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Takes my pain away
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Basically, juz think of the most ridiculous and most idiotic match that would ever happen...
(NO RULES, any superstars, any type of match) SO to start the ball rolling... BIG SHOW VS MARK HENRY LADDER MATCH!!! Beniot VS Flair No Chops Match Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar Steroids on a pole match Stephanie vs. Sable First Implants to explode match Big Show versus Rosey with Special Guest Referee Paul Bearer Fried Chicken on a Pole Match Kane versus Zach Gowen (Gowen wins by default) Last Man Standing Lesnar vs Nathen Jones where the **** are they match Foley Vs Flair No blood match Stacy vs Torrie-loser has a date with The King Austin vs. Goldberg Loser loses hair match Iron Man Match: Goldberg vs. Scott Steiner!!!!! (max 5 mins.) otherwise 6 mins might be a little too taxing on goldberg... Big Show vs Rikishi Shooting Star Press Match first person to pull off the shooting star press wins HBK Vs. Ric Flair Bleed to Death match Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker (Bra and panties match for the women's title) Well.... i dun really know whether this has been posted before, so kindly post any riduculous shit in here! ![]() Meh. |
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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LMAO for the first time in the history of your TPWW career so far you've come up with something worth reading.
And also for the first time ever YOU SPEAK PURE CLASS The Jobbers Tournament for the Undisputed WWE Jobber Championship |
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Funaki, Spike, Rosey, Hurricane, Rhyno, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy, Akio, Nunzio and Billy Kidman.
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Takes my pain away
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That's an extensive list...
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Hello
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Change this topic to
DA MOST RIDICULOUS THREAD U CAN THINK OF |
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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It's a Tournament it has to be
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Hello
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Whats da? and whats with the caps?
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Takes my pain away
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hey guys. dun talk thrash here. pls come up with the ridiculous matches.
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Tedious Inevitability
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Hello
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Part time poster
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Vince Russo could beat all of those. Viagra on a pole, Judy Bagwell on pole, etc
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Takes my pain away
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Part time poster
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Seriously dude, is it that much work just to type correctly? People will take you a hell of a lot more seriously for start. |
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Tedious Inevitability
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It also makes you come across as a twat. So please, in the future, if you can indeed type properly, do it. |
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Spammy Certified
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Cum in a bottle match;
First person to cum in a bottle and sell it to a homeless person wins. |
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Instant Credibility
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Cactus died for your sins
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Ultimo Dragon vs. Randy Orton.
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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Shannon Moore got a haircut.
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ROB VAN DAM
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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You'd be better off just using proper spelling and grammar so people take you seriously... |
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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Goldbird V Ferocious...Goldbird wins! ...haha yeah, but seriously, goldbird we would take you alot more seriously if you typed correctly and made threads worth reading.
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Viscera vs Mark Henry in a Bra and Panties Ladder Match
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Cactus died for your sins
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Takes my pain away
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Well,
Jazz VS Jacqueline Loser marries Mark Henry |
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Matt Hardy vs. Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit vs. The Hurricane vs. Lance Storm vs. Christian vs. Edge vs. Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley in a TLC Match.
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Or Viscera vs. Mark Henry in 3 Stages of Hell Match (Iron Man Match, Iron Man Match and Iron Man Match are the three stages).
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Billy Gunn vs. Bob Holly: First to generate Heat wins Match. (this one could take a while...)
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Naked Minion Vs the Blue Menie
BWO VS NWO VS Wolfpac Vs DX |
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EL MERO MERO!
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Nathan Jones V. Bob Holly - First one to not botch a move wins.
Doink V. Repo Man V. Mr. America V. Kamala V. Duke Drose - Winner wins a box a kittens and 5 minutes on WWE TV. Stephanie McMahon V. Gravity A Rubik's Cube V. Scott Steiner (Iron Man Match, Guest Ref. Ken Shamrock) A-Train V. George Steele (Loser gets Nair'd) |
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Only Sane Person Here
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Jeff Hardy Vs. Big Show in a full body paint match, first person to get their body completely covered in paint wins.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Since Billy Gunn was one of the most reaction gathering wrestlers. New Age Outlaws, Billy & Chuck, Mr. Ass and The One all got massive reactions from the crowd. Whether or not you like him, he can easily get over.
And Hardcore Holly since he started getting chants, getting the entire arena's attention with chairshots. He was at one stage getting more of a reaction than Benoit (he definately isn't now, though). Wrestling skill and getting over with the crowd are two different things. Most people on here say both are hopeless talent. I disaggre, but both sides are opinionated (and it turns out the WWE's matters more), but whether or not they get over is fact based. HH and BG get noticed whether you like it or not. You don't have to like the guys, but both are over more than Lance Storm, unforunately, so we just have to deal with that. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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As for Holly....meh. People like the hardcore stuff. He still sucks though. |
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Hello
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Over Like Rover
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How's about in one corner, the most feared law inforcer in the history of professional wrestling The Big Bossman taking on the man of many gimmicks, the artist formerly known as such money spinners as Avatar, Shinobi and The New Rocker Leif Cassidy, the one and only Al Snow
You put these 2 men on a Pay Per View, inside a cage, which is surrounded by a Cell! And then, you put ferocious rottweilers in between the 2 structures and let the 2 men go at it Smell The Buyrates!! Whaddya mean it already happened? Meh... |
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I'm not saying that Billy Gunn & Hardcore holly are the best wrestlers, but whether or not they put on five star matches, they do get pretty good reactions everytime they hit the ring. |
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