3 Hour RAW Thread - 4/23/12

[Immortal Moose]

Well fuck didn't see that one coming.

[Theo Dious]

I thought the Bellas were leaving?

[Frank Drebin]

huh?

[ClockShot]

Not good for Beth.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh.

[Ermaximus]

Did the divas throw Brie back in the ring?

[Theo Dious]

Also I just realize I like the Bellas more than Beth, which shocks me.

[Immortal Moose]

LMAO

[Innovator]

LOL Punk will act drunk to get to Jericho

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Punk is faking being drunk.

[CSL]

surprisingly good drunk person impression from Punker

[KyleEmmott]

NO KHARMA?!!

[GSP]

I guess Maryse gets to keep her record.

[ClockShot]

My girlfriend just got hurt.

[Skippord]

CM Punk's drunk acting is flawless

[DirtyD]

jeez what did that locker ever do to you

[Hanso Amore]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bellas NOT leaving?

[Immortal Moose]

I thought the Bellas were leaving?

I guess they're not now...?

[Skippord]

god damn someone gave Beth a ridiculous wedgie

Beth Phoenix Fan will be thrilled

[Cool King]

I missed Punk acting drunk because my stream randomly died. :nono:

[Corndad]

Well that was unexpected.

[Skippord]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'm a hotter blonde than anybody out at ringside right now. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SaveReksAndHawkins">#SaveReksAndHawkins</a></p>&mdash; Curt Hawkins (@TheCurtHawkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCurtHawkins/status/194603581209448448" data-datetime="2012-04-24T01:48:03+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Hanso Amore]

If they want to make it look like Drunk is Kayfabe drunk he should be ranting on twitter, posting music videos on Facebook and Drunk dialing former divas.

[Ermaximus]

Still baffled by the fact the Bellas won the divas title when their contract ends next week. Transitional champs maybe?

[Hanso Amore]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>I'm a hotter blonde than anybody out at ringside right now. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523SaveReksAndHawkins">#SaveReksAndHawkins</a></p>&mdash; Curt Hawkins (@TheCurtHawkins) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCurtHawkins/status/194603581209448448" data-datetime="2012-04-24T01:48:03+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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LOL!

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>CM Punk is acting like Michael Hayes.Well, without the racial slurs.</p>&mdash; Shit Wrestlers Say (@ShitWrestlerSay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/194604151295066112" data-datetime="2012-04-24T01:50:19+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Innovator]

WWE Creative ‏ <s>@</s>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative/status/194604134375231488)

Fading from a crying <s>@</s>TheBethPhoenix (https://twitter.com/#%21/TheBethPhoenix) to <s>@</s>CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk) was purely a coincidence <s>#</s>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23RAWTonight)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I guess they're not now...?

Mickie won the divas title close to the time she was gone. They could just be fed to Kharma soon and then released.

[ClockShot]

Gonna be interesting to see how this plays out with the Bellas. Legit injury or not, do they stay, or is creative scrambling at this moment to put something together.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Fading from a crying @<a href="https://twitter.com/TheBethPhoenix">TheBethPhoenix</a> to @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">CMPunk</a> was purely a coincidence <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/194604134375231488" data-datetime="2012-04-24T01:50:15+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Hanso Amore]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>CM Punk is acting like Michael Hayes.Well, without the racial slurs.</p>&mdash; Shit Wrestlers Say (@ShitWrestlerSay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/194604151295066112" data-datetime="2012-04-24T01:50:19+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Imagining Punk wearing a Confederate Flag cape is gold

[Corndad]

Punk will win an Emmy with this upcoming performance lol

[CSL]

Still baffled by the fact the Bellas won the divas title when their contract ends next week. Transitional champs maybe?

"internet rumours", WWE truly couldn't care less about the Diva belt, it's leading to something with the worked injury, all of the above etc

[Dukelorange]

Okay, so who will be the next Diva's champ after the Twins... My guess is AJ... But it SHOULD be Beth...


BTW, this should have been at the Extreme Rules anyway...

[Cool King]

I thought the Bellas were leaving?

Also, it might be the WWE's way to trying to bribe the Bellas to stay with the company.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Please don't ask him to spell the Alphabet backwards. I can't do that sober.

