Official RAW Thread for 08/22/11 - OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead! LOL!

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Malfeitor]

Business is about to pick up!

[JimmyMess]

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"We didn't come here to play!"

[Lock Jaw]

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"I came to play.... :shifty:"

[JimmyMess]

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"to play THE GAME?"

[Lock Jaw]

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"SHE came to play The Game... and she's calling her friends!"

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[Xero]

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"I wanna play!"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

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"WHAT?"

[Cool King]

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"If I can be serious for a moment."

[Xero]

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"Head."

[Cool King]

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"....Cheese."

[SammyG]

Shut the fuck up

[CSL]

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"you're all gay and I just had so much sex with all of your mothers that my hair went grey again"

[CSL]

I guess young Samuel's post was more to the point

[Cool King]

Shut the fuck up

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"Are you serious bro!?"

[Xero]

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"Hey yo. Big Kev. Put in a good word for me."

[Next Big Thing]

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"And I need intravenous fluids to replenish all the juices I left on their faces."

[teamXtremist]

lol nash v punk in 2011

[CSL]

hilarious

[Boondock Saint]

Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

[Jura]

Get a clue, hit the weights, take a shower.

[ClockShot]

So the show is in Canada tonight. Bret Hart gonna drop in to remind us he still has a job with the company?

[Xero]

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[Nicky Fives]

Welcome To Bizarro Land!!!!

[Providence Peep]

So the show is in Canada tonight. Bret Hart gonna drop in to remind us he still has a job with the company?

Did Bret screw Bret?

[Loose Cannon]

"Look at the adjective...PLAY....we ain't here to play" ---Kevin Nash

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[Aguakate]

I hope tonight there's some clarity as to where everything is headed. Last Monday was awesome and all, but it was a bit of a clusterfuck...

[Aguakate]

Get a clue, hit the weights, take a shower.

This is the way it SHOULD be.

Punk gets a clue...you know..."gets it"...

...then he's like "I gotta get bigger", so he hits the weights...

...and then he takes a shower.

[Corndad]

Greatest first page to a Raw thread ever.

[Providence Peep]

Welcome To Bizarro Land!!!!

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Oh, Canada........

[Innovator]

RAW IS "BIZARRO LAND"

[Loose Cannon]

go time

[Loose Cannon]

Inno, when are we playing pool you bastard

[ClockShot]

STRIKE UP THE BAND!

[Corndad]

VIVA DEL RIO!

[ClockShot]

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!

[Providence Peep]

They're in Edmonton?! Do you guys think this will be the night Chris Benoit finally makes his return?! :shifty:

[Innovator]

Inno, when are we playing pool you bastard
Come over.

[Blakeamus]

But you already know that!

[Innovator]

DRINKING GAME: Drink whenever Cole mentions twitter or annoys you.

[Corndad]

DRINKING GAME: Drink whenever Cole mentions twitter or annoys you.

I see a lot of people running to the store to buy more about half way through Raw.

[Blakeamus]

Rey has torn his ACL on the same injured knee, right?

[Corndad]

Well he's not waiting till the end this week...

[ClockShot]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT MY TITLE BACK!

[Blakeamus]

Corndad, I was thinking the same thing....

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Every time Cena's music hits lately I hear Rock singing the tune through pursed lips in his internet promo.

[Innovator]

BUSTED

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah? Who's that?

[Loose Cannon]

Cena is tired of making average look awesome

[Loose Cannon]

AWESOME IS HERE

[Corndad]

Cue.. Punk!

[Innovator]

People's Champ is here

[Blakeamus]

I really want to get that t-shirt!

[Cool King]

I'm always happy when I hear Punk's music.

[ClockShot]

"I texted Nash"

Good sign.

[Loose Cannon]

3 WAY DANCE.

[Corndad]

The 70 year old cowboy looking guy in the front row goes wild for Punk lol

[Emperor Smeat]

I guess according to Cena, Orton isn't anything special or even worthy of being his equal even though the WWE has tried to make Orton be seen as great as Cena.

[Blakeamus]

Cue Triple H...

[Loose Cannon]

The 70 year old cowboy looking guy in the front row goes wild for Punk lol

lol I missed that

[Loose Cannon]

Del Rio is totally getting buried here, but does anybody really give a fuck

[Loose Cannon]

Del Rio is like Jericho pre Mania 18

[Innovator]

JACK TUNNEY

[Loose Cannon]

rofl Jack Tunney

[ClockShot]

Jack Tunney?

Where?

[Blakeamus]

Haha Jack Tunney reference..

[Next Big Thing]

Del Rio is getting played a bit right now.

[Corndad]

Triple H comes out in 3...2...

[GD]

John Cena is horrible.

[ClockShot]

ENOUGH.

WHERE'S TRIPLE H?!

