The OFFICIAL Thread for MONDAY... NIGHT... hold on lemme check my notes... ah yes here it is... RAW!!!!!!!!!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

We are live in the epicenter of the CeNation tonight, Boston, Massachusetts, for what is sure to be a fantastic episode of our favorite non-NXT wrestling program.

Here's what's on tap for the evening:
We've got another Rock/Cena showdown.
We've got another Triple H/HBK showdown.
We'll also probably have another Punk/Jericho showdown.

And Eve will probably be there and she's pretty hot.

PLUS, how will superstars be gearing up for James Roday's Monday Night Raw debut just 7 days from now?

TUNE IN TONIGHT TO FIND OUT!

[CSL]

omg James Roday in 7 days. WILL HE SEEK REVENGE AFTER BEING LOCKED IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH LAST WEEK?

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
It's Teddy Long's show, which is why we had to pull Undertaker since he's Teddy's go-to mystery opponent. So yeah, no Undahtakah #RAWTonight

[BollywoodSingh]

Is The Rock scheduled to be on Raw tonight?

[Immortal Moose]

Is The Rock scheduled to be on Raw tonight?

Yep

[GD]

Holla Holla! Expecting a plethora of tag team matches tonight.

[Mooияakeя™]

Rock gonna have to bring his A-game, surely he even knows he was off-key last week.

Either way, this RAW I think is gonna be a decent one indeedy.

[Cool King]

Damn, I forgot that Teddy Long was in charge tonight.

I'm looking forward to SmackDown now.

[Cool King]

Hopefully Big Johnny will make an appearance tonight anyways.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I'm boycotting this episode of Raw Is War in support of Jonathan Joseph Laurinaitis.

http://theinfamousjcity.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/john-laurinaitis-future-endevoured.jpg?w=600

[Volare]

Pic needs more Otunga.

[Volare]

Speaking of Otunga....I want some Coffee now.

[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

I feel like posting that around.

Or just in this Raw thread throughout the show.

[Volare]

Otunga looks like he's gonna fuck you up. Then go for another refill.

[Volare]

CK you should post this with every banner you post.

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[Corndad]

Freakin pumped for this again tonight. Punk/Jericho started to really get steam last week and hope that continues tonight.

Hope Rock has a better night tonight. This will tell the tale if last week was suppose to go that way or if Rock just stunk it up for the majority of his promo last week.

HBK/HHH stuff should be the goods again.

One wish is they actually build Bryan/Sheamus up a little bit more tonight. Other then Sheamus throwing Bryan back into the ring against Punk a few times really hasn't been much there. Hopefully Bryan gets the upper hand on him tonight and they start a hot lead in to Mania.

[Emperor Smeat]

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If Laurinaitis does win, he might have to make shorter tweets on his phone considering the tag alone is 2/3rd the length of a max tweet. Half if he just shortens the GM part.

"The Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and General Manager of Raw and Smackdown"

[GD]

The chat room is empty.

[Immortal Moose]

Hitting the absinthe, ready for the show, 10 minutes. :D

Edit: Tonight's gonna be rough.

[ClockShot]

Rock gotta get on the scoreboard tonight. Pretty much the only thing I'm really tuning in for tonight.

[Volare]

I got my a 12 pack of Bud Light Platinum. Haven't drank beer and watched RAW in awhile.

[Immortal Moose]

I got my a 12 pack of Bud Light Platinum. Haven't drank beer and watched RAW in awhile.

It's the only way I watch RAW :) drinking Dogfish Head now btw.

[Corndad]

H B Freakin K

[Volare]

16,000? This should be a sick RAW. WHAT A POP FOR HBK!

[Immortal Moose]

And what a way to kick off Raw

[ClockShot]

HBK still needs people to watch his show, it seems.

[Volare]

This should be good.

[DirtyD]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative

We respect Shawn Michaels too much to tell him that he's wearing a cowgirl's hat. #RAWTonight

[Corndad]

Kinda hope Shawn mentions he already beat Taker in the First Hell in a Cell

[Volare]

I hope we hear more Metallica on RAW tonight.

[ClockShot]

Red power tie.

Ruh-roh.

[Cool King]

I think someones "RAW ISN'T WAR" sign just got confiscated.

[Volare]

You caught that too eh?

[Immortal Moose]

lol^

Also during recap, finished My Antonia and on the Chicory Stout.

