Official RAW Thread 12-03-12 - RAW IS RODAY. And some wrestling with some wrestlers and stuff.

[CSL]

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on track to be the best RAW of all time

[Cool King]

I thought I'd let every non-North American know that Raw begins an hour early tonight.

So for us Brits, it's 1am.

[James Steele]

It's a 3 hour RAW or is the UK getting a WWE Superstars SuperShow LIVE!

[CSL]

top work Detective Cool King, this had completely slipped my mind despite being aware of the time difference just yesterday when downloading stuff

[XL]

Any clocks gone forward/back this weekend?

[James Steele]

Has the UK not done Daylight Savings Time yet? The U.S. did it on Sunday.

[CSL]

think they recently went back in the US

[Cool King]

The clocks in the UK go forward next Sunday (25th).

I'm assuming the clocks in North America have already changed. Probably yesterday or something.

[CSL]

Has the UK not done Daylight Savings Time yet? The U.S. did it on Sunday.

nah, there's always a week or two difference. And I always choose to watch RAW that week. And I always tune in an hour late.

[Xero]

BREAKING NEWS

Xero will be in Chat tonight. It's a rare chance to see Xero return home to the place that made him a wrestling chat god, The TPWW Chat Room. Be there, tonight! At 9PM EST!

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[XL]

Has the UK not done Daylight Savings Time yet? The U.S. did it on Sunday.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's where the hour difference comes from.

[GD]

Big time Shawn Spencer fan. Woohoo!

[CSL]

:cool:

[Droford]

BREAKING NEWS

Xero will be in Chat tonight. It's a rare chance to see Xero return home to the place that made him a wrestling chat god, The TPWW Chat Room. Be there, tonight! At 9PM EST!

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

You need to get your GF on, Id like to hear her feelings on the Kane/Randy Orton feud.

[DAMN iNATOR]

think they recently went back in the US

Nope. Almost spring, hence the term spring forward...

[CSL]

I uploaded the clip of Gus putting Shawn in the camel clutch and saying "ask him ref, ask him" last week to show a friend (and by proxy could have shared with "in the dark" TPWW posters) but NBC Universal are fascists and won't allow it

[James Steele]

What is the fucking point of having the UN if we can't even agree when to change clocks?

[Corndad]

Taker, Rock, HBK, and HHH all on the same show. That's epic enough right there.

Hope Cena goes Pre-WM 21 Cena when he raps tonight. Rock concert can't be worse then what he has pulled out the last few weeks live. He has to pull this out.

GM Teams should finally come together tonight and HOF spoilers I read should make for a special moment as well.

That's a lot of good shit and I haven't even mentioned Bryan, Punk, or Jericho wrestling tonight.

Should be a good one gentlemen.

[Londoner]

I thought I'd let every non-North American know that Raw begins an hour early tonight.

So for us Brits, it's 1am.

Thanks for that.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Changing clocks is for uncivilized people.

[CSL]

Taker, Rock, HBK, and HHH all on the same show. That's epic enough right there.

Hope Cena goes Pre-WM 21 Cena when he raps tonight. Rock concert can't be worse then what he has pulled out the last few weeks live. He has to pull this out.

GM Teams should finally come together tonight and HOF spoilers I read should make for a special moment as well.

That's a lot of good shit and I haven't even mentioned Bryan, Punk, or Jericho wrestling tonight.

Should be a good one gentlemen.

this motherfucker pretending Roday doesn't even exist

[CSL]

best thing that could happen tonight: Gus

[Corndad]

this motherfucker pretending Roday doesn't even exist

I figured was covered by the first post but hell why not...

Roday! My life is complete! I was trying not to ejaculate before the show, dude.

Seriously though, he should add to the show. Should be one of the better celebrities they have had on.

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot there is supposed to be some sort of Rock Concert vs Cena Rap tonight

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[Innovator]

Wooooord Life

[Corndad]

oh shit old school Cena

[Londoner]

lol

[dronepool]

I like this music better than his other theme.

[Crimson]

Hell yeahhh,,im actually marking outt

[Corndad]

Mark Price Jersey

[XL]

Ssssssssssstttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????

[Innovator]

Missed this theme.

[Cool King]

First ever?

So Fozzy vs John Cena & Bumpy Knuckles never happened then?

[CSL]

chyeahhhh throwback Cena

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice Cena using the old style theme.

:lol: crowd heavy booing once the music stopped

All that's needed is Rock to use the "Hollywood Rock" theme and it would be perfect

[Londoner]

Nice.

[Corndad]

God I missed this Cena.

[blak23]

Cena rappin lmao

[Londoner]

All planned then.

[Crimson]

I wouldnt mind if Cena just went back to this weekly..