[CSL]

lol wonder how many slower young kids have just had Christmas ruined for them

[Next Big Thing]

Now he's coming back.

[Innovator]

I can see Punk getting in trouble with the Santa line

[Corndad]

Guess it's time to play the game again.

[Loose Cannon]

COO Triple H saves the day

[CSL]

lol Triple H must look himself in the mirror every night and wonder how the fuck he's in the position he's in rn and has been in for some time

[Blakeamus]

Unless you are CENA!

[Innovator]

Giving away the Jedi of the trilogy already?

[Rollermacka]

Corndad, I was thinking the same thing....

Hey Blake, you stole my Avatar :mad:



Side note, I never noticed the white hairs in HHH beard till right now

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cena wins due to Nash</font>

[Blakeamus]

Why do I get the feeling Cena will win tonight?

[CSL]

don't want to see this match happen on RAW

[Loose Cannon]

Mark Henry version 10

[Blakeamus]

Hey Rollermacka...I've been having this avatar for over a few years now.

[Blakeamus]

Dont let the posts fool you, I've been around...

[Innovator]

don't want to see this match happen on RAW
get out of my wrestling brain.

[Innovator]

WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative) WWE Creative



Under the WWE Corporate bylaws, any promo that lasts longer than 15 minutes must include Triple H. #RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23RAWTonight)

[Cool King]

Cena wins.

We have Punk vs Nash at NoC, even though it's not a title match.

[Blakeamus]

MOJO!

[Corndad]

Morrison's losing streak starts again tonight lol

[Innovator]

I love how HHH created a new corporate position for himself - CEOO

[ClockShot]

WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative) WWE Creative



Under the WWE Corporate bylaws, any promo that lasts longer than 15 minutes must include Triple H. #RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23RAWTonight)

Hell, we've known that for a while. There's a copy of it somewhere here.

[CSL]

I physically deflate every time Morrison's music hits

[Loose Cannon]

sqaush match

[Cool King]

Why do people away up in the "cheap seats" have signs?

Nobody can read them and they have a low chance of making it to TV.

[Loose Cannon]

Morrison should be in the new cruiserweight division as a heel

[CSL]

Why do people away up in the "cheap seats" have signs?

Nobody can read them and they have a low chance of making it to TV.

Because human stupidity is infinite

[Innovator]

When I see Morrison I think Tito Santana minus the awesomeness

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I like Del Rio more and more with every match lately. His ring presence and facial expressions are great.

[Corndad]

When I see Morrison I think Tito Santana minus the awesomeness

...and the Amazing Generic Mexican theme music. People would go nuts for that.

[Cool King]

Was that the referee or a fan that said "Watch the face Del Rio, you don't want to mess that thing up" just as Raw was going to a break.

[Blakeamus]

Del Rio is growing on me. The title looked great on him in that promo.

[ClockShot]

Sounded like a fan.

[The Naitch]

God, Cena needs to turn heel already.

[Corndad]

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[Innovator]

GERMAN!

[Blakeamus]

nice suplex!

[ClockShot]

Eek. And Morrison just got back from neck surgery. Right?

[CSL]

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[whitehead12]

Its like their trying to hurt Morrison again he's drooped on his head like 10 times a match since he's been baxk

[Blakeamus]

That REF is making it too obvious when he stalls after the two count..

[Cool King]

Is Del Rio's eye bleeding? :wtf:

[Innovator]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/wright.jpg
The RAW GM. Someone book it.

[blak23]

this match is great

[CSL]

yeah, was gonna say these have been some long 2 counts, especially the one just where ADR seemed to be waiting on the ref to come down for the 3 before kicking out

[Blakeamus]

I believe Morrison has landed a dozen of times since returning.

[Loose Cannon]

love when he does the spin move on the arm breaker.

[Innovator]

DAS WUNDERKID >>>>>>>JoMo

[CSL]

I could have watched 90 minutes of ADR keeping Morrison in the armbar

[CSL]

that's it, just leave them there for the rest of the show, cut to them every now and again

[Malfeitor]

Damn, that was a good match. That DDT by Morrison was rad.

[whitehead12]

Does cena get xpac heat

[Blakeamus]

Think they needed to update some of the champions holding the title currently for that NOC promo...

[Rollermacka]

Kelly Kelly vs a Bella again?


Side note, I was watching an interview of Nash yesterday and he kept rambling on about Kelly Kelly. Dirty old man... then again, can you blame him?

[Innovator]

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[Emperor Smeat]

that's it, just leave them there for the rest of the show, cut to them every now and again

Add in R-Truth taunting MoJo and it would be perfect.

[CSL]

Does cena get xpac heat

noh

[Blakeamus]

Kelly Kelly vs a Bella again?

I believe it was EVE booked to face one of the Bellas

[Innovator]

Add in R-Truth taunting MoJo and it would be perfect.
With Ricardo announcing Del Rio as the winner over and over again.