[Dukelorange]

Uh oh... HHH got some 'splaing to do...

[Cool King]

"Shawn is better" chants. :lol:

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
And to think people said we can't build a great Wrestlemania feud. Can't wait to see Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels at...wait... #RAWTonight

[Cool King]

You caught that too eh?

Indeed I did.

[Droford]

lol if HBK injects himself into the match and makes it a Triple Threat

[Crimson]

lol?? It'll be awesome if it's a triple threat

[Dukelorange]

*dingSCMding*

[Volare]

OH SHIT HBK!

[ClockShot]

Oh come on.

[Crimson]

awww..only a referee -_-

[Corndad]

Yup. Shawn's the ref.

[Cool King]

Eh? Special Referee.

[DirtyD]

Hang in there HHH

[Dukelorange]

Wow... PPV buys have hit the roof.

[Immortal Moose]

lol if HBK injects himself into the match and makes it a Triple Threat

Well, he did inject himself into it.

[dronepool]

Awesome.

[el bobbo]

Vintage Teddy Long.

[Crimson]

So let's see how the Rock gets owned tonight.

[Cool King]

lol Teddy is in charge and the Main Event is a Tag Team Match.

[Volare]

Internet Dream Team, Jericho and DB.

[Corndad]

When's the last time HHH Taker HBK and The Rock were all on the same card? Mania 20?

[Cool King]

When's the last time HHH Taker HBK and The Rock were all on the same card? Mania 20?

I believe so.

[DirtyD]

SANTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

[Volare]

Santino US Title? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Volare]

Fuck Swagger, I want Ziggler.

[Cool King]

Teddy giving Santino a Title Shot?

I get the feeling he could win.

[Corndad]

Nice Haircut Swagger HAHAHAHA

[Cool King]

YES!

[Volare]

DAVID FUCKING OTUNGA!!

[ClockShot]

Waiting for the day Zigs comes out with an old Mr. Ass T-Shirt. Then this new gimmick he got will be complete.

[Immortal Moose]

Not with Ace on the case

[Cool King]

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[Droford]

lol santino kicked out

[Emperor Smeat]

Here comes Teddy Long to make a tag match for no reason

[Volare]

SANTINO KICKED THE FUCK OUT

[DirtyD]

Hang in there Cobra; Teddy will save you

[Corndad]

Looks like Ziggler and Swagger may be in the GM stuff at Mania

[Cool King]

Swagger isn't taking care and spiking his hair.

[Volare]

Why the fuck am I feeling title change?

[ClockShot]

Here comes the playa in a management position.

[Immortal Moose]

lmfao

[Volare]

Me drinking and being here will equal more random ass comments through out the night.

[Immortal Moose]

Me drinking and being here will equal more random ass comments through out the night.

Just wait till I start taking GB's lol

[#1-norm-fan]

This match... is now a TAG MATCH!

[#1-norm-fan]

Playaz!

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
We're not sure that Vince has realized that @TrueKofi went out there instead of @ezekielwwe #RAWTonight

[blak23]

sooo swagger's cut?

[Immortal Moose]

I feel the coffee is gonna be spilled on someone during this feud.

[DirtyD]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Volare]

SANTINO TITLE WIN FUCK YES!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Droford]

act like youve won a title before damnit

[Volare]

I JUST MARKED THE FUCK OUT!!

[Cool King]

THE FUCK!?

I KNEW IT!

[ClockShot]

For god's sake Vince, get out here and straighten this shit out.

[DirtyD]

Playa Playa

[Immortal Moose]

Haha

[Volare]

Crowd pop'd for security like Austin was coming out.

[#1-norm-fan]

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Droford]

Teddy's pissed

[DirtyD]

Laurinaitis and Otunga in cuffs; picture needs to be made

[Cool King]

Fuck you, Teddy.

[Corndad]

FREAKIN SANTINO!

[Volare]

FUCK YES SANTINO!!

[Immortal Moose]

Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
WAVING 2, NOW 4 FINGERS IN FRONT OF @SHAWNMICHAELS' FACE, MESSING WITH HIS LAZY EYE. WONDER IF I COULD ENDUCE A SEIZURE? ONLY 1 WAY TO KNOW.

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL SANTINO CRYING!

[Dukelorange]

So I guess Ryder isn't getting his US Title back?

[Corndad]

Cena's dad in the front row is markin out

[Cool King]

Uh-oh, I just saw Cena's dad.

