The OFFICIAL Thread for MONDAY... NIGHT... hold on lemme check my notes... ah yes here it is... RAW!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool King]

Mizzzz.

[ClockShot]

Showmizness reunion.

[Droford]

I wanna like the new miz shirt but..ugh

[Cool King]

Sign of the night, right there.

"Show"

[Corndad]

Time for Show's Mania Moment

[Cool King]

Awesome, Cody!

[Dukelorange]

You know Johnny Ace could have pulled a DX move and hosted a cookout outside... or bought some tickets from Cryme Tyme...

If Miz is in the doghouse, how come they keep making him new shirts?

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[ClockShot]

Wow. They even had WWF New York blurred out.

[Blakeamus]

WOOOOOOOOOO!

[Dukelorange]

ding wmd ding

[Droford]

Showmizness reunion.

More like show miz explodes..emphasis on miz explodes

[Blakeamus]

wow...Miz hasn't been on fire lately.

[GD]

This is depressing.

[Cool King]

http://oi42.tinypic.com/34xmdua.jpg

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Wow. Miz is so irrelevant right now.

[Corndad]

Miz main evented Last year's Mania. Fact.
Miz won the Main Event last year. Fact.
Miz beat CENA. Fact.

The difference a year makes, fellas.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://oi42.tinypic.com/34xmdua.jpg

YAY PEDOPHILIA!

[Cool King]

Apparently, Kofi Kingston & R-Truth might be called "R-Boom".

[GD]

YAY PEDOPHILIA!

No.

[Destor]

i want the rock to wear a shirt that simply says "CATCHPHRASE" that would be pretty over with me

[Volare]

WWE Should've sign'd Ferry Corsten to do their music...it follows much better.

[GD]

Apparently, Kofi Kingston & R-Truth might be called "R-Boom".

Frenzy Killings.

[#1-norm-fan]

Miz main evented Last year's Mania. Fact.
Miz won the Main Event last year. Fact.
Miz beat CENA. Fact.

The difference a year makes, fellas.

I don't even care about the fact that it's Miz per se. Just the wasted time and wasted pushes bug me. How do you become so clueless as to how to book a character that stuff like this happens SO MUCH?

[Corndad]

A Third Pre-tape? Really

[#1-norm-fan]

No.

Pedophilia jokes make Mondo Gecko uncomfortable.

[Volare]

Some 4th grader just completely ripped off Rock for his Social Studies report.

[Blakeamus]

Miz main evented Last year's Mania. Fact.
Miz won the Main Event last year. Fact.
Miz beat CENA. Fact.

The difference a year makes, fellas.

Yeah, just unbelievable.

[Destor]

I don't even care about the fact that it's Miz per se. Just the wasted time and wasted pushes bug me. How do you become so clueless as to how to book a character that stuff like this happens SO MUCH?
i think you're missing the fact the he almost killed r-truth by way of being a gaint pussy

[GD]

The lack of Xero on TPWW suggests that he is doing great IRL.

[Dukelorange]

I don't even care about the fact that it's Miz per se. Just the wasted time and wasted pushes bug me. How do you become so clueless as to how to book a character that stuff like this happens SO MUCH?

Ask TNA....

[Cool King]

YAY PEDOPHILIA!

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2m4r9sl.jpg

[Destor]

oh hey its a catchphrase

[#1-norm-fan]

i think you're missing the fact the he almost killed r-truth by way of being a gaint pussy

He wasn't exactly blowing up before then though.

[DirtyD]

I wonder if he will try to hide his notes this time

[el bobbo]

I keep on turning it on SMASH because I want to rub one out to Katharine McPhee.

[Blakeamus]

The lack of Xero on TPWW suggests that he is doing great IRL.

Yeah but we got Destor, so it's a win win.

[el bobbo]

Smash is pretty much unwatchable to me.

[Immortal Moose]

He wasn't exactly blowing up before then though.

Yea since Survivor Series which he was apparently blamed for(low buys?).

