]

Follow that.

[SammyG]

Wow this Raw is seriously awful

[Jura]

Where the dolphans at?

[Wishbone]

Wow this Raw is seriously awful

I disagree it's been fair to good IMO

[Corndad]

Why does Riley look twice as jacked tonight for some reason?

[Wishbone]

Death it's self took a dump in your mouth? WTH :wtf:

[Tom Guycott]

Did Cena just say he came up with that "you can't see me" gesture?

It's not like it was the DDP bang, that Roc-a-fella co-opted... Cena got it from pop culture to begin with. It was kind of a "thing" even before he did it.

[Wishbone]

Why does Riley look twice as jacked tonight for some reason?

Breaking news Alex Riley gets 30 day suspension next month

[ClockShot]

C'mon creative. Let Dolph go solo.

[Corndad]

Breaking news Alex Riley gets 30 day suspension next month

Exactly what I was kinda thinking.

[Wishbone]

Little dissapointed with that one....

[CSL]

sets up a match for Sunday

[Wishbone]

Anyone else really hate these Miz 7-11 deals?

[ClockShot]

NFL MUSIC!

[CSL]

Sam-ahh Spence-ahhh

[CSL]

lol this VP being like an NFL Films spot from top to bottom

[Corndad]

Money in the Bank was so freakin awesome.

[Wishbone]

10 bucks says Cena wins Sunday and we get a Punk/HHH feud.

[Aguakate]

LOL Triple H w/ the ref shirt

[ClockShot]

Pretty nice package from the A/V dept.

[CSL]

Beth Phoenix with her best Mighty Molly homage in that promo shot

[ClockShot]

Wow. You can hear crickets chirp. Truth REALLY needs entrance music.

[Wishbone]

:eek: Did my eyes deceive me or did I just see someone else claim to be Little Jimmy?! Gimmick infringement damnit!!! :rant:

[Tom Guycott]

JoMo with the C4

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Morrison was pretty close to twatting his back on the ringpost then.

[Wishbone]

Little surprised Morrison hasn't had atleast a transitional title run yet to be honest.

[Battlekat]

Kind of curious why this match is being given away on Raw. Would have liked to see this saved til Summerslam.

[CSL]

"May 2nd Truth, you tried to end my career" he said with all the venom of a care bear

[Wishbone]

Not enough room on the card perhaps?

[CSL]

did care bears talk?

[ClockShot]

Interesting.

[Wishbone]

did care bears talk?

Uh....... :|

[Corndad]

Wow. Thats a big win for Truth.

[Innovator]

Funkhauser!

[Wishbone]

Wow RAW seemed short tonight.

[ClockShot]

Johnny Ace is in the building.

[Wishbone]

Truth push in the works?

[Emperor Smeat]

Last time there was a live contract segment, WWE Ice Cream bars almost came back as part of the stipulations.

Hopefully Cena doesn't mess things up again and the deal gets signed for the thing everyone wants to see happen by Summer Slam ....... the return of the bars :shifty:

[Tom Guycott]

Super Dave going over his next stunt with HHH. How can it possibly go wrong?

I still say Yoshi Tatsu should be Fuji.

[Wishbone]

Yoshi Tatsu holy crap that's a name I haven't heard... or read in awhile here.

[Wishbone]

I call bull either WWE is staging that or WAY to many parents let their kids use the internet.

[ClockShot]

Obviously, he's backstage.

[Innovator]

Please let Johnny Ace through the table.

[Wishbone]

Not a huge fan of Christian's current heel persona.

[Corndad]

lol at that Asian dude with the sign rocking out to Cult of Personality

[Aguakate]

This crowd sucks.

[ClockShot]

Usually not a table cover on a contract signing table. Is there?

Sledgehammer hiding?

[Cool King]

Did Christian say that SmackDown was live on Thursday?

[CSL]

Shane Douglas is going to run in here, drag Johnny Ace backstage and throw him through a window

[Wishbone]

lol Punk called it

[Tom Guycott]

Just noticed Cena's theme says "it's automatic I win this..."

Cena Wins: it's even in his theme

[Corndad]

Punk pointing out the obvious. Love it.

[Skippord]

I would watch that

[Skippord]

The Shane Douglas thing, that is.

