Wouldnt it be funny if they made a "mature" Mario game

[Iop]

You know with cursing and violence and a more gritty dark art style, and in this game, they reveal that Princess Peach is actually Luigi in drag and that Luigi has a crush on Bowser and they get off at making Mario chase what they THINK is the princess but its actually just Luigi.

mario can be an insane sex addict who shoots up drugs (shrooms) and breaks houses looking for a "princess" to attack but is focused on Bowser's princess (who is Luigi in drag).

Man this game would be sweet.

[Indifferent Clox]

Shooting up shrooms?

[Hanso Amore]

God you fucking suck so much.

Wouldnt it be cool if Iop made a good thread?

[Kane Knight]

Six million people had this idea before you.

[Razzamajazz]

please stop posting, iop

[Shaved Monkey]

I know I've seen something similar to this in a pack of ROMs I downloaded a long time ago.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Wait, Iop hasn't played Mario Bros 3?

[Funky Fly]

You know with cursing and violence and a more gritty dark art style, and in this game, they reveal that Princess Peach is actually Luigi in drag and that Luigi has a crush on Bowser and they get off at making Mario chase what they THINK is the princess but its actually just Luigi.

mario can be an insane sex addict who shoots up drugs (shrooms) and breaks houses looking for a "princess" to attack but is focused on Bowser's princess (who is Luigi in drag).

Man this game would be sweet.

There's this thing called the internet and it's full of these things called pictures and videos. Many of these pictures and videos feature Super Mario characters doing exactly what you are talking about. Research your shit. It would taken you 5 seconds.

[Kane Knight]

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[Kane Knight]

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[Kalyx triaD]

No, it wouldn't be cool to have a mature Mario game. However an M-rated platformer may have Conker's Bad Fur Day charm to it if it's clever enough. Go make it.

[Indifferent Clox]

OMG go watch Friday two and go fuck a Hood est get up yr confidence so you can fuck a good girl. Or save up 200 for an escort. Check backpage.com

[Iop]

OMG go watch Friday two and go fuck a Hood est get up yr confidence so you can fuck a good girl. Or save up 200 for an escort. Check backpage.com

I dont want to get 552532523535 stds...the health bill would be too expensive

[Indifferent Clox]

Then wear a motherfucking.condom you dolt. Also don't fuck girls with studs fuck.girls who don't get a lot of sex and therefore don't have stds. Then gradually move up to girls who are selective and don't fuck.a lot to girls who are experienced and selective a dangerous but potent combo. I've never had an.STD and I've been with quite.a.few girls.

[Kane Knight]

Clox, shut up.

[Hanso Amore]

Then wear a motherfucking.condom you dolt. Also don't fuck girls with studs fuck.girls who don't get a lot of sex and therefore don't have studs. Then gradually move up to girls who are selective and don't fuck.a lot to girls who are experienced and selective a dangerous but potent combo. I've never had an.STD and I've been with quite.a.few girls.

Stupidest fucking thing I have ever read. You have proven yourself to be a far bigger moron than even Iop.

[Iop]

not being good with girls makes me a moron?

[Indifferent Clox]

I'm not saying the above is the answer fir everyone. This dude needs serious inversion therapy or some shit. Seriously though. Go see a doctor not tpww.

[Iop]

I'm not saying the above is the answer fir everyone. This dude needs serious inversion therapy or some shit. Seriously though. Go see a doctor not tpww.

lol what can a doctor do? unles its a female doctor and she just happens to be desperate

hmmm

[Funky Fly]

Honestly, this has to stop. Indifferent Clox, dude, take 5 more seconds for spelling errors if you have to post. For fuck's sake all your posts look retarded. Read this shit:

OMG go watch Friday two and go fuck a Hood est get up yr confidence so you can fuck a good girl. Or save up 200 for an escort. Check backpage.com

How is seeing Next Friday supposed to get him laid? Or fucking whatever the fuck a "Hood est" is? We can't understand you. Type your shit out better.

And Iop, this guy (http://www.google.ca/search?q=ralphy+may&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=23VGT73vLoW30AGuop2HDg&biw=1024&bih=587&sei=5nVGT8HNLcPk0QHF28WlDg) has dated/is currently dating a straight up 10. He is loud, obnoxious and fat as fuck (and probably has the accompanying fat guy sweat/body odour combo to boot), but he goes out and he gets on this empty ass stage and he tells jokes. All eyes on him. You think that shit is easy? He goes up there and then afterwards he goes up and he talks to sexy ladies (they probably approach him, since he's fucking hilarious) and he kills it. The point is that he goes out and he tries. You don't try shit, regardless of the copious amounts of advice you've been given, so have no business coming here and whining or looking for porn games or being a general creeper. Motherfucker that guy is 400 god damn pounds. He is not a sexy beast. What's your excuse?

