Official WWE RAW SuperShow Thread for 5/7/2012: No Brock, No Triple H..So..Uh..WTF?

[MisterLee]

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Tonight, my friends, is the build up for the "Battle of the Johnnys"!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Love MisterLee so fucking much.

[Heisenberg]

Fuck yeah

[MisterLee]

Is anyone even slightly excited about #RawTonight?

[Cool King]

I wouldn't say I'm excited, but I'm looking forward to watching it.

[el bobbo]

Monday Night Raw is always a much needed escape from this sick joke we often call life.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I am on the ship. Need play by play.

[Lock Jaw]

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[MoFo]

Better have Ryback stand in for Lesnar

[MoFo]

Also hope Trips comes out with Justin Bieber and 50 Cent

[Immortal Moose]

Tonight, my friends, is the build up for the "Battle of the Johnnys"!

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Swiss Ultimate]

I always preferred Chavo with Pepe.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://members.tripod.com/%7EPepeandChavo/chavo36.jpg

[St. Jimmy]

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[DLVH84]

I always preferred Al Snow with Head.

[Lock Jaw]

NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE SAID "YOU'RE WELCOME" :foc:

[Droford]

Did they ever do anything for anyone to say thank you to them so they could respond with "you're welcome"?

[MisterLee]

I always preferred Al Snow with Head.

http://wrestlingupdateonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Al_Snow_Bio_0001.jpg

[MisterLee]

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vUYK8LG-AZU/TfMqN4cInZI/AAAAAAAAEx0/4PFu5RYSdGs/s1600/The-Miz-wwe-superstar-5.jpg

Anybody notice a resemblance at all?

[VSG]

no

[Corndad]

Kinda hope they have Johnny training videos or something like the Old School Vince use to have lol

Hope its a good show tonight so I have something to look forward to when I am at Raw next week.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Johnny Ace squashes a local jobber tonight.... IN RYBACK STYLE. Just comes out and destroys him with a plethora of power moves.

All while wearing a suit and tie.

Will then get up from pinning his foe, brush off his suit, straighten his tie, and walk out.

[St. Jimmy]

Let me sum this show up:

Cool Punk/Danielson Promo
Awkward Cena Promo
Awkward Irish Cena Match
Ace makes a match/Cuts a promo
Lord Tensai Kills a Dude
BoredUs Clay Kills a Dude.

There, I saved you two hours.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Remember...play-by-play guys.

[Shisen Kopf]

I hope Jap Albert gets traded to smackdown bc I never VHS tape that show. He's awful.

[MisterLee]

Let me sum this show up:

Cool Punk/Danielson Promo
Awkward Cena Promo
Awkward Irish Cena Match
Ace makes a match/Cuts a promo
Lord Tensai Kills a Dude
BoredUs Clay Kills a Dude.

There, I saved you two hours.

BoredUs Clay and Lord Tensai ZzZzZ...seriously how much longer are they just gonna slaughter folks?

And you forgot about RyBack...who actually is the only one I'm impressed with. LOL @ the Goldberg chants EVERY time.

[Tazz Dan]

You forgot Non title tag team matchup which will mainly be about finding a new name for the champs.

[Cool King]

You forgot Non title tag team matchup which will mainly be about finding a new name for the champs.

The Jamaican Jimmys.

[#1-norm-fan]

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If you can't see that this thread is heading towards a discussion about WWE Raw in roughly an hour and a half, then you don't understand wrestling forums.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Jamaican Jimmys.

I'll go with "Jumpin' Jimmys"

[Corporate CockSnogger]

R-Boom

[Gertner]

Let me sum this show up:

Cool Punk/Danielson Promo
Awkward Cena Promo
Awkward Irish Cena Match
Ace makes a match/Cuts a promo
Lord Tensai Kills a Dude
BoredUs Clay Kills a Dude.

There, I saved you two hours.

Did youe mean "Punk/Danielson shit that loses hundreds of thousands of viewers". That's not me trolling, that's a FACT>

[MisterLee]

R-Boom

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R-Boom works for me!

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Trust me when I say this <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAW">#RAW</a> will be fantastic. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523rumors">#rumors</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523surprises">#surprises</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523cilantro">#cilantro</a></p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/199650447127097344" data-datetime="2012-05-08T00:02:30+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[CSL]

Let me sum this show up:

Cool Punk/Danielson Promo
Awkward Cena Promo
Awkward Irish Cena Match
Ace makes a match/Cuts a promo
Lord Tensai Kills a Dude
BoredUs Clay Kills a Dude.

