Caption of the Month: April 2004

[Corkscrewed]

Apologies to RB, but you had two awesome ones, so they're both going in there.


Rock Bottom:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/23.jpg
Bradshaw: And this pink right here represents some heavy heat and humidity pouring through the area. A little to the west of that, there is some light rainfall, and I guess that giant Mexican guy is like El Nino or something.

Fryza:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040804/images/03.jpg
Scotty: IT'S MORPHING TIME!

Savior:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/15.jpg
JR: ROCK BOTTOM!

Kane Knight:
http://backlash.wwe.com/matches/final_gallery/images/31.jpg
HHH: And so I'm pumping away, and Steph is screaming like a banshee...
Benoit: Oh GOD! I give up! You can have the damn title back! Just DON'T finish that sentence!

Corkscrewed:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042204/images/23.jpg
Eddie: "Suck my balls, D-Von! That's right, I'm EDDIE GUERRERO, BITCH!

Rock Bottom:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/042604/images/05.jpg
Triple H: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Unbelievable. How DARE you have leaves greener than my face.
Tree: ...
Triple H: Look at me when I'm talking to you, you jobbing piece of shit.

loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/042604/images/01.jpg
GAIL: As the future World Women's Champion, I encourage you from time to time - and always in a respectful manner - to critique my matches. If you're unconvinced that a particular move I've used is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up the fact that I'm a Canadian being announced as "from Korea" as a negative is - I collect your ****ing arm. Just like this ****er here. Now, if any of you botchtastic bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE ****ING TIME! I didn't think so.

El Santo:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/042604/images/05.jpg
HHH: "You march on Isengard, dammit, or all Middle Earth is lost!!"

Nowhere Man:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg
RVD: Dude, wake up! The match has started!
Bubba: Ughhh...five more minutes...
RVD: Come one, man! We're gonna get in trouble!
Bubba: I don't wanna go to school today...

[Savio]

Yes I'm in first! Close the poll!

[Corkscrewed]

Are you just blind? It's at the top. :wtf:

[Corkscrewed]

:p Haha, you figured it out.

[Corkscrewed]

Very hard choice among Fryza, RB's two captions, and El Santo, but I went with Triple H holding down a tree. Sorry to the rest of you.

[Nowhere Man]

Okay, I'm tied for first now, with a whole 1 vote. Hooray.

[Savio]

Oh well Team Sexy will vote for me.

[The Ravishing One]

Savior: "Rock Bottom!"

Team Sexy members rule :y:

[Fryza]

Voted for myself. This'll probably be the only time I'll be up here, so I'm going to try and not fail. :o!!

[PureHatred]

Loopydate's was too classic to resist. But all of them were hilarious.

[Loose Cannon]

Captions? Oh, I rememebr these things. Anyway, Savior's had me laughing hard when I saw that a while back because I read the caption in JR's voice and it was funny.

[Savio]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Ravishing One again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Loose Cannon again.
:(

Don't worry I'll get you when I can

[loopydate]

I'm 0-for-3 on this whole poll thing. April is the Month of Loopy!

...or Paul. Whatever.

[Shaggy]

Tie for me between Screaming like a banshee and JBL the weatherman :)

[Corkscrewed]

I give up. I shouldn't even bother cheap plugging myself in these things. :D

[Loose Cannon]

lol, Savior with 6. Upset City.

[Funky Fly]

Kill Bill, bitches.

[Innovator]

What the **** Corky!!!!!!!!!!!

Innovator's lost his smile

[Fryza]

I'll make a tie for second. :D...maybe..

[Innovator]

i must say though, this race for top caption is tighter than a 12 year old




















back injury

[Rock Bottom]

I just voted for Fryza. That was the best caption up there.

[Fryza]

I just voted for Fryza. That was the best caption up there.

:love: You're getting rep.

...

vBulletin Message
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rock Bottom again.

Or not, you know whichever comes first..

[Rock Bottom]

That caption of mine on the top (JBL Weatherman) was probably my best caption yet. But you can't beat Scotty in that pose, that was brilliant. These were all pretty hilarious though.

[Savio]

Wow 8 thank you all for voting for me. You'll get something in return.

[Wondermouse]

OH MAN. THIS IS A HARD CHOICE.

****, that Kill Bill one's bitchin'.

[Azriel]

Hard choice. I voted for HHH holding down the tree

[Nacho Man]

Saviour's gets the vote from me.

[Scarface]

Rock Bottoms second one had me laughing the most.

[HankScorpio]

Saviour's gets the vote from me.

[Savio]

Oh man this is so close!

