Swish's Very Own Wrestling Thread!

[Swish]

again, is this supposed to make me laugh or something

Iginfest? or should I say Incest?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No no, you were correct the first time.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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? :-\

This feels like when The Rock went through everyone elses catchphrases before his own.

[XL]

^^ Is this supposed to intemidate me, or make go LOL. Oh I find this funny?. Not working XL or sould I say Xango Licking....
No. No you should not say Xango Licking. Although it does make sense - which is an improvement on most of what you say here - it's neither funny, nor insulting.

[whiteyford]

I lost all respect for you after that sham about your 1st match, blading on a schoolboy ffs.

[MoFo]

Is this that fat emo cunt Nexus?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

That's the one

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yep.

[MikeyMike]

Haters gonna hate.

[Swish]

Is this that fat emo cunt Nexus?

Ha Ha gotta love MoFo

However, to call someone FAT!!!. One only has to look at Xero
and remember just how fat this guy was, specially when he was holding
up a lighter pretending to be some sort of action hero lmfao

[whiteyford]

key word there is 'was'.

[Swish]

The Rise

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http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2328753.jpg

The Fall

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[Nark Order]

Yes. I'm sure he's gently weeping to himself on his gigantic pile of money.

[CSL]

nope

[K.Smoke]

i know i know he got money but come on... a tutu! and it was pink!

[Swish]

We all know what happened the last time Jericho faced Cena.

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I really want WWE to play this clip in a promo, they have
yet to do this, Punk should have mentioned this during their fued.

[#1-norm-fan]

Every time someone faces John Cena, they get fired?

Also, I have no idea what context this clip would be useful in.

I am very confused about what you're trying to say right now.

[Swish]

Every time someone faces John Cena, they get fired?

Also, I have no idea what context this clip would be useful in.

I am very confused about what you're trying to say right now.

I'll edit my post, i mean we all know what happened the last time Jericho faced Cena, he got fired cause he couldn't beat him.. Are they really just forgetting the whole storyline with PUNK?

[Rammsteinmad]

What storyline with Punk?

[Schlomey]

I'm confused so I'm not posting in this thread...wait...

[Volare]

AH HA!

[Kane Knight]

CM Punk needs to drop more pipe BOMBS.

[Swish]

When a WWE Star becomes a champion, do they actually get to keep the title belt? just wondering, or do they get a replica version of the belt?

[Rammsteinmad]

I was allowed to keep mine. Hope that answers your question. :)

[Shisen Kopf]

They don't get to keep the belt but they get a bottle of champagne and a ham.

[Big Vic]

No they have to buy a fisher price replica.

[Emperor Smeat]

Might have been the Rock or someone else that mentioned they get to keep a replica if given the opportunitny. I think the leather just gets placed from the real belt to the replica when the WWE wants to replace leather for a new champion.

I think it was The Rock as well that mentioned recently custom belts get kept as the actual belt.

[Swish]

reason I asked was cause on the dvd's you'll see a wrestler such as The Rock
standing behind a case full of all the titles he had won. including the IC title

[Saving Grace]

more than likely replicas either purchased to them or gifted to them by WWE or the ogranization. The only belts I know of that are originals that were given to the wrestlers were the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Titles. After WCW shut down and the assets sold to WWE, those belts were given to Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio. The only other confirmed one I know of is Rhyno holds the original versions of both the ECW Television and Heavyweight belts as gifted to him by Paul Heyman when he closed the doors in 2001.

[el bobbo]

They don't get to keep the belt but they get a bottle of champagne and a ham.

That's the reason I wanted to wrestle when I was growing up.

[Shisen Kopf]

I heard in wcw they gave the rasslers 3 tickets to six flags over Georgia, a box of wine, and a one year membership to the jelly of the month club.

[MoFo]

I had an old WWE magazine where it showed HHH has an original belt framed in his front room (forget what it is, may have been the European belt)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho is the man.

[Swish]

Only just found out about this head over to
http://wweeuroshop.com/index.asp

And check it out, it says WWESHOP.com will become the one
hole website for ordering items, Euroshop are having major discounts
yes, you can now buy a Cena Sucks t shirt for only £2.50

[#BROKEN Hasney]

In Extra Small, like most of the stuff left.

Shame, I wanted that Corre shirt.

[Optimus Bone 69]

Got alot of stuff a couple of weeks ago in adult sizes

[CSL]

yah, been like that for about a month or so now, was a bunch of stuff on there

[Swish]

Let's say WWE offered you a 4 year contract. With a
World Title Shot!!. But Let's say you sign with them. and you win the royal
rumble, after being with the company for 3 years, and are now headlining Wrestlemania (you know you'll win at mania). But you over hear talking
backstage about how Vince is attempting to screw you.
(reasons unknown). But you also get an offer from TNA.

Earnings from WWE: $5300,00 per month
Earnings from TNA (if you sign with tna): $5800.00 per month

What do you????.

[Tazz Dan]

If I signed for WWE with those guarantees for that money, Vince wouldn't be screwing me, I'd be screwing myself.

[Tazz Dan]

In saying that, I'd still sign with WWE.

[RiX1024]

WWE: guaranteed contract, title shot and a lot of publicity

TNA: decent cash, better schedules.....a better chance to be myself.


the question is....how can I survive earning $300.00 a year????

[RiX1024]

serious...I'd go to WWE and before Vince screws me I sod off to TNA on the sneak.

[Swish]

ok let's change the wages, to Monthly pay.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

per month is still ridiculously low.

