Official WWE RAW SuperShow Thread for 5/7/2012: No Brock, No Triple H..So..Uh..WTF?

[CSL]

Isn't that "Common Law" show just like that "Psych" show?

It seems like it is anyway. :-\

you shut yr. dirty mouth

[Droford]

lol..spoiled by Lawler

[Juan]

Thanks for the spoiler, King

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait... lol...

[Gone Mad]

Annnd King spoiled the Handicap match early.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!

[Droford]

Laurinaitis is really Lawler's puppet.

Lawler heel turn!

Kings Court, with Johnny "Ace", Nougat (lawyer) and "Lord" Tensai

[Juan]

Isn't that "Common Law" show just like that "Psych" show?

It seems like it is anyway. :-\

Common Law is about actual detectives, not a guy pretending to be psychic.

[Cool King]

Common Law is about actual detectives, not a guy pretending to be psychic.

Ah, I see.

[Gone Mad]

Yes, yes. I'll watch "Common Law."

Now... put that gun down already...

[CSL]

and German feed now with Cena vs. Riley ft. Deftones - My Own Summer

[Keith]

This Daniel Bryan "Yes!" gimmick cracks me up.

[Juan]

Can't decide who I care less about, Ryback or Albert.

[Droford]

HAI HAI HAI HAI

[Nicky Fives]

EC-DUB! EC-DUB! EC-DUB! EC-DUB! EC-DUB!

15-minute tape delay in Canada sucks.....

[Droford]

This is probably the Main Event at No Way Out (Punk vs Tensai)

[Juan]

I think every Asian or Samoan ever in wrestling has used that "nerve pinch" rest hold

[#1-norm-fan]

CM Punk faces the man who helped injure John Cena last week in a handi-cap match...

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining the main event of Raw, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY IT WAS GOING TO BE A HANDI-CAP MATCH BEFORE THE COMMERCIAL IF IT WAS GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Daniel Bryan is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing Laurinaitis announce his name would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you have said "one on one" match? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why say what the upcoming surprise is when the surprise is going to be let out after the break.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of fucking WWE besides for Ryback matches until this Raw episode is over, see you all at Smackdown.

[Droford]

daniel bryan watches Gossip girl - sign

[Juan]

I think every Asian or Samoan ever in wrestling has used that "nerve pinch" rest hold

or in this case, faux Asians.

[Corndad]

Albert has Main Evented more in the last month then he did the rest of his WWE Career

[Juan]

That nerd who makes those stupid Botchamania videos must have a raging boner right now.

[Immortal Moose]

ok then...

[Gone Mad]

Even Lord Albert Train is saying "Yes."

He must be a Bryan fan.

[Droford]

HAI HAI HAI HAI

[#1-norm-fan]

Everyone and their mother knew how that match would end. I always hope for SOMETHING crazy in those situations though.

The whole "champion/main event face losing in a tag or handi-cap match" lost it's luster a long time ago.

[Keith]

This Punk/Bryan feud deserves more air time.

[Fignuts]

Was that botch on Punk?

[Gone Mad]

LOL Fans chanting No against Bryan's Yes.

An OK Raw. At least Heyman was there.

[Fignuts]

Holy shit this crowd is so fucking dead. It's almost like a jap crowd.

[Juan]

Was that botch on Punk?

I think so. Looked like Punk didn't get enough height when he jumped to take the move

[Corndad]

Heyman's promo definitely was highlight of the night. No Question.

[Keith]

Obviously Punk and Tensai weren't on the same page as to when it was time for Punk to jump. Plus Tensai's grip was too loose.

[Shisen Kopf]

WHAT THE FUCK?

Thank you for ruining the main event of Raw, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY IT WAS GOING TO BE A HANDI-CAP MATCH BEFORE THE COMMERCIAL IF IT WAS GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED AFTER THE COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!

Now I know Daniel Bryan is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing Laurinaitis announce his name would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you have said "one on one" match? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why say what the upcoming surprise is when the surprise is going to be let out after the break.

Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of fucking WWE besides for Ryback matches until this Raw episode is over, see you all at Smackdown.

I know right? How fucking rude to spoil a live tv show. Goddamn I'm so pissed off right now. And Daniel Bryan won't let go of the yes lock. What an ass.