[Cool King]

No Twin Magic then.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Watching this on a stream from the Italian version of Sky Sports and they keep showing clips of Kid Rock at Wrestlemania instead of regular ads.

Also keep having songs by the likes of My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte during football adverts.

[CSL]

would wear Eve as a mask tbh

[Next Big Thing]

If they weren't such higher profile characters I could see them doing something silly like that.

Maybe have Honrnswoggle get Chavo in an armbar during their feud and have chavo sell it throughout the entire show. Walking around backstage, showering, interviews, etc...

[Cool King]

They want respect.

[Rollermacka]

I believe it was EVE booked to face one of the Bellas

Meh, same thing either way. Time to go get something to eat

[Blakeamus]

would wear Eve as a mask tbh

You would probably drink her bath water too...

[ClockShot]

Sounds like the natives are getting restless.

[Cool King]

Watching this on a stream from the Italian version of Sky Sports and they keep showing clips of Kid Rock at Wrestlemania instead of regular ads.

Also keep having songs by the likes of My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte during football adverts.

lol I've came across the Italian stream a few times.

Kid Rock does your head in after the 80th time.

[CSL]

Kelly Kelly makes Melina look like Dynamite Kid

[Malfeitor]

BIG SEXY IN DA HOUSEEEEE.

[Blakeamus]

I never understood why they would switch themes like that...Eve won her match, let it be her theme continue to play. Why the fuck play Kelly's after she hits a single move?

[CSL]

Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash Nash

[CSL]

Kevin Nash is wearing the greatest shirt in the history of wrestling

[CSL]

Kevin Nash making the greatest walk in the history of wrestling right there

[CSL]

Probably the best beard of all time sported by Kevin Nash just then

[Malfeitor]

"This is the greatest night in the history of our sport."

[ClockShot]

A Rent-a-Center commercial with Hulk Hogan, on USA Network.

Hmmmm.

[Rollermacka]

Lol, I like watching Rent-A-Center commercials durring RAW, brother!

[CSL]

Hulk Hogan jumping on that money train once again by having his advert/commercial shown for the first time tonight after Kevin Nash is announced as being in the building right before the break

[Blakeamus]

To me, Alex Riley seems like he rushes into his spots...

[Cool King]

Awesome, Swagger!

[Blakeamus]

The Heenan Family>The Vickie Family

[Loose Cannon]

alright, back to managers having stables again

[Blakeamus]

Yep

[Cool King]

I've just got a feeling that we'll see a Triple Threat Match at Night of Champions for the United States Championship.

Ziggler vs Swagger vs Riley.

[ClockShot]

Now IF Creative is smart, they would drop the Dolph/Vicki couple thing and go Vicki/Swagger. Call up Vicki's daughter from the farm and have her paired with Dolph.

Be a good feud.

[Corndad]

Riley with the jobber entrance.

[Innovator]

Yup, bloom is off the A-Ri rose, no entrance.

[CSL]

lol Dolph

[blak23]

so does dolph turn?

[Cool King]

The fuck?

Some "Interactive Advert" just interupted my stream as Swagger went to the apron.

What happened?

[Loose Cannon]

HHH talking to Justin Credible for sure

[Next Big Thing]

LOL at upset Swagger.

[Rock Bottom]

Can someone fill me in on whatever promo took place before the ADR match, was passed out

[Corndad]

This ought to be good. Kinda hope HBK pops his 2 cents into all this some week.

[ClockShot]

A Cummins engine better start when Nash walks out.

[Cool King]

And now my stream has changed from USA to Sky Sports. :wtf:

[Rock Bottom]

MIZARK

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Thought Nash was coming out to Ortons music then.

[Innovator]

HHH facebook messaged Nash to show up.

[Loose Cannon]

KLIQ taking over Raw

[Innovator]

Cmon no Wolfpac music?

[ClockShot]

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Yeah.

[Loose Cannon]

throw the sign up boys

[Cool King]

Still no music.

[Innovator]

Goatee is a little more kept this week.

[Next Big Thing]

Kevin Nash is dressed like a guy who dropped his kids off at school and now has to finish his wife's grocery list.

[Loose Cannon]

I will freak out if Wolfpack music hits

[Xero]

Nash's hair and beard look so much better.

[CSL]

The fuck?

Some "Interactive Advert" just interupted my stream as Swagger went to the apron.

What happened?

Those interactive ads are the bane of my internet existence.

[blak23]

i like this hhh

[Innovator]

CLOBBERING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

[Corndad]

Oh shit.

[Malfeitor]

ROUND TWO!

[Cool King]

lol

HHH: I've asked Kevin Nash to come out here.

HHH: Nash, leave.

[ClockShot]

I was thinking call in the Scooby gang myself.