[Swish]

changed it again ;').

[Tazz Dan]

This thread is a sham.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That's better. WWE. TNA has about maybe 2% of WWE's mainstream appeal.

[Swish]

This thread is a sham.

How So???.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Also if you sign for WWE, win the title and headline Wrestlemania, but then get screwed at some point to the extent where you quit or are released from WWE, TNA would still be snapping at your heels just for the chance to sign a former WWE champion anyway.

Also in your scenario, if they both offered you the contracts at the same time then you wouldn't know about the Vince screwing you thing yet, so definitely WWE.

[Tazz Dan]

How So???.

You lured me in here with an offer of $300,000 a year, but doubled that offer for everyone else's reply. You've changed man.

[Jura]

http://americanmuslimmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/free-sham-wow.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

I see what you did there

[Tazz Dan]

Jura's post is still less of a sham than this thread though :'(

[Rammsteinmad]

No way could TNA ever pay more than a Wrestlemania-Main-Event-Calibre wrestler.

And if I overheard of a pending screwjob, it'd make more sense to just walk in on them and ask what's going on.

[Swish]

You lured me in here with an offer of $300,000 a year, but doubled that offer for everyone else's reply. You've changed man.

It's all about the money, am a greedy bastard ;')

[Xero]

These clauses would never be in any contract Vince draws up.

TNA, on the other hand...

[KIRA]

Which is why I'm sure TNA contracts come written in crayon with a big smily face at the end

[Tom Guycott]

I would use the "screwing" information to publicly re-negotiate (read: blackball) my contract, and add in this stip:

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/d/d4/Monday_Night_Raw.jpg
STARRING TOM GUYCOTThttp://img.printfection.com/14/54041/r7FOk.jpg


Worked for Brock Lesnar, it'll work for me.

[Gertner]

WWE, because aspiring young wrestlers don't grow up dreaming of one day reaching the Minor Leagues.

[MoFo]

No Swish, I would rather carry on signing on and not being famous.

Scousetard.

[K.Smoke]

Probably Head to TNA to build Character more since it worked for Christian. I think a promotion jump would put me in the spotlight of TNA probably gain me a few championship mark up my worth and put me in a better situation with the WWE in the future. WWE is very unpredictable with talent. Better to go with the surer move. My ultimate goal would be
the WWE though.

[Fox]

WWE. No question. A Royal Rumble win and a World Title victory at Mania? That makes you "the man" these days.

If you went to TNA first, Vince would always and forevermore look at you as "a TNA guy" and put you through a world of shit when you did eventually come to his company. You would have to do the whole job to the stars for a year thing before ever getting a spot near the top, and even then, you would never be one of "Vince's boys" like Cena, Orton, Undertaker, Triple H and Michaels. You would always be a Booker T or a Tazz or a RVD to him - a main event player, but never "the man."

And if things didn't work out and you did get "screwed", you go to TNA and make good money for a smaller schedule. Then one day you go back to WWE to finish off your career.

[whiteyford]

Earnings from WWE: $5300,00 per month
Earnings from TNA (if you sign with tna): $5800.00 per month

What do you????.

$530,000 a month for 3 years, fuck yeah son.

Not sure where your 'logic' comes in here though, 3 years with a main event slot at 'Mania then screwed over. Or TNA, who would give their right nut to sign a WWE main eventer & 'Mania headliner and would no doubt pay ypu a ricockulous amount of money for the priviledge of working 3/4 dates a month....yeah pretty simple stuff here. :wtf:

[KayfabeMan]

Would not sign with WWE.

Would debate signing with TNA.

Money thing isn't an issue really - and the 'dream' of WWE is not the same place it was when I was a little kid, so for me it'd be more about work rate, enjoying my position, traveling and flexibility, etc. than about money / 'so-called WWE fame' or titles or anything like that.

[Scott Roberts]

WWE. No question. A Royal Rumble win and a World Title victory at Mania? That makes you "the man" these days.

If you went to TNA first, Vince would always and forevermore look at you as "a TNA guy" and put you through a world of shit when you did eventually come to his company. You would have to do the whole job to the stars for a year thing before ever getting a spot near the top, and even then, you would never be one of "Vince's boys" like Cena, Orton, Undertaker, Triple H and Michaels. You would always be a Booker T or a Tazz or a RVD to him - a main event player, but never "the man."

And if things didn't work out and you did get "screwed", you go to TNA and make good money for a smaller schedule. Then one day you go back to WWE to finish off your career.

This. I wouldn't trust TNA to make me a star, but a guaranteed Royal Rumble shot and then hearing "...and your newwwwwwww WWE champion... SCOTT ROBERTS" after the main event of Wrestlemania? Yes please! WWE is just a better company than TNA overall.

[Gertner]

Probably Head to TNA to build Character more since it worked for Christian. I think a promotion jump would put me in the spotlight of TNA probably gain me a few championship mark up my worth and put me in a better situation with the WWE in the future. WWE is very unpredictable with talent. Better to go with the surer move. My ultimate goal would be
the WWE though.

It did not work for Christian. He was stuck in ECW for a long time and then got the title because there was nobody left on Smackdown.

[abec]

You'd make WAY more money in WWE, merchandise if you had a title shot would be fucking ridiculous.

What you propsoed is similar to what was in Jericho's book, WCW offered him like $750k a year, WWE only $300k a year but with merchandise options. Nash and Hall both said they looked forward to that ( merchandise ) check more than anything else.

[K.Smoke]

It did not work for Christian. He was stuck in ECW for a long time and then got the title because there was nobody left on Smackdown.




