Official RAW Thread for 8/29/11 - Happy Birthday, Kizarny! (Also Inno)

[Mr. C]

Is there anything of relevance that will happen tonight? I know John Cena is now #1 contender, but they got a few weeks until the match, so I’m thinking it’ll be one of those matches with Alberto Del Rio and partner of his choosing vs. CM Punk and Cena.

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Innovator]

I love sharing a birthday with Michael Jackson, Robin Leach, and Kizarny.

[Shisen Kopf]

only 5 hours till show time. Shoulda started it sooner, like last tuesday!

[Droford]

least we not forget also that Smackdown is live tomorrow night

[Shadrick]

*razor ramon stomps*

[Krimzon7]

Well gents, I'll be at tilted kilt watching this shit

[Corndad]

I'm intrigued to see if they bring the rest of the Clique into this Punk/Nash thing. Could make for some amazing promos.

Also really looking forward to more the Miz/Truth combo. They have been one of the many highlights for me the past few weeks. Truth's rap last week still has me laughin my ass off a week later. lol

[Loose Cannon]

Happy B DAY BRO. Time to Play the Game

[Logan]

I'm intrigued to see if they bring the rest of the Clique into this Punk/Nash thing. Could make for some amazing promos.

Also really looking forward to more the Miz/Truth combo. They have been one of the many highlights for me the past few weeks. Truth's rap last week still has me laughin my ass off a week later. lol

I like the miz/truth pairing as well. Despite the truths comic relief, ala chavo v horney, I got the impression it wasn't going anywhere, so pairing him with miz might help both.

[loopydate]

I wish Truth would attack Scott Armstrong while he's reffing a match because somebody just told him that his brother used to be Arachniman.

[Domino]

Anybody out there got a stream?

[DLVH84]

Triple H vs. Johnny Ace...book it.

[Triple Naitch]

Miz is apparently debuting a new shirt tonight.

[Cool King]

Miz is apparently debuting a new shirt tonight.

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It's been available on WWE Shop and Euroshop for a while now.

[Corndad]

What ever happened to using contractions for words lol

You are not. Wouldn't it sound better "You aren't?" or "You're not?"

[Corndad]

Time to play the game...

[Cool King]

"Raw Super Show"?

[Aguakate]

...every time I see Triple H, I expect a heel turn lol.

[Cool King]

lol someone in the crowd is holding up their crutch.

[Corndad]

Wow. Thats kinda big.

[Domino]

Stream please? Anyone?

[Aguakate]

...LOL "Raw Super Show"?

...kinda corny...'95-ish or something.

[Corndad]

Smackdown guys just got extra air time lol

[Innovator]

WOOOOO BRAND EXTENSION!

[Loose Cannon]

Yessssss, Finally everyone's on Raw :love:

[Loose Cannon]

Randy Orton, welcome back :love:

[Corndad]

And the crowd goes wild

[blak23]

Punk

[Innovator]

Replays of Nash with the walk in

[Cool King]

So I take it Punk is officially a face now?

[Innovator]

MAN UP BOI

[Corndad]

OH SHIT!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Corporate CockSnogger]

YESSSSSS NWOOOOOOOOO

[blak23]

nwo theme

[Innovator]

NWO MUSIC!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Nash using nWo classic music for an entrance

[Loose Cannon]

MARKING OUT

[Cool King]

nWoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

[el bobbo]

Nice.

[Blakeamus]

Sup Peeps! Another 20 min promo to start off RAW tonight?

[Aguakate]

LOL wut?!

[McLegend]

I can live with the NWO music.

I need some NWO sound effects though.

[Corndad]

4 life!

[Innovator]

Nash's hair has changed every appearance

[Loose Cannon]

wow, totally didn't expect that

[el bobbo]

Nash sounds like he has a mouthful of shit.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That theme will NEVER get old.</font>

[blak23]

lol punks face

[BigDaddyCool]

It is also my dads birthday.

Also nWo themed Nash! Wooooo

[Corndad]

I would pay a million dollars for Sexy Boy to hit right now...

[Blakeamus]

YOU LIE!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That's right Hunter, you growl at him.

[Loose Cannon]

Nash sounds like he has a mouthful of shit.

I've noticed this the last two weeks. it's like he's having trouble getting words out for some reason

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder if Nash's "contract" includes a torn quad clause :shifty:


Nash sounds like he has a mouthful of shit.

Nash has said in a few reports that him and Punk are trying to ad-lib the promos so it could explain him stuttering or sounding bad.

