Official RAW Thread for 12/05/11: Boo This Man!

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Providence Peep]

My blood pressure, probably.

It's been a while since I've been here. I've missed you guys.

[Blakeamus]

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[Volare]

Waiting till my roomate gets home to watch raw, I'm just that nice, plus the second time I watch things I get bored and talk.

[Corndad]

Wonder who is gonna be the one to call Cena out tonight for getting booed

[Theo Dious]

Wonder who is gonna be the one to call Cena out tonight for getting booed

Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

[Corndad]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

I was gonna guess Waylon Mercy but I bet you are closer.

[Blakeamus]

Oh shit...

[ClockShot]

GET 'EM, AL!

[Rollermacka]

Frutty Pebbles chant
"Try finding that on any other show"

Psh, I heard it 3 times yesterday when I was watching the Texans game. You have failed Mr. Cena... again

[Blakeamus]

Silly Del Rio, only Cena gets rematch clauses

[Corndad]

Ready for Punk to get out there and own them both

[Skippord]

I think the only part of Alberto Del Rio talking I enjoy are his wacky mispronunciations

[Blakeamus]

Did I just get a tickle in my pants for Vickie?

[ClockShot]

Excuse me?

Dolph is getting on a rocket to the moon?

[Skippord]

Ziggler going with the sexy V-Neck and Blazer look

[el bobbo]

Mr. Ziggles

[Theo Dious]

God Vickie is fucking awesome.

I would have taken a shot of Eddie's seed up the ass if I'd known it would give me super heat powers.

[Skippord]

:heart: Ziggler

[el bobbo]

Cena can't break the fourth wall like Punk.

[Theo Dious]

JERK-OFF - NOW TRENDING ON TWITTER

[Innovator]

#sexyandiknowit

[ClockShot]

Ronnie from Jersey Shore?

That a shot at TNA?

[Corndad]

DOLPH lol

[Domino]

Lol @ dead air for Ryder.

[ClockShot]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOME!

[Blakeamus]

wow, they are going all out in the opening of RAW?

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Ziggler used the #Heel line

[Rollermacka]

God, Cena is really getting desperate for a positive reaction from the crowd. He tries to say Zach Ryder just to get cheered

[Skippord]

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Mitch Cumstein? Wasn't he Chevy Chase's old college roomie? Good guy, that Mitch.

lol

[Innovator]

holy self tanner

[Blakeamus]

buzzkill

[Corndad]

Laurenitis wants a Title shot.

[ClockShot]

Johnny Ace is on the case.

[Innovator]

Boy did this guy fall into the shallow end of the gene pool.

[ClockShot]

A social experiment?

Mark Zuckerberg in the building?

[Corndad]

Sweet wasn't expecting Orton there.

[el bobbo]

Shit. Good start.

[Skippord]

John Cena vs Tom from Myspace

coming up NEXT!

[ClockShot]

Who gets fed to Brodus tonight?

[Blakeamus]

Odds that Brodus Clay debuts tonight...

[Corndad]

I got Santino in the Brodus pool

[Blakeamus]

Cena v.s. ZACK RYDER #swerve

[Rollermacka]

Who gets fed to Brodus tonight?

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This Guy...

[Volare]

Who caught the youtube website?

[Blakeamus]

These videos are practically sayin the same thing...

[Blakeamus]

Xero just posted it on itbegins2012 thread

[Volare]

Slammys wewt!

[SammyG]

youtube.com/lookwithin2012

[Innovator]

www.youtube.com/lookwithin2012

[Providence Peep]

RKO is without a doubt one of the hottest guys in the WWE.

[ClockShot]

Wade got new ink..........I think.

[Mooияakeя™]

lol.

"At his funeral he will have to rent mourners"

[Blakeamus]

so Miz is in...

[Skippord]

Barrett's new tattoo is gigantic

[Corndad]

Love Barrett.

[Volare]

Cmon Ziggler get in that match, and a US Title match.

[Providence Peep]

Barrett's new tattoo is gigantic

So is Orton's small package.

[Blakeamus]

Cmon Ziggler get in that match, and a US Title match.

3 PPV's in a row!

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[Cool King]

I never saw Barrett's tattoo.

I was busy watching the Twitter video.

[Volare]

Ditto.

[Providence Peep]

Hey, did you guys know Rima Fakih was arrested Saturday morning on suspicion of drunk driving?

[Blakeamus]

Ha wow...

[Blakeamus]

dubstep?

[el bobbo]

This promo package is fucking slick.