[Fignuts]

I know Tensai is better than this, as I've seen some of his main event stuff in Japan.

[Crimson]

What did Heyman announce???

[DLVH84]

Holy shit this crowd is so fucking dead. It's almost like a jap crowd.

I don't see it as a bad thing. To me, it shows a sign of respect and they cheer when something major happens.

[Keith]

As good as the John Cena/Brock Lesnar feud was, there's no doubt that had Heyman been involved, it would've been much better.

I hope he sticks around.

[#1-norm-fan]

As good as the John Cena/Brock Lesnar feud was, there's no doubt that had Heyman been involved, it would've been much better.

I hope he sticks around.

If Heyman had been involved it wouldn't have been good for trying to get that mark part of the crowd to get on Cena's side.

[#1-norm-fan]

What did Heyman announce???

He read a statement from Brock Lesnar saying he quit.

[Keith]

If Heyman had been involved it wouldn't have been good for trying to get that mark part of the crowd to get on Cena's side.

Well, yeah. I mean to us fans who are familiar with Paul and enjoy his work.

[#1-norm-fan]

I prefer saving him to face off with someone who's not still trying to get the crowd on his side like Triple H.

Lesnar just standing there looking like a badass while Heyman is doing the talking and going to verbal war with Triple H across the ring from them could be awesome and won't exactly hurt anyone's popularity.

[Keith]

A verbal war between the two Pauls would be epic.

[Flash Funk]

So no one else thinks Brock actually quit?

[Jordan]

That sucked.

[Volare]

This is fucking why I'm leaving North Carolina. Fuck this state.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, that Heyman return totally caught me off guard and made me mark out.

Was sitting there, kinda falling asleep.... when Brock's music hit and Cole mentioned that Brock had sent his legal representative.

My mind instantly went to "I hope this is David Otunga... He needs to get back and start earning me points in the pool."

Then there was the extended pause... and I was like "Actually, it would be pretty hilarious if Otunga came out right now and starting bouncing around like Lesnar, in a bowtie with his coffee mug. Yeah. Hope it is him, and not some generic lawyer type."

BUT THEN PAUL HEYMAN CAME OUT.

And I was like "Whoa, this dude is walking with a purpose.... WAIT A SECOND THAT IS PAUL HEYMAN."

[Sepholio]

wtf can't believe I missed this tonight. So pissed off at myself right now. Would have marked out for Heyman and now I have to mark out to a replay.

Hope this isn't a one off and that Lesnar really isn't quitting. We could all use a little more Heyman in our lives.

[Juan]

Lesnar isn't quitting, guys.

[Lock Jaw]

But, the TV said he did.

[James Steele]

But, the TV said he did.

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[Poit]

All WWE guys who can't talk should give Heyman written statements.

Imagine Paul Heyman as Tyson Kidd's manager.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hair in the back managing hair in the front.

[Fignuts]

I don't see it as a bad thing. To me, it shows a sign of respect and they cheer when something major happens.

oh for fuck's sake, do I really have to explain why a dead crowd for wwe is a bad thing?

[#1-norm-fan]

So no one else thinks Brock actually quit?

Just you, chief.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

JUST GOT TO HEYMAN COMING OUT WHILE HALF WATCHING KJHFKAJHDKAJSHFDKJAKADASAKAJAK

[Tom Guycott]

I've always loved Paul E's delivery of the name "BROCK LESNAR!"

He makes it sound like a really big fuckin' deal just from saying the guy's full name.

Little touches like that is why Heyman is a god.


I do hate the fact that I can't watch these shows "live", however. I always get this shit spoiled because some jackass on YouTube either puts the spoiler in the clip name OR screencaps the "surprise" in the thumbnail (like seeing Heyman on the mic... killed the whole markout). I still jizzed my pants, but I didn't paint the walls like I would have if it were a total surprise.

[Tom Guycott]

Heyman's promo definitely was highlight of the night. No Question.

I see your promo and raise you Kofi/Ziggler.

Don't give a fuck if it was a "throwaway" match in the middle of the card. I will reiterate what I have said before about them, they are eachother's Flair/Steamboat, and I have never seen a bad match between them no matter how little time they may get.

