DA MOST RIDICULOUS MATCH U CAN THINK OF!

[Goldbird]

Basically, juz think of the most ridiculous and most idiotic match that would ever happen...

(NO RULES, any superstars, any type of match)

SO to start the ball rolling...

BIG SHOW VS MARK HENRY
LADDER MATCH!!!

Beniot VS Flair
No Chops Match

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar
Steroids on a pole match

Stephanie vs. Sable
First Implants to explode match

Big Show versus Rosey with Special Guest Referee Paul Bearer
Fried Chicken on a Pole Match

Kane versus Zach Gowen
(Gowen wins by default)
Last Man Standing

Lesnar vs Nathen Jones
where the **** are they match

Foley Vs Flair
No blood match

Stacy vs Torrie-loser has a date with The King

Austin vs. Goldberg
Loser loses hair match

Iron Man Match:
Goldberg vs. Scott Steiner!!!!!
(max 5 mins.) otherwise 6 mins might be a little too taxing on goldberg...

Big Show vs Rikishi
Shooting Star Press Match
first person to pull off the shooting star press wins

HBK Vs. Ric Flair
Bleed to Death match

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker
(Bra and panties match for the women's title)


Well.... i dun really know whether this has been posted before, so kindly post any riduculous shit in here! :y:

[Ferocious]

LMAO for the first time in the history of your TPWW career so far you've come up with something worth reading.

And also for the first time ever

YOU SPEAK PURE CLASS

The Jobbers Tournament for the Undisputed WWE Jobber Championship

[Goldbird]

LMAO for the first time in the history of your TPWW career so far you've come up with something worth reading.

And also for the first time ever

YOU SPEAK PURE CLASS

The Jobbers Tournament for the Undisputed WWE Jobber Championship

So who's it gonna be? Funaki? Spike?

[Ferocious]

Funaki, Spike, Rosey, Hurricane, Rhyno, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, Akio, Nunzio and Billy Kidman.

[Goldbird]

That's an extensive list...

[The Ravishing One]

Change this topic to

DA MOST RIDICULOUS THREAD U CAN THINK OF

[Ferocious]

It's a Tournament it has to be

[The Ravishing One]

Whats da? and whats with the caps?

[Goldbird]

hey guys. dun talk thrash here. pls come up with the ridiculous matches.

[Tornado]

hey guys. dun talk thrash here. pls come up with the ridiculous matches.
<font color=#33ffff>We will, when you learn how to type.</font>

[The Ravishing One]

:y:

[Rob]

Vince Russo could beat all of those. Viagra on a pole, Judy Bagwell on pole, etc

[Goldbird]

<font color=#33ffff>We will, when you learn how to type.</font>

dude of course i noe how to type. But i am typing short form words. u noe it's alright since i can conserve time and it's still legible.

[Rob]

dude of course i noe how to type. But i am typing short form words. u noe it's alright since i can conserve time and it's still legible.

What are you saving time for?

Seriously dude, is it that much work just to type correctly? People will take you a hell of a lot more seriously for start.

[Tornado]

dude of course i noe how to type. But i am typing short form words. u noe it's alright since i can conserve time and it's still legible.
I suppose it is legible, but it's also damn annoying.

It also makes you come across as a twat.

So please, in the future, if you can indeed type properly, do it.

[Savio]

Cum in a bottle match;
First person to cum in a bottle and sell it to a homeless person wins.

[PureHatred]

:eek: So wrong.....

[Wondermouse]

Ultimo Dragon vs. Randy Orton.

[OssMan]

Shannon Moore got a haircut.

[Mr. JL]

ROB VAN DAM


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

But i am typing short form words. u noe...

'Noe' is longer than the actual word 'no' so I don't see where you're going with all of this....

You'd be better off just using proper spelling and grammar so people take you seriously...

[MVP]

Ultimo Dragon vs. Randy Orton.Why?

[SeanMC]

Goldbird V Ferocious...Goldbird wins! ...haha yeah, but seriously, goldbird we would take you alot more seriously if you typed correctly and made threads worth reading.

[Corkscrewed]

Viscera vs Mark Henry in a Bra and Panties Ladder Match

yeah...

[Wondermouse]

Why?
So we can put Funky and LC in a room together and watch the real ridiculousness.

[Nark Order]

Viscera vs Mark Henry in a Bra and Panties Ladder Match

yeah...

:drool:

[Goldbird]

Well,

Jazz VS Jacqueline

Loser marries Mark Henry

[Mr. Nerfect]

Matt Hardy vs. Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit vs. The Hurricane vs. Lance Storm vs. Christian vs. Edge vs. Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley in a TLC Match. :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Or Viscera vs. Mark Henry in 3 Stages of Hell Match (Iron Man Match, Iron Man Match and Iron Man Match are the three stages).

[Vastardikai]

Billy Gunn vs. Bob Holly: First to generate Heat wins Match. (this one could take a while...)

[wrestlinginphx]

Naked Minion Vs the Blue Menie

BWO VS NWO VS Wolfpac Vs DX

[Mr. Nerfect]

Billy Gunn vs. Bob Holly: First to generate Heat wins Match. (this one could take a while...)

