Idea for a new tetris mode

[Iop]

Imagine this, a tetris game, only instead if blocks, all the blocks are replaced by naked girls (same shape as the blocks) and you have to stack the naked girls together and when u have one line, they moan and dissapear.

U can call it Sextris.

I wish I could make games :(

[Funky Fly]

Stop making threads, guy. No one is that sad.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

There were loads of Tetris games on the Amiga that filled up a picture of a naked lady as you cleared lines.

Even 8 year old me wasn't that sad though.

[Hanso Amore]

This is exactly why we need more ban friendly MODS. Use the Hanso method. If you are garbage and reach 1000 posts, its BAN TIME.

[Hanso Amore]

There were loads of Tetris games on the Amiga that filled up a picture of a naked lady as you cleared lines.

Even 8 year old me wasn't that sad though.

Every Bar top Game system in dives in the US right now have that game on them.

[RoXer]

More like Titris

[Iop]

There were loads of Tetris games on the Amiga that filled up a picture of a naked lady as you cleared lines.

Even 8 year old me wasn't that sad though.

No u dont understand. In my game the BLOCKS are the GIRLS. Not the background

[Funky Fly]

You should see about asking for a Custer's Revenge remake in HD.

[Hanso Amore]

No u dont understand. In my game the BLOCKS are the GIRLS. Not the background

Sweet, Block shaped mis-shapen women.


You are a twit.

[Iop]

Sweet, Block shaped mis-shapen women.


You are a twit.

Not block shaped if its well done. like an l block would be a girl sitting or bending over etc

[Shaved Monkey]

Kinda funny. I was looking up some old games for my netbook and I came across a version of Tetris exactly as you describe.

http://www.old-games.com/download/1138/x-tetris

[Iop]

Kinda funny. I was looking up some old games for my netbook and I came across a version of Tetris exactly as you describe.

http://www.old-games.com/download/1138/x-tetris

YES!

Only with better graphics

WHY CANT COMPANIES MAKE ADVANCED ADULT GAMES

:rant:

[Funky Fly]

They're too busy having sex on all the piles of money they make off games that aren't about sex.

[Iop]

They're too busy having sex on all the piles of money they make off games that aren't about sex.

Yeah but imagine how much MORE money they can make if they make good adult games

[Funky Fly]

You mean around -$28 million, give or take a few thousand dollars? Seriously, a game has to make $28 million on average to break even. Let's do some math here:

28 million / 60 = 466,667

If you haven't wrapped your mind around that, you need like 470 thousand guys to buy into your piece of shit idea before any money is made. I'm not sure there are that many guys in as dire straits as you are in the States. At least not enough who are also gamers.

[Iop]

You mean around -$28 million, give or take a few thousand dollars? Seriously, a game has to make $28 million on average to break even. Let's do some math here:

28 million / 60 = 466,667

If you haven't wrapped your mind around that, you need like 470 thousand guys to buy into your piece of shit idea before any money is made. I'm not sure there are that many guys in as dire straits as you are in the States. At least not enough who are also gamers.

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/8/539/23949_512x288_manicured__ycdT7db0WU2jHX+VPNi1YA.jpg

Hold on just a minute, playa! Are you saying at LEAST 470,000 people have to buy every game that comes out to have the company making it break even? As in, most games have MORE than 470,000 people buying it?

Well...Im placing you in a TAG TEAM match against....LOGIC AND REASON!

HOLLA HOLLA!

[Kane Knight]

Funky, you just got punked by IoP. I'm pretty sure the only way to save face is seppuku.