[McLegend]

No one sits at home and gets paid better then Nash.

[Corndad]

lol Punk getting sick

[blak23]

lmao

[Loose Cannon]

No one sits at home and gets paid better then Nash.

lol so true

[Blakeamus]

wow haha

[BigDaddyCool]

Punk making knee joke at Nash's expense? That is tpww's job.

[Cool King]

I actually "lol'd" at the knees remark.

[el bobbo]

I wonder if Nash's "contract" includes a torn quad clause :shifty:




Nash has said in a few reports that him and Punk are trying to ad-lib the promos so it could explain him stuttering or sounding bad.

I guess Punk's just a lot quicker.

[blak23]

oh no

[TheFallenOneX]

Punk's getting a nice blad spot on top a la Shawn Micheals

[Triple Naitch]

Nash's shirt is awful.

[Corndad]

Pipebomb!

[blak23]

pipebomb ftw

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol what? Orton?

[Loose Cannon]

OMG :love: :love: :love:

[Corndad]

I'm gonna love this Supershow stuff.

[el bobbo]

Is this super show stuff permanent?

[blak23]

ziggles got a vignette

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh, thought Orton was going to get talking to Nash and Punk.

[Corndad]

Is this super show stuff permanent?

Yea HHH said SD guys will be on Raw every week.

[loopydate]

OMG :love: :love: :love:

Nice to see some things remain constant after seven years :D

[Jura]

Where the Dolphans at?

[el bobbo]

Yea HHH said SD guys will be on Raw every week.

Nice. Should make it more exciting.

[Cool King]

So does anyone think this is the WWE beginning to slowly phase out the whole "Brand Extension" thing?

[Juan]

Hot match

[blak23]

vickie putting some weight back on

[Corndad]

So does anyone think this is the WWE beginning to slowly phase out the whole "Brand Extension" thing?

I would say for all the TV tapings yes... but I think are making too much money running 2 Brands for House shows to break it up completely.

[Innovator]

holy fuck at that kick

[blak23]

So does anyone think this is the WWE beginning to slowly phase out the whole "Brand Extension" thing?

im wondering if we'll go as far as having one title

[Innovator]

Hot match, Dolph looked amazing.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty sure that was a botched finish. Gotta think Ziggler was supposed to fall down into the RKO when he got thrown into the air.</font>

[Cool King]

That was a great match.

[Jura]

Would have looked cooler if he did the RKO right after he threw him.

[Loose Cannon]

awesome match right there

[Aguakate]

LOL Del Rio attacked Cena while wearing a scarf...

...'sup?

[Emperor Smeat]

What a great match especially with Zig countering the 1st RKO into a sleeper and Orton setting up the DDT differently than he does usually.

[Loose Cannon]

im wondering if we'll go as far as having one title

I've been wanting this for years.

[Corndad]

Yea Ziggler looked like a million bucks in that match.

[el bobbo]

The RKO he did pull off looked botched, but it also looked fucking sick as hell.

[Aguakate]

...So Cena stands by, waiting to be interviewed...and when he is...he doesn't want to talk...

...uh-huh...

[Blakeamus]

he would rather grace us with his presence in the ring...wonder if he will mention how he noticed Kevin Nash on the ramp after he defeated CM Punk. You know that isn't what Cena "stands for".

[Cool King]

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[blak23]

I've been wanting this for years.

naw i like the two titles

[Corndad]

So he goes from pissed off before the break to happy go lucky guy after?

[Blakeamus]

So he goes from pissed off before the break to happy go lucky guy after?

Bipolar maybe?

[Loose Cannon]

The Silverback

[Innovator]

WOOOOOO SOMEBODY GON GET THEY ASS KICKED

[Aguakate]

So he goes from pissed off before the break to happy go lucky guy after?

I hate Cena when he acts all happy-go-lucky...

[blak23]

rapin time

[blak23]

hall of pain

[Loose Cannon]

Mark Henry has a list. aw shit

[Innovator]

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[TheFallenOneX]

I gave the worlds strongest slam to the world's whitest man

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Gonna be getting a tag match main event then.

[Corndad]

Damn I missed the days of everyone on the same show.

[Blakeamus]

Has Christian and Cena ever had their match?

[blak23]

they sayin cusses

[Blakeamus]

Funnel cakes stuck on dog crap? Really?

[el bobbo]

Funnel cakes stuffed with dog crap... is that Vietnamese food?