Or not long at all since both easily get over with the crowd, whether you like it or not.

[Gone Mad]

Nathan Jones V. Bob Holly - First one to not botch a move wins.
Doink V. Repo Man V. Mr. America V. Kamala V. Duke Drose - Winner wins a box a kittens and 5 minutes on WWE TV.
Stephanie McMahon V. Gravity
A Rubik's Cube V. Scott Steiner (Iron Man Match, Guest Ref. Ken Shamrock)
A-Train V. George Steele (Loser gets Nair'd)

[Vega]

Jeff Hardy Vs. Big Show in a full body paint match, first person to get their body completely covered in paint wins.

[Nowhere Man]

Or not long at all since both easily get over with the crowd, whether you like it or not.

When was this, exactly? Are there some Bizarro Mirror Universe versions of Holly and Billy Gunn running around?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Since Billy Gunn was one of the most reaction gathering wrestlers. New Age Outlaws, Billy & Chuck, Mr. Ass and The One all got massive reactions from the crowd. Whether or not you like him, he can easily get over.

And Hardcore Holly since he started getting chants, getting the entire arena's attention with chairshots. He was at one stage getting more of a reaction than Benoit (he definately isn't now, though). Wrestling skill and getting over with the crowd are two different things. Most people on here say both are hopeless talent. I disaggre, but both sides are opinionated (and it turns out the WWE's matters more), but whether or not they get over is fact based.

HH and BG get noticed whether you like it or not. You don't have to like the guys, but both are over more than Lance Storm, unforunately, so we just have to deal with that.

[Nowhere Man]

Since Billy Gunn was one of the most reaction gathering wrestlers. New Age Outlaws, Billy & Chuck, Mr. Ass and The One all got massive reactions from the crowd. Whether or not you like him, he can easily get over.

The New Age Outlaws' success can be almost entirely attributed to Road Dogg's "sing-along" intro during D-X promos (which was sort of a precursor to the way the Rock cuts his promos nowadays) Billy and Chuck would've been booed out of the building no matter who was in that team, simply because the gay gimmick is the easiest way to garner heat this side of the "evil foreigner" gimmick (why nobody's tried to combine the two and create the ultimate cheap heel is beyond me) Sure, The One got decent reactions for a few weeks, but in the long run it ended up being a flop.

As for Holly....meh. People like the hardcore stuff. He still sucks though.

[The Ravishing One]

As for Holly....meh. People like the hardcore stuff. He still sucks though.

[CSL]

<font color=white>How's about in one corner, the most feared law inforcer in the history of professional wrestling The Big Bossman taking on the man of many gimmicks, the artist formerly known as such money spinners as Avatar, Shinobi and The New Rocker Leif Cassidy, the one and only Al Snow

You put these 2 men on a Pay Per View, inside a cage, which is surrounded by a Cell! And then, you put ferocious rottweilers in between the 2 structures and let the 2 men go at it

Smell The Buyrates!!

Whaddya mean it already happened?

Meh...</font>

[Mr. Nerfect]

The New Age Outlaws' success can be almost entirely attributed to Road Dogg's "sing-along" intro during D-X promos (which was sort of a precursor to the way the Rock cuts his promos nowadays) Billy and Chuck would've been booed out of the building no matter who was in that team, simply because the gay gimmick is the easiest way to garner heat this side of the "evil foreigner" gimmick (why nobody's tried to combine the two and create the ultimate cheap heel is beyond me) Sure, The One got decent reactions for a few weeks, but in the long run it ended up being a flop.

As for Holly....meh. People like the hardcore stuff. He still sucks though.

I agree with a lot of what you just said, but I think Billy Gunn managed to maintain the face reaction they got. Billy Gunn got major pops when he came out by himself, and when he went solo against DX. The One wasn't his best angle, but it was good enough for him to get pops from people whenever he showed up. And Billy & Chuck is by far the best gay angle I've ever seen in the WWE. They could work as faces or heels, getting some of the best reactions of the night either way.

I'm not saying that Billy Gunn & Hardcore holly are the best wrestlers, but whether or not they put on five star matches, they do get pretty good reactions everytime they hit the ring.

[Disturbed316]

Flair vs Sable - Boob job on a pole match

[Xero]

Kane vs. Kane - SummerSlam 94 all over agian, only this time Taker is the other Kane, has shaved his head, and doesnt look a thing like Kane

Rikishi vs. Undertaker - Hat on a Pole Match

Dude Love vs. Grandmaster Sexay - Dance off

Rikishi vs. Big Show vs. Visera - Last man who hasnt gone through the ring wins.

JLB vs. IRS - Tax Return on a Pole Match (If JLB wins, he never has to pay taxes agian)

Edge vs. Rhyno vs. Goldberg - Spear Through a Table Match

New PPV Idea: Botch-o-Rama! All matches end when someone botches a spot! (Note: Goldberg is in 7 out of the 8 matches)

Ill think of more later...