He went to TNA after ECW

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No he didn't

[Swish]

So why did they only ever do 1 commercial free Raw?.
Do you think Raw would do better as being commercial free,

Would they earn more money or less?

[Swish]

You'd make WAY more money in WWE, merchandise if you had a title shot would be fucking ridiculous.

What you propsoed is similar to what was in Jericho's book, WCW offered him like $750k a year, WWE only $300k a year but with merchandise options. Nash and Hall both said they looked forward to that ( merchandise ) check more than anything else.

Yes but merchandising check's are only giving to popular guy's.

So you'd be starting out from the bottom, with a rumble win, and a
mania title shot, during the 3 years within WWE. at any given time...

[Ruien]

Put me with the WWE. 3 years of savings and I am looking pretty good money wise.

[itsmeJD]

Yes but merchandising check's are only giving to popular guy's.

So you'd be starting out from the bottom, with a rumble win, and a
mania title shot, during the 3 years within WWE. at any given time...

WWE. No brainer.

[taker707]

they did two of them and i quite enjoyed some of the commercial skits they did.

[Kane Knight]

Less.

[Swish]

they did two of them and i quite enjoyed some of the commercial skits they did.

When was the 2nd one? I remember the first one
they did with Trump as GM!!!.

[Hanso Amore]

How would they earn more money you fucking monger?

[Hanso Amore]

Swish: Its like a fat nasty turd smashing into a homeless mans asshole in a failed docking attempt.

[Swish]

Swish: Its like a fat nasty turd smashing into a homeless mans asshole in a failed docking attempt.

Yes I know man it's amazing, turd's are sexy.

[Curd]

Yes I know man it's amazing, turd's are sexy.

+Rep

[Razzamajazz]

turd's

[taker707]

When was the 2nd one? I remember the first one
they did with Trump as GM!!!.



http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/wwe-news/wwe-raw-commercial-free-on-may-17th.php

[Vastardikai]

To be honest, I don't think I could handle the load. The chronic pain I'm in to begin with when I stand on my feet for long periods of time would cause a painkiller addiction, not to mention all the abuse.

If I were a manager, possibly. But managers have no place in WWE.

[DLVH84]

I'd say not until I have a good few years of experience under my belt (at least 4-5), paying my dues, touring the world (i.e. Canada, Mexico, Japan, Europe, Puerto Rico, etc.), learning different styles of pro wrestling (i.e. shoot, catch, lucha, hardcore, etc.).

And when I feel I am ready, that's when I'd go for it.

[CSL]

lol

[Ruien]

I'd say not until I have a good few years of experience under my belt (at least 4-5), paying my dues, touring the world (i.e. Canada, Mexico, Japan, Europe, Puerto Rico, etc.), learning different styles of pro wrestling (i.e. shoot, catch, lucha, hardcore, etc.).

And when I feel I am ready, that's when I'd go for it.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RP]

Lol yah. All the diva road poon id be getting. Ofcourse I would.

[CSL]

who needs "diva road poon", money, marketability/the ability to make more money, fame/recognition, stability, a wider audience etc when you can uncomfortably travel all over the world for small/next to non-existent payoffs and the "local rat poon"

[CSL]

fucking paying my dues and touring the world

[DLVH84]

Call me old fashioned.

[Mr. Nerfect]

No, the WWE should never do another commercial free RAW. It would single-handed put the WWE out of business forever.

[Kane Knight]

How would they earn more money you fucking monger?

CM Punk would out-fund all other commercials ever.

[Swish]

They should do one this year, they should make the 1k Raw a commercial free.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The 1000th RAW is the last RAW they should ever make commercial free.

[Lock Jaw]

What about the 2000th?

[Swish]

Seriously checking his facebook, before and it's over 1k wtf?.

His news rumor reports are annoying as hell.
They make no sense, I swear a 5 year old could do better.

"Cena, Wins Money in the Bank, No Miz".



Done.

[Kane Knight]

If only you were done.

[Kane Knight]

How the fuck does Ryan Clark have that many friends when a super cool bro like Swish only has three?

[Kane Knight]

Two are his mom and dad, for those wondering.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He seems like hes the kinda db that would like his own posts.

[Gass]

Why does everyone hate Ryan Clark around here?? He seems like a very chill and fly 'bro.' I bet his penis is pretty big.

[TheAdamEvansFan]

Roar.

[Keith]

Now that RAW is going to 3 hours, no way WWE does a commercial free show.

[Swish]

We heard recently from a top secret source, inside wwe.

That John Cena will cash in his MITB at the 1k episode of Raw
defeating CM PUNK!!. And revealing a new championship belt.

Stay tunned for more news.


Edit: My Predictions are more powerful than Ryan's xD

[Big Vic]

I'm thinking Ziggler will cash in on the 1000th raw, not Cena. I see Cena losing his cash in match.

[Swish]

It's only a rumor right now, wwe can change this last minute

[Shisen Kopf]

i heard that Ryback is going to beat ziggler and cena tonight and take both their money in the bank title shots. Then he will cash them both in on the 1000th Raw at the same time and beat Sheamus and Punk. He will then hold the belts for the next 15 years.

[Xero]

Read that as "deleting CM Punk".

[Swish]

Read that as "deleting CM Punk".

It clearly says defeating your eye sight ok buddy?

[Steveviscious89]

It's only a rumor right now, wwe can change this last minute

And likely will just for the sake of doing something other than what was expected. Idiots......