[#1-norm-fan]

Katharine McPhee is extremely watchable to me though.

[el bobbo]

Katharine McPhee is extremely watchable to me though.

Preferably on mute.

[Dukelorange]

Wow another cant miss Raw...

[Volare]

LIL FUCKING JIMMY!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: R-Truth

[DirtyD]

hahaha R-Truth

[#1-norm-fan]

Truth jobs to Kane...

[Corndad]

R-Truth is gonna get got.

[el bobbo]

Who am I talkin' to?

[ClockShot]

The Rocketeer mask returns.

[Dukelorange]

RTruth - the Deadpool of the WWE...

[GD]

Can't get enough of Kane's entrance.

[Destor]

He wasn't exactly blowing up before then though.outside of a program with Orton i have no idea what they should be doing with him. regardless they're building toward something with these jobs...what it is i have no idea.

Yeah but we got Destor, so it's a win win.w00t

[#1-norm-fan]

So this is only Kane's 2nd match on free TV this year I think.

[Innovator]

Flying ass drop by Kane

[#1-norm-fan]

outside of a program with Orton i have no idea what they should be doing with him. regardless they're building toward something with these jobs...what it is i have no idea.

That's what I mean though. They don't have anything for him because they put so many other people ahead of him. After just winning the main event of WrestleMania. It's so jumbled. No consistency.

I mean... even if they did that though, I think a match with Ryder who's pretty hot now with Eve in his corner who's pretty hot now would work just great to regain A LITTLE momentum.

[Cool King]

I had a feeling we would see Orton.

[Blakeamus]

Be very interesting to see Orton/Kane and Kane's reason for attacking Orton last week.

[ClockShot]

Kane fucked that up.

[Droford]

orton and Kane tag..

R Kane O

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Michael Cole is beyond terrible. Has ruined pretty much everything tonight.

[Volare]

Kane vs Orton.....meh.

[Dukelorange]

Get in ring
RKO
Leave

[Volare]

RAW ends with semi-epic promo

[DirtyD]

orton and Kane tag..

R Kane O

Greatest tag name of all time

[Immortal Moose]

A little late but half way through a Lagunitas Kronik. /commercialbeerupdate

[Cool King]

Gimme a fucking mic!

Lawler: Uh-oh.

[Immortal Moose]

ooh only $75

Edit: I assume everyone around the world sees the K-Mart commercials

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. So Kane and Orton just gonna have a conversation in that manner over a span of weeks before Mania?

Last Smackdown: Kane takes out Orton "Welcome back!"
Tonight on Raw: Orton takes out Kane "It's good to be back!"
This Friday on Smackdown: Kane takes out Orton "So... how's the wife?"
Next Monday on Raw: Orton takes out Kane "Good, good..."

[Volare]

In good news tonight I won $25 on a $1 scratch off ticket.

[Blakeamus]

Should this Cena/Rock segment end with a few punches thrown?

[Cool King]

lol. So Kane and Orton just gonna have a conversation in that manner over a span of weeks before Mania?

Last Smackdown: Kane takes out Orton "Welcome back!"
Tonight on Raw: Orton takes out Kane "It's good to be back!"
This Friday on Smackdown: Kane takes out Orton "So... how's the wife?"
Next Monday on Raw: Orton takes out Kane "Good, good..."

I was going to post pretty much the exact same thing, but I couldn't be assed typing it all out.

[Blakeamus]

Pretty sad when your hometown is sick of you.

[ClockShot]

In good news tonight I won $25 on a $1 scratch off ticket.

Don't spend it all in one place.

[Destor]

gonna wank off to some porn right fast. some one tell me if i miss some catchphrases

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena talking into the camera like that is SO CORNY!

[Volare]

Your hometown hates you Cena....Respect that SHIT MOTHERFUCKA!!

[GD]

Isn't John Cena from West Newbury?

[Cool King]

Boston Fans: Welcome back Cena! You fucking suck!

[Cool King]

Isn't John Cena from West Newbury?

He is, yes.