[#1-norm-fan]

... I just saw Cena's dad in the crowd

[Volare]

I'm actually happy for Santino, throughout all the BS he does, he gets some good TV :)

[Droford]

Aksana wasnt doing that right

[Cool King]

Well, that'll become a gif soon.

[DirtyD]

hey Cena's dad is in the crowd. I hope he takes on the Rock, they can both have notes on their wrists to help them through a promo

[Dukelorange]

Uh oh... Cena's hometown... Rock is about to do some mud slinging. Advantage: Rock in this situation.

[DirtyD]

I'm actually happy for Santino, throughout all the BS he does, he gets some good TV :)

Agreed

[Droford]

Sheamus gets sclusives..

[Immortal Moose]

Uh oh... Cena's hometown... Rock is about to do some mud slinging. Advantage: Rock in this situation.

Yea, I'm calling it, Rock wins the promo tonight.

[James Steele]

I hope The Rock cuts loose on this deal. The biggest issue is The Rock can't use "the elephant in the room" and blatantly say that Rock gave Cena the keys to a Ferrari and he crashed the son of a bitch into a tree.

[Mr. C]

SANTINO!!!! Santino’s champ!!

[Immortal Moose]

Ooo a live promo... oh wait

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm. Rock got some boos there. Odd. Cena's hometown tends to not be much different towards him than the rest of the country. lol

[Droford]

ROFL

[#1-norm-fan]

*looking for notes*

[James Steele]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Crimson]

So Rock can't own Cena live so he has to tape a segment

[DirtyD]

This is pretty good

[Corndad]

lol at the Cena Gnome

[Immortal Moose]

a fucking garden gnome lol

[#1-norm-fan]

I want Rock to get arrested right now for littering.

[blak23]

not diggin this too much

[Droford]

Fear fruity pebbles and possum piss lol

[Cool King]

"Fear, Fruity Pebbles and Possum Piss" :lol:

[James Steele]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss!

[ClockShot]

Nice.

[Immortal Moose]

It's gonna be hard to burn, what with it being wet and all...

[Droford]

no more candy asses?

[Volare]

FUCK YOU KING WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT EVE!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: the Rock

[James Steele]

Kelly Kelly isn't my favorite Buttkicker, but she is my favorite buttlicker. :naughty:

[Immortal Moose]

Kelly Kelly on commentary... BRILLIANT!

[DirtyD]

Kharma? please....

[Dukelorange]

Okay Eve wins this.... can the match at least be watchable....

[#1-norm-fan]

lol "Eve... Woman Empowered?"

What a shitty name for an article.

[James Steele]

Jerry, it is actually kind of creepy you voted in the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.

[Cool King]

Ryan Tran has been called up from FCW.

[Volare]

Eve is fucking hot and I think this heel turn could help her.

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
From one kind of Diva segment to another #RAWTonight

[ClockShot]

Was that a 4 count?

[Dukelorange]

Dingrollupding

[#1-norm-fan]

Awesome divas match

[Corndad]

RYDER!!!!!

[Cool King]

Ryder!

[Volare]

WWWYKI FUCKING POP!!!!

[DirtyD]

Yes Ryder time

[ClockShot]

WOO WOO WOO! EVERYBODY LIES!

[#1-norm-fan]

RYYYYYYYYYDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[James Steele]

Trending Worldwide...HOESKIS!

[ClockShot]

Ryder M.D.

[Droford]

he has a new shirt

[Corndad]

That shirt is the Tits

[Immortal Moose]

She's devastated!

[Crimson]

lol @ Cole.."all he comes up with is that stupid line"

[#1-norm-fan]

Why did Eve seem upset? Weird reaction.

[James Steele]

THEY ARE ALL BRINGING IT VIA PRETAPE TONIGHT!

[DirtyD]

Cena in the stands alone.... this must be serious

[Cool King]

Empty arena eh?

*Meanwhile at TNA*

[Droford]

First ever empty arena promo? guess not

[Dukelorange]

Rock did an empty arena match.... great match...

[Dukelorange]

BTW Ryder on my TV is good TV

[Corndad]

If had to take a guess where that is all going for Mania... Ryder tags with Kelly against Eve and I'm gonna say she hooks on to Miz for Mania.

[Immortal Moose]

Is FX a promotion or demotion?

[Immortal Moose]

Rock did an empty arena match.... great match...

