Official Raw Thread For 10/3/11 - NOW WITH 100% MORE ANAL BLEEDING!

[Cool King]

So with Hell in a Cell being such a good PPV (in my opinion), I thought I'd start the Raw thread early this week.

Like I said in the HiaC thread, I'm really interested to see where the Miz/Truth thing goes and see what happens to Triple H.

Also with Del Rio and Punk set to fued, I'm curious to see what will happen with Cena. He will probably get his rematch, but after that, we'll see where he goes.

Also, add in Ziggler, Swagger, Rhodes (With the IC Title), Christian and Otunga (Yes, Otunga) with whatever they have planned and Raw should be pretty decent tonight.

Hopefully with some good matches too. :y: (With at least one tag match as the WWE's tag matches have been great recently)

But as always....

TPWW Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Cool King]

I'd also like to see a Zack Ryder match tonight too.

[VSG]

I am looking forward to some Awesome Truth tonight, mah nigga. Gonna be watching Raw live after 4 weeks!

[Lock Jaw]

What has it come to when I look forward to seeing Bowtunga on my television?!

[VSG]

http://caws.ws/svr2010/pics/david_otunga747.jpg

[VSG]

Let's settle for Bow Truth.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/000/959/986/david-otunga-with-r-truth_crop_340x234.jpg?1274852693

[Juan]

Spoiler for tonight's Raw

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BPQtEo1Xsh0/Th6Sicul98I/AAAAAAAABTc/X4rnTVY_UO4/s1600/bigshow2.jpg

As of Sunday, creative plans were in place for Big Show to appear at tonight's Raw.

source: PWInsider.com

[Theo Dious]

I'm really excited to see how the whole HHH/Lauranitis/Awesome Truth business plays out. For the first time in a long time I am determined not to miss Raw.

[Xero]

From WWE.com:

http://www.wwe.com/f/ep/image/2011/10/20111003_raw_12_l.jpg

Live tonight, WWE Raw SuperShow features a massive 12-man tag clash as John Cena, CM Punk, WWE Tag Champs Air Boom, Sheamus & Mason Ryan meet new WWE Champion Del Rio, Christian, Intercontinental Champ Rhodes, U.S. Champ Ziggler, Swagger & Otunga.

[Razzamajazz]

hmmmm, i wonder if the wwe title is photoshopped onto del rio....

[bigslimjj]

hmmmm, i wonder if the wwe title is photoshopped onto del rio....And why the hell isn't Cody's photo shopped!! Hand me the velvet bag.

[Lock Jaw]

No excuse for Mason Ryan being in that match instead of Zack Ryder.

[Nicky Fives]

WWE doesn't want Ryder to outpop Cena.....

[Juan]

No excuse for Mason Ryan being in that match instead of Zack Ryder.

Call me crazy, but it might to capitalize on the pop he got last week.

[DrCrawford]

i really dont like multiman tag main events like this.

[Inadequacy]

No excuse for Mason Ryan being in that match instead of Zack Ryder.

[Nicky Fives]

I like a good 6 man and a very occasional 8 man..... I want nothing to do with a 10-man or more unless it's Survivor Series.....

[Cool King]

Mason Ryan?

I'd rather see Morrison in that match instead of Ryan, and that's saying something, coming from me.

[Lock Jaw]

Ryder is the one in some sort of story/feud with the US Champ.

Mason Ryan should have just been on the card somewhere else, to continue his face turn stuff.

[Lock Jaw]

ALTHOUGH, we get to see the dynamic duo of CM Punk and Mason Ryan together again!

[bigslimjj]

People with vision problems think batista is coming back tonight.:lol:

[Innovator]

CM Punk and Mackin Mason at it again.

[Corndad]

I see mass confusion ending this week's Raw and I kinda like it.

[Jari]

Look how sexy that Intercontinental title looks!

[ClockShot]

Orton to start the show? Ok.

WHERE'S DEL RIO?!

[CSL]

chyeahhh RAW is Booker

[Corndad]

Drew is jobbin lol

[Jari]

Gutted to see that McIntyre is cannon fodder once more...

[CSL]

lol shitttt Drew getting the jobber entrance before the show was even on the air :(

[ClockShot]

D-Mac already in the ring. This should be quick.