[Rock Bottom]

FINELY THE ROCK IS BACK BUT HE3Y ROCK I AM HERE VERY WEEK U SAID U WERE GOING 2 STAY BUT WHERE U BEEN . I AM HERE VERY WEEK BECAUSE I LOVE U CROWD

[Rock Bottom]

IF YOU LOOK PAST TGHE FACT THAT ROCK IS TOTALY BETER THAN ME IN EVRY WAY WHAT ELSE IS NEW

[Cool King]

"Dramatic Head Whips" = D'Lo Brown

[Dukelorange]

Should this Cena/Rock segment end with a few punches thrown?

No... John next week should come in and say they cant touch each other...

[Rock Bottom]

THE ROCK CALLED ME A FRUITY PEBLE CAN U BELEE THIS GUY? the rock cut a fuckin promo on me WHAT DOES IT RELY MEAN?

[Corndad]

Mid Life Crisis Alert

[Blakeamus]

Cena isn't winning the word wars right now....

[el bobbo]

#Autism

[Cool King]

You can hear Lawler enjoying this.

[Rock Bottom]

This is atrocious

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Cena is being a cocky asshole right now.

[Droford]

I cant believe that Cena is outpromoing the Rock...AGAIN

[Rock Bottom]

Cena is like trying to trick people, I dont egt it

[Rock Bottom]

like the crowd knows he is garbage, why is he even trying

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[#1-norm-fan]

Something weird is going on...

[Crimson]

Damn Cena kust keep ripping into the Rock lol I like it

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Did you know: @JohnCena used to be a pro wrestler before he became one half of the @TheRock & Cena Promo Machine? #RAWTonight

[Corndad]

Well no arm notes this week.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

THE ROCK CALLED ME A FRUITY PEBLE CAN U BELEE THIS GUY? the rock cut a fuckin promo on me WHAT DOES IT RELY MEAN?

do you have a learning disability?

[Rollermacka]

Was anyone else really hoping it was going to be a midget dressed up like The Rock when the music hit?

[Immortal Moose]

Was anyone else really hoping it was going to be a midget dressed up like The Rock when the music hit?

Now that you mention it... Kinda

[Emperor Smeat]

Frutty pebbles must be making a shit ton of money with all this free advertisement from this feud.

[Immortal Moose]

LMFAO TOOTH FAIRY CHANTS

[Corndad]

lol Tooth Fairy Chant

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL WHAT!?!? TOOTH FAIRY!

[Cool King]

Cena is coming across as being a right prick tonight.

[Destor]

weaksauce

[ClockShot]

THAT'S IT?!

[Corndad]

Really? that's it Rock?

[TheFallenOneX]

Cena 2 Rock -1

[Droford]

lame

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, what?

[Corndad]

Cena wrote stuff on his arm HAHAHAHAHA

[Innovator]

Kinda wanted Rock to pie face Cena there.

[DirtyD]

HAHA the notes haha

[Innovator]

Good Cena gets angry while Rock left.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. It looks like Cena has writing on his right arm.

[Immortal Moose]

Apparently I was wrong, Cena won that.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I don't know what it is, but this feud is seriously making me love Cena again.

[Destor]

captian catchphrase :y:

[DirtyD]

Drinking beer on TV? only PG if John Cena does it

[ClockShot]

I dunno about you guys. But I call this faceoff a draw.

[McLegend]

Cena has to be loving this feud.

He hasn't been this good in like 6 years maybe... Maybe

[Crimson]

I don't know what it is, but this feud is seriously making me love Cena again.

I agree, I started with being on Rocks side, but now Im warming up to Cena

[DirtyD]

I don't know what it is, but this feud is seriously making me love Cena again.

yea this revitalized Cena for me

[Immortal Moose]

I don't know what it is, but this feud is seriously making me love Cena again.

This is why I liked Cena in his feud against JBL.

He can do great promo's

[Dukelorange]

Cena 2 Rock -1

Wow he kissed his wife on air... about a month after he kissed Eve on air...