[Rollermacka]

Calling him Big Lazy, gotta love Punk

[Malfeitor]

Punk already owning the segment.

[Rock Bottom]

LOL at Rick James ref

[Corndad]

Bean headed wife... damn.

[Malfeitor]

Intense shit.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Punk

Why is Triple H leaving his balls in his wife's purse to begin with?

[Next Big Thing]

Punk is on

[Innovator]

THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

[Loose Cannon]

:rofl:

[Rollermacka]

He punched him in the back of the head and Punk checks his lip...

[Next Big Thing]

I like this. HHH trying to be diplomatic with Punk taunting him and Kev telling him to put him down. Good stuff.

[blak23]

he fell on his face bro

[Rock Bottom]

So what all got said in the opening promo, anyone?

[Corndad]

This is why so many bitched when Raw wasn't entertaining for so long cause they knew it could be like the last few weeks have been. Punk has been out of this world good.

[Rollermacka]

No homo, I think Punk looked better with a hairy chest than with the tattoos

[Malfeitor]

So many different ways this can go, and I think that's the best part.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Really love this Punk/Triple H/Nash program.

[Blakeamus]

Kevin Nash is dressed like a guy who dropped his kids off at school and now has to finish his wife's grocery list.

He got the text from his wife to pick up a gallon of milk before he came home...

[Loose Cannon]

Tag Title push

[Cool King]

I really hope Kingston & Bourne wins.

It'll put some life into the Tag Division.

[Rock Bottom]

Evan Bourne's theme is neat.

This theme however is not.

[Blakeamus]

McGillicutty with the bro hat for the second straight week!

[ClockShot]

Ditch the hat, Perfect Jr.

[blak23]

still dont get the bro hat

[Cool King]

Then again, they could get screwed tonight and face the champs at NoC.

[Blakeamus]

Like Otunga's tights though

[Malfeitor]

If Bourne and Kofi don't win, I'll be a tad surprised.

[Corndad]

I don't think the Bushwhackers were ever Tag Champs were they?

[Blakeamus]

I don't believe

[blak23]

get up son

[Loose Cannon]

Otunga and Perfect should film some scenes of them hanging out in the LA club scene

[Cool King]

Kingston & Bourne should be named "High Energy II". :shifty:

[Rollermacka]

I don't know who looks like more of a douche, McGillicutty with his backwards hat or Otunga and his... well Otunga just always looks like a douche

[Blakeamus]

I just wish they would commentate the match instead of talking about other things that occurred...was watching some shit back in 99 and they talked strictly about the match that was happening...

[Rock Bottom]

Dolph Ziggler's dad is a ref

[Blakeamus]

Right in the MUSH!

[ClockShot]

Was he just asking Lawler if he liked that?

[blak23]

almost perfect

[ClockShot]

Dolph Ziggler's dad is a ref

That's one of the Armstrong brothers, mind you.

[Blakeamus]

Damn they really are ripping them for their lack of personality

[Malfeitor]

Bourne damn near fucked that up.

[Blakeamus]

NEW CHAMPS!!!

[Corndad]

New Champs!

[blak23]

Great look

[Cool King]

Awesome!

Also, Bourne's first title in the WWE.

[Corndad]

JR Fail.

[Blakeamus]

Well guys...heres the beginning of a rejuventated TAG TEAM DIVISION! WHOOO!

[blak23]

Bournes first title, enter the kings of wrestling

[Theo Dious]

Doesn't seem to be occurring to anyone else that they're planting seeds for the rumored WWE tag division revitalization?

[blak23]

Doesn't seem to be occurring to anyone else that they're planting seeds for the rumored WWE tag division revitalization?

I think thats obvious mate

[whitehead12]

Otunga and perfect Jr... future endeavoured

[ClockShot]

Oooh. Gotta buy that one.

[Cool King]

That "OMG!" DVD looks good.

The only problem I have with it is that it's named "OMG!".

[Blakeamus]

Otunga and perfect Jr... future endeavoured

I don't think so

[ClockShot]

That "OMG!" DVD looks good.

The only problem I have with it is that it's named "OMG!".

Joey Styles must have a hand, or words, in the making of that DVD set.

[Blakeamus]

On top of your head, what do you think will be the number one OMG! moment on that DVD?

[Blakeamus]

Joey Styles must have a hand, or words, in the making of that DVD set.

Hes getting royalties, heh.

[Loose Cannon]

Benoit killling his family

[Loose Cannon]

probably a bonus Easter egg though

[Cool King]

Benoit killling his family

I think that's being saved for the "Holy Shit!" DVD they have in the works.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Mankind off the cell.

[Malfeitor]

450 splash huh?

[Blakeamus]

WOO WOO WOO!

[ClockShot]

On top of your head, what do you think will be the number one OMG! moment on that DVD?


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IT'S ME PUNK! I TEXTED NASH! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG PUNK!