[Skippord]

poor McIntyre

[Cool King]

Drew be jobbing tonight.

[Jari]

Seriously who's drink did Drew piss in?

[Londoner]

Drew must've fucked up big time.

[Londoner]

Drew to be "taken out of action".

[CSL]

lol Booker is amazing :'(

[blak23]

poor drew

[Skippord]

get the win Drew, do it for Scotsmen and people with beautiful hair everywhere

[Londoner]

Doing well though.

[blak23]

black guy is getting to ref a big match

[Jari]

Not the worst showing from Drew to be fair.

[Emperor Smeat]

To think that at one time Drew was meant to be Vince's chosen pick for the future and now is mostly just a jobber.

[Skippord]

god I hate Orton's clotheslines almost as much as I love his powerslam

[Jari]

Pretty sweet RKO

[Londoner]

To think that at one time Drew was meant to be Vince's chosen pick for the future and now is mostly just a jobber.

Yeah, odd.

[ClockShot]

Not really a squash after all.

[Londoner]

Here we go.

[Corndad]

And this is when Drew gets taken out...

[Jari]

Not really a squash after all.
Wait for it

[Jari]

To think that at one time Drew was meant to be Vince's chosen pick for the future and now is mostly just a jobber.
Was that not just another internet rumour?

[Corndad]

with one RKO lol

[Rollermacka]

"We've never seen Randy like this before".... Really? Really? Really?


Side note, Booker T never competed in a Hell in the Cell?

[ClockShot]

Johnny Ace on the case.

[Jari]

Side note, Booker T never competed in a Hell in the Cell?
I never thought that either. He was in an Elimination Chamber match though, wasn't he?

[Innovator]

Great fresh open to RAW

[Jari]

WWEInsider (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWEInsider) The WWE Insider by JoeyStyles



Just heard news that <s>@</s>mikethemiz (http://twitter.com/#%21/mikethemiz) and <s>@</s>RonKillings (http://twitter.com/#%21/RonKillings) are pressing charges against Triple H and <s>@</s>WWE (http://twitter.com/#%21/WWE). More details as they unfold.

I love the way the bad guys always take things to court as if no one saw their actions.

[Theo Dious]

I never thought that either. He was in an Elimination Chamber match though, wasn't he?

The first.

[Jari]

So who's going to be doing the J-O-B to Mizark?

[ClockShot]

Henry is still out here?

Oh, this must be Big Show coming out now.

[Corndad]

Morrison, Jobber to the Stars

[Immortal Moose]

Show run in at the end

[CSL]

John Morrison losing decisively is always a good thing

[Rollermacka]

So who's going to be doing the J-O-B to Mizark?

Somebody who's gonna get their wig split

[ClockShot]

Ouch. Morrison is the sacrifical lamb, too. Melina's antics must really be hurting him backstage.

[blak23]

poor jomo

[CSL]

lol that buffet line

[Jari]

I believe this may be a case of, what they call in the industry, "This is what you get for a having a fucking moron as your girlfriend!"

[blak23]

not a squash

[Jari]

So long Johnny

[blak23]

at least jomo got saome o in

[Immortal Moose]

well, kinda not a squash

[Londoner]

Ha, another one.

[CSL]

yes John, that's the part where you make Mark Henry look like a killer with your facial expression. Instead we get a closeup of his normal face.

[blak23]

Rick Ross

[Londoner]

Big Show V Mark Henry is actually happening

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[blak23]

again

[Cool King]

Big Show as the next number one contender then?

[Londoner]

Well figured out, cool king.

[Corndad]

Mason looks like a Tool in that Graphic

[blak23]

del rio is a big guy

[CSL]

Otunga wearing nothing but his tiny trunks, I'd be pretty worried if I showed up to find my lawyer dressed like that

[Jari]

Why is Del Rio part of the protesting group all of a sudden?

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is Del Rio part of the protesting group all of a sudden?

Because its his destiny to protest :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Looks like we're in for another episode of....... THE PEOPLE'S COURT!


<IFRAME height=315 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/I0F-IHwgC-Q" frameBorder=0 width=420 allowfullscreen></IFRAME>

[Cool King]

Mason looks like a Tool in that Graphic

He always looks like a tool.