[#1-norm-fan]

Rock concert/Cena rap

Awesome

[Immortal Moose]

Rock concert and Cena rap next week?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

This is why I liked Cena in his feud against JBL.

The original US title feud, or the "JBL = poopy" feud?

[#1-norm-fan]

Probably the WWE Title feud

[Blakeamus]

Cena seemed weak UNTIL the Rock left...why couldn't he had said that with him in the ring? It was pretty weak as a whole with both of them...I guess Rock threw all his efforts/energy into those pretaped segments.

[Corndad]

Oh shit's goin down. Rock Concert and Cena Rap. Rock has to win one of these weeks promo wise right?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Angry/cocky/something to prove Cena is way better than "I shall overcome" Cena.

[Blakeamus]

Needed more John Cena Sr.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Cena seemed weak UNTIL the Rock left...why couldn't he had said that with him in the ring? It was pretty weak as a whole with both of them...I guess Rock threw all his efforts/energy into those pretaped segments.

This is all being done to build Cena up.

Last week, Rock was "shaken" after Cena came out.

This week, Cena was better after Rock left.

[Rock Bottom]

do you have a learning disability?

if i did how the fuck could i say no, you dumb bitch

[Immortal Moose]

The original US title feud, or the "JBL = poopy" feud?

I enjoyed the US title feud but I was refering to the beginnings and promo of the JBL v. Cena Mania match storyline, I don't remember the JBL = poopy but I'm Pretty drunk so...

[#1-norm-fan]

lol. Cena needs to run with that tooth fairy chant.

[#1-norm-fan]

if i did how the fuck could i say no, you dumb bitch

I'll go ahead and answer for him.

Yes, he does.

[Droford]

Wow he kissed his wife on air... about a month after he kissed Eve on air...

Was that his real wife or his on screen wife like Randy Orton's Wife was?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

if i did how the fuck could i say no, you dumb bitch

lol total learning disability

adorable :love:

[Emperor Smeat]

Angry/cocky/something to prove Cena is way better than "I shall overcome" Cena.

Agree and love how the feud is making Cena a lot better and all its taken is a war of the words. Cena has to work harder to win the crowd and he's been doing great so far while The Rock knows he has the people and the final promo by him might be the start of him getting more serious.

The bigger test will be if Cena keeps the same role once the feud with the Rock is over or goes back to the same old Cena which is what the Rock has been arguing the fans hate.

[Crimson]

Thought Cena won again tonight if you just listen to what they said. lol @ the stuttering part

[#1-norm-fan]

That tooth fairy chant came out of nowhere. lol. Did the crowd actually think that was a nice thing to chant to Rock or were they just dicks all around tonight?

[James Steele]

After tonight, it is obvious that they are not letting The Rock tear into him. Why would The Rock not say the one thing everybody knows? "John Cena, you are afraid that I will take everything you've worked for at WrestleMania because deep down you and the entire world know one thing...The Rock will always be a bigger star than you. Until the end of time, when people think of WrestleMania they will think of The Rock and not John Cena. Until the end of time, when people think of the WWE they will think of The Rock because I put asses in seats without my own colgone, sweatbands, t-shirts, or other crap because The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment. And just as The Rock has put more asses in seats then you could ever dream of doing, The Rock will put boots in your ass like nobody has ever done before. Vince can't protect you now...if you smell what The Rock is cookin'!"

[#1-norm-fan]

Outside of one match, Teddy Long being GM was completely meaningless and didn't even lead to any backstage segments. lol

[MVP]

Pretty sure VEL's girlfriend, the one who looks like Barack Obama, was sitting behind Cole and Lawler tonight.

[James Steele]

Outside of one match, Teddy Long being GM was completely meaningless and didn't even lead to any backstage segments. lol

It was a pretty important segment though, and it advanced the storyline of Teddy vs Johnny by a fair bit. Also, there was a title change. It would have been stupid to have some random segment with T-Lo saying "Holla Holla" at The Rock.