[Immortal Moose]

WWE Creative ‏ <s>@</s>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative/status/194604134375231488)

Fading from a crying <s>@</s>TheBethPhoenix (https://twitter.com/#%21/TheBethPhoenix) to <s>@</s>CMPunk (https://twitter.com/#%21/CMPunk) was purely a coincidence <s>#</s>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23RAWTonight)

:rant:

[Ermaximus]

Imagining Punk wearing a Confederate Flag cape is gold

Plus he needs to basically run down every black superstar WWE has and say how they'll never be champion.

[Mr. C]

End this division.

[Skippord]

this is prime titan tron falling time

[Hanso Amore]

Ill ssay this. When Kharma left last year the Bellas were "bullying her"

Would be great to see her come back soon.

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>But I read on the internet the bellas are leaving WWE.HOW CAN THE INTERNET BE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>&mdash; Shit Wrestlers Say (@ShitWrestlerSay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/194603783957909504" data-datetime="2012-04-24T01:48:52+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[DirtyD]

great walk

[Hanso Amore]

Plus he needs to basically run down every black superstar WWE has and say how they'll never be champion.

Is that HHH's job?

[Immortal Moose]

lol the cop

[Innovator]

Someone should clue Punk in that a limp isn't a drunk walk.

[Skippord]

black cop for world champion

[Hanso Amore]

this is prime titan tron falling time

Think they will Lift Droz in his wheel chair to the top as well?

[ClockShot]

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This is approriate right now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He said WWF.

[Immortal Moose]

haha WWF

[CSL]

lol nice touch

[el bobbo]

Why did they bleep that?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: either WWF or WWE Universe got bleeped

[Hanso Amore]

Why did they bleep punker?

LOL AT " YOU ARENT EVEN COOL YOU GOT COPS"

[DirtyD]

I cant do that sober

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bullshit cop. Fuck you.

[Gass]

lol at this shit. That's the bitchestass cop I've ever seen.

[Cool King]

"WWF Universe" :lol:

[Droford]

this is ridiculous

[KyleEmmott]

wtf!!! The average person cant do that sober.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol WWF and "you're not even cool"

[DirtyD]

lol @ red tape

[Skippord]

they should leave that taped line in the ring permanently, it's a good look

[Frank Drebin]

Ill ssay this. When Kharma left last year the Bellas were "bullying her"

Would be great to see her come back soon.

Ding Ding Ding

[Immortal Moose]

I'm getting one hell of a kick out of this.

[Ermaximus]

black cop for world champion

See my prior statement Skip.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA Drunk Punk is histarical

[Hanso Amore]

That line is hardly straight

[CSL]

they should leave that taped line in the ring permanently, it's a good look

Diva volleyballll

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Line is curved.

[Gass]

hehehe

[Droford]

the line isnt even straight

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>If this @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">CMPunk</a> sobriety test draws numbers, we will conduct all Wellness Policy tests live in the ring <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/194605637127258113" data-datetime="2012-04-24T01:56:14+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Innovator]

KARATE KID!!!

[Ermaximus]

They should've gotten Carl Winslow for this.

[DirtyD]

trying to use teddy to stand up haha

[Droford]

the one cops name is M. Kane

it'd be funny if it was really Kane without the wig and mask on

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Way to Heel out the Police Officers.

Where is Robocop?

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>LISTEN. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPUNK">CMPUNK</a> DEAL. I'LL TELL YOU WHY THE DAY AFTER RATINGS COME IN -- AND YOU'LL THANK ME.</p>&mdash; Cranky Vince (@CrankyVince) <a href="https://twitter.com/CrankyVince/status/194606610327412738" data-datetime="2012-04-24T02:00:06+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Ermaximus]

LOL Way to Heel out the Police Officers.

Where is Robocop?

Waiting for Sting to return?

[Hanso Amore]

Fumble Fingers

[Skippord]

lol fumble fingers

[Droford]

one more chance!

[Ermaximus]

He'll recite the alphabet backwards while walking the line watch.

[DirtyD]

Chris your a Bitch chants haha

[Droford]

lol the crowd chanting the letters

[Gass]

This segment is hilarious. Hilarious, I tell you.

[Ermaximus]

lol the crowd chanting the letters

I kept hearing YES! chants.

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Punk is the first person to ever do the alphabet backwards!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Shame Punk still fucked it on the second go around</font> :(

[Frank Drebin]

JJ strut!

[Theo Dious]

He got it wrong, I distinctly heard S-T.

Of course I AM drunk, so...