[Iop]

Honestly, this has to stop. Indifferent Clox, dude, take 5 more seconds for spelling errors if you have to post. For fuck's sake all your posts look retarded. Read this shit:



How is seeing Next Friday supposed to get him laid? Or fucking whatever the fuck a "Hood est" is? We can't understand you. Type your shit out better.

And Iop, this guy (http://www.google.ca/search?q=ralphy+may&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=23VGT73vLoW30AGuop2HDg&biw=1024&bih=587&sei=5nVGT8HNLcPk0QHF28WlDg) has dated/is currently dating a straight up 10. He is loud, obnoxious and fat as fuck (and probably has the accompanying fat guy sweat/body odour combo to boot), but he goes out and he gets on this empty ass stage and he tells jokes. All eyes on him. You think that shit is easy? He goes up there and then afterwards he goes up and he talks to sexy ladies (they probably approach him, since he's fucking hilarious) and he kills it. The point is that he goes out and he tries. You don't try shit, regardless of the copious amounts of advice you've been given, so have no business coming here and whining or looking for porn games or being a general creeper. Motherfucker that guy is 400 god damn pounds. He is not a sexy beast. What's your excuse?

He looks like he has mad money, but I am a poors. Girls find money sexy because they need to get a man who can protect them (this is why they like muscular men) and provide for them (this is why they like money). So they can get one or the other.

[Kane Knight]

lol what can a doctor do? unles its a female doctor and she just happens to be desperate

hmmm

Twach you to not be a pussy?

Honestly, this has to stop. Indifferent Clox, dude, take 5 more seconds for spelling errors if you have to post. For fuck's sake all your posts look retarded. Read this shit:



How is seeing Next Friday supposed to get him laid? Or fucking whatever the fuck a "Hood est" is? We can't understand you. Type your shit out better.

And Iop, this guy (http://www.google.ca/search?q=ralphy+may&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=23VGT73vLoW30AGuop2HDg&biw=1024&bih=587&sei=5nVGT8HNLcPk0QHF28WlDg) has dated/is currently dating a straight up 10. He is loud, obnoxious and fat as fuck (and probably has the accompanying fat guy sweat/body odour combo to boot), but he goes out and he gets on this empty ass stage and he tells jokes. All eyes on him. You think that shit is easy? He goes up there and then afterwards he goes up and he talks to sexy ladies (they probably approach him, since he's fucking hilarious) and he kills it. The point is that he goes out and he tries. You don't try shit, regardless of the copious amounts of advice you've been given, so have no business coming here and whining or looking for porn games or being a general creeper. Motherfucker that guy is 400 god damn pounds. He is not a sexy beast. What's your excuse?

You have no authority here, bitchburger. :p

[Funky Fly]

Twach you to not be a pussy?



You have no authority here, bitchburger. :p

I never claimed authority, only pointing out the obvious to the oblivious.

And Iop, explain how Kevin Federline got to fuck Britney Spears then? That guy has no money, fucking nobody likes him and and he's skinny. Ralphy Mae's a professional comedian. He has money now that he's made it big, but he struggled for years before that happened.

[Kane Knight]

I never claimed authority, only pointing out the obvious to the oblivious.

The obvious has been pointed out to both of them. If they don't get it now, they never will.

Now bow down.

[Funky Fly]

Make me.

[Iop]

I never claimed authority, only pointing out the obvious to the oblivious.

And Iop, explain how Kevin Federline got to fuck Britney Spears then? That guy has no money, fucking nobody likes him and and he's skinny. Ralphy Mae's a professional comedian. He has money now that he's made it big, but he struggled for years before that happened.

Wasnt Federline like an actor or something?

[Funky Fly]

Back up dancer. He was basically unimportant.

[Indifferent Clox]

Iop you have a psychological problem. And anyone who has seen next Friday or Friday after next knows about Hood rats.

If you cannot talk to girls at all you need to see a doctor about that. A psychiatrist.

[Funky Fly]

Iop you have a psychological problem. And anyone who has seen next Friday or Friday after next knows about Hood rats.

If you cannot talk to girls at all you need to see a doctor about that. A psychiatrist.

...

Nigga, you did not just refer to the Friday movies as a factual source of information on hood rats of all things. Please tell me you didn't...

[Indifferent Clox]

I may have been being facetious guess we will never know.

[Kane Knight]

Iop you have a psychological problem.

IRONY!