Yes it was.

[GD]

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[#1-norm-fan]

I predict this night ending with Cena's dad siding with The Rock and getting an AA.

[Droford]

Its not showing off if you back it up?

oddly reminded of Rikishi

[Volare]

Ryder = Ratings

[DirtyD]

that smile hahahaha

[ClockShot]

No way it's that easy.

[Rollermacka]

Is she pregnant?

[Corndad]

Oh Ryder. Don't do it.

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL ZACK!

ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO!?!?

[Cool King]

I don't give a shit what Gail thinks, Cole.

[Immortal Moose]

How many times can Eve make Ryder a chump before they meet in the first 1v1 intergender match at Wrestlemania?

[Dukelorange]

Dang Zack, it's hard to talk with Eve's tounge in your mouth eh?

[Volare]

I'm glad Cena said "I need to win."

[Rollermacka]

The Rock the most successful? I think somebody has an opinion about that...







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[ClockShot]

I don't hear crickets in that arena.

[Corndad]

That tag match should be sick

[James Steele]

Best promo John Cena has ever done.

[Droford]

That tag match should be sick

Main event tag match that isnt the main event now or in 4 weeks.

[Cool King]

Well, that'll become a gif soon.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fz8qc5PI1r2ahfqo1_400.gif

Wow, when I said soon, I didn't think it would be THAT soon.

[#1-norm-fan]

If had to take a guess where that is all going for Mania... Ryder tags with Kelly against Eve and I'm gonna say she hooks on to Miz for Mania.

http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=117702&page=2

#59 *ahem* :shifty:

[Crimson]

So Orton/Kane for Mania?

[Crimson]

Probably the best tag match ever coming up

[#1-norm-fan]

Wow, when I said soon, I didn't think it would be THAT soon.

Jesus! Like not even 20 minutes later? lol I'm not an expert on these things but... Jesus!

[Dukelorange]

Well time for Lizard Lick Towing. The Divas' match was earlier than I thought... I might miss something.

[#1-norm-fan]

By the way, I can't get too excited about Santino since Laurinaitis will probably book a rematch on Smackdown and Swagger will win it back.

[Droford]

It be funny if Teddy Long breaks up this tag match lol

[Corndad]

http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=117702&page=2

#59 *ahem* :shifty:

Well then lol I guess they say great minds think a like. Simple minds do as well but we can just go with the first option.

[Immortal Moose]

SHEAMOOOOOOOSE!!!!!

[el bobbo]

YES!

[Corndad]

YES!!! Is AJ Hot? YES!!! YES!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Well then lol I guess they say great minds think a like. Simple minds do as well but we can just go with the first option.

lol. How dare you, sir.

[Corndad]

Bryan #bestintheworld

[Cool King]

YES!!! Is AJ Hot? YES!!! YES!!

I know I'm in the minority here, but for me, I'd have to say "not really". :-\

[DaVe]

Cool King
Is Not Impressed

damn

[#1-norm-fan]

It be funny if Teddy Long breaks up this tag match lol

For no reason. As if being on Raw instead makes everything he does the opposite. lol

"Hold on playaz! I am gonna make this... A SINGLES MATCH!"

[Corndad]

Shes hot just by being a cool chick next door hot, IMO. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

[#1-norm-fan]

I know I'm in the minority here, but for me, I'd have to say "not really". :-\

... just... just... just... HOW!?!?!?!?

She's frickin' adorable!

[#1-norm-fan]

Also her twitter makes her seem tomboyish and genuinely funny and awesome.

Also, she can name wrestling themes in the first second like crazy.

[Immortal Moose]

Shes hot just by being a cool chick next door hot, IMO. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

I'm siding with you on this.

[GD]

Colt of Personality is trending worldwide.

[#1-norm-fan]

And she seems like a genuine nerd. Not like that lame thing women do where they're like "OMG I'm such a nerd, isn't it cute!? LOLZ" but like it's her actual personality.

[Cool King]

... just... just... just... HOW!?!?!?!?

She's frickin' adorable!

She looks 12.

It was the same when people say how hot Miley Cyrus is.

I don't think she's hot, because to me, she also looks like a kid. :-\

[Cool King]

And she seems like a genuine nerd. Not like that lame thing women do where they're like "OMG I'm such a nerd, isn't it cute!? LOLZ" but like it's her actual personality.

I actually think the opposite. I think she's trying too hard.