[Big Vic]

It clearly says defeating your eye sight ok buddy?Oooooooooooooooooooo

[Keith]

I believe CM Punk will lose the WWE Championship at Summerslam.

If WWE views this 1,000th RAW (and the change to 3 hours) as some sort of "new beginning" moving forward, they should have Ziggler cash in.

[Swish]

I believe CM Punk will lose the WWE Championship at Summerslam.

If WWE views this 1,000th RAW (and the change to 3 hours) as some sort of "new beginning" moving forward, they should have Ziggler cash in.

Think about it though, we haven't had a title change on a Raw
show in ages, the 1000th episode seems just the right time to make it happen.

[Kane Knight]

Stay tunned for more news.

Like your mom?

[Swish]

Like your mom?

Yes if she was still alive.

[Swish]

Looks like my headline is coming true :D.

[Kane Knight]

Yes if she was still alive.

Her obesity finally claimed her?

[Swish]

Her obesity finally claimed her?

Yes but let's not try to derail my thread, :)

Thoughts on my news headline coming true???h haha xD

[Nicky Fives]

Cena will cash in and be the first to lose, via shenanigans.....

[Swish]

Cena will cash in and be the first to lose, via shenanigans.....

He's obviously set to beat Punk, Doubt they'd want Punk
to retain the title on such a special edition of Raw.

And plus from the looks of the new belt, i'd say it fits cena.

[VSG]

Stay stunned for more news

#3/16

[Kane Knight]

Yes but let's not try to derail my thread, :)

Thoughts on my news headline coming true???h haha xD

You are now as accurate as Ryan Clark.

[YOUR Hero]

Hogan wins
yah

[Swish]

What are your thoughts, Do you think Taker will return next week??
If so, Do you think he'll be feuding with anyone, or just show up?

[DLVH84]

Show up and give Heath Slater a major tombstone.

[Swish]

So yes when the old wwe stars die off eventually. What's going to happen with the Royal Rumble? surely they won't be able to host any more.. ??

[Keith]

Why?

Most of WWE's roster is young, and nothing has happened with the Royal Rumble.

As long as Triple H is in WWE, they'll honor tradition. Triple H understands the history of WWE and the business in general.

[Mr. Pierre]

I think you plant seeds for Taker/Lesnar at WM29.

I'd have to really think about the whole picture as to how it would play out, but in short, I'd have Lesnar destroy Taker to "send a message" to Triple H. As if to say "look what I did in 10 minutes that you couldn't do at two separate Manias."

It would have to be a very convincing beat down in order for it to kickoff a huge money making match for Mania. Lesnar can bust him open (ala the Extreme Rules "shoot style" on Cena in the very beginning of the match, but even more brutal), even tear up his classic jacket that he wears to the ring, break his arm, etc. I think it would be a very memorable and lasting image to see Taker get beat down that badly without any use of weapons.

It would be very effective in helping Lesnar get tons of heat back after a loss to Cena and a long absence.

[Shadrick]

EVERYBODY STOP....


AND DO THE SWISH!

[Swish]

EVERYBODY STOP....


AND DO THE SWISH!

Been wanting someone to mention this haha :).

[Swish]

I can't seem to watch RAW anymore. or PPV's for that matter.
I'm at that age, were WWE feels shit, Ok fair enough they are trying
to get some old legends back, I'll give them credit..

But lately, they lack on storylines, wrestlers wanting to improve.
or make it. (just looking for fame). Sell Out's and much more.

I'd be more than happy if they brought back Vince Russo.
at least he made the attitude era. he was the one that started it all..

Yet he get's hated. Come on...

Vince doesn't have a clue how to run the company, he only knows
how to profit, and turn it to the children. That's were he get's his billions from.

The storylines, always seem to be repeats too. How many times
are we going to see, John Cena, win the title?. and loose it?,.

It's about time he passed the touch onto someone else. and retire.

CM PUNK: He's the guy that could break WWE, bring back the attitude era
Bring back fucking Nexus. Punk the stable killer.

As for the rest well, wake me up when WWE start's getting exciting.

[Ruien]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=99933&page=765 is your friend.

[Swish]

I'm not sure if someone's already asked this, but
Wasn't the Hardcore Title the wing eagled championship which
Bret Hart had trashed/wrecked, ????????

[Swish]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=99933&page=765 is your friend.

No it's not, I'd have posted it in their already...

Stop being a smart ass.

[Schlomey]

Raw is turning 1,000. Huge accomplishment and they appear to have huge plans in order. Perhaps it is not the WWE. Perhaps it is your inability to be satisfied after years of watching the highs and lows. Maybe now is a good time for you to step away. Get off the internet. And lastly, after time, you may remember why you loved the sport...Or more than likely you will go away completely realizing it has ran it's course in your life.

[James Steele]

I imagine they will do like they did before 2002...just fill the Rumble with active wrestlers and maybe a celebrity. Until the 02 Rumble, there were never a bunch of "legends". The biggest prior to 02 might have been Vader's WWE debut. 2002 started this whole trend because it was so successful (they brought back Goldust, Mr. Perfect, Big Bossman, The Godfather, and Val Venis). They did that gimmick because of the rest of the card was loaded (McMahon vs Flair, Rock vs Jericho, Regal vs Edge, Dudleyz vs Spike/Tazz) and they needed to add some recognizable midcard talent to the match to keep it from just being about Taker/HHH/Angle/Big Show/Kane.