[Skippord]

apparently the WWE Board Of Directors are the most incompetent group of people ever

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

Maxine's wrestling outfit is whorish even for a WWE Diva

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

God dammit Snow White And The Huntsman looks awesome

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

Sheamus called the RKO the OarKO

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

FUNKY

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

Funkadactyls is not the best name for the foxy black girls

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

I would like to see Michael Cole in the club

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[#1-norm-fan]

It's weird that they get introduced after introducing Brodus.

[Skippord]

It is quite weird, also I do not like the way Miz said call yo' mamma

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

I think there's a built in evil pimp character if Brodus ever turns heel

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

I'm using the hashtag so my posts will be easier to follow btw

[Skippord]

The Miz's "jam my balls into your lower back move" is not very painful probably

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

Everyone will start clapping if two foxy black girls do it

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle #themoreyouknow

[Skippord]

Former WWE Champion The Miz

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

if the Be A Star campaign was really serious about bullying they'd send superstars to beat the shit out of bullies

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

Alberto Del Rio kinda sounds like Jean Claude Van Damme as Guile in Street Fighter when talking in this Be A Star video

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

[Skippord]

Mark Henry always seems so delightful in these videos

[Skippord]

One of the Cleveland Indians has been coming up to Brock Lesnar's music apparently, and it rules

[Skippord]

PAUL HEYMAN

really should wear a hat

[Skippord]

there would be far more awkward pauses in this statement if it was actually Brock Lesnar's statement

[Skippord]

Heyman with the mic flip

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

#Iwouldhavewatchedrawbutiforgottorewindthevhstapeanditdidntrecord.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The WWE needs to re-hire Paul Heyman to talk for guys and to do some creative work. I understand that they won't let Heyman handle creative stuff again and I'm pipe-dreamin', but as someone said -- Paul Heyman as Tyson Kidd's manager? :drool:

[Cool King]

Let me sum this show up:

Cool Punk/Danielson Promo
Awkward Cena Promo
Awkward Irish Cena Match
Ace makes a match/Cuts a promo
Lord Tensai Kills a Dude
BoredUs Clay Kills a Dude.

There, I saved you two hours.

5/6

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Not bad

[Volare]

At least here's the good part. (1:06)


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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena was there....

VIA SATELLITE!

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

Good Raw last night, as NickyFives said the 15min delay sucks ass but I marked out like a bitch for Paul Heyman who should've had a much better reaction. Still hate that they didn't use Heyman's ECW theme during his walk to the back.

[Gertner]

Nice job at the end by CM Botch. The vanilla midget can't even wrestle anymore. Might as well release him since that was all he's good for.

[DAMN iNATOR]

5/6

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Not bad


Yeah, let's hear it for PEOPLE POWER!
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[Tom Guycott]

Maxine's wrestling outfit is whorish even for a WWE Diva

#watchingrawnowbecauseIwokeupatoneinthemorningbecauseIhavethesleepingpatternsofagargoyle

I know what you mean. Oddly enough, she is one of the ones wearing the most clothes.

[ClockShot]

Man, I left early last night and I missed out on Paul E. Dangerously.

[Jura]

CM BOTCH! CM BOTCH! CM BOTCH!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Man, I left early last night and I missed out on Paul E. Dangerously.

Oh, no you di'nt!...
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[ClockShot]

You know, I was gonna add that I saw that clip and said that with the dead crowd, and how short it was, I really didn't miss much.

[MisterLee]

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Swag.

[Lock Jaw]

Paul Heyman looked more like a giant owl than ever last night.

[MisterLee]

Paul Heyman looked more like a giant owl than ever last night.

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Ok..Valid Point.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I didn't watch Raw this week because of St Jimmy's predictions earlier in the thread saving me the hassle. Did I miss anything?

[el bobbo]

I didn't watch Raw this week because of St Jimmy's predictions earlier in the thread saving me the hassle. Did I miss anything?

Just that owl giving a promo to a crowd who couldn't give less of a damn.

[Lock Jaw]

They couldn't give a hoot.

[Vastardikai]

Again, calling it:

Over the Limit is going to not draw shit and it's going to be blamed on Punk and Bryan.

If it DOES draw shit, all the credit will be given to Cena and Johnny Ace.

[Innovator]

Thus the circle continues Kai

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should give Heyman creative control over some elements of the WWE, just to see how well he does comparatively.

Give him NXT and the Divas Division to handle, or something.