[ClockShot]

I think I'm about to have seizure.

[Rock Bottom]

what did I miss plx

[Corndad]

Oh my god.

[Immortal Moose]

he can't keep it together lol

[Skippord]

lol I feel like a huge asshole, but I enjoy this

[Blakeamus]

HAHA!

[Graveler]

Cena v.s. ZACK RYDER #swerve

Someone called it :y:

[Blakeamus]

#SWERVE

[ClockShot]

A winner is Blakeamus.

[Skippord]

would totally watch Cena doing a Doc Brown impression all Raw long

[Theo Dious]

Ok this is the tits.

[Volare]

Here comes the match that defines Ryder.

[Blakeamus]

I figured that it would have some interesting stipulation...

[el bobbo]

Wow. They actually introduced the element of conflict into their writing.

[ClockShot]

NASH!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol what? Nash in a ladder match?

[Corndad]

Nash in a ladder match??

[Skippord]

I think I'm willing to bet this will be the worst ladder match of all time

[Innovator]

Nash in a ladder match?

[Volare]

YES NASH!!

[Blakeamus]

I might need to get a new ridiculous Cena avatar if I can get a hold of that one.

[Rollermacka]

Yea Ryder, IRON SHEIK!!!!!
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Side note, if there is a show on the WWE network where they just take the Iron Sheik places and let him go bat shit I would order the channel just for that

[Rock Bottom]

what was opening seg

[Volare]

Clay vs Nash lets go!

[Skippord]

Otunga's travel mug is sweeping the WWE

[Rollermacka]

Kevin Nash is going to jobb to Brodus Clay :shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Nash vs Triple H in a ladder match

sledgehammer as the prize ... I wonder what happens should that hammer slip out and bonk someone during the match?

[Volare]

OF THE RIVER!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

This is turning out to be a great Raw. Nash in action too. Amazing.

[Blakeamus]

Why climb up a ladder for a sledgehammer when you can pull one out from under the ring?

[Providence Peep]

CENA CHEATS TO WIN TONIGHT

[Corndad]

CENA CHEATS TO WIN TONIGHT

#cmonCenaHeelTurn

[MoFo]

lul how can Nash climb a ladder w/ dem fragile hamstrings

[Volare]

OMGZ CENA TURNZ HEELZ!!11111111111

[Rollermacka]

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:rofl:

[Volare]

CALL RYAN FAGBOY CLARKE!!

[Volare]

Santa Hogan is gonna haunt my dreams.

[ClockShot]

Heh. Hulk Hogan Rent-a-Center commerical during WWE programming.

Awkward.

[Providence Peep]

#cmonCenaHeelTurn

Don't we wish! Although, it probably won't be a full heel turn tonight. We'll probably just get our cocks teased some more.

[Innovator]

WOOOOO raw goes on mute for a couple minutes

[el bobbo]

Shut the fuck up Cole.

[Immortal Moose]

god damn it cole

[Rollermacka]

Heh. Hulk Hogan Rent-a-Center commerical during WWE programming.

Awkward.

What about Ric Flair in the WWE channel promotion vid?

[Corndad]

Cole is uber annoying tonight. Even more then usual.

[Blakeamus]

So who will fight Ziggler from the Smackdown brand?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wonder if we're gonna get a championship scramble at TLC

[Skippord]

and a resounding "meh" rings out from the WWE Universe

[Corporate CockSnogger]

So who will fight Ziggler from the Smackdown brand?

Sheamus maybe, or possibly Punk himself.

[Rollermacka]

Divas? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MUSIC?

[Volare]

Tribute to the Troops here in Fayetteville NC, trying to volunteer backstage.

[Blakeamus]

Wonder if we're gonna get a championship scramble at TLC

a TLC match maybe?

[el bobbo]

Would military men boo Nickelback?

[Blakeamus]

Sheamus maybe, or possibly Punk himself.

Sheamus for sure...Punk is a "RAW" superstar.

[ClockShot]

They already tape that? Or is it going to be live?

[Rollermacka]

Would military men boo Nickelback?

We would :yes:


Personally, I like Nickelback but I cant speak for everyone else

[Volare]

It said in the Fayetteville Paper it would be on the 10th, and that WWE gave a shit load of tickets to the military and that tickets weren't sold to the public...at this time.

[el bobbo]

The top 2 minorities are represented.

[Cool King]

Urgh, "Tix".

[Corndad]

How many damn times have we seen this damn match.

[Blakeamus]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHAHHAAHAA!

[Immortal Moose]

whaaaaat?