[Swish]

Raw is turning 1,000. Huge accomplishment and they appear to have huge plans in order. Perhaps it is not the WWE. Perhaps it is your inability to be satisfied after years of watching the highs and lows. Maybe now is a good time for you to step away. Get off the internet. And lastly, after time, you may remember why you loved the sport...Or more than likely you will go away completely realizing it has ran it's course in your life.

I grew up watching RAW, from 1995, onwards to the attitude era,
then finally giving up on it all together in 2007.

The invasion angle kept me glued, as I wanted to see how
it would end up panning out, but of course, WWE turned out victors.

Now when all the main guy's like Austin, Rock started leaving
due to injury's, and or making movies, that's when I began to loose interest.

I realized WWE would never be the same again.

Vince came up with the idea about targeting the younger generation
and used John Cena as the scape goat for that product. It was a huge succcess, so We get the blood, and tables taken away. and replaced with crappy PG versions of HELL IN A CELL, and FALLS COUNT ANYWERE MATCHS.

In my eyes though WWE has always brought in Kids as viewers,
if you go back far as the start like 1980 to Hulk Hogan, to the taped shows, you'll see how packed the arena's were filled with kidss supporting the likes of Undertaker. Now the arena's are filled with adults and just a small portion of children/teenagers. why? because it's an adult product, yet Vince seems to not realize this at all. he just cares about money money money.

[Schlomey]

Well without money there is no product. Please remember, it is hard for me to do so honestly, that WE are the minority and the majority loves poop jokes and dancing dinosaurs who don't do much else.

[James Steele]

Quit watching. Watch TNA. Do something other than bitch about how shitty everything is thanks to Vince Russo not being around. Also, the "WWE is too geared toward children" thing is bullshit. They do have elements geared toward children, but is far from Sesame Street with steel chairs.

[Shisen Kopf]

You should watch OCW Swish. That's where it's at!

[Swish]

Quit watching. Watch TNA. Do something other than bitch about how shitty everything is thanks to Vince Russo not being around. Also, the "WWE is too geared toward children" thing is bullshit. They do have elements geared toward children, but is far from Sesame Street with steel chairs.

Name one moment when we've had someone go at the top
of the cell since turning PG?. You can't I rest my case.

The HHH vs Taker Hell in a Cell match was all pg bull crap.

And TNA is even more poo.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Too much muck, I say!

LET IT BE CLEANED!

[Swish]

Seriously, why do all my threads always get placed into here?.

If anymore threads get placed in here, I'm leaking a private message sent to me
from Triple N I don't care anymore.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It looks as if these threads have been merged into one handy dandy time saver by the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative.

[Shadrick]

*is still doin the Swish*

[Swish]

well since this is my own thread, i might as well talk to myself.

Hey swish, how's life man?

[Swish]

going greatt dude thanks for asking, :). what about you?

[Swish]

yay awesome bro, cant wait till raw next week ya know?

[Swish]

neither can i dude, it's going to be the shitz..

[Swish]

Weather is shit over too, rain and rain and sun and rain =/

[Swish]

It's fucking hot over here man, i'm getting tanned to fuck

[Swish]

Do you know how to do the swish?

[Swish]

yeah man, if you got the moves you got the swishing

[Swish]

how boring is this mega thread ey swish???:lol:

[Swish]

just getting it on the bumping swish man :)

[Swish]

love this thread, thanks for making it guy's :).

[Swish]

l;et us talk wcw. for a few hours :D

[Swish]

So he'll return, win the Rumble,
and go on to headline wrestlemania to face The Rock.

This would make one of the best wrestlemania match's of all time.


I've always wished Austin vs Taker happened at Mania
instead of A cold day in hell....

[RP]

I like that, but why is Undertaker returning? I thought he was done.

[Swish]

I like that, but why is Undertaker returning? I thought he was done.

I really think he's got a few match's left in him, I mean
his new outfit, stated he was returning, I doubt they'd go through
all that effort just for one episode of Raw.

[whiteyford]

Wasn't it the same as his 'Mania get up?

[Swish]

Wasn't it the same as his 'Mania get up?

I dunno, did his outfit for Raw have like spikes all over the trench coat?

[VSG]

Yes

[whiteyford]

Yes.

[VSG]

Sorry wigga, I stole your spot.

[whiteyford]

Thought we were startng a Yes chant, way to ruin the moment...

[Shisen Kopf]

Undertaker is gonna come back and challenge John Cena to a streak vs jorts match. UT will win and Cena will never be able to jort it up anymore. Thus leading to a heel turn.

[Pintint]

Undertaker should grow his hair again, looks very old with the bald head...

[VSG]

Thought we were startng a Yes chant, way to ruin the moment...

This would have been beautiful. I am sorry :'(

[Keith]

I think Undertaker will wrestle at Survivor Series.

Maybe a feud with Punk is in the cards once CM Punk moves away from Cena.

[Logan]

I think it's more his physique that made him look older. He looks like he has less muscle mass the last year or so. It didn't help he was standing next to Kane, who might be in the best shape of his life.

I was also disheartened when i saw that taker had lost a lot of the muscle tone he had.

However, I think that's a result due to his surgeries since WM 27, and I'm guessing he probably made some lifestyle changes since then, and heeding a saying from one of the posters on here of "taker(ing) it easy."

I'd guess that if he got back into his routine, he could get at least some of it back by SSeries or w.e hes set to return.

[Eklipse]

I really think he's got a few match's left in him, I mean
his new outfit, stated he was returning, I doubt they'd go through
all that effort just for one episode of Raw.