There, I saved you two hours.

these puns you make on the names are cutting edge bro. You're really sticking it to them. You show everyone just who knows best champ

[DLVH84]

I hope Johnny Ace squashes a local jobber tonight.... IN RYBACK STYLE. Just comes out and destroys him with a plethora of power moves.

All while wearing a suit and tie.

Will then get up from pinning his foe, brush off his suit, straighten his tie, and walk out.

And end his opponents with a variation of the Ace Crusher, but what variation...

A. Normal
B. Guillotine
C. Military Press

Please call the John Laryingitis Hotline at 1-800-223-WWE1 (1-800-ACE-WWE1) and answer correctly. $9.99 a minute to rip you all off.

[Blakeamus]

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Anybody notice a resemblance at all?

http://www.allfunnyfaces.com/pictures/Funny_Horse_Face.jpg

Yes.

[Cool King]

In no way does The Miz look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

[CSL]

now that's just mean

[CSL]

the fuck did that donkey ever do to you?

[DLVH84]

In no way does The Miz look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Nice one.

[CSL]

I made a hilarious joke there stating that Sarah Jessica Parker is uglier than a donkey

[#1-norm-fan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Trust me when I say this <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAW">#RAW</a> will be fantastic. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523rumors">#rumors</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523surprises">#surprises</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523cilantro">#cilantro</a></p>&mdash; CM Punk (@CMPunk) <a href="https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/199650447127097344" data-datetime="2012-05-08T00:02:30+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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CILANTRO GUEST APPEARANCE?!?

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[Blakeamus]

I made a hilarious joke there stating that Sarah Jessica Parker is uglier than a donkey

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[#1-norm-fan]

In no way does The Miz look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Could have sworn it was John Elway.

[Heisenberg]

I want to trade Ryback to Raw and send Brodus Clay over to SD for good.

#RAWmark

[ClockShot]

Comcast finally pulled their head out of their ass and turned on some more HD channels. USA being one of them.

So let's check this out in HD and see how it looks.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We are LIVE in Flair Country, which explains why so many kids in the stands have blonde hair &amp; tremendous workrate <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/199665803728134144" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:03:31+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Rollermacka]

LMFAO Brock Cena

[ClockShot]

Ace is rocking the red power tie tonight.

HE MEANS BUSINESS!

[Rollermacka]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>We are LIVE in Flair Country, which explains why so many kids in the stands have blonde hair &amp; tremendous workrate <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/199665803728134144" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:03:31+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Is Buddy Landell comming out?

[LoDownM]

LMFAO Brock Cena

Lol. Glad I'm not just hearing things.

[Emperor Smeat]

Laurinaitis sort of looked like Owen Hart in the last picture.

:lol: "dangerous moves" and then shows a head lock.

[CSL]

Del Wilkes on RAW in 2012

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>No Brock Lesnar, no @<a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">JohnCena</a> tonight, but will we see the elusive Brock Cena? <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/199666545092333568" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:06:28+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Rollermacka]

Another Hulk Hogan referance? :wtf:

[CSL]

and the last pic looked like a young Misawa

[ClockShot]

HA! He got him on the tie.

[Corndad]

Punk Preachin.

[Crimson]

So is Brock a midcarder now or what, Albert seems like a bigger threat nowadays

[CSL]

the same guy that "broke" the arm of the most powerful on-screen guy last week?

[CSL]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Back in the late 90s Johnny Ace and Crash Holly both had try outs with WWE.Guess who got hired.</p>&mdash; Shit Wrestlers Say (@ShitWrestlerSay) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShitWrestlerSay/status/199668710338863106" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:15:04+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[Crimson]

Hunter looked fine holding up Mayweathers belt on saturday

[CSL]

oh well I guess Brock's a midcarder in that case

[Dukelorange]

Kudos to anybody who can make a Brock Cena photo and put it on the forum...

[CSL]

apparently live RAW in Germany fills the ad breaks with Foo Fighter backed WWE highlight videos

[#1-norm-fan]

oh well I guess Brock's a midcarder in that case

That is how it works. A real main eventer forces his adversaries into never breaking kayfabe.

Which is why D-Lo Brown is the greatest main eventer of all time.