[Loose Cannon]

lol Sheamus and Cena together

[Innovator]

AAAAAND the old cena is back

[Aguakate]

Sheamus standing side by side with Cena! BAH GAWD!

...doesn't look right lol.

[Corndad]

Sheamus running makes me laugh.

[loopydate]

I really want a funnel cake now.

[Aguakate]

...I have NO IDEA where this HHH/Laurinitis/Punk/Nash thing is going...

...NO IDEA!

[blak23]

I really want a funnel cake now.

hit up your local chinese store

[Loose Cannon]

the hell. Punk vs Miz out of nowhere

[Corndad]

Nice. Punk/Miz. I like it.

[Blakeamus]

I really want a funnel cake now.

stuffed with dog crap :drool:

[blak23]

jobber entrance for punk?

[Cool King]

And there is the T-Shirt.

[Aguakate]

jobber entrance for punk?

...See what I mean when I say that the WWE isn't really pushing Punk all out? That there's some resistance?

[blak23]

...See what I mean when I say that the WWE isn't really pushing Punk all out? That there's some resistance?

you might be speculating a bit much i feel

[Corndad]

Maybe he got that entrance maybe cause he already got the full one in the first segment? You know?

[Corndad]

I think it's funny the first Raw super show has 3 Smackdown guys in the Main Event.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

...See what I mean when I say that the WWE isn't really pushing Punk all out? That there's some resistance?

Don't be daft.

[Aguakate]

Maybe he got that entrance maybe cause he already got the full one in the first segment? You know?

...Yeah but in the first segment Nash and Triple H had a full conversation while Punk stood off-camera with a thumb up his ass...

...you think Austin would've stood for that in the 90's?

[blak23]

...Yeah but in the first segment Nash and Triple H had a full conversation while Punk stood off-camera with a thumb up his ass...

...you think Austin would've stood for that in the 90's?

punk isnt austin

[Jura]

hit up your local chinese store
Racist

[loopydate]

punk isnt austin

And thank God for that.

[Blakeamus]

I'm Flying!

[Blakeamus]

Miz got some sweet kickpads

[Innovator]

Welcome to Chicago Motherfucker

[Blakeamus]

Nash with an awkward walk down the ramp...

[Cool King]

Yeah, cut to Nash just as Punk hits the GTS. :roll:

[Corndad]

One move Nash

[blak23]

Racist

they sell funnel cakes

[Innovator]

how many guys' balls have been in Nash's face with the Jackknife?

[Blakeamus]

I cant stand when they announce stuff like "For the first time"...especially when it isn't. They have tagged before...

[Corndad]

Yea weren't Sheamus and Cena Tag Champs or something for like a week?

[el bobbo]

Yea weren't Sheamus and Cena Tag Champs or something for like a week?

I don't think they count the tag titles.

[Corndad]

That DVD gonna be on Netfix in about a month.

So which Sin Cara is it tonight lol

[Blakeamus]

Yea weren't Sheamus and Cena Tag Champs or something for like a week?

They tagged against Nexus on RAW

[el bobbo]

Is this the good Sin Cara?

[Innovator]

Sin Cara 2: Electric Bugaloo

[Cool King]

Swagger. :cool:

[Blakeamus]

first time I get to see Hunico as Sin Cara because I haven't watched Smackdown in weeks...

[Innovator]

STOP WITH THE LIGHTS

[Blakeamus]

looks a little bit taller than the original and a little bit leaner

[Corndad]

That lighting is so wierd

[blak23]

that lighting is horrible

[Cool King]

Jericho had a comic book when he wrestled in Mexico.

He spoke to frogs in it.

[Corndad]

Get 'er Ziggler.

[Blakeamus]

ok

[Sycophant]

Good to see the botches continue with this character. The first few minutes were very awkward. At least he pulled off the entrance

[Emperor Smeat]

This must be Sin Cara #2 from the lack of botches and him actually doing the entrance correctly.

I'm starting to think the botches might be related a lot more to the yellow lights being almost impossible to see well when the yellow parts of the mask are at the eyes.

[Loose Cannon]

tag team division push time

[Sycophant]

There were a few botches, but not many...

[Sycophant]

No pyro for Kofi?

[Cool King]

No pyro for Kofi tonight.

[Corndad]

Well that's not as impressive with no fireworks lol

[Loose Cannon]

Air Boom. oh boy....

