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Wouldnt it be funny if they made a "mature" Mario game
You know with cursing and violence and a more gritty dark art style, and in this game, they reveal that Princess Peach is actually Luigi in drag and that Luigi has a crush on Bowser and they get off at making Mario chase what they THINK is the princess but its actually just Luigi.
mario can be an insane sex addict who shoots up drugs (shrooms) and breaks houses looking for a "princess" to attack but is focused on Bowser's princess (who is Luigi in drag). Man this game would be sweet. |
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emerge
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Shooting up shrooms?
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You can't teach that
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God you fucking suck so much.
Wouldnt it be cool if Iop made a good thread? |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Six million people had this idea before you.
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it's really real meat
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please stop posting, iop
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Lousy Smarch weather
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I know I've seen something similar to this in a pack of ROMs I downloaded a long time ago.
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Wait, Iop hasn't played Mario Bros 3?
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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No, it wouldn't be cool to have a mature Mario game. However an M-rated platformer may have Conker's Bad Fur Day charm to it if it's clever enough. Go make it.
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OMG go watch Friday two and go fuck a Hood est get up yr confidence so you can fuck a good girl. Or save up 200 for an escort. Check backpage.com
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emerge
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Then wear a motherfucking.condom you dolt. Also don't fuck girls with studs fuck.girls who don't get a lot of sex and therefore don't have stds. Then gradually move up to girls who are selective and don't fuck.a lot to girls who are experienced and selective a dangerous but potent combo. I've never had an.STD and I've been with quite.a.few girls.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Clox, shut up.
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You can't teach that
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not being good with girls makes me a moron?
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emerge
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I'm not saying the above is the answer fir everyone. This dude needs serious inversion therapy or some shit. Seriously though. Go see a doctor not tpww.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Honestly, this has to stop. Indifferent Clox, dude, take 5 more seconds for spelling errors if you have to post. For fuck's sake all your posts look retarded. Read this shit:
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And Iop, this guy has dated/is currently dating a straight up 10. He is loud, obnoxious and fat as fuck (and probably has the accompanying fat guy sweat/body odour combo to boot), but he goes out and he gets on this empty ass stage and he tells jokes. All eyes on him. You think that shit is easy? He goes up there and then afterwards he goes up and he talks to sexy ladies (they probably approach him, since he's fucking hilarious) and he kills it. The point is that he goes out and he tries. You don't try shit, regardless of the copious amounts of advice you've been given, so have no business coming here and whining or looking for porn games or being a general creeper. Motherfucker that guy is 400 god damn pounds. He is not a sexy beast. What's your excuse? |
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And Iop, explain how Kevin Federline got to fuck Britney Spears then? That guy has no money, fucking nobody likes him and and he's skinny. Ralphy Mae's a professional comedian. He has money now that he's made it big, but he struggled for years before that happened. Last edited by Funky Fly; 02-23-2012 at 03:32 PM. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Make me.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Back up dancer. He was basically unimportant.
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Iop you have a psychological problem. And anyone who has seen next Friday or Friday after next knows about Hood rats.
If you cannot talk to girls at all you need to see a doctor about that. A psychiatrist. |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Nigga, you did not just refer to the Friday movies as a factual source of information on hood rats of all things. Please tell me you didn't... |
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I may have been being facetious guess we will never know.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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