[Jonster]

<font color="#99CCFF">Savior's is funnier, but Fryza's is cleverer

Savior :)</font>

[Corkscrewed]

Pretty clear what the top four are this month. This is fun. :D

[Nowhere Man]

Y'know, every month I get one or two nominated, but none of them ever come close to winning. Such a downer.

[Savio]

So I waited a long time for this....damn glass ceiling!

[Corkscrewed]

Y'know, every month I get one or two nominated, but none of them ever come close to winning. Such a downer.

You're preaching to the choir, buddy. Preaching to the choir.

[Savio]

Perhaps next month we should vote on who gets in the caption of the month catagory then vote again for the caption of the month, then caption of the year, then decade, then centuray.

[OssMan]

Fryza

[Fryza]

Perhaps next month we should vote on who gets in the caption of the month catagory then vote again for the caption of the month, then caption of the year, then decade, then centuray.

I think someone should only have one caption in. It's holding the rest of us down.

Rabble rabble rabble :o

[Savio]

Ugh stop voting for fryza!!!

[Rock Bottom]

Hahaha, I have two captions up there, with their total votes tying first place at 13. But neither one of them is close to 13 alone. The irony. I find that hilarious. I am still routing for Fryza...

[Fryza]

Ugh stop voting for fryza!!!

:mad: No, vote for Herr Fryza. :mad:

Pwease :(

[Rock Bottom]

I am Mr. March on your nude Caption Babes Calendars. Looks like we will be seeing Savior or Fryza nude next month. But loopy is still in it.

[Rock Bottom]

I'd love to do a photo shoot with you, loopy or Fryza.

[Loose Cannon]

I won Mr. January then I retired

[Savio]

I have a big penis RB

[Rock Bottom]

I'm thinking of adding something on the side, for later in the year. Like a caption tournament (like KotR). Basically, take the funniest wrestling pictures I can find, or at least caption-worthy ones, and taking entrants. Then randomly assign pictures to people, and they have first round opponents. People would go one on one with someone, with the same picture. Each of them posting ONE caption for the pic. Then it would be voted on to see who advances to the next round.

Then like, as the rounds get late, start having them do two, and three... Then when it gets down to like the final four, have a set of like ten. Then the last face-off would determine - THE KING OF THE CAPTIONS. I dunno, sounds hot to me.

[Loose Cannon]

Now that's a cool idea

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>AZYRF</font>

[Tony Montana]

*votes for Saviour*

[Fryza]

Even though I've lost, I'll give it a bump incase people haven't voted yet.

[Corkscrewed]

Tie game!!!

[Amaroqwolf]

I voted for Fryza

[Loose Cannon]

Cork, I think you need to let me be your official "Caption Chooser" for these things. You don't seem to connect with the posters on here with the captions you always choose for yourself. I know what these people want and I can take you to the top. You can clean house with these COTM's.


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[Savio]

Dirty tactics! :mad:

[Rock Bottom]

I think the reason Savior got so many votes is because my username was his caption title, so everyone thought it was mine.

[Savio]

I think you should fuck off and not be jealous

[Fryza]

Ack, I was just at 19.

[Savio]

Any one who votes for me gets massive rep.

[The Tokefatha]

Any one who votes for me gets massive rep.

What about dirty tactics?

[Savio]

Frya did the same.

[Fryza]

Frya did the same.

I didn't bribe them with rep. I just asked some friends to vote for me. Seven out of those twenty-two, actually.

[Disturbed316]

"Last March of the Shrubs"

I'm a huge LOTR mark so thats what I vote for this month

[Corkscrewed]

Looks like Fryza has jumped out to a three point lead! And I'm still at zero, but that's okay. I sucked this month.

[Corkscrewed]

bump

[91]

For whatever reason, Triple H holding down a tree made me laugh the most, so that wins by default.

[Corkscrewed]

Wow, Savior's retaken the lead!

[Fryza]

I'm not going down without a fight, VIVA LA RÉSISTANCE! :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

26-25

[The Outlaw]

FRYZA!

[Fryza]

26 - 26

[Loose Cannon]

HMMMMMMMMM, A little odd that some guy named Mephisto has 0 posts and has voted for Fryza. lol

[Fryza]

HMMMMMMMMM, A little odd that some guy named Mephisto has 0 posts and has voted for Fryza. lol

Naw, he's a good friend I asked to vote in the poll. And he did choose mine (I have asked other people to vote for me, and they voted for others).

I've asked friends to vote for me, and I'll admit that. If that's against the rules, I'll do what I told Savior and let him win if I do.

[Loose Cannon]

I'm just joking. I don't care how people vote.

[Fryza]

I'm just joking. I don't care how people vote.

Stop your joking, I'm gullable like that. :o

[loopydate]

Wow. I feel bad for Corky. This was a good month for captions, though. So good that NINETY-FIVE people voted in the poll this month.