[CSL]

Johnny Ace texting Clarence Mason, can never have too many minority lawyers on your side

[Jari]

I'm not going to lie - I really want to see Kevin Nash make an appearance tonight.

[Ruien]

To think that at one time Drew was meant to be Vince's chosen pick for the future and now is mostly just a jobber.

Yeah, odd.

Did you guys already forget about Elijah Burke already?

[Skippord]

Laurinaitis must have unlimited texting

[Jari]

He always looks like a tool.
It's almost scary just how much he looks like Dancin' Dave. Give him some shit tattoos and you have a duplicate right there...not quite so menacing with the timid Welsh accent though.

[Ruien]

Why is Del Rio part of the protesting group all of a sudden?

He has been complaining about HHH for a couple weeks now.

[Londoner]

Did you guys already forget about Elijah Burke already?

oh yeah, him.....

[CSL]

that version of Christian's theme is still complete gash

[Rollermacka]

He always looks like a tool.

Your a tool

[Skippord]

uncomfortable silence

[ClockShot]

ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Gets his own entrance. Yeah. :cool:

[Jari]

Laurinaitis must have unlimited texting
I gotta find out what kind of tariff he's on. Either that or he really likes playing Angry Birds.

[Cool King]

The WWE Champion, Intercontinental Champion and United States Champion, all on the same team.

[Londoner]

Loving this right here.

[Corndad]

Thanks for bringing the second best belt in the ring right now Del Rio.

[Skippord]

John Laurinaitis' brickbreaker score is unbeatable

[Jari]

Your a tool
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/STYDAb_iCjg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Corndad]

Edit Third. After second thought the US Title looks better too

[loopydate]

Was I the only one hoping Del Rio had found a $250,000 minivan to drive the rest of his crew to the ring in?

[CSL]

that could be yr. Survivor Series team right there

[Skippord]

Otunga and Swagger need an accessory

[Jari]

Thanks for bringing the second best belt in the ring right now Del Rio.
3rd actually

[ClockShot]

Was I the only one hoping Del Rio had found a $250,000 minivan to drive the rest of his crew to the ring in?


Like some bigass SUV made from Cadilac or Mercedes? I can see it happening.

[Londoner]

Cody is just fucking awesome

[Skippord]

@DumbKellyKelly (http://twitter.com/#%21/DumbKellyKelly) Dumb Kelly Kelly
Wait? Do we have a new COO? Who's Tipper Ace?

[blak23]

all singles titles belong to heels

[CSL]

#HEEL

[Jari]

Damn that IC Belt is awesome.

[Skippord]

Rhodes and Swagger are forming team lisp

[Londoner]

Swagger doesn't like the mic

[Jari]

Cody is just fucking awesome
Jack Swagger on the other hand...

[ClockShot]

Whoa? Crowd woke up just now.

[Corndad]

Vickie is still a Heat Machine.

[CSL]

more heat than the rest of the heels combined

[Cool King]

lol Vickie.

Such a heat magnet.

[Jari]

Vickie - still a heat magnet

[Rollermacka]

Your a tool

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/STYDAb_iCjg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ye a tool
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xT7uR4wNMJs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Londoner]

Jack Swagger on the other hand...

beat you to it

[Theo Dious]

Seriously, and there are some assholes who claim Vickie doesn't have "real" heat.

[Skippord]

Vickie Guerrero should apparently be WWE champion

[Jari]

beat you to it
It's not a race, ya overzealous Geordie!!!

[CSL]

one of those 3 H's has to stand for hairline

[ClockShot]

They're called the good ol' days, Triple H.

[Skippord]

one of those 3 H's has to stand for hairline
Hunter Hearst Hariline

[Corndad]

HHH totally just forgot Mason Ryan HAHAHAHA

[Rollermacka]

"Why back in my day, we had to walk 20 miles up hill both ways to get to the ring and wrestle."

[Jari]

Ye a tool
<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xT7uR4wNMJs" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GrCYX5lxVQo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Londoner]

lol @that segment

[CSL]

Triple H making Welsh Barry feel unloved

[Cool King]

My stream froze when Triple H was listing the names.

Did he miss out Mason Ryan?

[ClockShot]

Who cares about the apology. Roll that footage.

[Jari]

My stream froze when Triple H was listing the names.