[Volare]

HAHAHAHA!! Cut the diva promo!

[ClockShot]

We interupt this promo to bring you another promo.

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[el bobbo]

What a slap in the face to Beth Phoenix. More entertaining though.

[Skippord]

kind of hope WWE starts doing promos within promos within promos, like Inception

[Blakeamus]

I literally marked out at that one!

[Volare]

WWE is really listening to the fans, anything to help a divas match get ratings.

[Rollermacka]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

That confused me more than that music they were playing when they showed the Divas before commercial

[Providence Peep]

I just created a Twitter account and have no idea how to use it :|

[Volare]

2 Minute match yay.

[Corndad]

Its the same damn match every freakin week.

[Rollermacka]

What an upset... doesnt that happen every week now?

[Volare]

LETS GO RYDER (WOO WOO WOO)

[Cool King]

I'm pretty sure that match only happened just so they could show the promo within a promo promo.

[Corndad]

Yea that promo within the promo was sick.

[Volare]

promo/kane promo/y2j promo could be epic.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Sheamus for sure...Punk is a "RAW" superstar.

Yeah I know. Did Ace say it was Smackdown only wrestlers they were facing?

[Blakeamus]

Yes sir.

[RawRocks]

Chuck Norris needs to come kick some sense into Cole.

[Rollermacka]

I'm pretty sure that match only happened just so they could show the promo within a promo promo.

Calling it now, we'll never hear/ see anything else about that promo. Just like this guy
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He seemed really interesting character, storyline, something diffrent that the fans could really get into... so the WWE decided to quash it and never mention it again

[Blakeamus]

promo/kane promo/y2j promo could be epic.

WWE Network Promo/Kane promo/brodus clay promo/y2j promo could be epic.

[Cool King]

That girl looked like she didn't want to be on camera.

[ClockShot]

ZERO reaction for Ryder. Not good for the experiment.

[Blakeamus]

I can't help but think Cena will win this in less than 5 minutes

[Innovator]

Wow that pop dropped drastically for Cena.

[ClockShot]

BOO BOO BOO! YOU KNOW IT!

[Blakeamus]

ZERO reaction for Ryder. Not good for the experiment.

Tampa fans are not a smart crowd.

[el bobbo]

They are banking on a huge CM Punk pop for the main event. The Internet has had its voice heard.

[Volare]

MAKE IT OR BREAK IT FOR RYDER!

[Blakeamus]

I hate when Cena TRIES to wrestle

[Providence Peep]

Tampa fans are not a smart crowd.

They all seem very bored.

[Skippord]

seriously why can't Michael Cole get beaten with an AIDS pipe for one week?

[Innovator]

This is great, for the last 5 years they've ignored the fans booing Cena. Now they're focusing on them.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah shame this wasn't a massively pro-Ryder crowd.

[Innovator]

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[Skippord]

lol "shut up for just a second"

King is now my favorite superstar

[el bobbo]

Would they have Nash vs. Ziggler?

[Volare]

Yeah shame this wasn't a massively pro-Ryder crowd.

If it was in a good town (Boston, NY, Chitown) then they would be.

[Blakeamus]

They are really going with these shoutouts?

[el bobbo]

lol "shut up for just a second"

King is now my favorite superstar

That really stood out to me too.

[Cool King]

Please stop with the "shout-outs", Cole.

[Volare]

IF Ryder wins I will mark the fuck out.

[Xero]

That really stood out to me too.

lol, me too.

[ClockShot]

That's the 2nd pan to both those fans.

[Skippord]

imagine how long this match would've lasted 8 months ago

[Volare]

Gay.

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

[Volare]

Fuck Ryder heel turn.

[Blakeamus]

of course we can't go two straight months without a Cena WWE title match

[Emperor Smeat]

Ryder got #buried

Ziggler's double duty streak ends at 2 ppvs


Definitely need to get the Stone Cold dvd set.

[Wake Up Call]

Cole is being used to try and get Bryan over. Oh speaking of over, Bryan's squash match is now over. The crowd can get back into the show now

[Volare]

Wonder what BS Cena is gonna pull.

[Blakeamus]

Possibly making Ziggler's match with the stipulation that he if loses, he has to defend the US title against Zack Ryder at TLC.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Wonder if he'll try and get Zack in the WWE title match instead Lol

[Blakeamus]

No BRAINER: CM Punk

[Skippord]

I don't think Michael Cole knows what an iPad is

[Corndad]

Intense Cena

[ClockShot]

Was he crying?