[Innovator]

Ahahaha Punk and Rock.

[Wishbone]

U can't shee me!

[Corndad]

This is all gonna be Gold.

[ClockShot]

Rock just saved this episode of Raw.

[Rollermacka]

We need another shirt "I bring it Via Facebook"

[Wishbone]

Rock's gonna be in a GI Joe movie? Good lord.....

[CSL]

the microphone exchanges between these two have pretty much all been excellent

[Aguakate]

Rock just saved this episode of Raw.

...And he's not even there, and all WWE showed was a clip that's weeks old...and STILL he saved RAW.

[Rollermacka]

Why is Cena still talking? He wishes he could be Hulk Hogan, brother

[Skippord]

Gertner is going to have a huge erection from that

[Wishbone]

Cena channeling his inner internet nerd rofl

[el bobbo]

Cena referencing the 5 moves of doom.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cena using IWC terms too now. This is great.

[Tom Guycott]

5 moves of doom!

[Corndad]

Well so much for a Heel turn

[Wishbone]

I am really loving this.

[Battlekat]

the microphone exchanges between these two have pretty much all been excellent

Agreed, this interaction has been all-around awesome.

[CSL]

outstanding promo from Cena right here

[Wishbone]

Well so much for a Heel turn

did your really believe that was gonna happen? Really?

[ClockShot]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Corndad]

OH SHIT bringing up the releases.

[Wishbone]

Now I'm sad :'(

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Mentioning the fired talent. Wow.

[el bobbo]

Nice

[Aguakate]

LOL Wut?

[Wishbone]

No Gail mention? Aww man....

[Tom Guycott]

meh.. could have done without the Masters comment. Sweep his ass under the rug.

[Malfeitor]

Damn, Punk spitting some truth.

[Emperor Smeat]

So it wasn't the Diet Soda that caused Punk to resent Cena after all.

This segment has been amazing so far.

[Wishbone]

Oooo low blow by Punk.

[mhirn3]

Punk is crushing this promo

[Wishbone]

Damn Punk is a freakin' god

[Corndad]

God Punk is so good.

[Tom Guycott]

Actually, it is ALL gold. Cena. Punk. All of it.

[Londoner]

:lol: punk

[Battlekat]

It's about time this crowd woke up.

[Malfeitor]

No one can touch Punk when it comes to promos. Fact.

[Wishbone]

Punk could end all of the wars in the world just by picking up a mic.

[mhirn3]

"youll still have your legions of fans who will piss in their pants every time they think of you"


They had better put Punk over on sunday.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Incredible promo both ways.</font>

[Skippord]

kinda think Punk losing due to Triple H interference would be the best way to go

[Wishbone]

This is awesome! *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

[Aguakate]

LOL I have no idea what might happen Sunday...and it's awesome.

[Wishbone]

Well I really wish I had the money for SS now.

[Battlekat]

Haven't seen such a strong promo on both sides since Austin and The Rock. FACT

[Corndad]

That was great. Awesome. I loved the whole, we know where contact signings normally go, lets actually be different and entertaining route.

[CSL]

kinda think Punk losing due to Triple H interference would be the best way to go

yah, be it "on purpose" or "accidental" he has more gain/to play with as a character atm by dropping the belt imo

[el bobbo]

kinda think Punk losing due to Triple H interference would be the best way to go

A Cena heel turn would be perfect. They could amass their armies for an epic Survivor Series match.

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>Incredible promo both ways.</font>

[Malfeitor]

I'm so excited to witness this madness on Sunday.

[Wishbone]

I may have to go all James Steele for Punk now

[rob11]

Kevin Steen is trending on twitter.

[Malfeitor]

Because you know, I'll be there in person and whatnot.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

It's great when these big matches could go either way. It'd be pretty difficult for them to mess this up now, whichever way it goes will surely be great.

[Tom Guycott]

The one funny thing about all of that promo, however, is the part where Cena made fun of what most of the IWC said about him, but he obviously took it to heart recently by stepping his game back up in the ring and not being lazy with the moveset.

[CSL]

Kevin Steen can eat a dick

[mhirn3]

Kevin Steen is trending on twitter.