[Lock Jaw]

Rock's history lessons were enjoyable, but once again, live in the ring, Cena demolished him.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, I bet you 150,000 Rupees that Santino loses the US Title on Smackdown due to Johnny Ace Shenanigans.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, Jack Swagger's hair reminded me of

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d199/water044/seinfeld_episode072_337x233_040420061510.jpg

[GD]

Something is fishy. The Rock is toning down for John.

[James Steele]

Rock's history lessons were enjoyable, but once again, live in the ring, Cena demolished him.

It is obvious The Rock is having an arm tied behind his back and the only real thing he is allowed to do is curse to be edgy.

[Lock Jaw]

I really don't think so.

[James Steele]

He is dancing around the 1 fucking thing everybody knows and why everybody is interested in this feud to begin with: he was one of the biggest names/draws of all time and John Cena's run as "the man" has been nowhere near as successful as The Rock's no matter how much WWE pushes him down our throats. He kept dancing around it. He kept telling us about how he is shoved down our throats and how we are sick of him, but not WHY we are sick of him. He isn't as good as the machine is telling everybody he is.

[GD]

I liked how John Cena started making fun of himself like Eminem.

[VSG]

http://www.wzronline.com/wp-content/gallery/mini-dx-reunion/001.jpg

[Mr. C]

Cena owned The Rock.

[Razzamajazz]

http://www.wzronline.com/wp-content/gallery/mini-dx-reunion/001.jpg

is that road dogg?

[#1-norm-fan]

It was a pretty important segment though, and it advanced the storyline of Teddy vs Johnny by a fair bit. Also, there was a title change. It would have been stupid to have some random segment with T-Lo saying "Holla Holla" at The Rock.

That's kind of an extreme... lol

Involvement does not = SEGMENT WITH THE ROCK

[Innovator]

If WWE took 10% of the effort they've put into making sure people cheer Cena and put that effort into creating new stars, WWE would be so much better off.

[VSG]

is that road dogg?

Aye

[Warman]

The Rock is back to give Cena something to do and make him important again. I can't see this feud ending with anything but Cena getting the push. The problem with Cena is that he's done everything in the WWE already like the Rock has. The problem though is Cena can't act so he can't go anywhere.

[RVDmark]

That tooth fairy chant came out of nowhere. lol. Did the crowd actually think that was a nice thing to chant to Rock or were they just dicks all around tonight?

I thought it was a gift to Rocky. At least the crowd remembers the name of Rock's movies.

[jkman61494]

The Rock is back to give Cena something to do and make him important again. I can't see this feud ending with anything but Cena getting the push. The problem with Cena is that he's done everything in the WWE already like the Rock has. The problem though is Cena can't act so he can't go anywhere.

Well not for nothing, but the Rock was able to do very successful runs as both a face and a corporate heel and also a narcissistic one. The WWE just refuses to allow Cena to try and run with this.

The funny thing is, I bet Cena could do really well just being a coporate smark who is just out there to make money for the WWE by having fans buy his products. He's out there to help the company's bottom line. It could be a miniature version of what Austin did having Cena allign with Johnny Ace.

[Destor]

this notion that the rock is being held back is pretty laughable. the iwc uses this as a crutch for why all the guys they expect more out of arent delivering tho so i shouldnt be surprised.

[Destor]

unless rock comes out with a "youre right ive lost who i am promo" i cant buy that. thing is the promo last night seemed like it was supposed to hype the rock...and didnt.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Still the Rock is yet to discuss what I want him to discuss. The long string of deaths in professional wrestling around the time he left and John Cena was starting. Deaths of people of guys he worked with like the British Bulldog and The Big Boss Man. Also Mr. Perfect who I don't think he worked with except for maybe the 2002 Royal Rumble maybe. I know its a depressing topic but John is acting like a little bitch.

I clearly am watching different things than most people. I really enjoyed the Rocks promos last week and this weeks too. I agree that The Rock is truly being held back because he never says the "shoved down their throat stuff" when Cena is there cause there is no defense. How could Cena actually come up with a real comeback for that? It's the truth. We've Cena Nuff.