[Ermaximus]

No, I heard that too Tedious.

[Hanso Amore]

Not a ton of good action considering this is a 3 hour Raw

[Immortal Moose]

He got it wrong, I distinctly heard S-T.

Of course I AM drunk, so...

I'm drunk too but I heard the same as you.

[Droford]

CM Punk just wasted 30 minutes of everyones time with that

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Reciting the alphabet backwards is cruel and unusual punishment.

[Hanso Amore]

Yeah the He flipped S and T.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock destroying TNA guys.

[ClockShot]

There's a trend with these Brock flashbacks. Can't seem to put my finger on it.

[Corndad]

Jeff Hardy and Hogan. Lesnar has to hate TNA

[Frank Drebin]

Brock is always picking on TNA guys

[Hanso Amore]

Seeing these videos, I forgot how young Lesnar looked back then. And how fucking HUGE he was.

[CSL]

Hogan was great in 2002

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Angle is next.

[Hanso Amore]

To be fair guys, most of the WWE 2003 Roster are in TNA right now.

[Hanso Amore]

Basically everyone Brock went over is in TNA or dead...

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Congrats to @<a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk">CMPunk</a> on the most entertaining recitation of the alphabet outside of Sesame Street <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/194607869637836800" data-datetime="2012-04-24T02:05:06+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Ermaximus]

So does that mean we'll see a Lesnar/RVD one next?

[Rollermacka]

Is it just me or has WWE being doing alot of Hulk Hogan refrences reciently?

[Innovator]

So clip is either him beating Angle or him beating RVD

[Corndad]

Maybe they are co-promoting the Sex tape lol

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Well that was fun!</p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/194609293545316353" data-datetime="2012-04-24T02:10:45+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Ermaximus]

Maybe they are co-promoting the Sex tape lol

Dear God that's a terrible idea. Just as bad as the thought of Chyna as She-Hulk.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Swags or dolph?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nvm.

[CSL]

love that behind shot they always go to from behind Mizark on the ramp

[Hanso Amore]

I think Sheamus has been shit since winning the rumble. Was on hold till he won the title and now he is just Generic Vanilla Irish Champion.

Im bringing this back up CSL. Remember the thread where I shit on Jericho's return and Sheamus winning the rumble?

I stand by my statement.

Jericho should have taken the rumble win to Mania and booked the even much the same since then.

Then Sheamus could have has a "road" where he had to earn his way into the Title match and then win it in record time.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSS

[el bobbo]

Basically everyone Brock went over is in TNA or dead...

What's the difference?

[Ermaximus]

Guess Sheamus is out of TPWW Survivor now. :shifty:

[el bobbo]

ONE! TWO! YES!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

1..2...YES

[Frank Drebin]

Anyone remember Sin Cara? Forgot all about him until they showed his mask in the wweshop commercial.

[Immortal Moose]

http://i.imgur.com/kAvsZ.gif

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Bryan actually looks like a legit ref

[Dukelorange]

Eve v Otunga at Extreme Rules for the #2 spot in the Coorperation 2.0

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ahahahahaa yessss

[Skippord]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

two guys down in Survivor now :(

[el bobbo]

Henry goes over the champ!

[Immortal Moose]

Guess Sheamus is out of TPWW Survivor now. :shifty:

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[Droford]

he should have left the ref shirt on

[Ermaximus]

Who had Sheamus?

[Frank Drebin]

Ha! Nice.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Aint that a kick in the head :D

[Skippord]

looks like he's orgasming

[Skippord]

sounds like it too actually

[Hanso Amore]

I love Bryan screaming YES while doing the YES Lock.

[ClockShot]

That's gotta be bad for the ears.

[Ermaximus]

Is the crowd chanting no?

[Innovator]

Someone save Dolph from this

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No Santino/Otunga: the midcard disaster?

[Dukelorange]

looks like he's orgasming

Almost like when Bubba Ray put Trish througha table...

[Frank Drebin]

It aint a 3-hour raw unless hornswaggle gets a segment

[Skippord]

DOES ANYONE WANT TO COME OVER AND WATCH COMMON LAW WITH ME?

[Cool King]

love that behind shot they always go to from behind Mizark on the ramp

As do I.