And not any more. I guess all 30 people figured out who he was and moved on from the dude with the sign.

[Mr. JL]

I predict HHH screws Cena and Punk wins.

Then HHH screws Punk and Del Rios cashes in.

[Cool King]

No Gail mention? Aww man....

I think it was because she quit. She wasn't released.

[Tom Guycott]

Shane Douglas is going to run in here, drag Johnny Ace backstage and throw him through a window
I would watch that
The Shane Douglas thing, that is.
Can you imagine the expletive peppered promo Shane would cut just on the "Dynamic Dudes" reference?

Rock's gonna be in a GI Joe movie? Good lord.....

There was a whole thread about that. He's supposedly going to play Roadblock. That led to discussion on the FINSTERFILM "Body Massage" PSA.

[Loose Cannon]

incredible. a contract signing that was actually entertaining. everyone really sold the match this Sunday. Loved Punk shouting "is the fix in??" :lol: at HHH and Cena. I don't know how to call it. I think Punk gets screwed and loses, which I believe would help him more then hurt him at this rate.

[Gonzo]

Raw was so-so tonight up until the contract signing. The exchange was awesome. I love the fact that the proverbial line has been crossed in some promo's in recent weeks. The crowd was a real fucking dud tonight though.

I'd like to see Punk keep the title but I'm with some of you in that I don't think that the angle can go wrong if he gets screwed out of it either.

I like Mr. JL's prediction that HHH screws both of them. The only thing is: where does the WWE go from there?

[Aguakate]

incredible. a contract signing that was actually entertaining. everyone really sold the match this Sunday. Loved Punk shouting "is the fix in??" :lol: at HHH and Cena. I don't know how to call it. I think Punk gets screwed and loses, which I believe would help him more then hurt him at this rate.

It's the only way to have him lose without taking away some of his thunder, so, yeah.

[Battlekat]

The only thing is: where does the WWE go from there?

That's what I'm wondering. As long as things can stay this compelling and force me to tune in (even once MNF starts), I couldn't care less who wins on Sunday. I just hope they can keep things up until Mania somehow. Wrestling hasn't been this fun to watch since I was a kid.

[loopydate]

One way or the other, the IWC will be very happy Sunday night at 11:00 EDT.

Option 1: Triple H attacks Cena, and Punk becomes the "Chosen One," the centerpiece of the new regime.

Option 2: Triple H attacks Punk, and we get the Cena heel turn with Punk becoming the crusader who speaks for the people and fights for them while Cena can turn his smarmy persona into a full-on corporate shill.

So we either get a CM Punk stable or a Cena heel turn. IWC happiness.

[Xero]

Nah, neither is going to happen. Punk will be screwed but Cena won't turn.

And the IWC in general will bitch about Punk losing the title too fast or some ridiculous garbage.

[Lock Jaw]

Possibly the first time I have ever thought of a contract signing segment as Awesome.

[Lock Jaw]

IWC happiness.

lol

[loopydate]

lol

Like I said, they'll be happy at eleven. By midnight they'll have figured out something to complain about. But for that one moment...

[Xero]

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[ThePhantom]

I have only one question, have the ratings for Raw been any better? If the answer is no, and with Monday Night Football starting up again, this has been a waste.

[Xero]

They're about even with what they've been doing. But that doesn't necessarily mean that they're going to be bad off for ratings come MNF. Since they're keeping people's attentions and clearly doing something right, more people might choose RAW over MNF than they would have in years past.

[CSL]

of course it's not a waste, consistency would have to be part of any kind of long term ratings hike

[Crimson]

I only watch the beginnings and ends of RAW now..because of CM Punk

[Juan]

I have only one question, have the ratings for Raw been any better? If the answer is no, and with Monday Night Football starting up again, this has been a waste.

Why is it a waste? Are you a shareholder? If not, just enjoy it and fuck the ratings.

[el bobbo]

They're about even with what they've been doing. But that doesn't necessarily mean that they're going to be bad off for ratings come MNF. Since they're keeping people's attentions and clearly doing something right, more people might choose RAW over MNF than they would have in years past.