[el bobbo]

#tits

[ClockShot]

Eve needs to start showing up in a suit if she wants to give Stacy Keibler a run for her money.

[CSL]

jobs for a 7ft, 441lb 40 year old freak #1:

lamp

[CSL]

jobs for a 7ft, 441lb 40 year old freak #2:

NFL/footbaaaaall goalposts (with arms raised)

[Crimson]

That is how it works. A real main eventer forces his adversaries into never breaking kayfabe.

Which is why D-Lo Brown is the greatest main eventer of all time.

Thank you. Triple H had to have a cast and grimmace in pain to sell broken arm properly:p

[CSL]

jobs for a 7ft, 441lb 40 year old freak #3:

human banana boat

[VSG]

Shit my TPWW Survivor may be in great jeopardy tonight.

[Rollermacka]

#4: Smoke detector checker

[CSL]

jobs for a 7ft, 441lb 40 year old freak #4:

statue

[Corndad]

Eve is quite attractive.

[CSL]

and now in the German ad break they're showing last years Taker cabin return promo and bits from his return with "Hells Bells" by AC/DC over it

[Dukelorange]

1. Eve isn't in the same parallel universe as Stacy.
2. This looks like coporation 2.0 for real... You have Johnny, Otunga, (when he gets back) and Eve. All he has to do is add a tag team, and two more guys and he can control every title on both shows.

[Cool King]

apparently live RAW in Germany fills the ad breaks with Foo Fighter backed WWE highlight videos

Yeah, I'm watching that one too.

It'll be happening during every break, but it's better than what it used to be. A few months ago, every break was Kid Rock performing at WrestleMania XXV.

[VSG]

I see we are both watching the same stream, Doc Lee.

[Heisenberg]

Michael Cole heeling it up, again...

[Droford]

Odds that in the next break they show Alex Wright highlight video in Germany?

[Rollermacka]

6: Shower Curtain

[VSG]

The Londoner stream is not going full screen tonight :(

[CSL]

Odds that in the next break they show Alex Wright highlight video in Germany?

life just isn't that kind

[Dukelorange]

jobs for a 7ft, 441lb 40 year old freak:

The guy to hold up the imax screen

[Corndad]

Dolph has to win again one of these weeks

[ClockShot]

So what can the minds of TPWW come up with for team names of the new R-Truth/Kofi tag team?

[Cool King]

I'd rather see Swagger & Ziggler as the Tam Team Champions than Kofi and Truth.

[Innovator]

Dolph Kofi part 199

[Rollermacka]

So what can the minds of TPWW come up with for team names of the new R-Truth/Kofi tag team?

R-Boom?

[CSL]

Big Baz

[#1-norm-fan]

So what can the minds of TPWW come up with for team names of the new R-Truth/Kofi tag team?

Jumpin' Jimmys

[Cool King]

Urgh, Mason Ryan.

[Corndad]

A Mason Ryan Appearance. I like it.

[VSG]

Gonna get some decent points for my WWE Pool tonight hopefully.

[Corndad]

Dolph wins! Dolph wins!

[#1-norm-fan]

So what's the deal, Germany does not do commercials?

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>To be fair, Mason Ryan tends to get distracted by things that are shiny <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/199674004448100355" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:36:07+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Some set-up. Where is he, in the boiler room?

[Emperor Smeat]

jobs for a 7ft, 441lb 40 year old freak:
Pinata holder

then again he might be too tall if nobody can hit the pinata

[Shisen Kopf]

So what can the minds of TPWW come up with for team names of the new R-Truth/Kofi tag team?

Affirmative Action

[VSG]

Sky plooos, bitches.

[Juan]

David Attenborough :heart:

[CSL]

and now French/Spanish/Moroccan actor Jean Reno doing a German advert for Sky followed by Miz/Danielson. German ad breaks are the man

[Poit]

John Cena brings it via satellite

[Cool King]

The camera behind Cena must be recording the behind the scenes footage.

[TSI]

usually i wouldnt ask, because i can find them my self, but can someone help me out with a stream? thanks a lot.

[Cool King]

Cole is not a fan of DVD's.

[dronepool]

So what can the minds of TPWW come up with for team names of the new R-Truth/Kofi tag team?

Truth in Paradise.

[Fignuts]

cloe sevengie playing a post op tranny in some new british show. Not much of a stretch, tbh.

[Cool King]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/795/cenad.png

[Immortal Moose]

lol Cena in the Punk ice cream bar shirt.