[Innovator]

can these two just go away already

[Cool King]

"Air Boom"? :wtf:

[blak23]

fuckin bro hat

[Loose Cannon]

put the Nike Swish in front of it and we've got a winner

[Blakeamus]

You can become a Henning, if you wrestle like one!

[Loose Cannon]

lol bro hat is awesome

[Sycophant]

Air Boom. oh boy....

Was thinking the same thing. So lame. Like combining the names of celebrities who are dating...

[Corndad]

I read McGillicutty wanted to change name to his real name of Henning and WWE wouldn't let him. They said when he earns the right to use that name they will let him. Interesting.

[Blakeamus]

The bro hat makes it's appearence three weeks straight?

[Corndad]

Wow Lawler hates them lol

[Blakeamus]

I read McGillicutty wanted to change name to his real name of Henning and WWE wouldn't let him. They said when he earns the right to use that name they will let him. Interesting.

yeah read that too, so why they never told Randy Orton that? I mean, he didn't walk around with a cast on his arm for years to get the honor of the "Orton" name? :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

couldn't they just be called Orient Express

[Cool King]

Seriously, did Otunga and McGillicutty piss off Lawler backstage a few weeks ago or something?

He's really laying into them.

[blak23]

Was thinking the same thing. So lame. Like combining the names of celebrities who are dating...

i voted for altitude era

[Blakeamus]

The tag team division rejuvenated....

[Corndad]

Well this could be why Lawler was ripping on them.

[Loose Cannon]

Lawler is not a bro

[Loose Cannon]

that ring announcer is having flashbacks of the Nexus attack right now

[Jura]

Let's remind you of the main event match 5 times in the past 30 mins.

[Blakeamus]

That's how it's been for over a decade, Jura.

[Juan]

Is this the good Sin Cara?

I don't know if you've ever seen Mistico wrestle in Mexico, but he's def. better than Hunico.

Anyway, it does look it's Hunico under the mask tonight

looks a little bit taller than the original and a little bit leaner

Hunico is about 25 pounds heavier than Mistico

This must be Sin Cara #2 from the lack of botches and him actually doing the entrance correctly..

You do know they had to reshoot the whole finish of Sin Cara #2's match with Heath Slater, right?

[whitehead12]

No faith in their roster if they hve to keep pushing lawyer

[Sycophant]

Ugh. Why did Kong have to get pregnant...

[Juan]

No faith in their roster if they hve to keep pushing lawyer

If you think that when they feature Lawler in matches or segments, it is to push Lawler then you should probably just stop watching wrestling.

If Lawler ends up in a match with either Otunga or Hennig it'll be to push those two, not Lawler.

[owenbrown]

over/under 11:00 PM eastern Cena uses the 5 moves of doom?

[Blakeamus]

I don't know if you've ever seen Mistico wrestle in Mexico, but he's def. better than Hunico.

Anyway, it does look it's Hunico under the mask tonight



Hunico is about 25 pounds heavier than Mistico



You do know they had to reshoot the whole finish of Sin Cara #2's match with Heath Slater, right?

I think it's a conspiracy. Reports stated that Sin Cara #1 was dressed to compete but sent home. Now I believe he was the one used on the first take and botched so bad, he got heat. Therefore the Sin Cara #2 was placed for the second...just my opinion trying to think inside the box.

[Cool King]

Twin Magic is happening tonight. :shifty:

[blak23]

same shit c'mon

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This first time ever Kelly Kelly vs Bella twin match will be a great encounter!

[Cool King]

"Fat overweight Elvis butt"?

Them be fighting words!

[Blakeamus]

Was it just the angle or did Beth look skinny in that shot?

[Cool King]

Twin Magic is happening tonight. :shifty:

:cool:

[Corndad]

Brie with the upset.

[Loose Cannon]

I think it's a conspiracy. Reports stated that Sin Cara #1 was dressed to compete but sent home. Now I believe he was the one used on the first take and botched so bad, he got heat. Therefore the Sin Cara #2 was placed for the second...just my opinion trying to think inside the box.

I think the real question is why haven't they run the "Double Doink" angle with this?

[blak23]

this divas shit is becoming old

[Jura]

I think it's a conspiracy. Reports stated that Sin Cara #1 was dressed to compete but sent home. Now I believe he was the one used on the first take and botched so bad, he got heat. Therefore the Sin Cara #2 was placed for the second...just my opinion trying to think inside the box.
The same reports state that Hunico was in both matches though.