[Dukelorange]

I know I'm in the minority here, but for me, I'd have to say "not really". :-\

I respectfully disagree; however, I would ask which current diva(s) do you consider good looking?

[GD]

Jericho is dominating #BestInTheWorld

[Cool King]

Cole, shut up with the shout-outs.

[Droford]

I wonder how people who dont watch wrestling feel when they see wresting related stuff trending on twitter all the time.

[#1-norm-fan]

Great insight, Ramon Guerrero.

[ClockShot]

Somebody tweet something off topic. Hopefully TPWW can get on the air.

[Cool King]

I respectfully disagree; however, I would ask which current diva(s) do you consider good looking?

I think Rosa is pretty hot.

[#1-norm-fan]

I actually think the opposite. I think she's trying too hard.

I don't think she's trying too hard. Mainly because a) She actually has agood sense of humor and doesn't say things trying to be "guy funny" and failing and b) She has a lot of wrestling knowledge. Like, she doesn't say it to seem "tomboyish" she can actually exhibit it.

[Cool King]

ASK HIM!

[Droford]

damn you sheamus if you injure Jericho like that

[#1-norm-fan]

Any chick who can name Dusty Rhodes' "Common Man" theme within the first second isn't faking being a wrestling nerd.

[Dukelorange]

I think Rosa is pretty hot.

Yes she is...

[Skippord]

WHY COULDN'T SHEAMUS LOSE!?

[DirtyD]

awesome match

[Dukelorange]

Cool King, she would probably be hot to you if they actually let her wrestle once in a while...

[Cool King]

Wasn't Bryan the legal man?

[Volare]

Great Fucking Match!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

Seriously thought TPWW Survivor might end there.

[ClockShot]

"Well there once was a horse named Paul Revere........"

[Immortal Moose]

This is getting me pumped for AC 3

[Corndad]

50% Clydesdale lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Cena challenges The Rock... at WrestleMania... TO AN EMPTY ARENA MATCH!!!

Neutral crowd achieved.

[DirtyD]

The Rock's pre-tape is pretty funny

[Immortal Moose]

Seriously thought TPWW Survivor might end there.

I'm not sure Cena will wrestle prior to Mania, so the end could be nigh

[Cool King]

I bet The Rock is using John Cena to express his secret hatred for The British.

[Providence Peep]

The Rock is making an ass out of himself.

[Droford]

'ROFL

[Corndad]

Rock should stick with Pre-Tape and Via Satellite. He's gold doing those.

[Droford]

shoved a feather up his ass and called him a jabronie lol

[ClockShot]

That was good.

[Dukelorange]

+1 for the Back to the Future reference
+1 for the Rock's old school promo by Paul Revere
+20 for Edge's movie

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
More hilarity with @TheRock . Glad we added "Earlier Today" to clarify for the fans wondering why it's not dark at 10:15 pm #RAWTonight

[GD]

The Rock is making an ass out of himself.

I thought he was entertaining.

[#1-norm-fan]

I want Cena to come out tonight and reveal he had someone hiding to film Rock's vignettes GTV style and show the angle from behind so you can see Rock rehearsing and then reading off a teleprompter.

[Volare]

#1 That would actually be pretty fucking sneaky!

[#1-norm-fan]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
More hilarity with @TheRock . Glad we added "Earlier Today" to clarify for the fans wondering why it's not dark at 10:15 pm #RAWTonight

Could have been yesterday.

@WWE_Creative is trying too hard.

[Cool King]

I don't think she's trying too hard. Mainly because a) She actually has agood sense of humor and doesn't say things trying to be "guy funny" and failing and b) She has a lot of wrestling knowledge. Like, she doesn't say it to seem "tomboyish" she can actually exhibit it.

It's just the vibe I get from her. I've came across a lot of women in the past that have tried too hard to be a "nerd" and AJ just reminds me of them.

With her "cute" skull & crossbones on her attire and her wearing Converse, to her tweets which mention something "nerdy" for no reason. To me, it's kindof like she saying "Hey everyone! Remember, I'm a nerd!". :-\

[Volare]

JOOOOOOOOOBSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

[Blakeamus]

I want Cena to come out tonight and reveal he had someone hiding to film Rock's vignettes GTV style and show the angle from behind so you can see Rock rehearsing and then reading off a teleprompter.

Don't lie, you were trying to make it out from the reflection of his sunglasses...:p