[Dukelorange]

Someone save Dolph from this

Yes please... Even the Wii had Ziggler as Champ at least TWICE...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Any USA Original show except Psych can suck it. The chick in Fairly Legal is hot but the show looks like shit.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Just be thankful we didn't have the Diva's title match sponsored by a taco <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/194611569248845824" data-datetime="2012-04-24T02:19:48+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Immortal Moose]

Anything USA Original show except Psych can suck it. The chick in Fairly Legal is hot the show looks like shit.

How dare you insult Burn Notice.

[el bobbo]

Any USA Original show except Psych can suck it. The chick in Fairly Legal is hot but the show looks like shit.

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[CSL]

RAW needs Johnny Curtis getting weird with some chloroform

[Cool King]

Oh, fuck off with your Irish stories, Sheamus.

[Ermaximus]

Shit no! Epico, don't get pinned.

[ClockShot]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROSA MENDES!

[KyleEmmott]

Am I the only one that is sick of Santino?

[Frank Drebin]

I can only take Santino in small doses.

[el bobbo]

I'm going to turn it on the Cardinal's game until the "contract signing."

[CSL]

outstandingggg cover up

[Skippord]

well there's 4 people I enjoy in this match, and also Santino is there

[Immortal Moose]

Am I the only one that is sick of Santino?

Nope I am too, his theme music is even becoming grating to my ears.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ryder should say are you serious bro to the ref if he gets a close 2 count.

[Cool King]

Isn't the reason for this Raw being three hours due to a draft of some sort?

[Dukelorange]

Any USA Original show except Psych can suck it. The chick in Fairly Legal is hot but the show looks like shit.

As the resident Psych-o, I must co-sign....

[DirtyD]

Am I the only one that is sick of Santino?

Come on..http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/borisalexiev.jpg

[Ermaximus]

YES! YES! Epico stays alive!

[KyleEmmott]

Why are they still Tag team champs?

[CSL]

ahahaha the finish

[Frank Drebin]

Isn't the reason for this Raw being three hours due to a draft of some sort?

I guess not, but thats how long the first 10 picks of the NFL draft are going to take if we get lucky.

[Immortal Moose]

Why are they still Tag team champs?

Because they are the best tag team in WWE currently.

[Ermaximus]

Because they are the only tag team in WWE currently.

[DirtyD]

Who ever mentioned his socks being from the wicked witch, good job sir.

[Immortal Moose]

Because they are the only tag team in WWE currently.

True.

[Frank Drebin]

When are we getting to the hornswaggle match?? Ive been waiting all goddamn day for that.

[DirtyD]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
The key to being a successful tag team? Sell merchandise #RAWTonight

[Cool King]

Because they are the only tag team in WWE currently.

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wv/02/20731/20731.jpg

[Ermaximus]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wv/02/20731/20731.jpg

:( CSL and VSG.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>zack ryder becoming jobber bigger than the steve lombardi but he still get over i respect the hard work not like jabroni virgil</p>&mdash; The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) <a href="https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/194613825687924736" data-datetime="2012-04-24T02:28:46+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[CSL]

Jimmy Uso all about to smash yr. sisters back doors in

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wv/02/20731/20731.jpg

No manager that is hot as all hell. :n:

[Ermaximus]

WWE Creative ‏ @WWE_Creative Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
The key to being a successful tag team? Sell merchandise #RAWTonight

Um, who is the last team that even got merchandise? Air Boom doesn't really count because it was two random guys thrown together.

Nexus? The Corre?

[Dukelorange]

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wv/02/20731/20731.jpg

Nice catch, Cool King

[Crimson]

lol Paul Bearer

[Hanso Amore]

Lol Poor Paul Bearer been killed like 9 times.

[Immortal Moose]

OK then...

[Skippord]

Paul Bearer has freezer burn

[KyleEmmott]

Because they are the best tag team in WWE currently.
In my opinion, Reks & Hawkins are the best.

[Crimson]

I am enjoying this smart funny Kane ..

[Ermaximus]

LOL Abraham Washington: WWE's Affirmative Action Rep!

[Rollermacka]

How many times has Paul Bearer been killed off now?

[Skippord]

Jesus why don't they just have a taco team with Brodus Clay?

[ClockShot]

Taco Bell is sponsoring a Tag match?


Why?

[Dukelorange]

Naomi on my TV is good...

[DirtyD]

This would be sponsored by locos tacos

[Frank Drebin]

TACOS TACOS TACOS!!!!

[Immortal Moose]

In my opinion, Reks & Hawkins are the best.