[Corndad]

Riley gets a hype video

[loopydate]

If you think that when they feature Lawler in matches or segments, it is to push Lawler then you should probably just stop watching wrestling.

If Lawler ends up in a match with either Otunga or Hennig it'll be to push those two, not Lawler.

Yeah. Let's not forget that the last time they used Lawler like this, he put Miz over huge. This could be just what McTunga need.

[Blakeamus]

The same reports state that Hunico was in both matches though.

Yeah. You can never tell.

[blak23]

I dont think even punk can pull one off with nash

[Corndad]

whoever the hell those actors are Cole

[Blakeamus]

Yeah. Let's not forget that the last time they used Lawler like this, he put Miz over huge. This could be just what McTunga need.

I just hope he doesn't have JR as his partner again...

[Loose Cannon]

liking the way they just promoted that Nash/Punk match there. had an old school vibe to it. maybe it was the song they used

[Corndad]

This looked like the same plot as the Chaperone at the start lol

[Blakeamus]

yeah

[owenbrown]

this movie goes direct-to-DVD in 5.....4....3...2..1.

[Blakeamus]

I think Punk can put out a good match with Nash

[Corndad]

this movie goes direct-to-DVD in 5.....4....3...2..1.

Like I said, Guarantee it's on Netflix in a Month.

[blak23]

I think Punk can put out a good match with Nash

Im judging how nash has been moving in recent weeks he looks mad stiff

[Sycophant]

Im judging how nash has been moving in recent weeks he looks mad stiff

Nash has always looked that way...Nash SMASH!

[blak23]

what the hell Ryder gets rko'd

[Corndad]

Cena/Barrett, Punk/Khali, Orton/Christian.

Khali was the best option for Punk really??

[blak23]

Nash has always looked that way...Nash SMASH!

arthritic?

[Blakeamus]

Punk/Khali?

[Corndad]

Oh noes Christian got the Jobber Entrance...

[Blakeamus]

Should of done Barrett/Punk!

[Sycophant]

Someone give Bryan a tie and stand him next to Justin Roberts at all times...

[Corndad]

Should of done Barrett/Punk!

This.

[Sycophant]

Hall of Pain and Air Boom tonight? Who the hell is writing these nicknames? Someone put the Muhammad ball back in the tank...

[Blakeamus]

This RAW didn't do it for me...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Not into this match at all. Just staying awake for a Del Rio appearance really.

[Juan]

this movie goes direct-to-DVD in 5.....4....3...2..1.

That's a bold prediction. Especially considering the fact that WWE has stated that their films will have limited theatrical release before going to DVD a few weeks later.

[Blakeamus]

Del Rio still on vacation?

[Corndad]

Del Rio anyone?

[Blakeamus]

Blah blah blah same ol shit...

[Sycophant]

Punk vs. HHH, so much better than Nash

[Corndad]

HHH/Punk now????

[Blakeamus]

Wtf?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh shit. That's earlier than I thought.

[Cool King]

And there's Triple H's retirement match then?

[Corndad]

I'm so lost on this... Why not try and stretch out HHH/Punk till Mania next year? Wow.

[McLegend]

Lol... Nash get paid to do nothing again!

As always Nash wins.

[Blakeamus]

Why not have that announcement made in the ring to end RAW?

[Juan]

*waits for all the Del Rio haters to complain about how the champion wasn't even on the show*

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Only thing is, why did they bother arranging Nash/Punk at all? Why not just have Hunter say he wants Punk instead earlier on in the night.

[Juan]

Why not have that announcement made in the ring to end RAW?

Maybe they ran out of time???

[loopydate]

So... Where was the WWE Champion tonight?

[Juan]

Only thing is, why did they bother arranging Nash/Punk at all? Why not just have Hunter say he wants Punk instead earlier on in the night.

I think it's to get people to watch the live SD tomorrow

[Juan]

So... Where was the WWE Champion tonight?

In Mexico renewing his work visa

[FearedSanctity]

So the announcement of a huge match gets rushed so they can cram in the trailer for a direct to DVD movie? Come on, WWE. Priorities

[loopydate]

Only thing is, why did they bother arranging Nash/Punk at all? Why not just have Hunter say he wants Punk instead earlier on in the night.

So when H is "found unconscious," Nash can be there to take his spot.

[Juan]

So when H is "found unconscious," Nash can be there to take his spot.

That's not a bad idea actually. Could totally see that happening

[Blakeamus]

So... Where was the WWE Champion tonight?

Guess they didn't have anything for him but a short promo could of been done.