He had new gloves on too. Caused a wardrobe malfunction. Couldn't get his jacket off at the start of the match. The camera actually cut away from him so people at home wouldn't see it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

To be fair, those jackets can be quite tricky.

[DLVH84]

I think it's more his physique that made him look older. He looks like he has less muscle mass the last year or so. It didn't help he was standing next to Kane, who might be in the best shape of his life.

Yeah, you got to remember, he has been wrestling for nearly 30 years (it will be 30 in 2014), so it's normal that the wear and tear is going to show.

[Brigstocke]

He will be the Raw Legend that Heath Slater inevitably beats to start his 7 year undefeated streak.

[whiteyford]

By submission?

[Brigstocke]

Guitar shot, he's a one man baaaaand bebe.

[whiteyford]

That does make more sense.

[drmayberry7]

He had new gloves on too. Caused a wardrobe malfunction. Couldn't get his jacket off at the start of the match. The camera actually cut away from him so people at home wouldn't see it.

I saw it.

[drmayberry7]

I dunno, did his outfit for Raw have like spikes all over the trench coat?

It's the Undertaker's new super-shredder gimmick.

[Rock Bottom]

If we assume in the OP (as trollish as it seems) that The Rock is the WWE champion going into Wrestlemania, which is a possibility, why would he face The Undertaker? The match would be great. No doubt, it'd make some people happy. You have The Undertaker and this "streak," which has demonstrated a shelf life, and The Rock, one of the most popular guys ever.

Problem is, one of them has to lose. If The Rock loses, he passes the title to... The Undertaker? Doesn't make sense. If Taker loses, I think people are just going to scratch their heads while they watch the Rock celebrate with the WWE title after ending the streak. The Rock would have beaten the game and you'd see credits on the Titan Tron.

Not to be rude, it just doesn't make much sense to me, especially when you consider what the WWE has invested in The Rock since his return. He practically bulldozed Miz and R-Truth (who had a good deal of steam at the time) on his way to John Cena, then beat him too, no problem. I think the WWE has different plans for The Rock.

He may become WWE champion as previously speculated, but if he loses it at Wrestlemania, it will probably be to someone else, whom the WWE feels is their next big flag bearer for the future. I believe the WWE's reasons for wanting The Rock to get the strap, if they even do, wouldn't really need much explanation, for obvious reasons. However, one of the obvious things that really sticks out is the media exposure that would come with such a big movie star "making his big return" and winning the championship. It'd put a big focus on the WWE championship meaning something.

But, for that matter, The Rock might not be in line to get the title at all. They might simply need an open-ended reason, like him wanting a title shot, to explain why they're slapping him up against an opponent they haven't even decided on yet for the Royal Rumble.

Anyway, short version, I'm not exactly sure how The Rock will be handled come Wrestlemania, but I'm fairly sure he isn't going to be having a match with the Undertaker for the WWE title.

[Rock Bottom]

I really think the WWE has no idea what they're even doing at this point so I'm not going to pretend like I do.

[Curd]

Undertaker should grow his hair again, looks very old with the bald head...

I know Mark Callaway is a legitimate badass and all, and is definitely considered a stud to be married to K2, but his face looked like an aging David Bowie due to the makeup. I would like him better with the makeup-less biker look for his face while maintaining his Druid robes so that he looks like an ancient warlock, which would totally be aligned with his overall gimmick.

I believe it could pass in PG WWE because it's not far off from Harry Potter. Taker could even Tombstone Voldemort as part of an HP film crossover promotion. :shifty:

[Sepholio]

Undertaker Vs Kane.

If you don't think that intense stare down between them at RAW1000 meant this is inevitable then you are smoking way better chronic than I am.

[Logan]

Undertaker Vs Kane.

If you don't think that intense stare down between them at RAW1000 meant this is inevitable then you are smoking way better chronic than I am.

I wouldn't be surprised if the E did nothing in regards to ending that unfinished business feud between kane and taker from i think it was late 2010.

I understand why they went with the possibly 1 time reuniting of the B.O.D, but I was disappointed that taker didn't take out kane at the end of that squash segment for what happened way back when.

:nono:

[KyleEmmott]

Undertaker should grow his hair again, looks very old with the bald head...

I couldn't agree more. He's just not the same Undertaker, grow it out!

[Theo Dious]

I would like him better with the makeup-less biker look for his face while maintaining his Druid robes so that he looks like an ancient warlock, which would totally be aligned with his overall gimmick.

I've been thinking for a good while that he also ought to let his hair grow in white. That would look seriously kickass with this whole setup.

[Shisen Kopf]

Undertaker should come out and say that he is tired of being an undertaker and is making a career change. He is now DJ at a titty bar and he changes his character accordingly.

[Pintint]

Undertaker should come out and say that he is tired of being an undertaker and is making a career change. He is now DJ at a titty bar and he changes his character accordingly.

:rofl:

Wait, why is he hanging out with McCool then? She has no tits...

[Cool King]

I think the Undertaker is done now. I doubt he'll be having any more matches and will only be making appearances now, but IF he does have another match, I get the feeling it'll be his absolute last match and that it'll be against either John Cena or Kane and it'll be used to put an end to The Undertaker character all together.

I don't think it'll be at WrestleMania though, but if it is, then I'm sure it'll be at WrestleMania XXX and that The Undertaker would be losing the match and giving more reason and a more "grander" story to the end of The Undertaker.