Did he miss out Mason Ryan?
It would seem so.

[Theo Dious]

Laurinaitis must have unlimited texting

If I had hos salary though I'd be sure to have a full keyboard.

[Graveler]

<object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UGWMS14I0z8?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UGWMS14I0z8?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

[CSL]

Slam of the Week is some pictures

[Corndad]

Finally after 3 months Beth Phoenix got me Tipsters points lol

[Innovator]

Gotta love Kelly smiling like an idiot after losing her precious.

[CSL]

my interest in pro wrestling as a whole goes down about 70% when Kelly shows up

[Jari]

Are there only 4 divas in the WWE now or something?

[FearedSanctity]

How many fucking times are we going to see variations of matches involving these 4?

[Innovator]

God I hope she runs the ropes.

[Londoner]

oooooh, another diva's tag match!

[CSL]

Maryse is injured (<---All anybody needs to know about the birds)

[Aguakate]

LOL

WTF @Kelly Kelly?

[ClockShot]

Well, this went south.

[Corndad]

Well at least that was short lol

[el bobbo]

Yes. That was the best Diva's match in a long ass time.

[CSL]

god this is wank

[blak23]

whats all this?

[Jari]

Sooo much screaming...

[ClockShot]

Poor Beth just lost a few years of hearing.

[Cool King]

Kelly is the new Melina.

All stupid smiling and pointless screaming.

[FearedSanctity]

John sounds like he's about to cry

[Jari]

Johnny Ace is a tall guy, ain't he?

[Skippord]

someone should probably explain corporate terms to Triple H

[Innovator]

Just think we just heard from Kelly what Batista heard everynight.

[CSL]

Psych ad :heart::heart::heart:

[Jari]

Is this the first time Johnny Ace has been on TV and he hasn't mentioned his job title yet?

[Londoner]

If they aren't bringing in any decent women wrestlers there's no real point in keeping a diva's title....

[Rollermacka]

ANOTHER Paranormal Activity movie? I was tired of them... well I didnt even care about the first one

[Jari]

If they aren't bringing in any decent women wrestlers there's no real point in keeping a diva's title....
Beth and Natalya and that's about it...and they're on the same bloody team.

[ClockShot]

Picking this up tomorrow.

[CSL]

lol Rock does his "Rock Walk" in like every film he's in, only thing missing are the head swivels

[Londoner]

Ugh, another jobber match. The 12 man main event better be fucking good.

[blak23]

he needs to go

[ClockShot]

Hey, Santino is still employed.

[Corndad]

SANTINO FTW

[Skippord]

why couldn't it have been Ryder

[Cool King]

Santino!?

[Londoner]

lol santino

[FearedSanctity]

Santino :love:

[Skippord]

drawback to having every main eventer in one match

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Santino

[Corndad]

Cobra, Bitches.

[Rollermacka]

This match just reminds me of how much I miss Vlady :'(

[Jari]

Sort of related to an earlier point about McIntrye: what the hell did Mahal do to become the No1 jobber in the WWE?

[CSL]

lol well I guess they've given up on Mahal for now

[Londoner]

NEXT???

[Cool King]

I never thought I'd see the day that somebody would actually job to Santino.

[ClockShot]

The 12-man is up next?

What the hell they got going on the next hour? I'm assuming Miz/R-Truth drop by, locker room vote, but what else?

[Rollermacka]

I never thought I'd see the day that somebody would actually job to Santino.

Shamoose did :-\

[Immortal Moose]

WWE_Creative WWE Creative
It used to be a @RandyOrton kick to the head to send you to FCW. Now it's a Santino Marella Cobra. #RAWTonight

[CSL]

this match will get some time, recap of the HIAC close, probably another short match, promos/segments and close show with the vote

[ClockShot]

Hey, hey. Brodus Clay.

[Corndad]

Brodus Clay Hype Video. Sweet.

[Jari]

I'm going to make a bold prediction - Brodus Clay will not be the future of the WWE.

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

[CSL]

that was a great shot of Clay from low with his dead opponent in the background and him with his arms folded, they should do that for all of his early main roster matches while establishing him

[Londoner]

haven't actually seen this match yet

[Skippord]

lol Teddy Long meekly shaking the cage

[Corndad]

lol at Teddy Long shaking the cage

[Immortal Moose]

Was an awesome end

[Jari]

Why has nothing been asked of the guy who refused to lift the cell? Or do we just forget that ala "Who raised the briefcase during Austin vs the McMahons"?

