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Idea for a new tetris mode
Imagine this, a tetris game, only instead if blocks, all the blocks are replaced by naked girls (same shape as the blocks) and you have to stack the naked girls together and when u have one line, they moan and dissapear.
U can call it Sextris. I wish I could make games ![]() |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Stop making threads, guy. No one is that sad.
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BAY BAY
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There were loads of Tetris games on the Amiga that filled up a picture of a naked lady as you cleared lines.
Even 8 year old me wasn't that sad though. |
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You can't teach that
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This is exactly why we need more ban friendly MODS. Use the Hanso method. If you are garbage and reach 1000 posts, its BAN TIME.
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You can't teach that
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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More like Titris
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The Satanic Mechanic
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You should see about asking for a Custer's Revenge remake in HD.
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You can't teach that
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Lousy Smarch weather
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Kinda funny. I was looking up some old games for my netbook and I came across a version of Tetris exactly as you describe.
http://www.old-games.com/download/1138/x-tetris |
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Only with better graphics WHY CANT COMPANIES MAKE ADVANCED ADULT GAMES ![]() |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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They're too busy having sex on all the piles of money they make off games that aren't about sex.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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You mean around -$28 million, give or take a few thousand dollars? Seriously, a game has to make $28 million on average to break even. Let's do some math here:
28 million / 60 = 466,667 If you haven't wrapped your mind around that, you need like 470 thousand guys to buy into your piece of shit idea before any money is made. I'm not sure there are that many guys in as dire straits as you are in the States. At least not enough who are also gamers. |
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![]() Hold on just a minute, playa! Are you saying at LEAST 470,000 people have to buy every game that comes out to have the company making it break even? As in, most games have MORE than 470,000 people buying it? Well...Im placing you in a TAG TEAM match against....LOGIC AND REASON! HOLLA HOLLA! |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Funky, you just got punked by IoP. I'm pretty sure the only way to save face is seppuku.
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