[Fignuts]

David Attenborough :heart:

Love him

[Fignuts]

Who the fuck is maxine?

[#1-norm-fan]

So what can the minds of TPWW come up with for team names of the new R-Truth/Kofi tag team?

N.W.A.

Niggaz With Altitude

[Dukelorange]

It's a heel....
It's a face....
No it's Natayla

[Dukelorange]

Who the fuck is maxine?

That submission machine people were wanting to see?

[Cool King]

Ouch, Natalaya.

[#1-norm-fan]

When did Natalya turn heel again?

Did she stop farting? That'll do it.

[Immortal Moose]

N.W.A.

Niggaz With Altitude

Haha yes!

[The Whole F'n Show]

I may be on my own here, but layla looks like a butterface next to kelly, and honestly if I never heard her speak again she might be more attractive :D

[ClockShot]

Whoa.

[Gone Mad]

Layla's hot.

That is all.

[Dukelorange]

This diva match could have been good with the participants involved...

[Immortal Moose]

I may be on my own here, but layla looks like a butterface next to kelly, and honestly if I never heard her speak again she might be more attractive :D

I disagree with both assertions.

[The Whole F'n Show]

I disagree with both assertions.

Just as I suspected lol

[CSL]

may have just posted in 100,001 replies thinking it was here :o

lol random German Gail Kim vignette

booooooooooo missing a chance to have Johnny Curtis on RAW with Maxine there

[Immortal Moose]

Just as I suspected lol

lol That said, I take nothing away from Kelly Kelly

[Poit]

Regal should totally fire them for Curtis not being there.

[CSL]

and now a random Jim Duggan vignette. go go gadget Germany

[ClockShot]

Uh oh, Cena better get Maaco.

[#1-norm-fan]

One of the better Alberto del Rio introductions by Ricardo I can remember.

[Corndad]

Just got excited, had commercial for our Raw next week and the two matches they announced for Cena/Orton/Sheamus vs Del Rio/Kane/Bryan and Jericho/Punk in a No DQ match.

Kinda stoked now.

[ClockShot]

Del Rio/Jericho.

Ooooooooooooooooh.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The combination of @<a href="https://twitter.com/RRWWE">RRWWE</a> 's ring announce &amp; @<a href="https://twitter.com/IAmJericho">IAmJericho</a> 's blinking jacket makes this the best tag team entrance ever <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative (@WWE_Creative) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE_Creative/status/199679665194008576" data-datetime="2012-05-08T01:58:36+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[#1-norm-fan]

Jericho/Orton feud coming up? I wouldn't mind it.

[The Whole F'n Show]

lol That said, I take nothing away from Kelly Kelly

It's more personal preference than anything I believe.

[ClockShot]

Damn. Crowd popped big for Orton.

[Cool King]

"My name is <s>Finlay</s> Sheamus, and I love to fight!"

[The Whole F'n Show]

Wish I wouldn't have just flipped over to the phillies game, guess everyone but the sixers are playing like shit in philly now :-\

[Innovator]

Cranky Vince ‏ <s>@</s>CrankyVince (https://twitter.com/#%21/CrankyVince) EXPLAINING TO <s>@</s>evemarietorres (https://twitter.com/#%21/evemarietorres) THAT SMELL SHE IS SMELLING IS MY SEX.

[Gone Mad]

lol at the Arm Bar sign in the crowd. Jericho would be proud

ARM BAR!

[Innovator]

WOOOOO GO JERICHO GO!

[Juan]

Nice match, great ending

[Immortal Moose]

lol at Jericho

[Corndad]

Jericho going after Sheamus... interesting.

[Cool King]

I sense a Fatal 4 Way match at Over The Limit.

[Innovator]

4 way at ppv?

[Juan]

#buried

[Innovator]

Let's hear about HHH's condition, sure.

[CSL]

lol at the Arm Bar sign in the crowd. Jericho would be proud

ARM BAR!

http://bit.ly/LA6XSO

[Dukelorange]

Nice match, great ending

A good tag match? On Raw? #AreYouSeriousBro?

In a related story "Me Brock Lesnar; here comes the pain. God gave me muscles, forget to put in brain."

[Innovator]

I want that shirt

[Cool King]

http://bit.ly/LA6XSO

I would like to buy that T-Shirt.

[Immortal Moose]

Yep, it's gonna be a 4 way.