[Corndad]

EXCUSE ME!!

[RKO'em]

Crowd doesn't pop for Cena's old school music

[Londoner]

excuuuuuuuuuuusseeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeee

[Innovator]

Explain GTV sign

[Cool King]

I actually have no idea what Vickie just said.

[blak23]

pink tights for ziggles

[Dukelorange]

Cena... way to go...

[Cool King]

Hmm, Sheamus. :-\

[CSL]

Sheamus is over in Cleveland huh

[Cool King]

"Lil' Naitch" sign spotted.

[CSL]

my brain keeps telling me I'm watching Sheamus vs. Billy Gunn

[Innovator]

TRENDING ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW

Dolph Ziggler
Billy Gunn

[Dukelorange]

Nice crowd tonight...

[DirtyD]

Hang in there Sheamus

[Londoner]

fucking hell!

[CSL]

lol you bump for him pasty

[Corndad]

Damn @ Sheamus's back

[Dukelorange]

So is Raw not PG tonight?

[Londoner]

random interview :lol:

[CSL]

Roday should be doing the interviews

[DirtyD]

Poor Josh Matthews

[Dukelorange]

AJ loves him and the feeling is mutual... and by mutual he means that he loves himself...

[Dukelorange]

WTH was that?

[CSL]

lol it's Billy Gunn tribute night

[blak23]

good match

[RKO'em]

He's been doing the "Fame-ass-er" for a while

[Corndad]

Dolph is gonna be a big star.

[Dukelorange]

WE WANT RODAY....
WE WANT RODAY....

[James Steele]

This show needs more Triple H.

[Innovator]

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[Londoner]

Forums annoyingly slow for anyone else?

[Dukelorange]

Dolph is gonna be a big star.

Honestly, I think he's already there... the WWE hasn't realized it yet.

[Cool King]

BIG JOHNNY!

[blak23]

so aore they never gonna give him music

[Cool King]

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[CSL]

that battyman in the front row wearing a black version of Dolph's glorious pink shirt

[Londoner]

back to normal now i think.

aahh, here's santino

[blak23]

wat yo much oil bro

[CSL]

the fucking shape Otunga's in

[DirtyD]

SANTINO TIME!!!!

[Londoner]

Loving this storyline for some reason

[Frank Drebin]

So after Ryder, Swagger, and now Santino is the US title going to be given to the guy least likely to have a title from now on?

[Blakeamus]

Yeah, I'm digging it.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Laurinaitis just ignoring everything Cole was asking

poor Mark Henry, reduced to playing a woman in a mixed tag team match.

[el bobbo]

A Teddy chant? nice.

[Corndad]

This GM feud is really over isn't it.

[Londoner]

Mark Henry, next us champ.

[Londoner]

forgot about kofi

funny that

[Corndad]

Well guess we know whos all on Long's team.

[Dukelorange]

Dang. This reminds me of when the Horsemen fed all those people to Sid Vicious and he power bombed like 12 people...

[Innovator]

WWE set the record for most black guys in one segment with 6. Congrats to them for their fine achievement.

[CSL]

are they trying to involve every black guy in the company in the same angle, even black ref's there

[Crimson]

Aksana is hot

[DirtyD]

Well guess we know whos all on Long's team.

and Teddy's boy Big Zeke

[Londoner]

Everywhere except wrestlemania lol

[CSL]

nowheredafuckisRoday

[Cool King]

I don't like Teddy Long.

[Frank Drebin]

They are really gonna have 12 guys in the ring at Mainia? They dont even get that many in at the Rumble. Wont be able to sim that in WWE 12.

[Dukelorange]

nowheredafuckisRoday

Is he getting his other appendix removed?

[Crimson]

Hope Miz gets killed on Psych

[Corndad]

Is that kid in the back ground seriously painted like Sheamus lol

[Frank Drebin]

I know we have alot of show to go, but Cole has been very quiet for Cole tonight.

[Corndad]

Zach. Don't be dumb bro.

[CSL]

good evening Eve's tatars

[Crimson]

So wonder why theyre making Zach look like such an idiot lately

[el bobbo]

Eve's tits.

[Cool King]

I'm not going to lie, but the very first thing I noticed when Eve appeared on screen was her chest.

[Rollermacka]

I felt something I haven't felt before....

Herpies?

[DirtyD]

Ryder, its gonorrhea, that is what you are feeling....

[Innovator]

BETH PHOENIX SIGHTING

[CSL]

THE Miz

[Frank Drebin]

that....was.....wierd

[Innovator]

So much excitement in one segment.

[DirtyD]

haha Spencer

[CSL]

RAW IS RODAY

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that Maria Menounos will be having a match at WrestleMania.

Beth Phoenix complaining about her only made me more sure of it.