You also have to factor that a lot of people will watch Raw on DVR or online which doesn't count in the Nielson ratings paradigm. I think that there are people like Joey Styles, and the rest of their Internet marketing team trying to keep track of online logistics and crap like that.

Also, who the hell watches any of the other shows on the USA network? Covert Affairs, Unnecessary Roughness. Remember Pacific Blue?

[CSL]

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[Skippord]

I like Psych

[CSL]

it's glorious like Burton Guster's head

[Battlekat]

Remember Pacific Blue?

Can't forget La Femme Nikita either.

[el bobbo]

There was a point in time where my family and friends had to stage an intervention because I got way too into Monk.

[el bobbo]

That might be why I harbor resentment.

[el bobbo]

Dule Hill was the president's assistant on The West Wing. A show which used to air all of the time on Bravo, until that channel got really gay.

[Skippord]

I also like White Collar, but that may just be me.

[CSL]

Dule Hill was the president's assistant on The West Wing. A show which used to air all of the time on Bravo, until that channel got really gay.

Charlie Youngggg (I :heart: The West Wing)

[CSL]

wooo pro wrestling

[el bobbo]

el bobbo likes to get drunk on monday nights, watch Raw, and comment on Internet message boards.

[el bobbo]

Charlie Youngggg (I :heart: The West Wing)

I used to masturbate to Janel Moloney's quick wit to Josh Lyman's tough litigation skills.

Rob Lowe was better on Californication as Eddie Nero than anything he has ever done (including Tommy Boy).

[Skippord]

Parks and Rec Rob Lowe is incredible

[Poit]

This crowd sucks.

That was the best crowd I've ever seen in San Jose.

[CSL]

non professional wrestling post about wonderful television showsI used to masturbate to Janel Moloney's quick wit to Josh Lyman's tough litigation skills.

Rob Lowe was better on Californication as Eddie Nero than anything he has ever done (including Tommy Boy).

dunno, I love Californication (on a role here) and he was funny as in it but Sam Seaborn might have been the best character in The West Wing behind Leo and Josh. And Toby. And the president. And Lord John Marbury.

But yeah, you get the idea, such amazing characters/writing.

Parks and Rec Rob Lowe is incredible

I haven't gotten this far yet, went through like the first 2 and a half seasons and pretty much stopped completely :-\ I do like the show though so I'll get there (Ron Swanson)

here's Maryse

http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/03/3s/s2/redhot31.png

wrestlingggg

[el bobbo]

I can't even look at Maryse anymore knowing whose dick has been inside of her ... #AWESOME

[el bobbo]

Kelly Kelly's pussy walks alone for miles inside a pit of danger.

[Poit]

Wait, I thought the pit of danger was Melina's pussy?

[Jura]

EVEN BETTER

[el bobbo]

Melina is a non-entity as espoused (or not) in CM Punk's rant this Monday night on WWE's Monday Night Raw... and John Morrison is pretty much fucked as well.

[Lock Jaw]

Has Morrison lost all of his matches since his "big return"?

[el bobbo]

Has Morrison lost all of his matches since his "big return"?

He got a good beatdown on Nigga Truth when he came back, but after that he hasn't done a god damn thing except lose.

If you just watch Raw it seems like the only storyline that has been developing is the WWE Title line. Rey is perched closed to the top as well as Miz. Truth and J-Mo are just filler. A Ry and Ziggler might have something cool going, but it's too late for a SummerSlam payoff. Del Rio is a wildcard, but I dont see them fucking with him for the title at summerslam.

Why can't they just make the stories a little more clear before the biggest PPV of the summer?

[Tom Guycott]

Also, who the hell watches any of the other shows on the USA network? Covert Affairs, Unnecessary Roughness. Remember Pacific Blue?

I used to watch Silk Stalkings. :shifty:

[Disco Apocalypse]

Is it still ok to comment about Raw on this thread, or has that ship sailed?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Is it still ok to comment about Raw on this thread, or has that ship sailed?

By all means

[Disco Apocalypse]

My comment wasn't earth-shattering... I just thought Cena pulled funny faces that he usually doesn't pull. That is all.

[Disco Apocalypse]

I don't know if you can read into that, just seemed a slight change in behaviour from his usual promos.

Regardless, he did a great job to add to Punk's reeking awesomeness.