[#1-norm-fan]

... JERICHO'S ON RAW!

Fuck I hate this roster split.

[Juan]

lol @ Orton's "fella"

[Innovator]

Nailed it.

[Cool King]

I sense a Fatal 4 Way match at Over The Limit.

:cool:

[Innovator]

Someone needs to jump Brodus during his entrance.

[Immortal Moose]

... JERICHO'S ON RAW!

Fuck I hate this roster split.

At least it's starting to die down.

[Droford]

never said who was the other 2..

[Corndad]

Hello Fatal 4-way

[Immortal Moose]

lol

[Cool King]

lol Brodus.

[Innovator]

Miz gets an entrance for Brodus!

[el bobbo]

Poor Miz.

[Gone Mad]

OOH, thanks for the heads up, Funkerdactyl!

--calling momma Mad now--

[Innovator]

Maddie?

[#1-norm-fan]

At least it's starting to die down.

Yeah, I don't mind if they end the roster split since it's pretty much not being recognized anymore with everyone being on every show.

But just go all out with it. Combine the titles and such.

[Immortal Moose]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>AT THIS POINT JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF GREENSBORO TONIGHT WITHOUT LOANING RIC FLAIR 20 GRAND. 16-TIME ASSHOLE. FUCK HIM. WHOO. COKE FIEND.</p>&mdash; Cranky Vince (@CrankyVince) <a href="https://twitter.com/CrankyVince/status/199686380878704640" data-datetime="2012-05-08T02:25:17+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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[CSL]

nice modern reference from Miz there

[Cool King]

I feel like that King Hippo joke is totally lost on the majority of the audience. :(

[Dukelorange]

Miz with the King Hippo quote... Golden...

[Corndad]

Nice Punchout Reference Miz

[el bobbo]

Iz The Miz gonna have to hit a bitch?

[Innovator]

I wonder what got over more, Punk's Ferris Bueller line or Miz's King Hippo line.

[Dukelorange]

You're welcome Nintendo...

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL Did Brodus just say "I wanna talk to ya" as he was chasing Miz around the ring?

[Immortal Moose]

Yeah, I don't mind if they end the roster split since it's pretty much not being recognized anymore with everyone being on every show.

But just go all out with it. Combine the titles and such.

I could see that happening sometime over the next few years.

[Gone Mad]

Maddie?

Sup, Inno. :wave:

[#1-norm-fan]

I wonder what got over more, Punk's Ferris Bueller line or Miz's King Hippo line.

Ferris Bueller is definitely less obscure.

[Juan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>AT THIS POINT JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF GREENSBORO TONIGHT WITHOUT LOANING RIC FLAIR 20 GRAND. 16-TIME ASSHOLE. FUCK HIM. WHOO. COKE FIEND.</p>&mdash; Cranky Vince (@CrankyVince) <a href="https://twitter.com/CrankyVince/status/199686380878704640" data-datetime="2012-05-08T02:25:17+00:00">May 8, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Hate these

[Immortal Moose]

Not everyone can sell the headbutt like Ziggler.

[Innovator]

Wow Cameron

[Rollermacka]

Brodus just beat Miz? REALLY? REALLY? REALLY?

[Juan]

They should teach those 2 chicks some more dance moves.

[Innovator]

Sup, Inno. :wave:
Welcome back for however long you're around.

[Immortal Moose]

Hate these

Eh, I'm sure they'll wear on me eventually but not yet... especially when I'm drunk and high.

[Droford]

I bet sheamus felt uncomfortable there

[#1-norm-fan]

I enjoyed that match. Felt old school. Brodus losing would have been a big deal and he was wrestling someone who was actually somewhat established and a former WWE champ. The match actually mattered. I miss that.

[St. Jimmy]

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[Immortal Moose]

They should teach those 2 chicks some more dance moves.

I feel they should work on synchronicity first.

[Fignuts]

god david attenbrough can even make me interested in plants.

I wish I could hire him to follow me around an narrate my life.

[Damndirty]

That's cool! They let Brodus beat Miz. Either Bro is getting a big push or Miz really is getting demoted... or both.

[Gone Mad]

Welcome back for however long you're around.

Thank you, sir. I'll be around a bit more now, trust me on that ;)

[Dukelorange]

I feel they should work on synchronicity first.

This ain't ABDC, and trust me I'm not watching them for that...