[Dragoneyes]

Too bad Kane wasn't there, he could just rip the door off again

[CSL]

Jim Ross takes cameraman violence very seriously

[CSL]

Too bad Kane wasn't there, he could just rip the door off again

fuck Kane, needed Robocop

[Londoner]

:lol: hhh

[ClockShot]

That was priceless.

[Londoner]

youtube footage!

[Cool King]

Top comment "Kayfabe lives!" :lol:

[ClockShot]

Sounds like they're on a nice tour bus with the background noise.

[Blakeamus]

I can barely see R-Truth in that video

[Londoner]

Top comment "Kayfabe lives!" :lol:

hahahhaha well spotted

[el bobbo]

What the fuck is this?

[Corndad]

Excuse the pun but This is Awesome.

[Corndad]

Clobberin Time!

[Jari]

The idea of 'assault charges' in wrestling will never stop being funny.

[Corndad]

F'n love that shirt.

[Skippord]

Michael Cole lives in a world where Pigheadedness is a huge insult

[Skippord]

well one of them sold the beatdown

[Cool King]

JEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Immortal Moose]

I can safely say I would purchase those ice cream bars if they were released

[Immortal Moose]

well one of them sold the beatdown

lol

Edit: WWE_Creative WWE Creative
When you sell an injury while doing "It's Clobbering Time", you really prove you are the best in the world. Kudos @CMPunk #RAWTonight

[Jari]

well one of them sold the beatdown
To be fair Punk is probably feeling last night a hell of a lot more than Cena. Both in reality and in character.

[Innovator]

well one of them sold the beatdown
Cmon you expect anything different?

[LoDownM]

The hell, I watch Raw every week and this is the first time I've seen something about Raw being in Colorado Springs on the 9th.

[Londoner]

Vickie,don't ruin this match with your screaming goddamnit.

[Jari]

So is it just me or does Ryan seem a lot better now?

[Skippord]

is it wrong that I like Mason Ryan?

[Rollermacka]

You know, I got a tryout with NWA Houston next Tues. I look at Mason Ryan and I think that's not fair

[Jari]

Punk vs Rhodes - can the universe handle the sheer amount of awesome happening right now?

[rob11]

That was one of the highest pitched CM Punk chants I've heard in a while.

[Corndad]

Lovin the crowd in this match.

[Blakeamus]

I regret not going now...

[blak23]

good match

[Jari]

You ever noticed that faces are exclusively terrible at tag team wrestling?

[Jari]

Times like these you wonder why Evan Bourne didn't get Sin Cara's push while Mistico spent some time in development.

[Theo Dious]

Why has nothing been asked of the guy who refused to lift the cell?

If you watch that bit closely, Lauranitis was yelling at him to lift it and he was indicating that he was trying but couldn't.

[Blakeamus]

good main event

[ClockShot]

This match is doing a good job killing time.

[Corndad]

Liking this match so far.

[Blakeamus]

so how many hot tags we've had in this match?

[Jari]

Good match, good ending.

[ClockShot]

Clusterfuck of a finish.

[Blakeamus]

Awesome! Glad to see someone else other than Cena take the win for the team!

[Jari]

Clusterfuck of a finish.
Thankfully not in the TNA style.

[Corndad]

Sheamus came out looking like a million bucks there.

[CSL]

Clusterfuck of a finish.

you say that like it's a bad thing

[Rollermacka]

I thought it was an elimination match? Meh, I guess not :-\

Side note, now Cena and Punk are BFFs?

[Blakeamus]

Indeed. The crowd has been really warm to Sheamus

[loopydate]

That was a really entertaining match. If they can book Survivor Series matches like that, I'll be very happy.

Btw, the crowd is really adding a lot to this show. Best crowd since MitB.

[Blakeamus]

That's how them Ragin Cajuns roll!

[ClockShot]

you say that like it's a bad thing


Hell, even I lost track of the heel legal man. Thought it was Del Rio for some reason.

[Corndad]

Did I mention this will end in Mass Confusion lol