The reason for me thinking it'll be at WrestleMania XXX is because if he is to face Cena in his last match, then WrestleMania XXX would be the place, as I get the feeling we'll be seeing Rock/Cena II at WrestleMania XXIX. I think we'll see Rock/Punk for the WWE Championship at Royal Rumble and The Rock wins. CM Punk has his rematch at Elimination Chamber but falls short. Meanwhile, Cena wins the Elimination Chamber match to determine the Number One Contender for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania XXIX.

The match between Cena & Rock happens and Cena wins and becomes Champion. Then whatever happens during 2013 happens and Cena loses his title, and either at Survivor Series or Royal Rumble 2014, The Undertaker or Cena challenge the other to a match at WrestleMania XXX while both remaining as faces.

WrestleMania XXX comes along and Cena wins, thus ending The Undertaker and something memorable happens to The Undertaker to create a "WrestleMania Moment", for example, The Undertaker is lying in the ring, it's dark and the bells are sounding and his Druid's come out and he get's struck by lightning and is gone. Something like that.

If he faces Kane, it'll probably be at Survivor Series, where The Undertaker began and Undertaker will lose. Probably in either a Casket Match or a Buried Alive Match and something memorable will happen to The Undertaker after the match, like what I said about WrestleMania XXX.

[Shisen Kopf]

Undertaker will be in a triple threat match vs Kane and Big Show and Kane will pin big show and undertakers streak will end w/out ever being pinned. Then he'll say one more match and will lose to Ryback.

[Rock Bottom]

Cena ain't fighting Rock at WM for the title. Damn man. Think this thing through!

[Keith]

The only way I'd get into another Rock/Cena feud is if Rock is heel.

We had a "heel Rock" in 2003, but we haven't had a "heel WWE Champion Rock" in a long ass time.

[tjogo]

As Smackdown GM

[stultiloquy]

I would like him better with the makeup-less biker look for his face while maintaining his Druid robes so that he looks like an ancient warlock, which would totally be aligned with his overall gimmick.

Yeah, I'm not sure what intentions are with regard to his current visual style, but it definitely leans toward that direction; I half-expected him to start handing out bizarre potions as he made his way to the ring.


Undertaker should grow his hair again, looks very old with the bald head...
I agree, with that lazy mohawk it just looks as though someone pranked him while he was drunk.

All of that aside, I'm not sure he should come back.
He looked really sallow and skinny (for him anyway) on RAW, and I could tell he was gassed midway through the match. Not only that, but his movements and punches, etc. just seemed to lack the energy they used to have.

It could be that he was just going through the motions because it was only RAW and not a big PPV, but in my opinion it was not a good showing.

[Brigstocke]

Imagine the heel heat someone could get from cheating to end the streak.... Heath Slater is that man baaaaaaaaby

[Morrisey]

John Cena vs Undertaker is the best choice for WrestleMania, although maybe Taker will veto that to keep up his streak of great Mania matches from the past few years...

I agree with Rock Bottom that there is not much gained from Rock vs Undertaker, but the same could be said of HBK and HHH's matches with Taker too. The main thing gained would, of course, be money.

Undertaker has much bigger mainstream appeal than C.M. Punk, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Kane and pretty much any other opponent you could visualize being the one to end his streak.

And that's assuming that his streak will ever end.

[Damndirty]

I say Taker vs. Ryback, streak vs. streak. Very likely this isn't gonna happen, and if those bastards have any regard for my respect, they would NOT NOT NOT have the streak end with Cena winning. They are better off letting Taker keep something he can hold to his name.

[Swish]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/387014_10151078338422482_1564235879_n.jpg

http://cbs1015jamz.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/sheamus-celtic-warrior-9.jpg?w=620

Spitting Image or what? haha

[Keith]

Yeah, looks just like him, brah.

:shifty:

And dude on the right (his left) looks like Dale Earnhardt Jr?

And dude on the left (his right) looks like Clay Aiken?

And dude on the far right looks like Justin Roberts?

[Juan]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[weather vane]

just crushing Smirnoff Ice's

[Kane Knight]

Too tan.

[Kane Knight]

Or as the Irish call that, "a sunburn."

[Kane Knight]

Or as the Irish call that, "coloured."

[Tazz Dan]

Looks more like Downunder's illegitimate son.

[owenbrown]

:lol: Tazz Dan

[owenbrown]

brb gonna go shoot myself in the face for reading/posting in this thread

[owenbrown]

took me 478923747895137458235937128423589237985423579238465 minutes to post that last one because of the goddamn server being busy at 3 in the morning :foc:

[Skippord]

but by god it was worth it

[owenbrown]

lol :roll:

[Swish]

lol :roll:

It can't be that lame, if you've commented in this thread twice :):heart:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We've all commented on 100,000 and 100,001 and they are both lame.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Krazyhouse is shit.

[#1-norm-fan]

The guy on the right with his arm around the Sheamus guy looks like a mix of Topher Grace and Danny Masterson from That 70's Show

[MoFo]

You look like a right bunch of scally cunts.

The ginger Shane McGowan cunt is prol the best looking one of yr lot :lol:

[Kane Knight]

It can't be that lame, if you've commented in this thread twice :):heart:

It's owenbrown. Lame is his middle name.

[Indifferent Clox]

if you're not... wearing it... you might as wel....l be sharing.... it?

[Blue Demon]

:wtf:


Looks more like Downunder's illegitimate son.

:lol:

[dingdongyo]

holy crap...

the silhouette girl in your sig picture is wearing shoes, but also holding shoes. that's silly.