[Immortal Moose]

Punk just tweeted this:
https://p.twimg.com/AsVv1twCMAAQt6x.jpg

hmmm

[St. Jimmy]

This is going to save the show.

[Immortal Moose]

This ain't ABDC, and trust me I'm not watching them for that...

True.

[#1-norm-fan]

Punk just tweeted this:
https://p.twimg.com/AsVv1twCMAAQt6x.jpg

hmmm

... No way...

[Immortal Moose]

FUCK YES

[CSL]

outstanding

[el bobbo]

HEYMAN!

[Innovator]

holy fuck

[dronepool]

PAUL!!

[Gone Mad]

PAUL FUCKIN' HEYMAN!

WOOOO!! Give him a mic!

[#1-norm-fan]

OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Corndad]

PAUL F'n HEYMAN!

[Cool King]

Fantastic!

[#1-norm-fan]

WHATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

[DirtyD]

AWESOME!!!!!!

[Keith]

Paul Heyman!

Maybe a one shot thing, but hell yeah!

[Innovator]

HEYMANHEYMANHEYMANHEYMAN

[Dukelorange]

This crowd officially blows... no pop for Paul...

[#1-norm-fan]

I just had multiple wrestling nerd-gasms.

[dronepool]

Every time some one says "Brock Lesnar" they should dub Heyman's voice over it.

[Damndirty]

Yeah, I don't mind if they end the roster split since it's pretty much not being recognized anymore with everyone being on every show.

But just go all out with it. Combine the titles and such.

I'm a supporter of bringing the rosters back together. To me, having two top titles is like each only having half the glory the originally one top title had. Keeping the roster split also takes away the magic of unpredictability.

[wolfman]

its the boss

[Innovator]

WWE Creative ‏ <s>@</s>WWE_Creative (https://twitter.com/#%21/WWE_Creative) Our run sheet just says: " <s>@</s>HeymanHustle (https://twitter.com/#%21/HeymanHustle) comes out and fixes our Brock Lesnar booking" <s>#</s>RAWTonight (https://twitter.com/#%21/search/%23RAWTonight)

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Paul Heyman's back

[Keith]

I could listen to Paul Heyman talk about anything all day and all night.

[Keith]

This crowd is dead.

[#1-norm-fan]

The lack of a reaction for Heyman was expected but also made me sad...

Wish they could have done this in a wrestling town. Can you imagine the reaction that would have gotten in Philly???

[Juan]

Paul E. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

[Fignuts]

god I missed heyman

[Immortal Moose]

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[Heisenberg]

The crowd is pissing me off, Heyman is back!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>So glad I didn't see that Punk tweet before Heyman came out. Great promo this is.</font>

[Droford]

The lack of a reaction for Heyman was expected but also made me sad...

Wish they could have done this in a wrestling town. Can you imagine the reaction that would have gotten in Philly???

I guess Greensboro isn't much of a wrestling town lately, but it was.

[Gone Mad]

We need more Paul Heyman in our lives.

Even if he comes out to read his mail, I will be happy.

[#1-norm-fan]

"CM Punk faces the man who helpled inure John Cena last week in a 2 on 1 handicap match... Lord Tensai!"

Was that a fat joke, King!?

[Corndad]

Loved that. Gives HHH time to "heal" setting up a later Brock/HHH match, probably either SummerSlam or Survivor Series.

[Innovator]

Man if Heyman came back in Chicago

[#1-norm-fan]

I hope that wasn't a one time thing for Heyman.

[St. Jimmy]

Man if Heyman came back in Chicago

Right?!

[Droford]

"CM Punk faces the man who helpled inure John Cena last week in a 2 on 1 handicap match... Lord Tensai!"

Was that a fat joke, King!?

Maybe Japanese Ricardo Rodriguez is wrestling too

[#1-norm-fan]

Man if Heyman came back in Chicago

Chicago... Philly... THE GARDEN. Bah Gawd, can you imagine that return in THE GARDEN???

[Innovator]

All WWE guys who can't talk should give Heyman written statements.

[#1-norm-fan]

I think I'm watching the German feed of Raw too. No idea what is going on with these commercial breaks. lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Should I know these guys?

[Innovator]

LOL Sraight Edge

[Cool King]

Isn't that "Common Law" show just like that "Psych" show?

It seems like it is anyway. :-\

[Gone Mad]

-- PEEPS UNITE! IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!! --

[Innovator]

YES