But, as far as their current angle goes, they're not "in" the WWE.

[Rollermacka]

Hmm, those Doritos Locos Tacos are delicious

[CSL]

Taco Bell is sponsoring a Tag match?


Why?

does it matter?

[Innovator]

WWE is trying to make Dolph cry on TV as he makes his entrance

[Skippord]

I definitely didn't just go to WWE.com to look at those Cameron and Naomi pictures

[Frank Drebin]

Brodus is gonna step on hornswaggle at the end of the song instead of his pants

[DirtyD]

Hornswoggle's chubby legs ftw

[Immortal Moose]

Hmm, those Doritos Locos Tacos are delicious

Yes, they are.

[Innovator]

Taco Bell is sponsoring a Tag match?


Why?
Cause it's the shits?

[Ermaximus]

Good lord Hornswoggle's legs.

[DirtyD]

Brodus is gonna step on hornswaggle at the end of the song instead of his pants

:lol:

[DirtyD]

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[Ermaximus]

To be honest, if you had told me back in 2006 that Hornswoggle would still be around in 2012, I'd call you a damned liar.

[KyleEmmott]

But, as far as their current angle goes, they're not "in" the WWE.
Lol True, I hope they get their deserved push into the actual tag team scene not stuck on NXT

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vickie in full MILF mode tonight.

[CSL]

Hornswoggle dressed as Daffyd

[KyleEmmott]

Thunder Thighs.

[Frank Drebin]

Theyve been dancing during the whole break? poor crowd

[CSL]

http://images.wikia.com/littlebritain/images/f/fe/Daffydt.jpg

[ClockShot]

Yikes. Where'd Vicki pick that outfit up? Goodwill store?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

San Jose Sharks Swagger.

[Innovator]

Vickie is hot.

[CSL]

lol that's an empty ass cup

[Ermaximus]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/4/129097973934958420.jpg

[Cool King]

Cole finding Vickie's clothes insanely funny.

[Frank Drebin]

King: "mmmmm, thats some good....uhhh....dorito and taco flavored soda."

[CSL]

lol did you see how much effort Hornswoggle had to put in to kick that leg over the bottom rope

[KyleEmmott]

Wow! Anyone else see that?

[CSL]

bet Dolph could carry Hornswoggle to 10 good minutes

[Innovator]

Cranky Vince ‏ <s>@</s>CrankyVince (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince)

Close (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince/status/194618026346299392)

POKING PAUL BEARER IN HIS WWE-TWICE-PAID-FOR STAPLED STOMACH LIKE HE'S THE GODDAMN PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY.

[CSL]

gotta say, I'd rather turn around to find Brock Lesnar behind me than 2 angry "sistas"

[Corndad]

King is cracking up at himself

[Innovator]

Ahahha, now Brock beating Angle

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I called it. Kurt Angle.

[Droford]

lol Angle

[Ermaximus]

bet Dolph could carry Hornswoggle to 10 good minutes

In all fairness, Ziggler could carry Barry Horowitz to a good 10 minutes.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Angle.

[Frank Drebin]

Hornswaggle is why I watch wrestling.

[KyleEmmott]

ANOTHER TNA WRESTLER

[Corndad]

And the Lesnar burial of TNA continues lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Next is Lesnar F5'ing a Panda representing Panda Energy.

[Droford]

and tazz

[KyleEmmott]

It's official, this is a Jab at TNA. Loving it.

[el bobbo]

They should show the Shooting Star Press he "pulled off" at Wrestlemania.

[Frank Drebin]

its funny that they are doing it on purpose

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock destroys people to go to TNA.

Dixie: Well...here comes the mediocrity.

[Cool King]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was your main event that was sponsored by Taco Bell that ended in a DQ.

We also got to see Hornswoggle's legs.

[Innovator]

#asscape is trending

[Cool King]

Also, did anyone notice Cole randomly jumping out of his chair when Brodus & Co. were dancing after the match?

[Skippord]

who doesn't want to watch an episode of Fairly Legal in which insanely hot Sarah Shahi fucks some dick with a double chin

[Cool King]

This again.

[Immortal Moose]

I was expecting to see this at least 3 times so they showed some restraint with this.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Who will be the mystery notary public to validate the signatures on the contract? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/194619903490269184" data-datetime="2012-04-24T02:52:55+00:00">April 24, 2012</a></blockquote>
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