Hopefully we won't see that though.

[Corndad]

And the Miz losing streak continues lol

[el bobbo]

Go oil up bro!

[Innovator]

BRODUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson]

haha Roday was good

[Cool King]

HE'S BACK!

[Corndad]

FUNKASAURUS IS BACK!!!!!

[Londoner]

Hahahaa what i've not seen that promo before.

[Frank Drebin]

hes back.....goodie

[Dukelorange]

Okay the Zack Ryder thing was not good... James saved it with him wanting to get slapped by Alicia Fox... What the funk?

[RKO'em]

I hate the "Up next" shit. Like, I get that it's there so people stay tuned...but the surprise is where it's at.

[CSL]

Lassie to cost Punk the match against Miz

[DirtyD]

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THE FUNK IS BACK!!!

[Frank Drebin]

Quick....who jobs to clay? I call Trent Baretta

[Londoner]

lolllll

[Dukelorange]

Duke is calling his momma please wait....

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Funk's back

[CSL]

had no idea one of the dancers was one of the birds from Tough Enough until recently

[Londoner]

love wrestling

[Frank Drebin]

Love how he stomps on his pants at the end.

[Corndad]

Serious Wrestling Clay is back

[RKO'em]

had no idea one of the dancers was one of the birds from Tough Enough until recently

Fuck if i'd remember that

[Londoner]

reminds me of rikishi

[CSL]

guessing Clay will get a spot on Teddy's Mania team, that or maybe winning the battle royal

[Londoner]

hbkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Cool King]

I see they've tweeked Clay's gimmick a tiny bit.

He's now all business from bell to bell.

[Rollermacka]

I want to see him shake it one more time.... Me too King :naughty:


Side Note, I still haven't been able to find a Gif of Brodus shaking that jelly. I want it as my new Avatar, anybody found one?

[Frank Drebin]

prolly saving Trent Baretta for Clay's first big feud. yeah, pretty sure.

[Rollermacka]

WTF is a MGK?

[Cool King]

MGK looks like a prick that I know.

[Corndad]

Lol at the kid in the crowd doing the Shawn Pose... horribly.

[CSL]

the anticipation for the gong, the gong and then the pop will never ever get old

[Dukelorange]

The reason why no will say that HBK is a loser to his face is because how quick that dang SCM is...

[Corndad]

This shit is gonna get good.

[CSL]

unreal

[Cool King]

We still haven't seen Undertaker's hair since he went all emo and cut it.

[DirtyD]

TAKER!

[Crimson]

Just make it a triple threat match baby

[Londoner]

take your time taker

[Dukelorange]

the anticipation for the gong, the gong and then the pop will never ever get old

You are correct sir... This is also the only entrance on the WWE 12 that I watch more than my CAW

[DirtyD]

We still haven't seen Undertaker's hair since he went all emo and cut it.

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[Rollermacka]

the anticipation for the gong, the gong and then the pop will never ever get old


I say this again, it would have been EPIC... if it was a midget that came out after that crowd pop

[CSL]

shhhhhhh Shawn, they all have separate lockers rememberrrrrr

[Frank Drebin]

the anticipation for the gong, the gong and then the pop will never ever get old

This. Glad they brought back the graveyard symphony theme this time around.

[blak23]

whatting taker oh no

[Crimson]

Stupid crowd WHATing Taker

[Innovator]

Assholes whating Taker.

[Cool King]

This "What?" shit really needs to fuck off.

[Frank Drebin]

Stop whating Taker

[Rollermacka]

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Sabu vs Undertaker.... Wig on a pole match

[Londoner]

shit crowd

[Corndad]

April 21st??? the hell is happening that day Taker

[Cool King]

Taker got the date wrong.

[Londoner]

shut the fuck up crowd ffs

[Innovator]

Del Rio has to be getting pissed with this destiny talk.

[Londoner]

didnt notice the botch lol

[el bobbo]

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?

[Londoner]

Wooooooooooooooo

[Crimson]

These guys still give some great face to face promos

[DirtyD]

Triple H checking HBK out there

[Corndad]

Suck it

[Dukelorange]

@WWECreative is having a field day on Twitter...

[Dukelorange]

James Roday: Suck it, Hypen

Fixed it... DX is gone, but they still say Suck it on Psych...

[Dukelorange]

You didnt see nuthin....

[DirtyD]

Im so ready for The Rock's Concert tonight

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[Dukelorange]

Miz wins with Jericho's help...

[CSL]

yessssssss Psych theme

[Cool King]

And the crowd is....DEAD!

[Cool King]

Now they cheer.

[Dukelorange]

Dude... Psych signs... just call me MC Clap Yo Handz...