[The Jayman]

the absence of a chick anywhere in that picture is no surprise

[Keith]

He'll make a return and be the leader of the greatest stable of all time!

http://i.imgur.com/IfzL9.gif

[Swish]

As if Ryan Clark got this he obviously made it up, as it's obviously the one or the two that'll happen..

CM Punk vs Rock at Mania or
Cena vs Rock

Lmfao, I have to laugh at Ryan, I might start my own wrestling
news website. and start making shit up. see how it turns out :rofl:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

dont do that! if you start your own news site you'll be too busy to post here anymore!

[Swish]

dont do that! if you start your own news site you'll be too busy to post here anymore!

I've already came up with a great name for it too.

Ringside Postwar.

[Keith]

I heard Ryan Clark's 2 hour WZR Broadcast last night, and it wasn't very good. He and the other guy spent the first 30 minutes talking about what they did during the weekend. The next 30 minutes were spent talking about JTG's tweets, and the last hour was spent talking about Roddy Piper (yes, this shit's still being talked about).

[Swish]

So WWE patching things up with WWF aka World Wildlife Fund.
Do you think WWE would try to buy out the rights to the name WWF.
And use it full time like they did in the past?.

Also have they had more success with WWF or WWE????.

[Keith]

I doubt it.

But who knows? I still haven't gotten used to "World Wrestling Entertainment". It just doesn't sound as "sexy" as "World Wrestling Federation".

[#1-norm-fan]

Also have they had more success with WWF or WWE????.

:|

[ron the dial]

no

[parkmania]

During the era of "sports entertainment" I don't think so.

If they ever get the movie division successful though, they MIGHT have some interest in using "WWF" again for the wrestling. But the overall company will NEVER go back to WWF again.

[Kane Knight]

Why would they? They've established WWE as a viable brand. The shift might do more harm than good.

[Rammsteinmad]

Can't believe people are still recycling the whole "WWF was better than WWE" thing. I got use to the term WWE like, way back in fucking 2003 or something. Who cares about "WWF" anymore.

[RaginRonic]

A] I would like to see that nature conservancy fund change it's name, and let WWE get the full rights to the initials back.

B] WWE could still be used as the corporate company name, with the WWF being the TV identity.

C] The initials 'WWF' and the words 'World Wrestling Federation' roll off the tounge more naturally and organically than the initials 'WWE' and the words 'World Wrestling Entertainment'.

And if regaining the initials, and the right to speak them on TV, ever happened, it would likely come with a heavy price...about $100,000,000 minimum for it to happen. =P

[Heisenberg]

:nono:

[Wake Up Call]

This has the making of a real SMH thread.

[DLVH84]

WWF, hands down.

[St. Jimmy]

No. Why?

[DLVH84]

I think WWE is pretty much watered down, compared to WWF.

[Pintint]

No. WWE is more than just wrestling now. Going back to WWF would sound dumb.

[Emperor Smeat]

No considering if they wanted to have gone back to the old WWF, it would have been done early on instead of having to spend all that money blurring and re-edit tons of footage for tv and dvd releases.

A] I would like to see that nature conservancy fund change it's name, and let WWE get the full rights to the initials back.

No way the Wildlife Fund just gives up their initials considering they owned them first and almost 20 years before the WWE had them. The WWE is older than the Fund but not in the name itself.

[Nicky Fives]

I do find it amazing how all the non-wrestling fans that I have encountered still call WWE, WWF.....

[Destor]

It will always be The Fed to me :'(

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3549/496820-wwf_logo.bmp.jpg

[Cool King]

I do find it amazing how all the non-wrestling fans that I have encountered still call WWE, WWF.....

It's most likely because the last time they watched wrestling was back when it was known as WWF, so that's what they know it as.

Even wrestling fans were saying WWF sometimes when the change happened, but because we continued to watch the WWE after the name change and without us realising it, we slowly taught ourselves that the name "WWE" was correct and "WWF" was wrong.

So now, saying "WWE" feels right, whereas saying "WWF" feels wrong, unless we're referring to the past.

[Damndirty]

I see it as WWF before the mergers, but afterwards it became WCW+ECW+WWF=WWE.

[Swish]

I still watch it every now and again to this day. But back in 97
Was when I taped every episode of Raw and the ppv's. up until the late 2000s

WWF Was at it's peak, then I think when it became to popular, World Widelife Fund got greedy and jealous, and decided to take action. hoping to crumble WWF..

But it never happened WWE Became a product on it's own.

WWF Had it's Attitude Era

WWE Has it's PG Era

Of course if WWE had the chance to go back to WWF it would probably
be more :S than anything to new fans, of the product.

[Shisen Kopf]

They should have both WWE for their crap movies and WWF for their crap rasslin.

[BollywoodSingh]

What good would going back to the WWF name do after more than ten years of establishing WWE? Most people here are talking about the differences between the WWF product and the WWE product. Changing the name is not going to change the product at all.

[KyleEmmott]

Why bash Ryan Clark? He provides the best wrestling news out there better than anyone else.

[Tom Guycott]

The only good it would do is they can stop annoyingly blurring selective "WWF" signs, banners, mic covers, ring aprons, etc.

But then, they'll still do things like overdub some wrestler themes with either shit producion songs or a WWE theme they weren't even close to using at that time, redact events containing Chris Benoit, grey the screen when there is a lot of blood in a recap, and pipe in pops or boos accordingly even if the actual moment didn't produce the desired results.

In other words, it would be a small consolation in being able to correct history that comes with what is sure to be a hefty price tag. And not too many people who SHOULD be bugged by the inital thing even are anymore for it to be a factor.