The Rock is Bill Clinton looking at John Cena (Bush) and asking "Where is the surplus?"

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm sure they aren't afraid Cena wouldn't have a comeback if Rock said he was being shoved down the people's throats. Come on. Cena could talk about how he worked hard and devoted his life to get to where he is and if that hard work paying off for him means he's being "shoved down people's throats" then so be it.

I'm definitely with everything Destor just said. It's like I said in another thread, it seems like Rock's in a win/win situation with some people because if he loses a battle of words, you just say "Oh he's holding back!" because you have this idea that Rock has to win and any other result means there's a conspiracy. It's ridiculous.

[MIZantine Empire]

Rock did an empty arena match.... great match...
im proud to say that was in my hometown of tucson arizona!

[Rammsteinmad]

"I only came out to talk, and I'm wearing kneepads." :rofl:

[XL]

do you have a learning disability?
BAHGAWD!! It's "Stone Cold" Steve Autism!!

Still the Rock is yet to discuss what I want him to discuss. The long string of deaths in professional wrestling around the time he left and John Cena was starting. Deaths of people of guys he worked with like the British Bulldog and The Big Boss Man. Also Mr. Perfect who I don't think he worked with except for maybe the 2002 Royal Rumble maybe. I know its a depressing topic but John is acting like a little bitch.

I clearly am watching different things than most people. I really enjoyed the Rocks promos last week and this weeks too. I agree that The Rock is truly being held back because he never says the "shoved down their throat stuff" when Cena is there cause there is no defense. How could Cena actually come up with a real comeback for that? It's the truth. We've Cena Nuff.

The Rock is Bill Clinton looking at John Cena (Bush) and asking "Where is the surplus?"
You know that's not got happen, right?

You want the WWE to allow The Rock to go on their flagship TV show and say he left wrestling because it killed his friends and colleagues!? Not gonna happen.

Don't get me wrong, if the WWE wanted to make Rock/Cena a straight up Heel/Face gig, it's the first thing I'd do. Send Rock out there and say that the issue isn't about "who's there week in, week out", it's not about "who the bigger star is" or "who's movies are better", it's about "Who the smarter man is".

Have Rock say that he used the wrestling business to become a star and he walked away at the first chance because he didn't wanna end up as a drug-addicted, washed-up has-been with 2 fake hips clinging to fame at conventions in school gyms around the country. He used the WWE/fans to become a star and he left because he was smart. Smarter than Cena, smarter than all the jabronis in the back and smarter than the "Millions".

It'd turn him heel, sure. It might even have the same "WOW Factor" as Punk's sitdown shoot but it paints the industry in a bad light and it ain't gonna happen.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, wait. What would be the point of mentioning dead wrestlers? lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Well oftentimes when you mention a wrestlers name he shows up. So they could try that and see if it happens.

[Sting Fan]

I clearly am watching different things than most people. I really enjoyed the Rocks promos last week and this weeks too. I agree that The Rock is truly being held back because he never says the "shoved down their throat stuff" when Cena is there cause there is no defense. How could Cena actually come up with a real comeback for that? It's the truth. We've Cena Nuff.



Yeah there is, he wins... We are still in Keyfabe here. Calling people there real names, selling the world outside wrestling, its all been done before. All Cena has to say is "I win so I run shit" and there's nothing Rock can say.

Its not like hes going to call Cena out on the fact its scripted, if he does then hes just a big tit Samoan boy who spent half his life rolling around in a ring with oiled up men in tights in front of a crowd of rednecks.

WWE Might as well shut up shop and go home.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah, even with them promoting some level of "realism" to the feud, it would be pretty silly to go into detail about Cena being pushed down people's throats via the way he is booked in wrestling matches as a way to promote a... wrestling... match...

[Damian Rey]

They could always go the route of Cena gaining stardom as one persona, only to completely abandon the persona and near instantly change into who he now is. Rock nevet changed when he made it big. Cena did a complete 180.