[Crimson]

Crowd kinda sucks

[Corndad]

Roday = Ratings

[el bobbo]

Crowd kinda sucks

Cleveland's a pretty depressing place.

[el bobbo]

I'm pretty sure the white guy from Psych just called Miz a "gay"

[Londoner]

Crowd kinda sucks

Agreed. But i've seen worse.

[Crimson]

Jericho with his unconfident stance

[DirtyD]

Josh Matthews: Miz are you gonna win tonight

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[Londoner]

Gonna guess Miz ain't winning, unless jericho interfere's

[CSL]

or Lassie. Or Henry. Or Juliet.

[Londoner]

Shock


Horror

[McLegend]

I'm really worried about this Rock concert tonight. Not gonna lie

[Crimson]

Ok his dad is an alcoholic..so what

[Londoner]

hahahhahahhaa

[Corndad]

Going for the Jugular.

[blak23]

that hit close to home

[Corndad]

Shit just got real.

[McLegend]

Lol this feud just got pretty heavy fast.

[Innovator]

Shots fired, jesus Jericho.

[Crimson]

I'm really worried about this Rock concert tonight. Not gonna lie

Rock will be fine as long as Cena stays in the back..otherwise be very afraid

[Londoner]

I love jericho

[Juan]

CM Punk got got

[Juan]

Are keeping score in the Jericho/Punk feud or is that just the Rock/Cena feud?

Anywho, Jericho wins this week.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow Jericho.

[Londoner]

CM Punk got Jericho'ed

[DirtyD]

@WWE_Creative
Ironic that we're doing an alcoholic angle with @CMPunk and not Sheamus #RAWTonight

[Frank Drebin]

so Rock gets the last 25 mins, or do we have time for a quick Cody/Big Show segment?

[el bobbo]

Jerichohol down CM Punk's throat.

[CSL]

pftttttt pussy, Lawler would have drowned him in Jack Daniels 15-20 years ago

[Juan]

lol Law Offices of David Otunga. Awesome

[el bobbo]

David Otunga: Ambulance Chaser.

[Cool King]

Haha! Fantastic!

[DirtyD]

Otunga's Law Offices... that was AWESOME

[CSL]

lol yessssss that Otunga vignette

[Frank Drebin]

Law Office of David Ounga....love it

[Corndad]

LOL Otunga Law Offices

[Frank Drebin]

So Zack Ryder is just gonna let all those Kane beatings go, huh?

[Cool King]

Why Cole? Because Barrett's arm is fucked up.

[Londoner]

Awesome

[el bobbo]

Has anyone ever been on top of the turnbuckle while those flames go off?

[Corndad]

Peep Show Returns!

[Crimson]

Has anyone ever been on top of the turnbuckle while those flames go off?

My guess would be no

[Frank Drebin]

Has anyone ever been on top of the turnbuckle while those flames go off?

Pretty sure Wile E Coyte at 'Mainia 4 in a dark match.

[#1-norm-fan]

Has anyone ever been on top of the turnbuckle while those flames go off?

Charlie Cockburn

[Cool King]

Here we go.

And he's brought his Gee-Tar.

[#1-norm-fan]

lol... WHY WOULD YOU PUT CENA IN THE RING WITH MARK HENRY 13 DAYS BEFORE ROCK-CENA???

[Corndad]

Please Rock. Be The Rock tonight.

[Crimson]

lol... WHY WOULD YOU PUT CENA IN THE RING WITH MARK HENRY 13 DAYS BEFORE ROCK-CENA???

Im sure they have somekinda run-in ending planned

[DirtyD]

Haha at failed rocky sign

[Corndad]

Dear Cleveland,

You still suck.

Signed,

Every other city.

[Londoner]

hahahahahhaahhahaaaa

[Frank Drebin]

Hope thats the real La Parka they keep showing in the crowd ready to make a run in.

[CSL]

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Those of u that miss me on raw, just imagine jinder mahal's part played by me...that's prob what they wouldve had me do 2nite...ur welcome!

[el bobbo]

Teletang.

[#1-norm-fan]

Im sure they have somekinda run-in ending planned

It better be a quick one. Like... before the match even starts.

[Crimson]

Rock has lost it yo

[DirtyD]

Rock has lost it yo

Agreed but it is hilarious

[Crimson]

Alright his guitar skills and singing is pretty good though

[Londoner]

Rock has lost it yo

he's doing great

[Cool King]

This is great. :lol:

[Corndad]

Close that smock lol

[Cool King]

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[#1-norm-fan]

Alright his guitar skills and singing is pretty good though

Woah, let's not go too far now...

[Innovator]

aHAHAHA

[Crimson]

Oh wait I just realized he is actually reading this. Cena will have more jokes on that

[DirtyD]

I love this promo