[Jonster]

26 - 26

And heading into the final stretch...

[Corkscrewed]

Little more than 14 more hours and Fryza is up by two! This is amazingly close!

Like the NBA Playoffs. :D

[Sephiroth]

Fryza is gonna win it, he deserves it IMO. :y:

[Rock Bottom]

I think you should fuck off and not be jealous

Wow, calm down there chief. No one is jealous. I was poking fun at you in an egotistic sort of way, you idiot. I won last month's poll, why the hell would I be jealous of the 2nd place caption for April?

I'm so jealous. I can feel the envy boiling through my veins. I wish I had your caption talent, Savior.

[Savio]

No you are not jealous of my caption talent. You were jealous that some jobber captionier (sp?) was beating you in this caption race.

[Savio]

I haven't heard of half of the people who voted for fryza and 2 of them joined and left the same day they posted

[Dazz]

:lol: its funny because I said the other month about Corkscrews captions being rubbish, and that the one he has in there is crap, and only Mark Mas, who won the forum dunce award at the spammies, voted for him, and even that was a pity vote.

And now he gets a big fat lonely zero. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :rofl:

[Savio]

I agree with dazz, the reason why corky is in there is because he makes the awards. Saying that will doom me of having another shot at this. I remember he put up his caption of Spike dudley saying fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty fatty to HHH up there once.....and well you know how it ends.

[Fryza]

Give it a rest dude.

If it means so much, here:

Corky, remove the votes by Mephisto, DeadWillRiseAgain, The Tokefatha, and Nicko. Since they do not post, or post under these names. This makes it fair. And yes, Corky, I'm being serious. Remove those four votes making it 26 - 24, please.

[Corkscrewed]

Um... I can't alter the poll. Fryza wins, and I dont care anymore because Savior evidentally wasn't being sarcastic when he was bitching all over the place.

You're both advancing to the "next round" so it really doesn't matter.

Dazz, you really gotta get a life or something. You think that constantly focusing on the fact that I get no votes for my captions is going to hurt my feelings, but honestly, I don't give a damn if I get 75 votes or a big lousy zero. It's all for fun, and if you personally enjoy trying to "rub it in" or something like that, I really have to wonder how pathetic your real life is.

Fryza wins. Savior is second. Loopy and RB's "Tree Hold Down" also advance to Caption of the Half Year (the semifinal tourney before the caption of the year goes on).

[Rock Bottom]

No you are not jealous of my caption talent. You were jealous that some jobber captionier (sp?) was beating you in this caption race.

You're an idiot. You'd like to think I was jealous though. Grow up you stupid little kid.

Congrats Fryza. Be careful though, I am extremely jealous and I am going to kill you in your sleep for beating me. That goes for anyone who got more votes than me.

[Fryza]

Congrats Fryza. Be careful though, I am extremely jealous and I am going to kill you in your sleep for beating me. That goes for anyone who got more votes than me.

Oh, you say the darndest things. :roll:

[Rock Bottom]

I voted for you too, it was all a plan to have an excuse to get in your bedro... Er.

[Fryza]

I voted for you too, it was all a plan to have an excuse to get in your bedro... Er.

That's for another day in the casual forum..

[Azriel]

That was close. Congrats Fryza

[Savio]

Corky, remove the votes by Mephisto, DeadWillRiseAgain, The Tokefatha, and Nicko. Since they do not post, or post under these names. This makes it fair. And yes, Corky, I'm being serious. Remove those four votes making it 26 - 24, please.
No keep it you won those 2 names would have made it a tie anyway and since I probably won't make it past the semi finals. You can keep your title.

[Dazz]

Dazz, you really gotta get a life or something. You think that constantly focusing on the fact that I get no votes for my captions is going to hurt my feelings, but honestly, I don't give a damn if I get 75 votes or a big lousy zero. It's all for fun, and if you personally enjoy trying to "rub it in" or something like that, I really have to wonder how pathetic your real life is.

I have to get a life, yeah coz you know me so well :roll:. I do not constantly focus, this is the second time. I bet it does hurt your feelings, that no one thinks your captions are that good, but that wasn't the point I was trying to make, and as Savior said, things like the fatty fatty fatty one and this one are utter crap.

I do enjoy 'rubbing it in' because it is funny that you got no votes, and that fatty fatty fatty one got just the one vote which was a pity vote from the person voted the forum dunce, if that doesn't sum up how bad your 'craptions' are then I don't know what does.

BTW, if you respond to this, try not to just keep repeating yourself about me having no life, you don't raise a valid point and its rather boring.

P.S - Not as boring as your 'craptions'.