[Skippord]

I gotta say, I would crap my pants several times if John Cena was upset with me

[Volare]

Oh shit, ultimatum!

[Theo Dious]

... this... is... interesting...

[JimmyMess]

Was is this a Disney special?

[Corndad]

Wow Cena is out.

[Theo Dious]

LOL I'm guessing Zack vs Mark Henry next.

[Volare]

Brodus Clay is gonna kill Ryder I know it.

[el bobbo]

Holy shit. I'm actually interested in Cena.

Ryder vs. Nash.

[Blakeamus]

ha, watch ryder lose

[Rollermacka]

God, if Cena would have at least said No I would have liked him more

[ClockShot]

I hear Brodus' stomach rumbling.

[Cool King]

Zack Ryder vs Brodus Clay?

[Volare]

So starts the Cena/Laurinatus feud.

[Blakeamus]

BRODUS CLAY

[Theo Dious]

OH WAIT this is going to be the Brodus squash isnt it.

[Corndad]

Oh no. Is Ryder getting fed to Brodus.

[Innovator]

OMG A MASK OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG

[Volare]

MASK ON!!

[Innovator]

LI Sexy vs. Big Sexy

[Blakeamus]

And the old Kane glove

[Theo Dious]

HE PUT ON THE MASK!!! HE PUT ON THE MASK!!!

[Volare]

Cena is gonna go ape shit on Johnny Ace after this.

[Graveler]

I gotta say, I would crap my pants several times if John Cena was upset with me

So you'd pull a Stone Cold Steve Austin then?

[Theo Dious]

God, if Cena would have at least said No I would have liked him more

Wait for his reaction when Ryder loses.

[Immortal Moose]

fuck yes

[Blakeamus]

OMG A MASK OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG

LIEK FO REALZZZZ!?!?

[Theo Dious]

Hmm... Cena vs Ryder at TLC?

[JimmyMess]

Nash/Brodus 2 on 1 vs. Ryder lol

[el bobbo]

Otunga with the coffee makes me want to kill him.

[Volare]

oh fuck the death of Ryder now.

[Theo Dious]

Now Im thinking Nash with sledgehammer.

[Corndad]

Who would have thought see the day 2 Ryder Matches in one Raw

[Theo Dious]

DAMMIT I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

[Blakeamus]

CHOCOLATE DROOOOOOOOPPPP!

[Volare]

FUCKING RETARDED

[el bobbo]

awww shit

[ClockShot]

Mark Henry?

Right size, wrong guy.

[Theo Dious]

Wait, no DQ... HERE COMES BRYAN

[RawRocks]

are you kidding me?

[Blakeamus]

Big Show with the interference

[Rollermacka]

:lol:, Ryder gonna get his wig split

[Skippord]

so Show is going to interfere here right?

going to be so upset if John Cena gave up his title shot for nothing!

[Cool King]

Big Show interference.

[Volare]

So Cena is gonna help out Ryder win.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No dq, obvious finish then.

[Theo Dious]

going to be so upset if John Cena gave up his title shot for nothing!

That would be the smart booking choice.

[Theo Dious]

So Cena is gonna help out Ryder win.

This would be the lame-ass booking move.

[Volare]

Wewt

[ClockShot]

Johnny Ace is gonna fuck 'em both over.

[Theo Dious]

But that was pretty cool.

Now Daniel Bryan should come out and cash in.

[Innovator]

Need more Punk here.

[Skippord]

how did Ziggler see that? he was clearly nowhere near a TV

[Blakeamus]

Nash v.s. Santino?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Be funny if Nash tore his quad now.

[Skippord]

Santino is so getting paralyzed in a few minutes.

[Providence Peep]

Do you guys think Nash would pass a drug test?

[Innovator]

Do you guys think Nash would pass a drug test?
Nash bleeds pure HGH.

[BizarroKing]

so did Clay get the shaft again?

[Blakeamus]

:lol: King

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Just turned this on right now. Heard Michael Cole start whining about Twitter and I almost turned it off. But Big Sexy is on. Guess I'll just have to tough it out for now.

[ClockShot]

Still get a chuckle when the nwo music hits when nash comes out.

[Cool King]

I really don't give a shit what Robert Edwards or Bobby Mills thinks.

If I did, I'd go on "InterAction" myself.

[Immortal Moose]

i assume so... unless two super fast crushes

[Cool King]

Mama Mia!

[ClockShot]

Put him in a body bag, Kev.

[Corndad]

Well there goes my Santino pick in the Brodus Pool lol