Caption of the Month: April 2004

**Corkscrewed** · 05-04-2004, 07:00 PM

Apologies to RB, but you had two awesome ones, so they're both going in there.

Rock Bottom:

Bradshaw: And this pink right here represents some heavy heat and humidity pouring through the area. A little to the west of that, there is some light rainfall, and I guess that giant Mexican guy is like El Nino or something.

Fryza:

Scotty: IT'S MORPHING TIME!

Savior:

JR: ROCK BOTTOM!

Kane Knight:

HHH: And so I'm pumping away, and Steph is screaming like a banshee...
Benoit: Oh GOD! I give up! You can have the damn title back! Just DON'T finish that sentence!

Corkscrewed:

Eddie: "Suck my balls, D-Von! That's right, I'm EDDIE GUERRERO, BITCH!

Rock Bottom:

Triple H: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Unbelievable. How DARE you have leaves greener than my face.
Tree: ...
Triple H: Look at me when I'm talking to you, you jobbing piece of shit.

loopydate:

GAIL: As the future World Women's Champion, I encourage you from time to time - and always in a respectful manner - to critique my matches. If you're unconvinced that a particular move I've used is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up the fact that I'm a Canadian being announced as "from Korea" as a negative is - I collect your ****ing arm. Just like this ****er here. Now, if any of you botchtastic bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE ****ING TIME! I didn't think so.

El Santo:

HHH: "You march on Isengard, dammit, or all Middle Earth is lost!!"

Nowhere Man:

RVD: Dude, wake up! The match has started!
Bubba: Ughhh...five more minutes...
RVD: Come one, man! We're gonna get in trouble!
Bubba: I don't wanna go to school today...

View Poll Results: Pick the best caption from April.
Rock Bottom: "JBL the Weatherman"	6	6.19%
Fryza: "Scotty 2 Hotty: Power Ranger"	28	28.87%
Savior: "Rock Bottom!"	26	26.80%
Kane Knight: "Screaming like a Banshee..."	4	4.12%
Corkscrewed: "Eddie Guerrero, BITCH!"	0	0%
Rock Bottom: "HHH Holds Down a Tree"	14	14.43%
loopydate: "Gail-ren Ishii"	10	10.31%
El Santo: "Last March of the Shrubs"	5	5.15%
Nowhere Man: "Wake up for School"	4	4.12%
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05-04-2004, 07:00 PM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Caption of the Month: April 2004 Apologies to RB, but you had two awesome ones, so they're both going in there. Rock Bottom: Bradshaw: And this pink right here represents some heavy heat and humidity pouring through the area. A little to the west of that, there is some light rainfall, and I guess that giant Mexican guy is like El Nino or something. Fryza: Scotty: IT'S MORPHING TIME! Savior: JR: ROCK BOTTOM! Kane Knight: HHH: And so I'm pumping away, and Steph is screaming like a banshee... Benoit: Oh GOD! I give up! You can have the damn title back! Just DON'T finish that sentence! Corkscrewed: Eddie: "Suck my balls, D-Von! That's right, I'm EDDIE GUERRERO, BITCH! Rock Bottom: Triple H: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP. Unbelievable. How DARE you have leaves greener than my face. Tree: ... Triple H: Look at me when I'm talking to you, you jobbing piece of shit. loopydate: GAIL: As the future World Women's Champion, I encourage you from time to time - and always in a respectful manner - to critique my matches. If you're unconvinced that a particular move I've used is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up the fact that I'm a Canadian being announced as "from Korea" as a negative is - I collect your **ing arm. Just like this er here. Now, if any of you botchtastic bitches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE ING TIME! I didn't think so. El Santo: HHH: "You march on Isengard, dammit, or all Middle Earth is lost!!" Nowhere Man:** RVD: Dude, wake up! The match has started! Bubba: Ughhh...five more minutes... RVD: Come one, man! We're gonna get in trouble! Bubba: I don't wanna go to school today...